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Toasts for the new year in prose
They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting?
- My profession, of course, is interesting, but dangerous. Connect, for example, the wrong wires, and you will be fucked!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life does not enter into intimate relations with us!
Toasts for the new year in prose
In the morning after New Year's Eve, the couple return home. The owner tries to open the door with a cigarette.
- It's a cigarette, - says the wife, I'm afraid that she won't open the door!
- Damn it, did I smoke the key?!
I propose to drink so that in the coming year we do not accidentally smoke the keys to our happiness!
A log is thrown across a mountain gorge. And on this log, local residents scurry back and forth. But for tourists who come to these parts, such a crossing inspires fear. In this case, an instructor is constantly on duty at the bridge, who himself carries tourists along the log and takes one ruble for it ...
One day the idea came to him, to earn two rubles at a time, i.e. move two at once!
And so he took on two tourists and set off. But the burden turned out to be too heavy: he stopped in the middle of the log. Thought:
- And what the hell do I need ... an extra ruble ?!
So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year we sometimes wonder: do we need an extra ruble!
Cool toasts happy new year 2015
yutsya on a drunk, standing on all fours. - You see, - the husband reproaches his wife, - people are already having fun with might and main! And you have everything at the last minute!
So that in the coming year we everywhere come on time!
Cool toasts happy new year
What do you wish to everyone sitting at this table? All the girls to get married, and the guys - to find brides! And further. You probably know the New Year's wish of Russian cosmonauts:
To eat and drink, To want and be able! So that next year it would be with someone and it would be where! For this wish, in my opinion, it is worth a drink!
Toast for the new year
Once there were three strangers. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened them and asked: "Who are you?"
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over.
Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in.
The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in." The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!
Toasts to the New Year of the Sheep
What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks. What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.
Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and the cups of the soul with wonderful feelings!
Toasts for the new 2015 year of the goat
Excited walkers came to Lenin:
- Vladimir Ilyich, trouble! There are no products at all. We are already eating hay and straw!
- And keep eating!
- So we'll start mooing soon!
- No, don't start. Nadezhda Konstantinovna and I regularly eat chickens, but this did not make us cackle!
It is also not dangerous to eat beef or pork, caviar or exotic fruits - we will not turn into animals or animals anyway!
So let's drink to ensure that in the New Year we have everything on the table in abundance!
Toasts for the new year 2015
Each of us represents half of humanity, which
forever looking for another, - said the ancient Greek sage Aristophanes. We live in the hope of a happy meeting. I wish everyone who has not yet met their other half, be sure to find it in the new year!
Toasts for the new year of the sheep
Mother asks adult daughter:
- And what do you expect from the New Year?
- I don't really know either. I want something ... Either seeds, or ... get married!
Let's drink for everyone to have everything in the New Year, including seeds!
Toasts for the new year in prose
One man is asked:
Why do you wear shoes two sizes too small?
He answers:
- On purpose. My wife is not pretty. Plus it's evil. Cooking bad! The son is a doppelgänger! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy in my life is when I take off my shoes in the evening!
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have other joys!
Toasts for the new year in prose
The writer Arkady Vainer said that he likes to celebrate the New Year in the country, in the circle of relatives and friends:
- It's a thousand times better than social gatherings, - he assures, - which lasts all year anyway. And in the country it is quiet, except for electric trains and shots from neighboring Lyubertsy, nothing usually bothers us.
In my opinion, today we climbed into such a place that we won’t even hear the shots! Let's relax, enjoy the silence and calmly await the arrival of the New Year!!
Toasts for the new year in prose
May next year we have as many good and joyful events, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!
Two people are talking.
- How do you live? one asks.
“Differently,” he replies. - When I feel bad, an ambulance comes. And when I feel good, the police come!
We are now having fun, well, so we should expect ... the arrival of the police. And yet, let's drink to the fact that in the New Year we were good!
Toasts to the New Year of the Goat
One wise man said: "The most amazing thing in a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, and that his life is passing, he is not upset." Let's drink so that every day of the new year passes brightly and with benefit.
Toast to the new year
In every person there is an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year the light of our souls would freely reach our friends.
Toasts for the upcoming New Year 2015
Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share.
Toasts for the new year in prose
A certain joker took out a fur coat and a beard of Santa Claus on New Year's Eve. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it and, before he could utter a word, threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with "Santa Claus". Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!
