Funny happy birthday poems for a guy. Happy birthday to boyfriend, funny greetings

Favorite guy today
Happy birthday!
I wish you great happiness,
And may I always be in it!
Give me flowers and gifts,
Perfumes, fur coats and foreign cars!
So that I’m all like FIFA,
I rode in fancy cars!
I wish you, my dear,
May you always be rich!
I congratulate you on your birthday,
I love and kiss you! ©

Beloved, dear, precious,
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you good luck
And just great happiness!
My beloved guy, you know
How I miss you!
I shed tears into my pillow,
How much I love you!
May your life be successful
Put a cool movie on download
I'll come see you in the evening!
And I’ll hug you so tightly! ©

Happy birthday, my beloved boyfriend,
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
I wish you a lot of happiness,
And there is a lot of goodness in my soul!
May all your endeavors always
They only end in success, because
You deserve to always be first!
I love you very much, believe me!
And today, when you were born,
I'll kiss you and hug you!
Let me enjoy you to the fullest,
I give myself to you alone! ©

There are different things in life,
That's what life is for...
But still, you are the main thing
Hurry up to understand:
That's what friends are made for,
To support with deeds,
Your problems are complicated
Decide with care!
We wish that you yourself
Was the same friend
And winning cards
Revealed before fate!

I won’t wish for a hundred apartments
Happy birthday to you!
I can’t get the stars from the sky,
But I will always agree with fate.
After all, factories and cars
Friendship will not replace us.
Open your pockets wider
Congratulations!

You're a very cool guy
You won't get bored!
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
Happy birthday to you!
So that luck does not disappear
From your horizon
And a star shone from heaven
For you, for one!

Today is the time to hang out
Pour a glass for your friends
And raise a toast to how you
Reached today's point.
And there's another hundred years ahead
Stunning victories.
Know how to take advantage of every chance
And change everything for the better!

Let the banknotes crunch merrily
In the wallet not at the end of the month,
When the salary is paid,
And always - to be rich!
And always loved
The coolest and most priceless.
And I also lived comfortably
And he was friends only with the faithful.

I don't want car keys,
And being the owner of a car is cool!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
You are the birthday boy, my dear!
On your birthday, let them surround you
And the beauties of you and friends.
Life offers all its blessings,
Of course, you can't miss them!

What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!

I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!

I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!

A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!

Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.

On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”....

What can you wish for a real macho?
More money, a car and a dacha,
There are many beautiful and devoted women,
Life is like a fairy tale with a successful path!

More good luck, health, love,
Find your dream as soon as possible!
A lot of goodness, strength, happiness, luck,
We wish you everything on your birthday!

On the sweet holiday of Jam Day,
Open all the doors to the house!
Wishes of peace, happiness,
Let them sound in it today.

Let all your friends be nearby,
And a happy family.
Feel the support of loved ones
On this holiday and always.

Be healthy, successful in business,
Don't be afraid of obstacles along the way.
May you have enough strength and faith,
Follow your dream.

Hop-hey-lala-lay,
Happiness, joy, friends!
And health and love,
Tear up the list of your troubles.

Every day to be brighter
To make the world a better place:
Every moment, from time to time,
Shined brighter than a diamond.

Happy Birthday
And I wish only the best
Let it be at your disposal
There will be a sea of ​​magic:

Miracle fairy on the wrist,
Golden set of keys,
And Hottabych with the bird of happiness
They'll sit right at the door!

Supercar, so that the turbines hum,
Women always want
A miracle inheritance from abroad,
An army that could only be dreamed of,

Boss position, super salary,
Let your nerves be like steel ropes,
Vacation wherever you want: at sea, on land -
Choose for yourself where it will be better for you.

What else can I wish for a handsome man -
Get everything and not be arrogant,
So that you can live every day with pleasure.
Well, best guy, yay, happy birthday!


Happy birthday to you!
I wish you happiness and warmth,
Good and kind friends,
Happy days, blissful dreams,
Great hopes, drunken feasts!
Live cheerfully, cheerfully and boldly,
Laugh, sing songs, joke!…
I wish you to drink life to the dregs!
We wish you much, much happiness,
A bouquet of joyful smiles,
Good and cheerful friends,
Have a happy life, many years to come,
And to spite all enemies
Lived, loved and was lucky!

