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Cool. A collection of funny scenes for the men's anniversary

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, you can’t help but congratulate good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

Condition is excellent.
The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This scene also needs three participants - two men who will Italian guests and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We want to wish you good health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: Let it accompany you through life financial well-being and enduring happiness. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, vertically challenged and high dense:

A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my big sister. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

I may not look like a lucky lottery winner, but together with little sister we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have spent full inspection of our patient and is ready to make a full report on his health! So…

Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is real "blood with milk"!
The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

The vitality is completely versatile.
Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I heartily congratulate zap I wish you well period I dream to be near your Alla Pugacheva period This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

Happy birthday!
Boy, you're big.
I don't know what to wish you...
Always be yourself!

Everyone wishes you happiness
Long years and do not get sick,
They went around to bad weather.
You are beautiful - keep it up!

I wish a yacht, a cottage,
Suitcase money in addition.
Have some more patience
Buy an island soon.

I wish you to live beautifully:
Fishing, recreation, sea of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends
Live to the fullest!
And for the wife to be obedient,
To mink coats indifferent
To feed you tasty,
In bed to be skillful!
In general, more of all good things,
What is in your men's dreams!

You are not gray-haired, but brutal. You do not have a beer belly, but accumulated experience and knowledge that did not fit into your head. And not sand will pour out of you, but gunpowder, which is still in your powder flasks. Search in everything positive sides. And today is not another day on which old age creeps up on you, but another milestone that you have achieved with dignity and become one step closer to your goals, cherished desires and to all the interesting things that are yet to come. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately "accept"!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.

Keep your mind clear and sober
Heart - fiery blaze.
prostatitis, enuresis
You never know.

To have steel nerves
To be able to achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in wallet.

In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice in a sun lounger.
From the bottom of my heart I wish you:
Let everything come true in due time!

Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!

In every business, undertaking,
Only success - to heaven,
inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!

You were born and it doesn't matter
How many years ago.
On this day I wish
So that the family is always in harmony!

For the wife to meet at home
In a mini dress to the elbows,
And the children's sonorous laughter
Made everyday life more fun.

So that friends with a keg of beer
Sometimes they went
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

You have a birthday today!
Let's drink standing up. Where is the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, cottage,
So that the car does not break,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even a cat to love.
Live to 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And more than two Mercedes.

To buy a country house across the sea,
Accumulated bank accounts
So that everything and everywhere succeeds,
But the mood never ended.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
So that you are a hammer in everything.
And so that everything was “OK” everywhere!

What do you wish for now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, put pressure on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!

I wish that every day
You have become more and more successful.
Let the car be, the house,
May you glow with joy!

Let there be a loving wife.
I want loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life
May only happiness be in her!

happy birthday congratulations
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a summer house,

Fish, beer, Kirieshki,
Pigtail cheese and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.

At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
So that you in all your glory and strength
Lived for decades.

I wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh
Finances so as not to disappoint.

So that in this life swamp
There was a safe island.
And so that, as they say in the Navy,
Catching a tailwind!

The scenario "Hero of the evening" is suitable for a birthday party married man middle-aged and designed for a large number of guests.

Cool congratulations from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and pop star- only a small fraction of what awaits the birthday man on this day.

Guests will be able to see how the birthday boy was in childhood, what happened to him in adolescence and what a man he grew up to be.

The entertainment program is built in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday takes place in an apartment, then just add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, balls and lights are also added.

Props

Sheet with "baby".
Crosswords.
Collections of recipes for dishes from carrots or vegetables.
An easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
Soap set.
Black wig and long dress.
Tablets with words.
Gypsy clothes.
Bottle of alcohol.
Three squirrel tails.
Contents for the secret package: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, fake bunny ears.
Bunny tails.
Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. At the exit of specially invited guests, you can put themed compositions. So, at the exit of the gypsy - a song about the camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.

In between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a playlist for dancing. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday man. Cheerful, incendiary and energetic songs have always been a success at holidays such as birthdays.

Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

Leading: Welcome to the birthday of (birthday name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the rest of the guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first wishing - friends of the birthday man.

Congratulation friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday.
We want to wish you health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held.

So that you always stand
set table,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Beautiful wife, let her be there
Giving you my love
To boil in the veins of blood
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about friends
Call, write, invite more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand up, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly all together)

Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink for your friendship. May she always be strong! For you, friends!

(guests raise their glasses to friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, imposing. And who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite a birthday person and someone for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the host, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into a pre-prepared "body". Two assistants hold a sheet, in the middle of which a hole for the head is cut. A children's blouse with mittens and sliders are sewn below.

Where the sleeves from the blouse end, they are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday man, the hands of his assistant and the dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday man himself.