Toasts for the new year in prose
New Year is the brightest, most beautiful and cheerful holiday. A green elegant Christmas tree with multi-colored toys, sparkling and shiny, splashes of champagne, general revival and joy. We wish everyone the same life in the new year - colorful and sparkling, promising and generous, like a New Year's holiday
Cool new year toasts:
A certain joker took out a fur coat and a beard of Santa Claus on New Year's Eve. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it and, before he could utter a word, threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with "Santa Claus". Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!
Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table is more and more bursting with dishes, the phone is more and more torn from congratulatory calls from friends and an increasing number of children and grandchildren would give us gifts!
Once upon a time there was a man: two years ago he was met in a hostel... A year ago he was met in a one-room, but his apartment... Now he is met in a country villa... But they are not expected in a hostel.
So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! For the New Year!
Let's raise our glasses so that the farewell of the old year is different from the farewell of the train at the station: the outgoing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the outgoing year will bring them to us!
Let's drink to keep it that way!
Let's drink for the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree .. and not visit the forest!
For the New Year!
New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time!
So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!
By tradition, we celebrate the New Year with champagne.
May our life in the New Year be like this champagne - light, exciting, fragrant and overflowing!
Health, joy and happiness
I wish you a New Year
So that neither anxiety nor misfortune
They didn't guard at the gate.
So that the sun gently shines
Everything that the heart is waiting for came true
And just to be gratifying
All your life, like this year!
With an open heart and love
We wish you happiness and health!
May the New Year with new happiness
Will enter your house as a master
And along with the smell of spruce
Success and joy will bring!
The old year is gone...
I want to say
Many good words
Wish you happiness.
To make life easy for you
Next year
For you to forget
Woe and trouble!
Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be shooting around us ... but only champagne, right on target and at close range!
Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!
At this table, all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the New Year.
For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!
May next year we have as many good and joyful events, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!
Life is like a New Year's garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. Well, if one thing does not work out for a person, everything falls out of hand.
So let's drink so that the garland of bright events in our life shimmers with all colors and never burns out!
For not burning out next year!
Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't do without a smile.
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
In the village, one friend tells another:
- Yesterday Vasily showed up to me. At first he sat down and was silent. Then he fell on me and raped me... But he never said why he came.
So that you don’t have a question why I came here, I’ll say it straight:
I came to wish everyone a Happy New Year.
Let everything bad sink into eternity
With the last breath of December!
And everything beautiful, alive
Come to you in the morning of January!
The clock is ticking.
The old year is leaving.
His last pages rustle...
What was good - let it not go away,
And what is bad - will not happen again!
In the New Year outside the window
Quietly the snow falls
Let at your table
There will be joy and laughter
May enviable success
Waiting for you in any business
And enter without interference
Happiness in your bright home.
May you have many new friends in the new year, a new well-paid job, a new car, a new country villa where you could sit, like in the old days, with our old friendly circle and spend the old year!
Twice on the same ... New Years do not come!
You can't celebrate the same New Year twice...
So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! For the New Year!
Every New Year's Eve, my child stands at the frozen window and asks Santa Claus:
"Give me a toy!"
I smile, put him to bed, but then I myself go to the window and ask my good old friend - Santa Claus:
"Give my child happiness!".
So let's drink to the fulfillment of desires.
As you know, a person learns all his life. He learns every year, and every year, probably, becomes a little smarter ... And that means, for sure, that the years also learn something - from a person and from each other.
So let's drink to the fact that each next year learns only good things from the previous one!
May the New Year dawn on you
Will give you success
And let it sound in your house
Cheerful, ringing laughter.
May a faithful friend be near
Both on holiday and in bad weather.
And let it into your house, like a snowball,
Happiness always comes!
Happy new year congratulations!
We wish you happiness with all your heart!
To live this year for you
Without sadness and worries.
So that you work with success,
And have fun on the holiday
And good luck in your business
And smiles on your lips.
For love to bloom like a rose
And not sluggish from the cold,
And the house is full of kids
Be happy in everything!
On New Year's Eve, friends,
I wish you happiness.
Live happily and nicely
Have a million friends
Love work, nature, dear ones,
And you will be all right!
May the new year not add wrinkles,
And the old will smooth and erase,
Strengthens health, relieves failures
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness!
Happy New Year! May good luck
This year will give you
Complex tasks will be solved
And it will bring success.
So that the soul does not know worries
And at midnight to the hour
There was moisture from the glass
You have drunk for us.
Happy New Year!