Happy Birthday, Happy Fun Day!
Accept wishes:
Be happy! Be lucky!
Never be discouraged!
Let it shine for you on the road
Justice star!
Let love notice you
And he will never give up!
Happy birthday to boyfriend, funny greetings

Happy Birthday to you
And I wish you on this day,
So that pleasure flows like a river
In this life on mortal earth.
So that luck smiles on you,
So that your work will only bring you joy.
So that your friends don't forget you,
And they always helped in trouble.
Let there always be money in your pocket -
Ten thousand for small expenses.
And any of your endeavors
Let it bring you a stable income!

Happy Birthday,
And I only wish to grow up,
I wish you to be strong
And flourish in your career!
Let them be proud of your strength
All family and friends!
Be a real man!
After all, it’s impossible to do otherwise!


Happy birthday to boyfriend, funny greetings

I hasten to congratulate you
On this joyful day,
So that you can straighten your shoulders,
Well, so that I can still
Do everything you set
A firm goal ahead,
And I didn’t leave the idea behind,
Somewhere in the past... behind.
May all your wishes come true,
And cherished dreams
And doubts and despair
We were able to leave forever.

Cool guy - that's cool!
The cool guy is you!
Your birthday is like a miracle
Fulfills all dreams!
Be thorough in all matters,
Keep loving yourself
So that until old age
Keep a cool image!


Happy birthday to boyfriend, funny greetings

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

On this bright holiday of yours
I want to give
Joy, happiness, laughter like a river,
Hundreds of kisses.
And on the path of life
The caresses of kindness.
You can't find a guy in the world
Better than you.


Happy birthday to boyfriend, funny greetings

On your birthday,
I wish without a doubt:
Health - sterile,
Marriage - stable,
Work - money
The spouses are careful,
Obedient children
Evenings are not boring,
Friends - real ones,
Brilliant success,
Goals - achievable,
Life - the desired one!

From the bottom of my heart - success on your birthday!
Optimism, joy, warmth,
More interesting hobbies
And good luck in all matters!
So that the road in life is smooth
And there was always a firm step on the way!
Much success awaits, new discoveries
And good things to come!

I wish not to know defeat
In business, casino and love,
I wish you successful investments,
So that money flows like a river.

Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.

Today, on your birthday,
I want to sincerely wish
Love, health, respect,
Burn with fire and don't get burned!



Please accept congratulations today
Have a wonderful birthday.
I wish you to live without despondency,
Lighting up the earth with a smile!

We want to become an elephant too
And never know your enemies.
After all, the elephant is the strongest in the world,
Even children know about this.

Being a turtle is also a blessing
After all, courage is not always needed,
Another thing is needed.
The turtle has it.

Be a brave tiger, a strong bison,
Like an old owl - very wise.
And as homely as a woodchuck!
We'll end our congratulations here.

happy Birthday
And we wish you straight away,
To keep you in the mood
Even in rain and bad weather.

To make plans correctly
And achieved success
To fall into love traps
You didn't make a fool of yourself.



Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.

I wish you easy, carefree
Always spend your leisure time.
Both joy and happiness are free
Find it in all the little things.

Always strive for success in business
Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
May you have in your beautiful body
The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.

So that the goldfish of happiness
You got hooked
So that you often hear from her:
"Come to me, my little man."

I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.

And may you have strength.
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.

I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.



May your birthday be
Cheerful and full of adventures,
So that your home is full of loved ones
And people who are pleasant to the heart.

More money, strength, luck,
Let there be a villa, a Mercedes
And everything that means a lot in life
I wish you sales miracles!

Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.

The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!

Your life will be like in a fairy tale,
Full of love and feminine affection.
Let them get promoted at work,
The salary is multiplied several times,
And the vacation will be 5 times a year,
And every time you go to the resort!

Let's imagine that mother nature
I decided to congratulate you.



Live without troubles and without adversity,
No extra hassle for you.
And may success be with you
Happy Birthday all year long!

Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear.
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!

May your life be successful
There are always bundles of bills in your hand.
And so that in your personal garage
The car was reliable.

Oh, if you only knew how much I need
Your attention, love!
And how difficult it is for me in this life
Without your tender, sweet words.

