Funny and humorous SMS congratulations on Mother's Day. Funny Mother's Day greetings to mom
I wish my mother
Lots of presents from friends.
Let them bring a cake for tea,
And the Maserati is more powerful.
An iPhone won't hurt either.
Well, or a million money.
Let them take smiles with them
And it will be a wonderful holiday.
And to remember this day,
A kind of exclusive
Let the president from the screen
Send your cheerful compliment.
It's high time for Mother's Day
Distribute medals
To all those who from night to morning
He hasn't been able to sleep for a long time.
At first just because
Why the little one doesn't sleep:
Then give him some milk,
That throat hurts!
Well, then mom waits
From a kid's party.
He might come crawling drunk
Not a penny in my pockets!
We are growing up, our mother is getting old.
So give her warmth!
We would like to wish all mothers
Patience and love!
Today all the kids are quiet.
Today is a special day.
Today Sashki and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.
So that mothers have at least a day
We could rest fully
After all, today is Mother's Day
The whole country celebrates!
Our dear mothers,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts,
So that you become more beautiful every day,
At least you are always good for us!
Forget at least for today
About all your problems!
Today you can calmly
Think about yourself!
Visit the SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too,
Buy a couture outfit
Sit in a cafe with friends!
Have a blast today!
After all, tomorrow they will start again
Ironing, washing, cleaning,
You will have to stand at the stove...
But don't be upset
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations to you today
Your beloved children!
She cooks borscht in the morning,
She goes to the store.
Even lying on the sofa,
She is knitting a sock for us.
Mom is the kindest in the world.
Mom is the best teacher.
Dad has a scary belt,
And mom only has a palm.
On this day, with warm care,
I'll surround my mom,
I will give you a beautiful bouquet,
“Mom, happy holiday!” I'll tell you.
Mom is just special forces!
She will not take her eyes off the child.
He will always come running to help, predict the situation,
But if necessary, he will punish him well!
I send my congratulations to my beloved mother today
I present you with a beautiful flower!
All because there is no one more valuable,
And no kinder than heart yours!
Let it be white all around
AND cold wind blows.
Maternal warmth
It will keep you warm in both snow and rain!
We don't want to listen to mom.
Only she knows how to listen.
And so we sit
We're on mommy's neck!
Mom will learn a lesson
And he will write the report for us!
Let's give her congratulations -
Let her hear him!
Happy Mother's Day -
Those are the titles
That all the nerves were spent
For education!
Let the tears fall -
But only out of happiness,
So that a million curiosities
Color all your everyday life!
Happy Mother's Day beloved
Congratulations to mom,
Everything is in the house today
We do it ourselves.
In the morning dad woke us up
For us to get up
Then we'll all be together
They were looking for socks for him,
The porridge is burnt
The milk has run out
How do we like you, mom?
There wasn't enough in the morning.
We realized that mom
We can't replace
We'll do better, Mom.
We love you.
It’s not easy to understand this holiday,
Remember about Mom... the day has come!
Think about it, because conscience teases,
Yes! I wouldn't congratulate you!
Dear hands, a tired look...
Because it always waits!
After all, for her - a small child,
She doesn't remember the years!
How to give Mom a smile
... a little nearby longer sit,
It makes sense, feelings are unsteady...
Alas... the day is not enough to get it done!
Mom, happy holiday, dear!
I love you most of all!
On an autumn day I wish
In the stove of bright fire,
Delicious pies and bread,
The house is completely clean,
And the cloudless sky,
Clear sun like you!
There’s just no way, mommy,
I can't wish
So that my obedient son
You managed to educate!
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Funny and comic congratulations on Mother's Day
Cool SMS Happy Mother's Day greetings
The best mothers in this world
We would like to congratulate you on this day!
Send an SMS!
Happy holiday to mom!
Give her a gift
And the bouquet is more fun!
Kisses and hugs
Gently press it to your heart!
Mom is no dearer, dearer,
No one can live without her!
Moms! you in this world
Congratulations to your children!
Comic SMS congratulations on Mother's Day
You are my friend and adviser,
And just a sweet little man.
Some children are all stubborn
But they are run by mothers.
Thank you, mom, for your support,
And I don’t want to hesitate now,
I’ll send my congratulations as soon as possible -
An essay for my dear mother!
Cool poems Happy Mother's Day
I know that I am not a gift,
I am a surprise, no matter how you say it:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot to come.