The laughter is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday man himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The facilitator reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. All the necessary details are given to him by an assistant.

Leading: N years ago, a small (birthday name) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. Here he first tasted milk. (Hands of an assistant give him a baby bottle of milk) Ah, he ate so well that he wanted to sleep. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, he pushes hard - it worked. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his ass. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. Here he found a nipple somewhere, put it in his mouth, smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (birthday name) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, he took a brush and let's brush your teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb it and, handsome, ran quickly to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. Washes everything down with compote and hurries to play in the yard. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, mittens. And with a confident gait, he went down the stairs. (energetic music is turned on for a walk)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that healthy growth (the name of the birthday man), let's raise a glass and tell him a few nice words. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate son)

Leading: In the meantime, we are smoothly moving on to the already matured (name of the birthday man). Now he's a teenager, which means they're starting to show up bad habits. This is how he tasted vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little, which is difficult for him to find words. One hope for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people to my place.

Contest "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a sheet of A4 paper on which one letter is written. The host reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that guesses more puzzles, wins and receives a prize - each with a crossword puzzle. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, p, b m, i, h.

Riddles from the host:

Either recumbent or standing. Either cold or hot. (Shower)
It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
Strong, slender and strong, because he is the lord of the forest. (Oak)
Rides loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (name of the birthday man) is growing up quickly. Becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition, I need three pairs of a man-woman. Who is brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult Needs":
For this contest you will need a grater and a carrot. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. The girls also hold the grater between their legs, but in such a way that the man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.

On command, the couples must quickly rub the carrots. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whoever has worn the carrot more than the rest, he won. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes from carrots or vegetables.

Leading: We have decided on a winning couple and she receives her trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes so that you use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I pass the word for congratulations to the birthday man's wife - (wife's name).

(wife says a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What kind nice words sounded to you (name of the birthday man) from his beloved and charming wife. You can immediately see how much she loves you, but what words, I propose to actually see how the wife sees her husband. (Name of wife), I will ask you to come to me.

Birthday portrait:
The wife of the birthday man is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen in his hands. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.

She must with eyes closed draw a picture of your husband. For variety, you can put a few markers. The facilitator will comment on which part of the body she needs to move to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests do not get bored, but support the novice artist with applause. (Name of wife) must be very worried.

(the wife draws a portrait to the music, and the guests support her)

Leading: See what kind of Picasso woke up in you (wife's name). Our dear (name of the birthday man), please accept from pure heart the best picture in the history of mankind is your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried very hard.

(the birthday boy is given his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts do not end there, there is still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven applicants for the next competition.

Competition "At the command of the pike ...":
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The host gives everyone the command that they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last, and he did not have enough chair, leaves.

Each thing is then returned to the owner, and only after that the leader calls the next desire. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the leader. The prize is a small soap box. Participants will need to bring the following:

A bottle of vodka.
Someone else's, not your own, men's boot.
Women's earring.
Ketchup or sauce.
Any thing from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday man.

(winner toasts)

Leading: We will play a little, and for this I need five people.

Game "Simple questions - funny answers":
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. A certain word is put on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on the others. The facilitator asks each player a question, and he must creatively answer it. And the places for participants can be the following: "maternity hospital", "bushes", "sex-shop", "sobering-up station", "work".

Questions:

How did you first come to this place?
What were your impressions of this place?
What do you usually do there?
What is it that attracts you there?
How do your loved ones feel about it?
And when you are in next time going there?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment of attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday man on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's performance:
Arrange in advance with bearded man from guests or draw a beard with black eyeliner. The participant must be in a dress and with long hair so you need a wig. The guest sings a song to the soundtrack "Rise like a phoenix", and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday man.

You can approach him, hug, kiss. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you Conchita, you were amazing! We see off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I announce another competition. I ask you to come out here beautiful ladies how many letters in the full name of our birthday.

Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls comes to the leader. They are given bunny tails to put on. Right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls write together with their buttocks full name birthday boy.

Leading: Here is such an unusual and slightly erotic performance that (the name of the birthday man) of the fair sex arranged for you. Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday man with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara did not just come to congratulate (the name of the birthday man) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time, any woman from the guests is chosen, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into her palm, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last person she approaches.

Prediction 1:
I see you don't get enough sleep
But you are sad, you will sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly
Until the lettuce is pulled out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your life path is successful
It leads uphill.
Buying a car soon
But I can't figure out which one:
Either a white BMW, or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh pearly hand
Never have I seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are true,
I see a long and happy life awaits you.
You will live long until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And how you lean - behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remembers the chair contest? Music plays, the participants dance around the chairs and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever does not have enough chairs is out. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Competition "Hurry up to grab the first":
On the table, preferably round shape, arrange six glasses. Participants surround the table and, to the music, begin to move around it. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab a glass. Whoever doesn't get it is out. The competition continues until one glass remains on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: And here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we do not advise you to get too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise such squirrels may visit you one day.

