Funny birthday jokes are great congratulations for men and women. Funny birthday greetings

Our website contains a lot of cool congratulations. You can congratulate your wife, friend, mother-in-law, girlfriend, work colleagues and many others in an original and humorous way. This will be appreciated not only by those to whom you are addressing your congratulations, but also by those around you.

I wish you great health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
For pleasure once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And at dawn in the early morning, when there is no strength to wake up,
So that there is no alarm clock - damn it,
And wild sex woke you up!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Let's drink to that three-letter word that men cherish and women value. So let’s drink to “Peace”, and three sips to what you were thinking about...

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with zeal,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! –
Getting old, but having sex!
...It’s probably time to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.

Our verse to the one in whose honor this holiday is,
Who is the name-bearer, who is the prankster,
Who can do a lot now
After all, this is truly a high point!
It happens once a year for sure,
On which we certainly congratulate you,
Happy birthday, happy birthday to everyone,
Let happiness simply stun you!

Yes, even without drinking a glass, I feel intoxicated! Intoxication with joy, intoxication with your holiday, intoxication with you! Congratulations!

Birthday is cool
It's like the Kama Sutra
For an enthusiastic soul -
It’s so nice, at least dance!

There are the following reasons for drinking:
Funerals, holidays, meetings, farewells,
Christenings, weddings and divorce,
Frost, hunting, New Year,
Recovery, housewarming,
Sadness, repentance, joy,
Success at work, new rank
And just drunkenness for no reason.

Birthday is nice
You are the most important today!
Everyone says this -
My ears burn all day long!

I want to wish you
Carefree life
Parties, discos,
Awesome holidays
So that your rivals
They groaned and sighed
And men are out of love
They were losing their heads!

We wish that life never ends,
Trouble and sadness were not encountered along the way,
Great happiness, great friends,
We wish you good health and happy days!
And let what is planned come true,
And let all the good things be remembered,
Let your eyes glow with happiness,
Good people will meet in life,
May you be healthy until old age,
We wish you only joy!

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you on your birthday
It’s not just a stupid thrill to catch -
More happiness, pleasure,
Bright sunny love.
Undivided... Divided -
Anything can happen in fate.
Be in love
Be in love -
You will deserve self-love!

What do you always wish for on your birthday?
Happiness, joy, strong love.
It's all banal and simple.
Expect better from me:

I wish you a hippopotamus,
To take gifts home.
I wish you a giraffe
To lift you higher.

I wish you a koala
To hug you softly.
I also wish you a bear,
May he always protect you.

But seriously, no jokes,
I know what to wish you:
More joyful moments in life
And a big, big bed!

Happy birthday greetings in funny verses

How important it is to manage everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today
And I’ll try to visit!

Let the birthday pass
To the music, with a martini!
Let your smile fly
To the beloved man.
Let your friends be joyful
And your loved ones are healthy!
May life give you happiness
Comfort under the roof of the house!

I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

I wish you money, a sweet life,
Where everything is stable, everything is fine!
Cool everyday life, passion at night -
Everything you want!!!
And fulfillment of desires -
The most chic, the bravest!
Live like a holiday on an ordinary day
And don't have bad habits!!!
Let there be money idleness,
Happy wonderful birthday!

I wish you happiness in your personal life,
Even if I'm not Winnie the Pooh.
May luck be near you
And compliments are soothing to the ear.

I wish you joy, health,
Income, loyal friends.
Always look ahead with a smile
Go through life more cheerfully!

Walking is good for you -
Walks, parks, forest.
But I wish you
Beautiful Mercedes.

Walking will get your feet wet
In the pouring rain
Let them get wet
Only in the blue sea.

Let the ice melt quietly
In a cocktail in your hands,
While you're watching the sunset
On warm islands.

Funny birthday greetings

Hello, my friend! Like an obsession
Your appearance is before me.
Let me congratulate you on your birthday
You today, my dear!
I finally decided at least a line
Send you at least a few words...
Well, that's all for now. Kisses on the cheek!
Be cheerful, happy and healthy!

Happy birthday to you
And on this day I want to wish,
May the star of happiness always shine
And she didn’t dare to fade away forever.
I wish you health, success,
So that your love is bright,
To make people smile at you
And you were always young!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

Zebra and rainbow are somewhat similar.
Zebra striped, rainbow too.
Let life be a striped zebra,
But not 2-color, but multi-colored.

Let there be a lot of green,
Green - hope and warm summer.
Let the bright sun shine yellow,
Red - life illuminates with love

Blue will lift you above the bustle,
He will be a faithful and kind dream
I wish you such a variety of colors,
Happiness, health, love, longevity!

