Happy mother's day funny. Cool congratulations on Mother's Day

Happy Day of cheerful, kind mothers!
May you be lucky in life,
Sadness does not come to visit
Let the kids listen!

Original poem Happy Mother's Day to mom from the heart

Happy holiday, mommy, to you!
Forget all your business today:
Dirty dishes, noisy vacuum cleaner
And go shopping for your eternal cross-country.
See how you've been waiting for some goodies!
Happy holiday, dear! Just smile!
There is no one more precious than you, to be honest,
I love you more than anyone in the world!
I sincerely wish you many bright days!
Let your life be brighter, more fun!
Don't forget about jokes and happy laughter!
You, mom, are simply the best!

A poem touching to tears for mom

Mother's Day is your day, dear!
Telegrams fly like birds,
And everyone in Russia today believes
That he was named after his mother.
And he is only yours - I want you to know
About this always and forever:
Only the mother loves everything and always, from the beginning,
To the limit, in any person!
You are my life - both hope and faith,
And I wish you happiness
Health and vigor, strength - without measure,
Everyday success - endlessly!
May all your plans come true as they should,
Without unnecessary hassle - no worries!
And the main thing in your life will be joy -
Always, down to the smallest moments!

Touching congratulations to mother from son in verse

Dear mother! Congratulations
Devoted child's soul!
Happiness, health to you, indulgence!
And don’t rush to grieve!
Joy, vigor, strength and good luck!
Sweet gifts, cakes,
A sea of ​​carbonated water and chewing gum
And chocolates – about a hundred!
I'll bring you the best in the world
The most beautiful bouquet!
I'll be lucky and no one will notice
Where those flowers are no longer there.
I'll kiss you a hundred and twenty times,
On this solemn day!
To help sort through the pile of gifts -
I'm not too lazy for my mom!
Joyful, kind, cheerful, invigorating,
Your holiday will be for us!
Let every month, or better yet, more often,
The country honors mother!

Original sincere congratulations on Mother's Day in verse

Happy Mother's Day to you, dear!
Today, from the heart,
I wish the mothers of Russia
So that their kids obey,
So that schoolchildren are an example
And straight from school,
Dreamed of making a career
Forgetting your trinkets,
So that the guys strive faster
Become family sons-in-law
And the daughters-in-law were kinder
I honor my mother-in-law like a mother.
So that, systematically, obediently
Generations of children grew...
And if you get bored -
My wishes - dispel!
Wave your light hand more strictly -
Are you interested in witchcraft? —
You can fix everything right away:
That's why you are Madam Mother!

Touching congratulations to mom on Mother's Day in prose

Dear mom! I want to sincerely congratulate you on this touching holiday and thank you for everything that I have in my life today. Always smile, laugh and enjoy the little things, and I will always be there to support and help! Be happy!

Quatrain Happy Mother's Day

Mom mom! Congratulations!
I have you golden
And you are the only one!
I love you the most!

Official congratulations on Mother's Day

Today is Mother's Day, so I cordially congratulate all mothers on this holiday! Dear mothers, be happy and loved. Remember, you gave life to the world, and this is the most important achievement. Thank you for the kindness, affection and care that you give, may your children answer you in kind. I wish you family well-being, health and love.

Congratulations to mothers on Mother's Day

Dear mothers! Happy Mother's Day to you all! Mom is the closest person to each of us. For girls - best friend. For boys - an understanding friend. May the Sun shine for all of you, dear mothers, and may peace and order reign in the home of each of you. Happy holiday!

What happiness it is to give life,
How much it means to be a mother!
Today is the most tender holiday -
Mothers Day! And we diligently
We hasten to congratulate you on him now,
Send warmth of soul -
Something that will warm you everywhere,
That it will be a spring of patience.
And it's time to wish you all
Health, joy, goodness.
Although life is sometimes hard,
There is hope in everything, two wings
And you are the standard for children,
An example for them throughout their lives.
So let them love you and take care of you.
Being a mother is the sweetest job!

May Mother's Day bring you
Fulfillment of desires,
Fortunately, a new step,
Magic and prosperity!