We wish you a life without sadness,
Don't worry for no reason
Always look cheerful
You will never know where it hurts.

You are always on top
You command respect!
Let them accompany you
Good luck and luck!
We wish you many years to come
Blessings and abundance!
And let it be heard
Everyone has your last name!

The essence of the congratulations is simple -
Live to at least 100
In a pleasant environment,
Love and respect!

I went to the casino yesterday
Came out - not a coin.
May you have more luck
In life and in roulette.

We wish you with all our hearts
Good health forever,
Good endless love,
Great hope, strong faith,
And complete happiness without measure,
In the work of lasting success,
And in life - sincere laughter!

I wish you lots and lots of laughter
Cheerful sincere people.
Problems were not a hindrance.
Only good news for you.

If you fail, don't give up
Always be cheerful and vigorous.
After falling, get up.
Never be depressed.

And spend your vacation “without looking”
Drive where the sun is - to the East,
Lying on the beach, well, next to it -
Girls, sea and sand.

I wish to conquer the peaks -
Peak of Communism, even Everest!
You don’t know melancholy and sadness,
Build a syndicate or trust!

May you be cheerful and calm,
Always win
To be healthy, beautiful and slim,
The exam of life - to get an "A"!

I wish you a life of long days
So that you forget about doctors
So that it is deep, so that it is wide
And a wallet full of money!

I wish you to become infected with optimism
Be cheerful even on Monday morning
And also, go mountaineering,
After all, I wish you a MOUNTAIN OF MONEY!

What should I give you?
On this birthday,
I can't decide without you
There are many doubts.

Maybe new panties
Maybe a wallet
Maybe a tie or perfume,
You put them in the trunk.

I can't think for a long time
Tired of choosing
I'm here for you today
I will be the gift myself!

Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again?
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

Don't think, I'm not kidding:
I really want you
Happy Birthday congratulations,
Deliver pleasure!

The birthday boy is super class,
You are the best with us!
May luck smile
Everything in life works out!

Let love not offend
Bathes you in caresses and tenderness!
True friends keep
They help and have fun!

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.

Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.

Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

May all your dreams come true
Good things will be remembered
All wishes will come true,
Everything bad will be forgotten.

Success in business accompanies
Let luck be present
And the safe is bursting with money,
And let the troubles not be remembered.

Things are just getting better
Health does not break.
Garage, new car,
The housing is three hundred meters long.

Well, man, today is your birthday,
I have prepared a speech for you, brother!
I hope you hear my words?
After all, after our “libations,” do you breathe strangely?

Accept congratulations from your best friend,
I wish you a lot of money for entertainment,
I wish you chicks, as for a gourmet - different:
Cute, gentle, well, cheeky heels!

Who does a man sleep with in his life?
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 - with a bear,
from 10 to 20 - with a dream,
from 20 to 30 - with my wife,
from 30 to 40 - from someone else,
from 40 to 50 - from any,
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with the window closed.
So let's drink to never
The window didn't close!

Our precious birthday boy!
Listen to our madrigal for you:
You are not a liquid weakling martini -
You are an elite Chivas Regal;

Even though you are young, you are not a boy at all -
Anyone will tell you: “Yes. »
Happy birthday, real macho!
Stay like this always!

What do guys need? I found out.
So that the woman moans,
To be fed and clothed,
For a lady to give a fuck,
So that there is cleanliness and order,
May he have a meaningful time in life.
I wish this for you
I understand your wishes.
However, what do they say there?
Dreams come and destroy us.

My dear, happy birthday!
You have great luck in life!
May you win all your battles!
Good luck to you in life!
Love, good luck, feminine affection,
And let life have colors!

Congratulations on your birthday
And I wish from the bottom of my heart:
Three-story hut
And a jug full of love.
So that the money doesn't run out,
A strong spirit so as not to waste away.
All wishes came true
And the fire burned in the eyes.

I wish you on your birthday
A big wagon of joy,
And it contains money, health, laughter,
Love, luck and success.
Let the girls love you
Ten pieces fit in the club.
Live, be a fool and don’t worry.
And in a hundred years you will grow old.

Congratulations on your blessed day.
Let troubles pass by
I also wish you
A sea of ​​happiness and intimacy.
Let the vodka flow over the edge,
Forget about all the bad weather.
Celebrate your bright holiday!
Love! Hello! Happiness!