I want a key to a new car
A hefty wad of money
Cold beer in a glass
And so that friends don’t forget!

Aunts and uncles wish their nephews
Goodness and health, like your own children.
We wish you a happy birthday,
You are our dear little person in the world.

We wish you to be the happiest
Lucky and successful.
Athletic, healthy, serious, loved.
No - my favorite, of course!

Lots of joy and happiness
We wish on this day.
Let adversity and bad weather
Forever disappear into the shadows.

So that health allows
So that the balance does not fail,
So that the opportunity inspires.
And I had enough strength for everything.

To get bonuses from life
They arrived right on time.
Unreal luck
And happy years flow!

Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat - coat,
And your kitchen is a throne room,
In the corner there is caviar with balyk!
Let the queen enter with a knock,
And the servants bow to you,
There were plenty of drinks,
Sweet honey would flow down your mustache!

Playful birthday greetings

I wish you great health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
For pleasure once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
So that the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up!

It's your birthday, joy and fun,
One hundred percent mood today.
You are having fun in the morning and laughing,
And you wonder about your gifts.
I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
Good luck, I wish you a lot of money.
With a smile and a great mood,
Pour glasses and dance until you drop.

Happy Birthday,
Happy shopping and movement day,
Happy Boxing Day, toasts, vodka,
Olivier, goose, herring!

Let them go beyond the horizon
Clouds, crisis, your repair.
Let gasoline become cheaper
Your wallet will get heavier.

I wish you happiness, peace
And a three-room apartment!
Well, tomorrow at 7 am
So that your head doesn't ache.

Birthday is cool
It's like the Kama Sutra
For an enthusiastic soul -
It’s so nice, at least dance!
Birthday is nice
You are the most important today!
Everyone says that - Your ears burn all day long!
Birthday is awesome
So it’s not at all in vain!
We came to you today
Because alone
So go crazy with pleasure -
This is just a perversion!
In general, happy birthday to you!
A glass... That is, I shake your hand!

Diving, yachts and tropical fruits,
Relax so that you feel - cool!
More money, exclusive cars,
Laughter, smiles, athletic figure!!!
And so that there is health and happiness,
More luck, luck, passion!!!
Let my poems be funny
Your birthday will be filled with smiles!

I wish you on your birthday
Catch luck and luck,
Never let them go
And every year we add more.

In work - new achievements,
Strive upward, for promotion.
So that the goals are reality, the result is the motive,
So that your creativity does not dry out.

Great love and true friendship,
Live outside of the everyday routine.
More meetings, trips, baths,
And in the summer - relax in nirvana!

My friend, I wish you on your birthday
Luck basket and barrel of luck
I want female attention
Watching hockey and football with friends
Money so that there is no shortage of it
And also keep your health in order!

Live luxuriously and comfortably,
May there always be money
All sorrows will go away without a trace,
And vanity will rush away!

I wish you good health,
Love and true friends only,
Let life be a blooming May,
May there be a lot of light in it!

And by leaps and bounds
I wish you happiness to go,
And everything that was just a dream
Find it in real life!

I wish you an armful of happiness,
Healthy years - a big bouquet,
Bucket of luck, full to the brim,
And money for a cool convertible.

Big bag of love
A canister full of goodness,
A tank full of hugs
And also a fat cat.

Another dream balloon,
A huge house with comfort
Train of human charm
And a place where everyone is always welcome!

Ordinary birthdays follow a standard scenario, friends gather at home or in an establishment, give gifts and communicate. A joke will take the party to another level, entertain the guests and give a feeling of celebration to the hero of the occasion. Funny surprises are being added everywhere now, it's popular and really funny.

Jokes at a friend’s birthday are no exception; there are many surprises and jokes invented specifically for this event. Practical jokes are even inserted into wedding dances, when the bride and groom dance slowly at first, and then suddenly start to light up. Or the cook drops the cake, but in fact it is a joke and the real treat is not damaged.

True friendship is always accompanied by mutual jokes, because all friends love to laugh together. Birthday pranks are designed specifically to provoke a storm of emotions and amuse friends. This will create a new memory together, your friend will remind you of this day with a smile

The type of joke depends on the person, since you are friends, you should understand your friend's sense of humor. Find the fine line between fun and good irony. There are also those who will understand and appreciate sharper and sarcastic pranks. In many ways, jokes even have a competitive effect on who can play the most original prank on whom.