Rain of love, hail of luck,
And also a little laziness:
To rest more often
Without much explanation!

Happy Mother's Day, happiness!
The brightest, most magical events,
Let your eyes smile more often
The heart will be open for love.

Positive, inspiration, success
Let them follow on your heels,
Joy in the house lives without interference,
And let success settle there!

You get up early in the morning
To cook porridge with love,
And like a squirrel in a wheel
You're circling around to get everything done.

Never lose heart
You wash, iron and wash,
Do you have time to play?
The coolest mother!

Being a mother is not at all easy,
Cook and do laundry all day
And to stupid questions
Answer constantly.

Let for this hard work
The most endless
They will give you the title -
With a capital M Mom!

I sincerely congratulate you on Mother's Day,
And I want to wish you today.
So that you and your husband can change roles,
And she dedicated the day only to herself.

So that you watch TV on the couch,
And my husband cooked, cleaned, and did laundry.
So that beer and chips crunch,
And he didn’t bother you with problems.

To feed the children lunch,
Well, of course I set the table for you.
So that he doesn’t know about fatigue,
It was a pleasure to be with you for a day.

Well, then you go back to battle,
You will become a super mom again.
And with a heart full of kindness,
You can get some valerian.

Let him give Mother's Day
All the amenities on the list:
Let luck take you prisoner,
Give love to loved ones.

Everyone's dreams will come true,
Lifting the mood
And successes are like flowers,
They bloom diligently.

The days will become like the light of the sun,
And warmer and more beautiful,
And your usual budget
Growing up every hour!

Happy Mother's Day to you
Congratulations, dear.
Be calm like a boa constrictor
I wish you from the bottom of my heart.

Let the pogrom not bother you,
The spots around the house make me happy,
Let super moms work
It will be easy and pleasant.

Happy Mother's Day
Our beautiful mother
And we want to break away,
Have fun and laugh!

Take some rest today
Walk like the wind in a field,
Let dad cook dinner
Everything will be taken into the hands of men!

Being a mother is a difficult job,
After all, you have to be both a teacher and a doctor,
Still a cleaner in her worries,
Veterinarian, cook, seamstress.

But you shine like a wonderful fairy
In the skills of these multifaceted everyone.
Happy Mother's Day!
Let happiness and success surround you.

She is a hurricane of boundless love,
He will never reach into his pocket for affection,
She is like salvation, she is also support,
She can strictly and at the same time tenderly,
She is a mother, a radiance of smiles,
Happy Mother's Day to you, you are charming!

Happy Mother's Day, mothers of the planet!
I wish you obedient children!
Diligent, smart, cheerful,
Beautiful, simple, good-natured!

May your children love and appreciate you,
May they give you happiness and hope,
And even in difficult moments
They won't leave you without help!

Dear mom, you are the best, happy holiday to you! You are the source of dad’s inspiration, an example for everyone, the engine of our family’s prosperity. May your beauty not fade and your strength not dry up, may your grandchildren and great-grandchildren live under your sensitive guidance.

You are a record holder, mommy, in everything:
In sewing, cooking, washing and knitting.
Our whole house rests on you only.
You are a sorcerer and magician, of course, by training.
With all my heart, mommy, congratulations
And I sincerely wish you all the best in the world.

Our mother, dear, dear,
Declare today a day off.
So that, without having time to do anything,
We appreciated your hard work.

So that the husband and children sigh in unison:
“Without you, mommy, it’s like being without hands!
Be forever the youngest in the world,
Our helper, our angel and friend!”

Mommy, what can I give you for your joyful childhood, carefree youth and successful life? I know! I present to you grandchildren who will restore your youth - because you will become for them at the same time a mischievous playmate, a kind fairy and a wise mentor!

On Mother's Day, let smiles bloom,
Let life be carefree and sweet,
Let the violins sing in your honor today,
And the clouds will become cotton candy!

How proud I am of you, mom,
The best in the whole world!
And I wish you on mother's holiday
Happy and wonderful days.

So that you smile at the sun
And she remained a beauty
So that you work successfully,
And make you proud of me.