Hooray! Today is your holiday,
I wish you, dear,
To always be in your pocket
It was as full as a glass!
And so that friends respect you.
Those close to me didn’t lie at all.
So that you have your own villa by the sea,
For a girl to love.
And also, so that never
Your life knew no ice!

Congratulations
On your beautiful birthday,
Don't hit your face in the dirt,
Don't be sad in vain.
Pull a fish out of the sea
To make your wishes come true.
In reality, not for fun
And so that a hundred, because three is so little!

Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish:
Find the keys to the Mercedes,
Work in a stress-free way.
Suddenly suddenly from abroad
Receive an inheritance. And to Nice
Leave with your beloved to rest,
Lie by the sea, sunbathe.
Let there be no bad weather in life.
I wish you Friendship and Happiness!

I want a lot on your birthday
I wish you, dude!
I spit, I knock on wood,
There is no way to jinx life.
Everything is good in your destiny:
Love front, work.
I drink so that your success does not pass away,
And he only took turns!

Boy, dear, today is your day,
They say you were born head first
And since then, my head has been cooking well,
And no one considers you a sucker!
Well, we don’t wish you any problems in the future,
Let no dilemmas arise in your head,
May your head never hurt
And may you never lose your appetite!

I drink today, guy, to your health,
I am amazed at your masculine strength again and again.
I wish you a good holiday,
May you have true friends next to you!
To conquer career heights without difficulty,
Don't watch sunrises alone!
May all your plans come true as soon as possible,
It was worth being born for the thrill of this life!

Boy, what can I wish for you at this age,
To be the first everywhere, to be the hammer,
So that you don’t rush to live and don’t rush,
May you be a winner without defeat!
So that girls love you day and night,
To repeat this love you were not averse,
So that money sticks to your hands,
May you be true to your words!

Boy! You are funny and very cool!
All the girls want to be your friend
All the boys want to be like you
May your birthday be nice!
May the holiday give you strength,
So that you can party tirelessly until the morning,
To dance without interruption and stop,
We wish there were more parties like this!

By the way, on this Day I would like to drink a little,
From the bottom of my heart, let all the guests have fun today!
Couture suits and ironed shirts for you,
May there be no misfires or mistakes on the career ladder!
I wish for a chest of bucks, there are a lot of cars in the garage,
May you always live brightly, long and with courage!
Always have authority among your friends,
There is simply no more worthy man in the world than you!

Boy! You have your whole life ahead of you,
We wish you good luck on your life's journey,
We wish you good luck to take with you on your journey,
We wish you to smile more often and not be sad!
Happy Birthday, by the way, we almost forgot,
We wish that the waves of happiness cover you completely,
We wish you a lot of everything, but only good things,
Let nothing come to you that is unasked for!

Dear boy! Today is your birthday!
So let your dreams rush to you,
So let happiness rush to you,
Let love into your heart if it asks!
Open your soul, let goodness in,
And then everything will be fine in your life,
Go towards luck, don’t be afraid of turns,
And fate will open the gates for you!

I’ll congratulate you in an original way, I’ll say that you’re cool,
Handsome, strong, slim, creative, fashionable,
All your friends look up to you
It’s simply impossible not to notice such a handsome guy!
This is my congratulations to you,
I hope you were impressed
I want your birthday to be memorable,
You are the coolest and best guy on Earth!

Happy Birthday! Boy - you're cool!
Don't let your fighting spirit change,
May despondency never take over,
Let only success always follow you!
Let the strength of body and spirit not leave you,
Let your eyes know no fear
May life be easy for you,
Climb the ladder of luck high!

It's your birthday, guy! Pour it up!
We have gathered for you, set the table,
Gather your friends, girlfriends, let's party,
Sing, dance, eat and drink!
We agree to walk at this pace until the morning,
All night long we will wish you only the best,
Just don’t kick us out ahead of time,
Drink, dance, eat, walk with us!

We wish you business and personal success,
Happy Birthday, boy, we congratulate you,
Boundless health and boundless happiness,
We wish our beloved girl a tender look!
So that your life is no worse than everyone else's,
So that global problems do not happen in life,
So that the job, house, car are better than everyone else’s,
May success be a frequent guest in your life!


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