Rules for a good birthday prank

To ensure that a joke for a woman on her birthday does not turn into a cruel joke and is remembered as a positive event, it is worth checking your idea with some criteria:

Everyone should laugh together, and not at the birthday boy;

Don't joke about what a person is worried about in life;

Build up the intrigue, don’t give yourself away;

The situations don't have to be dangerous.

We offer several simple raffle options.

Jokes for a friend's birthday

Waiter

If you are going to celebrate in a cafe, then a fake waiter will create a sensation. A magician is invited to play his role, who will serve drinks and dishes, but at the same time do some unexpected things every time. He can pull a tip out from behind his ear or make a fork disappear. Not only the hero of the occasion, but also all the other guests will be delighted with such a performance.

Break the unwanted bottle and put the pieces in a box. Be sure to decorate your “gift” beautifully. When congratulating her, tell her what wonderful and expensive vase you want to give to your friend. When you go to meet her, you stumble and drop the box. Everyone will hear the sound of glass, and the birthday girl will be upset and begin to console you. Here you decide for yourself how long to maintain the intrigue.

Package

Recently, multilayer packaging has become very popular. Let your gift be small, for example, jewelry, and the box huge. Many layers of wrapping paper and tape will add interest. The most funny thing about a friend’s birthday could be the absence of a gift in all this waste paper. And when she has time to be disappointed, you give her the present.

So, it is customary to call a complex draw, which consists of many small tasks. You can do it either in your apartment, looking for clues and solving problems, or throughout the city. As many people as possible are involved in this event, including strangers - sellers or promoters. Stir up interest with SMS and talk about what a cool prize awaits your friend. Where the birthday girl should end up, all the guests gather and unanimously congratulate her.

Fan

Intrigue your friend with a bouquet with a passionate confession from an admirer. She'll be wondering all day who it could be. During the celebration, admit that you have been playing her all this time. Keep in mind that the girl does not have a jealous young man. Congratulations on the radio Send a message on the radio congratulating your friend without mentioning her name. The text should be composed in such a way that she immediately understands that it is about her. Make sure she hears these words. At the same time, no one around should show that you are congratulating her. The girl will be left wondering whether it was intended for her or not. Take a break, and then share with her that it was all birthday jokes.

When planning a prank, try to take into account as much as possible the peculiarities of the birthday girl’s sense of humor and tastes, then it will become the subject of common pleasant memories for a long time.

Happy Birthday!
I wish you a lot of pleasure.
Try to point it out like this
To become a star on the Internet.

Feel free to implement your ideas
Let there be enough money for everything.
Don't be sad, live beautifully
Always be positive!

Happy Birthday!
I send a kilogram of good luck,
A ton of passion and luck,
Beauty - in spite of the years.

The cart of success is heavy,
Yes, such that you can’t lift it,
And also a little laziness,
So that you don’t get tired at work!

I want to wish you a happy birthday! To wish you simple human happiness and unearthly love. Let money always unexpectedly attack you, and don’t even think about fighting back. Let your desires cry from your possibilities, and do not rush to calm them down. Let your goals catch up with you, and let your dreams be stunned by your fantasies. I wish you to experience incredible uplifts and successes that will take your breath away.

Blueberry nights,
Strawberry passion,
Inspired love,
Happy life.

Money to the skies
Original miracles
Have a bright day,
And a ball of happiness,

artistic ideas,
Energetic forces,
Lots of humor
The path of the golden.

A bit of everything,
Good luck on your journey.
A banquet without a hangover,
Happy birthday to you!

Happy Birthday! To live another century,
I want to smile and sometimes make others laugh.
Let grievances and adversity bypass the house,
Well, happiness and luck are waiting around the corner.

Let income exceed all expenses ten times,
Health improves every moment and every hour.
May your hopes come true and your dreams come true!
Let there be a feeling of warmth next to you.

I wish you joy, close, very devoted friends,
Also surrounded by different interesting people.
Adventures and support, approval in everything,
So that you have the strength to follow the chosen path.

So that love is with passion, they are together - with a spark
(I’ll tell you about fire safety later).
So that all your successes shock people.
Happy birthday and I give you this poem!

I wish you Hottabych,
Natibid would have died in full.
And so that you suddenly
Life has become very difficult.

And this difficulty was
In a huge selection of everything:
Where should you have lunch today?
In France, or maybe to your hotel restaurant.

Take a Bugatti for a ride or a Ferrari,
Or maybe a Maybach will even do.
Solve this by smoking Cuban cigars,
The butler will add some whiskey during this time.

Just take a yacht for a sail,
Then put her with the others.
Always walk and relax on a grand scale,
And in banks, being a golden client.