I congratulate you on another of your holidays - Mother's Day. I wish you to go through all the steps of the school of mothers with dignity and happiness, from diapers to graduation. And then repeat all the joys of raising children at the young grandmother’s school!

Abandon the pots for a day
(Let hubby fuss)
Do you have a rest on Mother's Day?
Float like a butterfly with happiness!

Mommy beloved, you are my joy,
Your understanding look is a reward for me,
You illuminate my path with a gentle smile,
You, mom, feel everything, you, mom, know everything.

On Mother's Day, I wish you to be in good health, in honor,
Queen - in the family, boss - at work,
Beauty captivates men, and the envy of ladies
To be always blooming and happy yourself.

I wish you deep, restful sleep and the enchanting smell of your favorite crown, toothless, sincere smiles and amazing discoveries, first confident achievements and a few bruises, because nothing comes easy! Happy Mother's Day!

Forgive us, mommy, for all the tricks!
And accept congratulations on this bright day.
Forgive skipping lectures and late-night gatherings.
Thank you for making us human.
May love and joy surround you,
And happiness and affection warm the soul.

Let all the sleepless nights
Happiness will return to you, mom,
To be proud of your daughter,
That I grew up like you - stubborn!

So that you inspire me
With your holy smile,
And like a butterfly fluttered
You have a light, joyful soul.

Mom is a perpetual motion machine running on special fuel - love. So let this fuel in your life not end, so that you can keep up with everything and always remain the same beauty.

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Funny and comic congratulations on Mother's Day

Funny SMS congratulations on Mother's Day

The best mothers in this world
We would like to congratulate you on this day!
Send an SMS!
Happy holiday to mom!

Give her a gift
And the bouquet is more fun!
Kisses and hugs
Gently press it to your heart!

There is no mother dearer, dearer,
No one can live without her!
Moms! you in this world
Congratulations to your children!

Comic SMS congratulations on Mother's Day

You are my friend and adviser,
And just a sweet little man.
Some children are all stubborn
But they are run by mothers.

Thank you, mom, for your support,
And I don’t want to hesitate now,
I’ll send my congratulations as soon as possible -
An essay for my dear mother!

Cool poems for Mother's Day

I know that I am not a gift,
I am a surprise, no matter how you say it:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot to come.

Only you, dear mother,
You believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith,
I'm pleased and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy holiday to beautiful mothers!
I can add one thing:
I will give my life for you.

Funny SMS congratulations on Mother's Day

The most delicious cake in the world
And cutlets and compote -
Only at my mother's,
The sweetest of people.

I hasten to congratulate you on the holiday,
Leave your congratulations.
The neighbors have picked roses,
And I’ll give them to you!

Cool congratulations on Mother's Day

We wanted to congratulate you
And they began to think - what to say?
To such a beautiful sweet mother
What lines should I write?

Whatever you say, it won’t be enough.
Although it will be nice, it won’t be the same.
After all, you are such a mother to us,
With which the sky is shoulder-deep!

With which the sea is knee-deep,
Which is simple and easy!
Mommy, you are our dear,
We love you dearly.

We wish you to be beautiful,
Live happily, sleep peacefully,
So that your health doesn’t fail,
And don’t care about problems!

Short funny and comic congratulations on Mother's Day

Today is a holiday, mom,
Mother's Day, your day!
I want to say a lot
Good words to you.

I want you to smile
Your smile is class!
Worried less
And she made us happy!

Comic congratulations on Mother's Day

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child I pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, lost my briefcase,
I checked the door for strength!

Stomp around the apartment in boots
And he smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: “Crocodile!”

I can be rude
And a sofa crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!

Mother's Day once upon a time
Appointed gold in autumn,
So that my sons can wrap me up
Moms in down scarves!

It's always easy for me with my mother,
The house with her is warm and light.
Heart to heart conversations
Important for our mothers,
We need to start more often
Take their advice
And argue less with them,
And don’t argue at all.
We wish you wisdom,
And do without difficulties.

Mom, happy holiday, dear!
I love you most of all!
On an autumn day I wish
In the stove of bright fire,
Delicious pies and bread,
The house is completely clean,
And the cloudless sky,
Clear sun like you!
There’s just no way, mommy,
I can't wish
So that my obedient son
You managed to educate!