Performance of squirrels:
Three women are selected to dance to the song "Single ladies" from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. False squirrel tails are tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday man an incendiary dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come out to me.

(people start to come out to the leader)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone is comfortable and free to stand. I have here is a package with a secret. Your task is to pass it to each other as long as the song is playing, and what to do next, I'll tell you later. Go!

Game "Give it to another":
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass each other a package without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who had the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may be different, for example: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all things have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player includes separate music.

Leading: What a variety immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be removed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

(music turns on and the first guest begins to take off the recently worn item)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now, I want to see three brave participants next to me for our next fun music competition.

Competition "Minute of Glory":
The presenter offers each of the participants a song that he will perform. For example, “The wind blew from the sea”, “And someone went down the hill”, “I got drunk drunk”. Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they should not be very similar in terms of repertoire. When it is the turn to mix their songs, the participants include the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have unique opportunity become famous all over the world. Each of you needs to sing your song as loudly as possible. Here, without music, each of you, with all your strength, will try to sing your song. Ready? Started!

(everyone sings their own song loudly, trying to cover their rivals)

Leading: Great - great! And now we will remake your songs a little in a more modern way.

(each member now does not just sing their own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as "ey", "uiva-uiva" and so on)

Leading: Let's applaud our beginners, but already such promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you, dear guests: did you like today's holiday, did you regret that you came?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: What you liked is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such magic hat, (takes out a hat) which will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So let's go!

Magic hat game:
The host puts on a hat to any guest and at that moment the refrain of a certain song sounds:

“I am all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
"I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
"Look what a woman" group Shan-hai.
“A week before the second I will leave for Komarovo” Vitas.
"I want to thump" Like a pizden.
"Buy me a carp" A. Kozlovsky.
"Marry me" group Breasts.
"What a wonderful day" cheerful Mouse.

Leading: In general, not bad, now I can believe that you really liked the holiday. We would like to thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (the name of the birthday boy) and once again wish him a happy birthday! May your life be full bright events and pleasant memories! Happiness to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)

cool script, active guests, funny contests, resourceful presenter - the main criteria have a fun day birth. Remember: the best gift is an emotion! Arrange unforgettable holiday for the birthday boy, make him happy comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

Happiness, good luck,
Health, kindness,
good robots,
And a lot of money!

Wife like candy
Children - angels,
And a wheelbarrow, and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.

Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
be number one
Always in life!

Cool birthday wishes for a man

What does a macho want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with beauty

But before that take a walk
Dawn with friends to meet
Go to club and restaurant
And drink there for the lovely ladies

We had to wish you
To make it all come true
"My dreams come true"
I thought on your birthday!

Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse

People say that a man
And the Sultan, and yet the getter.
Well, it's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, what about the getter - everything is clear here:
So, pump oil in the garden.
Life is not dangerous at all
Let yourself go in the same way.

Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such a punishment,
To call you a man.

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To look sporty
To stir up business
To with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the countries!

To all body reliefs
Were only in those places
What is needed for the good of the cause
In physical matters!

To in the cranium,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts of worthy
And fun sometimes!

So that the pulse of pleasure
Happened at the right moment
To remember - everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not an old man!

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I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.

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Lots of money and love
We wish you
To have enough for your
Even those on the edge.

You are man! Let everything be a bundle
Rushing and earing.
Warm house, and in that house
You are a king for a queen.

Let the dreams get knocked down
Rushing to come true.
Let your wallet crack
In the seams of banknotes.

Happy birthday! All the best.
pt. Let it be so.

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Such men are now hard to find.
You have everything, you can't take it away.
Beautiful, successful and always loved.
So stay like this always.

Let women immediately thrill from the look,
Enemies, seeing only you weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And will punish you with mad happiness.

We also wish you much, much strength,
May God keep you on your way.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
Lived in prosperity and love all the days.

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On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first in the rest,
He was not the last to work!
To have a big apartment
The house outside the city is high!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in my wallet!
So that health is strong -
It's impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!

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AT wonderful holiday birthday
What can a man wish?
Success, joy, luck,
BMW X5 car.

Fun to flow like a river
Friends - the crowd, do not count
And at night to sleep with you
Model with a bust "number 5".

In the morning to leave the bungalow
On the Mediterranean coast
And the sun kindly said:
“Let everything be ok in life!”.

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I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!

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