And so that for all this, of course, never,
I sincerely and from the bottom of my heart wish you,
If Hottabych's beard never dried out,
I congratulate you on your birthday today!

Let dreams come true,
Goals are being achieved.
The budget is multiplying,
Career is developing.

Health is strengthened,
And your spirit is tempered.
Let problems be solved
And they don't appear in the future.

Let misfortunes and adversity
They won't find their way to you,
Trouble will not set foot on the threshold.
Please accept congratulations as a gift!

I wish you an armful of happiness,
Healthy years - a big bouquet,
Bucket of luck, full to the brim,
And money for a cool convertible.

Big bag of love
A canister full of goodness,
A tank full of hugs
And also a fat cat.

Another dream balloon,
A huge house with comfort
Train of human charm
And a place where everyone is always welcome!

Let every moment be wonderful.
And every day, and every year,
Let the avalanches pass you by
Life's worries and adversities.

Everything you dream about will come true!
To follow the right path.
And let the frowning faces
You won't meet on the way.

Not knowing about punctures, injuries,
Don't hear people grumbling around you.
Love, health, optimism...
And, of course, they make money.

Enter your dream lagoon,
Don't hide hope under lock and key.
I wish to snatch from Fortune
A hefty piece for you.

I wish you happiness, laughter,
Luck, success.
And life is just a fairy tale,
And from relatives only affection.
Let your dreams come true
Friends just smile.
Let problems be fun
Money rustles in my pockets.
Good luck - full chest!
Keep your feet up!

I wish you a flower of love,
A piece of luck, a piece of dreams,
A coin trap, a bag of goodness,
A bundle of wishes and a basket of warmth.

Plus a reserve of health, an evil eye from trouble,
A set of inspirations, a bouquet of beauty,
Networks for happiness, a surge of pleasure.
This is how I wish you a happy birthday!

Many of us, on the eve of a birthday - ours or that of one of our friends or relatives - begin to worry: we need to give a gift of any kind, and compose unusual birthday greetings. And I really don’t want the hackneyed scenario to be repeated: we sat down, congratulated, drank, ate, drank, danced...
Therefore, it is worth preparing several pranks and competitions that will enliven the atmosphere and make everyone laugh. You will love this birthday and will not forget it.

Crashed...

For this prank you will need a partner.
Carefully break the bottle or unnecessary glass. Place the fragments in a suitable box, don’t be lazy, wrap them in beautiful paper and decorate them with bows and other things.
Before presenting a gift, looking into the eyes of the birthday person, solemnly and modestly say:
- I wanted this expensive vase to decorate your home! - and take a couple of steps. Your partner trips you, you fall, glass breaks... Silent scene.

Merry mimance

Agree in advance with two friends who will have to explain their task to the participants. You suggest watching a funny mimance. You choose a guy and a girl, they are taken to different rooms by your assistants.
The guy's task: place a stool or chair in the room where the guests are and screw in an imaginary light bulb. Say that the girl will dissuade him, and he must - with the help of gestures - let her understand that this is necessary.
The girl's role: to dissuade the guy - again only with gestures - who was about to... hang himself.
You explain to the guests the essence of the fun.
The rest depends on the artistry of the participants. But it will be funny for everyone.

Eat a banana!

Such an action can only be carried out in your own, well-known company, where this somewhat ambiguous prank will be perceived adequately. There should be two condoms in your pocket. And it’s a good idea to give the participants small gifts as a consolation after the drawing.
So, a competition is announced for the girls: who can eat the banana the fastest? You explain that to make it more difficult, the girls will be blindfolded. Before blindfolding, assign someone to peel the bananas. But while the girls are blindfolded - intentionally awkward and slowly - your assistant quickly pulls condoms onto the unpeeled bananas - about two-thirds of the way.
Place the tip of a banana in each girl's fingers and give a signal. Usually the audience shows a storm of emotions - not to mention the emotions of the victims.

The main thing is packaging!

This giveaway is especially good if your gift is small. Pack it in several bags, boxes of various sizes, and do not skimp on wrapping paper. Guests will have a lot of fun watching the change of emotions on the face of the birthday boy or girl!

Everything for you!

Such a prank will help you win the heart of a girl if you have recently met, or increase the assessment of your person in her eyes. But for this you must have many friends - and exact knowledge of the birthday girl’s day schedule..
The point is that for 2-3 days before her birthday, strangers come up to her at work, at the university, in the subway and on the street, hand her flowers (not necessarily bouquets, just one good flower is enough) and say compliments, while They don’t ask for acquaintance.
And on her birthday, you bring all your friends to the party to congratulate her with them. She will certainly appreciate your ingenuity.