Who is always wiping snot,
Does he make the best soup?
Washing, cleaning, cleaning
And loves your cheerful laughter?
And he even loves your tears,
Why do you often pour for no reason?
He'll pull the booger out of his nose,
Does he go to the store for bread?
All this, dear mother,
You are more beautiful, the brightest light of all!
On Mother's Day we wish
Good health and strength!

It's high time for Mother's Day
Distribute medals
To all those who from night to morning
He hasn't been able to sleep for a long time.
At first just because
Why the little one doesn't sleep:
Then give him milk,
That throat hurts!
Well, then mom waits
From a kid's party.
He might come crawling drunk,
Not a penny in my pockets!
We are growing up, our mother is getting old.
Give her warmth!
We would like to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

Today all the kids are quiet.
Today is a special day.
Today Sashki and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.
So that mothers have at least a day
We could rest fully
After all, today is Mother's Day
The whole country celebrates!
Our dear mothers,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts,
So that you become more beautiful every day,
At least you are always good for us!
Forget at least for today
About all your problems!
Today you can calmly
Think about yourself!
Visit the SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too,
Buy a couture outfit
Sit in a cafe with friends!
Have a blast today!
After all, tomorrow they will start again
Ironing, washing, cleaning,
You will have to stand at the stove...
But don't be upset
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations to you today
Your beloved children!

Affection, awe and care
Everything is in you and forever.
A spoon of soup and compote,
A bowl of porridge is expensive.
We know in difficult times
You can help us.
And a closed cabin,
Crush the water in a mortar.
For our sake you overthrow mountains,
Put the world on your chest.
Let mental closures
Tied together like knots.

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child I pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, lost my briefcase,
I checked the door for strength!

Stomp around the apartment in boots
And he smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: “Crocodile!”

I can be rude
And a sofa crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!

Mother's Day once upon a time
Appointed gold in autumn,
So that my sons can wrap me up
Moms in down scarves!

Well, mommy? Did I torture you?
Absenteeism, parties, failure?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger who is quietly growing!

He will take revenge for all your sorrows,
He'll give you a light so that, well...
Your grandson, so humble at first,
Will arrange a local war for dad.

On Mother's Day I will quietly congratulate you,
I want to fully enjoy it
That spectacle when the grandson dashingly
I will be defeated in a small war!

Mother's Day is a good opportunity to express your feelings to your loved one. Mom, thank you for your excessive care and excessive vigilance! If love for children were put up for auction, yours would be the most expensive lot. But I will never give up such wealth! I wish you to remain damn attractive and have angelic patience!

My amazing and cheerful mother, I wish that you continue to be mistaken for my sister. However, I would like to wish to myself that my fans do not look too much at you. And we both can only wish to continue to be the same bosom friends and have the same fun weekend together as we do now!

I know that I am not a gift,
I am a surprise, no matter how you say it:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot to come.

Only you, dear mother,
You believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith,
I'm pleased and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy holiday to beautiful mothers!
I can add one thing:
I will give my life for you.

You are the very charm
Life's sweet creature!
Patient and smart
Both beautiful and slim!
And you are also a super-mom,
Cool, friend, lady!

I wish you on this important holiday,
So that your character is brave,
So that the child-miracle is restless
I always listened to your conversations!

I wish you immeasurable beauty
To you, friend, in the universe!
Happy Mother's Day! Stay the best
And don’t be shy to be happy!

Let the children, friend, not get sick,
My husband loves me more every day,
Faith and love warm the heart,
Your home is protected from quarrels and cold.

Dear friend! Manage to be in several places at the same time, take care of family members and remain sweet and beautiful! Overall, be the great mom that you are! Happy Mother's Day!

Let the kids not bring the white man to his knees
With your tricks every day.
Don't let them drive you crazy
And your nerves will be like flint.

Happy Mother's Day, in general, dear!
Girlfriend, let everything be fine.
Let no sadness disturb you
And let your soul be clear and warm.