Let the fun
Will make a housewarming in the souls,
And luck at this hour
Will not slip past you!
Let all the flowers at your feet fall
Let the stars turn into emeralds
Let grief and sorrow go away
May your dreams come true in the New Year!
Let the new year learn from the old only good! I congratulate you and wish you the main thing - the fulfillment of desires! Because when a person has what he dreamed of, he is cheerful, cheerful, healthy!
Happy New Year!
Winter is coming, playing with blizzards,
Frost crackles and summer is far away,
And we congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year bring you warmth!
The warmth of good luck, the joy of the first meeting,
Warmth of love, family warmth,
And let it ring on New Year's Eve
Glasses New Year's glass!
May next year come true what you planned the year before!.. Congratulations! May the New Year bring all your wishes come true!
In every person there is an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year the light of our souls would freely reach our friends.
Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share.
They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting?
- My profession, of course, is interesting, but dangerous. Connect, for example, the wrong wires, and you will be fucked!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life does not enter into intimate relations with us!
What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks.
What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.
Let's drink so that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and the cups of the soul with wonderful feelings!
We wish you that Santa Claus
I brought you a bag of health!
Gave joy to everyone
Brought a glass of champagne
I took illness, melancholy into a bag,
And hid somewhere in the forest!
Friends! The New Year will come soon.
Forget old sorrows
And sorrow days, and days of adversity
And everything that killed joy.
But don't forget the clear days
Golden hours, for dear hearts,
And old sincere friends
Whom you all loved so much.
Live new in the New Year!
I wish you a Happy New Year
Fun sonorous, like ice,
Smiles bright as amber,
Health, like frost in January.
May this year be a happy star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hurry with the old year
Let adversity all go away.
Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!
One man is asked:
- Why do you wear shoes two sizes too small?
He answers:
- On purpose. My wife is not pretty. Plus it's evil. Cooking bad! The son is a doppelgänger! My mother-in-law is a witch!... The only joy in my life is when I take off my shoes in the evening!
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have other joys!
Once there were three strangers. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened them and asked:
"Who you are?"
- Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over.
Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in.
The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in."
The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth.
While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!
One man is asked: - Why do you wear shoes that are two sizes smaller? He replies: - On purpose. My wife is not pretty. Plus it's evil. Cooking bad! The son is a doppelgänger! My mother-in-law is a witch!… The only joy I have in my life is when I… take off my shoes in the evening! Let's drink to the fact that we have other joys in us!
Once there were three strangers. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened them and asked: “Who are you?” – Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over. “Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in. The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in." The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!
Let's drink with gratitude for a bright legacy
old year - for minutes of joy, love, success and for
acquired experience in all spheres of our hectic life!
Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share.
What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks. What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink to the fact that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and the cups of the soul with wonderful feelings!
The mother asks her adult daughter: - And what do you expect from the New Year? “I don’t really know either. I want something ... Either seeds, or ... get married! Let's drink for everyone to have everything in the New Year, including seeds!
My school teacher Vakhtang Varlamovich often said: “Gogi,
virishvilo! Learn arithmetic - this is the basis of all the basics. Learn fractions and
especially interest. Otherwise, you will pepper Satsivi and Saperavi
you will not ferment."
And I have remembered these wise words for the rest of my life. Learned both fractions and
especially interest. And did not particularly pursue profit, because
modesty makes a person beautiful. Especially if he is rich.
One wise man said: It's good in the family circle, Quietly meet the Year of the Pig ... In my opinion, he is only half right. In the family circle, it is good to meet the year of the dragon, and the year of the dragon and other years. I propose to raise a toast to the current New Year, the Year of the Monkey!
Two people are talking. - How do you live? one asks. “Differently,” he replies. - When I feel bad, an ambulance comes. And when I feel good, the police come! We are now having fun, well, so we should expect ... the arrival of the police. And yet, let's drink to the fact that in the New Year we were good!
What can I wish to everyone sitting at this table? All the girls to get married, and the guys - to find brides! And further. You probably know the New Year's wish of Russian cosmonauts: To eat and drink, To want and be able! So that next year it would be with someone and it would be where!
Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts!
For us to be like that too!
Life is beautiful even when tears flow down your cheeks. So let's drink to the fact that in the New Year, tears of only joy and happiness flow down our cheeks.
New Year's Eve is always a summing up. But no matter how the experience is comprehended, its philosophy is simple and boils down to one phrase: “Live and rejoice!” Let's drink to the joys that life gives us!