Only you, dear mother,
You believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith,
I'm pleased and proud.
I want to congratulate you
Happy holiday beautiful mothers!
I can add one thing:
I will give my life for you.
Funny SMS congratulations on Mother's Day
The most delicious cake in the world
And cutlets and compote -
Only at my mother's,
The sweetest of people.
I hasten to congratulate you on the holiday,
Leave your congratulations.
The neighbors have picked roses,
And I’ll give them to you!
Cool congratulations on Mother's Day
We wanted to congratulate you
And they began to think - what to say?
To such a beautiful sweet mother
What lines should I write?
Whatever you say, it won’t be enough.
Although it will be nice, it won’t be the same.
After all, you are such a mother to us,
With which the sky is shoulder-deep!
With which the sea is knee-deep,
Which is simple and easy!
Mommy, you are our dear,
We love you dearly.
We wish you to be beautiful,
Live happily, sleep peacefully,
So that your health doesn’t fail,
And don’t care about problems!
Short funny and comic congratulations on Mother's Day
Today is a holiday, mom,
Mother's Day, your day!
I want to say a lot
Good words you.
I want you to smile
Your smile is class!
Worried less
And she made us happy!
Comic congratulations Happy Mother's Day
Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child I pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, lost my briefcase,
I checked the door for strength!
Stomp around the apartment in boots
And he smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: “Crocodile!”
I can be rude
And a sofa crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!
Mother's Day once upon a time
Appointed gold in autumn,
So that my sons can wrap me up
Moms in down scarves!
The Bird of Happiness
Mothers Day - great holiday,
To congratulate beautiful mothers,
Say THANK YOU for all the kindness,
Cares, blessings, colors of life!
Let your eyes laugh
Only tears flow from joy!
May the bird of happiness, children love,
They coo and baby pigeons all their lives!
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Beloved mother
Dear mother, congratulations to you,
I wish you great health and happiness,
Let all your secret dreams come true,
And in my heart, you will forever be!!!
Mother's Day is a holiday for every child,
Even if it’s big, it’s still a kitten.
Not in the world more beautiful than a woman the one
That she has been babysitting you and me since childhood!!!
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Mother's Day - congratulations
Happy Mother's Day
Mom, mommy, mommy,
Happy Mother's Day, dear one,
I wish you good health,
On this day I wish you lovingly with all my heart.
And I hasten to tell you today,
Sincerely, lovingly "Thank you mom"
For what life gave, I didn’t get enough sleep at night,
I grew up and brought up this way throughout my life!
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We wish everyone good health!
We wish all mothers good health!
We wish all mothers love!
So that mother's eyebrows do not frown,
Give your mother love!
Please your mother with attention
A smile suits a mother!
Make your mother's wishes come true
May her dreams bring her goodness!
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Congratulations on Mother's Day
Congratulations on Mother's Day
Our dear mothers!
Your hands are golden
Your good deeds
We will never forget.
And today I congratulate you.
We wish you happy holiday
May happiness never leave you!
May good luck ahead!
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Funny and funny congratulations on Mother's Day in verse
Funny SMS Happy Mother's Day greetings
They said we were the first?
(After all, our childhood was paradise!)
Of course, right away – the word “mother”
And immediately after - “Mom, give it!”
On Mother's Day I will say: Dear!
Let it be my turn now
Give you everything you dream of,
And thank you!
And you can even have a blast:
To be capricious, to sort out -
Mommy, don't be shy!
Let's make your dreams come true!
Funny sms Happy Mother's Day greetings
There will be no drama in my verse:
I wish my mother with a smile
Love, health, happiness, friendship, -
Anyone really needs this.
But mom is not “anyone”
She is always with you in the shower.
He will always hug you, calm you down,
On positive mood will set it up!
Funny and funny poems for Mother's Day
Congratulations to dear mothers
Happy holiday!
On this day your love
We will increase it for you!
We wish you a lot of happiness,
Peace, beauty,
May they come true every day
Best dreams!
So that in good mood
Did you go to work?
Never lost to her
Joy and hunting!
Funny Happy Mother's Day greetings
You wash the dishes for me,
And you clean and cook.
Sorry that I'm lazy sometimes
Today you are not my floors!
I’ll take the bucket with the mop safely,
And I will wash the floor skillfully.