Fishing

At the appropriate moment, you invite all men to participate in the game. Prepare your text in advance; it must be precise and commanding. Something like this:
- So, friends, we are standing on the seashore and casting fishing rods. But what is it? The water is rising! Take off your shoes! Wrap your pants so they don't get wet! Higher! More! !More! And now - our competition for the hairiest legs! The winner dances with the birthday girl! (The competition could be for the most beautiful socks, for example).

Carcasses!

Be sure to prepare a few simple questions and one that has no answer. Place a box containing only 3-4 matches in your pocket. Fill the space under the matches with paper.
You suggest playing questions and answers. You take out the box, take out two matches, stick one into the box, hand the second one to the object and explain that if he does not know the answer to the question, he must light his own match and set fire to the one that sticks out of the box.
After 2-3 answers, you ask a tricky question, the object lights a match on the box - and you imperiously put this box in his hand, starting to hum “Happy Birthday to you...”.
There are two options: either he himself, frightened, will extinguish the box, or you shout in fear:
- Carcasses! It's about to burst into flames!

Would you like a shower?

The joke is not very humane, you shouldn’t put girls to the test - they spend so much time on their hair...
Be one of the first to visit, wash your hands in the bathroom, hang a note on the sink faucet: “Sorry, the faucet is not working, wash your hands above the bathtub.” And switch the regulator to the shower.

Entangled!

A joke for children, it was once actively used in holiday camps. But there will be a lot of emotions and laughter. The prank is good if several people sleep in the same room after the celebration.
It is better to use a thread that is not too strong to create a web. Unwinding the thread, we connect the sleeping people: the wrist of one with the elbow of another, the toe of a third, we return to the first... etc. We quietly persuade those who wake up to take part in the fun. Turn on the lights or music...

I bet I'll heat it?

When you are about to open a bottle of champagne, you start an argument with your guests:
- You bet that I can now drink exactly (can you name the verified amount) milliliters from this bottle in one sip?
Since this is impossible in principle, someone will definitely fall for an argument. Turn the bottle upside down, pour it into the recess from the second, open bottle - the argument is won!
For this draw, there must be at least two bottles of champagne on the table, and two people must open them, agree on this in advance. In addition, for accuracy, it is worth turning the bottle of champagne over in advance, pouring water into the well and measuring its amount by pouring it into a measuring glass.

Gentleman's Choice

We ask one of the guys to leave the room to prepare, as he is told, for an interesting competition. Two stools are quickly placed at some distance from each other, so that another one can fit between them. They are covered with a thick blanket, a blanket that must be stretched well, and two girls sit on stools. The impression should be as if they were sitting on the edges of the bench.
The guy is invited into the room and the task is explained: he must, after looking at the girls, choose the one he likes best and let her understand this, but at the same time, like a true gentleman, not offend the second one with his inattention.
He is given 20-30 seconds to think, after which he must complete his task. In the vast majority of cases, the guy sits down between the girls and... ends up on the floor. If he tries to complete his task while standing, the girl can push him to the desired action, for example, by gesturing him to sit down.
In a more rigid version, a basin full of water is placed under an imaginary bench. But for reasons of humanity, it is better to use this option in the summer at the dacha.

Clap first!

In a warm company you are invited to remember your childhood and play. A small denomination bill is placed on a table or chair or stool; two players, at a signal from the game leader, must slap it: whoever is first gets the bill. The loser puts down the second bill.
After two or three bets, players are informed that the rules are becoming more complicated: they will clap blindfolded.
While a couple of guests are blindfolded, the third, instead of a banknote, places a large and very ripe tomato in the same place. On the count of three - clap! The spectators rejoice.

Sleight of hand and tongue

Find a reason to argue, and declare that for a bet, in just one minute, you will cut the buttons from the shirt of any of the guests - and sew them on. The trick is that you never say “I’ll sew it IN PLACE.”
For such a case, keep a good sewing ripper or at least a blade in your pocket, as well as a piece of fabric. Ask for or have a long needle with strong thread and a strong knot at the end. And by the way, it’s worth practicing at home.
At the leader’s sign, quickly cut off the buttons, stick the needle into the fabric, string ALL the buttons onto it in a column, pass it through the second hole, bring the needle to the wrong side of the fabric and quickly fasten it. You can also sew it on the edge of the victim’s shirt.
If the victim begins to protest, remind him that you didn’t say anything - sew him “in place.”