May we be in harmony with everyone in the new year, and above all with ourselves!
The New Year is a holiday of contrast: it’s frosty, snowy, dark outside, but at home it’s sunny, fun, warm, the Christmas tree is smart, the table is festive. We wish this contrast to be carried through the whole year, and no matter how the winds and snowstorms rage, no matter how uncomfortable it is around, it was always sunny and warm in the soul!
The clock is ticking, the old year is leaving.
And his last pages rustle.
Let the best that was not go away
And the worst cannot happen again.
May the New Year not add wrinkles,
And the old will smooth and erase,
Health will strengthen, relieve failures,
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness.
Today, on the New Year, I am very pleased to note that
beautiful people gathered at our table (like Snow Maidens),
charming women. They are an expensive decoration -
th table. But I would like to wish that, unlike Snegu-
the faces, hearts of our women were warmed in the New Year
love for us men.
Champagne and New Year are words of the same row. Raise-
meme glasses and let's drink so that in the New Year our life
was just as light, fragrant, and poured through
edge like this great drink!
New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time!
So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!
Let's raise our glasses so that the farewell of the old year is different from the farewell of the train at the station: the outgoing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the outgoing year will bring them to us!
Let's drink to keep it that way!
From a conversation between two friends: - I'm coming home the other day. I see my wife is in bed with some man. This immediately alerted me. I run to the refrigerator, open it, and for sure - there is no half a liter ...
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year nothing alarms us!
Let's raise our glasses so that in the New Year we will be in
get along with everyone and with yourself!
They say on New Year's Eve
Whatever you wish
Everything will always happen
Everything always comes true.
(S. Marshak)
Let's drink to all our desires in this New
year fulfilled!
New Year is a holiday of contrasts. It's warm in our house
bright, fun, colorful, beautiful, smart Christmas tree and celebrating
the bottom table, and on the street - frost, snow, darkness. So here I am
I wish our home is always sunny and warm!
For happiness in the New Year!
Happy New Year!
We all wish you together
To this New Year
Saved you from trouble!
To old Santa Claus
Brought new joys!
And to hell with all
This time you are in luck!
Let the New Year caress
Brings happiness in life.
Let hope warm
And let fate protect!
Under the beat of the clock
To the sound of a waltz
New Year's Eve
We wish again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!
Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
Can't be without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
So that in the New Year
You didn't know the need
You need to do this:
Instead of vodka - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch.
Yes, more guests
Yes, walking is more fun!
There is a special and ancient holiday,
Where is the feast on wide tables,
Where they ate - forest trees -
Grow on parquet floors.
In these beautiful moments
Where the night is festive and long,
And the world is full of colors
We wish you love and kindness!
Winter is coming, playing with blizzards,
Frost crackles and summer is far away,
And I congratulate you on the New Year,
May the New Year bring you warmth!
The warmth of good luck, the joy of the first meeting,
The warmth of love, family warmth ...
And let it ring on New Year's Eve
Glasses New Year's glass!
On the Christmas tree, the ball glows,
And the globe keeps spinning...
May everyone this New Year
Meet new happiness.
May all good things come true
What is prophesied by the stars
All wishes will come true
And everything will be as you want!
Let a merry New Year
To you with a lot of joys will come
And let him bring with him
Friends, health, life take off.
Let work be passion
The family is the rest of the soul,
And let all bad weather disappear
And all the cool turns.
Let there be a new year
The beginning of all beginnings
And everything will come true
What I planned in life.
Life is a mirage, hopes, passions,
Waiting for a dream...
Only that would all misfortune
Bypass the side.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, with faith in happiness
Congratulations to all, friends!
I wish you inspiration
And love around you.
Thanks to the old teacher, his fractions and especially percentages, I became
businessman: I buy American cigarettes in bulk for a dollar
a pack and sell at retail. So modest for these percentages and
live.
And I raise this modest two-liter horn for blessed memory
old teacher Varlam, who knew remarkably well
arithmetic, but exceptionally bad at commerce!
Dear guests! There is a moment in every person's life when
exactly found, as if prompted from above, the word turns
fate, like the wheel of Yakubovich's "Field of Miracles".
I still remember that bright moment when the judge said to me:
"Defendant! Your last word."
And I stood up, thought for just a second and said: “My last
the word is five million three hundred thousand. And not a penny more.”
And the wise judge thought, and said: "The court retires for deliberation."