After all, it’s your holiday, mommy,
I love you with all my heart!
Humorous congratulations Happy Mother's Day
My best friend,
My teacher is the first
Children are often naughty
Children get on their nerves.
But I need your patience
I won't overfill -
On Mother's Day I wish you happiness,
And also – health!
Funny Happy Mother's Day Poems
Well, mommy? Did I torture you?
Absenteeism, parties, failure?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger who is quietly growing!
He will take revenge for all your sorrows,
He'll give you a light so that, well...
Your grandson, so humble at first,
Will arrange a local war for dad.
On Mother's Day I will congratulate you quietly,
I want to fully enjoy it
That spectacle when the grandson dashingly
I will be defeated in a small war!
funny poems Happy Mother's Day
Mom is my best friend
I'll trust her with all the secrets.
Yesterday I broke a mug
And she didn’t even hide it!
And today, on Mother’s Day,
I’ll help you in earnest -
And household chores
We'll do it little by little.
Chocolate cookies
Let's bake today urgently,
AND funny congratulations
I’ll read it to mommy for sure!
Being a mother, oh, how difficult it is,
Ninety percent...
The remaining ten are heaven:
Iron, wash and put away...
Breakfast, dinner and lunch -
Always cooked and heated,
School, nursery, kindergarten -
To be a mother, well, everyone is happy!..
House cleaning every day -
This is exactly as in the law:
Not to fulfill, because it’s impossible,
This is mom's path!
The noise and screams of babies:
“Give me this.” Pour it...
I don't want this at all...
If you don’t give it, I’ll scream...”
In a word, to be a mother -
This is to love everyone around,
And yourself... well, as you have to...
Maybe there will be time!..
Being a mother is not easy at all:
Know the answer to all questions
How a bee works in the morning
And try not to scold.
I congratulate you on the holiday
And I wish you to relax.
Sit down, pour a glass of wine,
You are alone!
Congratulations on Mother’s Day and I want to wish that the nerves do not “sparkle”, so that the eyes do not twitch, so that the children are proud of their mother, so that the brain does not “stick out” from stress. I wish you to be a mother-dear, a reliable adviser and good friend.
Let him give Mother's Day
Fantastic laziness:
To live without straining -
Having fun and having a blast!
So that household chores
We made ourselves
I was preparing lunch myself
From potatoes and cutlets.
And the apartment itself
I cleaned, washed clean...
And let it not be like this -
But at least dream!
Let patience not fail you
Don't slouch your back
The mood will be great
From dawn until late!
Let the stars shine in your eyes,
Kids love them so much:
Being a mother is not at all easy -
So Happy Mother's Day - hooray!
Wash and cook
Clean and prepare everything
And pet, feed,
Don't forget anyone!
Being a mom is, well, just heaven,
That's it, you always have time,
Vanity, emergency, blockage,
Sometimes passions run high.
Happy World Mothers Day,
More lazy days for everyone,
So as not to forget yourself,
Sometimes at least indulge!
And more patience for you,
Have a great mood,
Mother's work is not easy
But in the family you are the main bridge.
You are always a link in the family
First and forever
You love family, appreciate,
To be the best mom in the world!
Happy Mother's Day, happiness!
The brightest, most magical events,
Let your eyes smile more often
The heart will be open for love.
Positive, inspiration, success
Let them follow on your heels,
Joy in the house lives without interference,
And let success settle there!
Mom... like an octopus!
Or like a centipede.
Because every day
Gives mom a hundred things to do!
Washing, ironing, and cleaning,
And lessons, and cooking,
Training, gardening:
Moms have a lot to do!
Every mother has a holiday,
Let him be the best.
Be happy and beautiful
The most experienced and strong!
Mom, dear mommy,
On this joyful day
I wish you eternal beauty
May you bloom like a flower!
You are kind, like a fairy
You are my sorceress!
The world around will become brighter,
If you and I are together!
Smile radiantly
And shine like a star!
Remember mom, you are gorgeous
And you will always be like this!
May Mother's Day give
A sea of happiness and goodness,
And enormous successes,
Light, tenderness, warmth.
And also an ordinary vacation,
Besides simple joys:
Being a mom is not easy at all
No salaries and days off!
Being a mother is not at all easy,
Cook and do laundry all day
And to stupid questions
Answer constantly.
Let for this hard work
The most endless
They will give you the title -
With a capital M Mom!