And I want to raise this cognac five stars, according to the number
million, not only for Themis, in whose hands a simple steelyard -
like an accurate analytical balance, and the blindfold is noticeably
sharpening intuition. No, mainly I raise a toast to our
district judge Reuben, whom I am sure I will meet more than once!
One young man wanted to marry successfully and searched for a bride for a long, long time.
Relying on fate, he fired from a bow and an arrow fell about
small slender frog. He brought her home and washed her
turned into a pretty girl - natural blonde, long
legs, everything is with her.
And then all the young men began to catch frogs for themselves in huge
quantities to choose from. And those with a tendency to
obese women, they also caught toads.
But all of them, alas, did not become not only pretty girls,
but even completely unsuitable for this.
And as a result, frogs hatched and mosquitoes bred.
So let's drink to the host of the program "In the world of animals" Nikolai
Nikolaevich Drozdov, and for ensuring that no marriage epidemics
violated the ecology of the flora and fauna that surrounds us!
Lord! The New Testament says, “Look at the birds of the air: they
they neither sow, nor reap, nor gather into barns, but they are full. We are not
much better than them?
So let me raise a glass for our people, for those who sow, reap,
collects in granaries, pays taxes, so that we - publicans and bankers,
advisers and press secretaries, generals and admirals were well fed, shod,
nose in tobacco and a Jeep and a garage. Hurrah, gentlemen. Hooray.
In our mountains today they say: if you find your vociferous in
in the arms of a communist - do not be sad - he needs it!
If you caught your black-eyed with a candidate from the block “Our House
Russia" - cheer up, tell him jokingly: "Our home is your home, our
sofa bed - own sofa bed.
If you didn’t find your beloved with anyone, well, that’s also
not bad. It's a bit annoying though, right?
So let's drink to the fact that any of us, even in the most critical
moment did not lose his sense of humor!
I would like to wish women of any age to be as irresistible in the new year as they were in the old one. Dear women, be charming, attractive and loved!
The New Year's holiday is the apotheosis of contrasts: on
frost, snow, dark outside, and lights sparkle at home, fun, warmth, an elegant Christmas tree, a festive table ... Let it be in the new year, no matter how the winds and hardships rage around, but in the house and in the soul it will be light and cozy.
May all our wishes come true in the new year! Let's raise our glasses to this
One day a poor man asked God for a coin, which
to buy bread. God took pity on him and gave him not a simple coin,
but invariable. No matter how much a person bought food with it, each time the coin again ended up in his pocket.
So, dear friends, I wish you all in the coming
New Year's fiat coins. For your happiness!
What holiday of the year is the brightest, most beautiful and fun-
ly? Of course, New Year! Lit with colorful lights
elegant Christmas tree, decorated with sparkling toys, sprinkled
sparkling champagne, a general revival reigns and
joy. I want to wish everyone the same bright, colorful,
a promising life in the New Year, like the holiday itself!
The day when Christ came to us with love is the day
forgiveness, bright feelings; the day you want everyone
be in love. May this night reign on the entire planet and in
our heart will enter the love of near and far! With
Merry Christmas!
In every person there is an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year the light of our souls would freely reach our friends.
We wish you that Santa Claus brings a bag of health to you! He distributed fun to everyone, He brought a glass of champagne, He took sickness and longing into a bag, And hid it somewhere in the forest!
On New Year's Eve, friends, I wish you happiness. Live fun and cute, have a million friends, Love vodka, love beer and everything will be ok!
Happy New Year! We wish you happiness, health, bread, salt, sugar, matches, soap, champagne!
There is an ancient statue called "Opportunity". It depicts a man standing on tiptoe, which symbolizes the brevity of a moment of opportunity. He has wings on his feet, which means that a person can take off using the opportunity. He has long hair - a symbol of the good gained through an opportunity, and a bald head on the back of his head - a symbol of loss when an opportunity is lost. Opportunities come and go. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we do not miss our opportunities!
Life has limits, it is short, and dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, and the dream is already at home. You yourself go to your beloved, and the dream is already in her arms. You yourself live in this hour, and the dream flies away for many years to come. She flies beyond the line where life ends in darkness. She flies through the ages. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year all our dreams come true!
What is the glass made of?
From a support and a bowl for drinks.
What is a person made of?
From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup.
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and the cups of the soul with wonderful feelings!
May next year we have as many good and joyful events, as many good and wonderful deeds, as many lights burn in our New Year's garland!
Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table is more and more bursting with dishes, the phone is more and more torn from congratulatory calls from friends and an increasing number of children and grandchildren would give us gifts.
By tradition, we celebrate the New Year with champagne. Let our life in the new year be like this champagne - light, exciting, fragrant and pouring over the edge!
There was a man: two years ago he was met in a hostel... A year ago he was met in a one-room, but his apartment... Now he is met in a country villa... But they are not expected in a hostel.
So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! For the New Year!
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How, you have not yet come up with cool toasts for the new year 2015. Then take our toasts, we do not mind! Moreover, they have so much fun that there is enough for everyone!
I want to wish you for the new year
Keep more "cabbages" in your pockets,
Never give up and never give up
And don't get caught on the horns!
For this I raise a glass
And Happy New Year, I congratulate you!
I want to raise a glass
For the fact that the horse year has already galloped away.
And let him take with him
Carriage of sorrows and worries.
New year of the goat
We will meet with happiness in our eyes!
I raise this glass
And I drink it to the bottom
For the fact that the year of the goat was not butted,
And he was rich for all of you!
And so that men are not goats,
And women with horns so that they are not endowed.
Be happy friends
I congratulate you on the new year!
Well, the horse year has already galloped away,
To this I raise a glass.
The goat takes the place of the horse,
I wish she was not butted.
May she bring happiness
Let's drink to the bottom of this!
I want to drink now
For the symbol of the year - the Wooden Goat!
And for men today I wish:
Don't be a goat this year!
And to women: do not be wooden,
And be nice, welcome!
And everything will work out for you
If you drink to it you now!
Already heard the sound of hooves,
It's the New Year of the Goat in a hurry!
Let's raise our glasses to him
To bring us a lot of happiness!
So that we do not fall for sharp horns,
And they were always happy!
I raise my glass
For lovely ladies.
Let their eyes shine with happiness
Let them bypass the bad weather.
Dear, beloved,
Our women are unique!
I congratulate you on the new year
And I drink a glass to the bottom for you!
I want to raise a glass for men
And wish you a new year
So that the one who is alone
Found my soul mate!
And those who are in a couple
Didn't get horns
And they themselves were not goats ...
Happy New Year to you all!
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Toasts for the New Year 2015: funny New Year greetings and cool wishes- all this will come in handy on the eve of the holiday. New Year's Eve will come very soon, many will gather at the festive table and, raising glasses of champagne, will see off the old year and celebrate the New Year 2015. We have taken care of festive toasts so that everyone can be eloquent on this New Year's Eve.
The best toasts for the New Year 2015: cool New Year's greetings and wishes:
May the New Year be like this toast
It will be beautiful, clean and simple!
New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time! So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!
Wine froths in glasses
Snowball sparkles at the threshold.
Health, joy let
carries the road of next year!
Twice on the same ... New Years do not come! You cannot celebrate the same New Year twice. So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! For the New Year!
On your doorstep all gray-haired with a beard
The old year is old, old at all,
He leaves us, he waves his hand to us
And wishes you good luck with everything!
But someone came - someone quietly calls,
Three white horses at the door
It's exactly midnight on the clock - then the New Year has come.
You pour champagne into glasses!
I raise a glass - I congratulate you again,
My dears, Happy New Year!
Do good and give love,
Despite the years and the weather!
Toasts for the New Year 2015
I wish that all those who gathered in the New Year will have all sorts of troubles and troubles on one single day - February 29th.
Raise a toast to the New Year
Let the toast be extremely simple,
For happiness, friendship, laughter,
In all matters, great success,
For sensitivity, tenderness, kindness
Family life warmth!
Funny toasts for the New Year 2015
Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!
Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be only champagne shooting around us!
Let's drink so that in the New Year any mood is always with someone to share.
So let's drink to the fact that the coming year will be better than the previous one, but much worse than the next one!
My toast is that in the New Year we have as many happy moments and joyful events as there are bubbles in our glass of champagne!
The best New Year's toasts 2015
This toast is for us to have many new friends in the new year, a new highly paid job, an expensive car, and a huge apartment in which we could meet our friendly circle and celebrate another New Year!
I raise my glass to say a toast
Under the chimes, the sound of fireworks
For a holiday, for love and for good luck
And for strong friendship, of course, in addition!
Beautiful dream toast
With my toast I would like to ask you
Just about two things
First: let's close our eyes for a moment
And make your deepest wish
Second: Let's drain our glasses so that in the new year all that we have thought of will certainly come true!
