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Short comic SMS congratulations on your birthday.

Dear friends, today we have collected for you birthday greetings funny, funny and short, in verses that are suitable for both women and men.

Happy birthday greetings are cool and funny

I wish you success, great prosperity,
So that money sticks to your hands ... and to your heels!
And most importantly - more friends in life
And lots of sunshine happy days!

To eat and drink
To want and be able
So that everyone and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Everything is possible on your birthday
Without any "no" and "but" -
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
Arrives, congratulates, loudly
Sing on the harmonica:
"Happy Dayless, my good!"
And give you a huge cake!

Happy birthday! Let there be more sharp turns in your life, the refrigerator is bursting at the seams, and money falls out of the bags. Lives in an aquarium gold fish fulfilling your every desire, and in the bedroom your favorite kisser and hugger sleeps.

Live, let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet
From the wheelbarrow the key lies in the pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the couch!

Cool congratulations

happy birthday congratulations
And according to the list of blessings, we wish:
So that you get into the thought!
To become a new Russian!

Outdid Gates Beal
Made a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet!

On your birthday, the sun strokes the sky,
You go with bottles clinking.
Even Lenin in this Holy holiday
Always drunk like a pig.

Hemorrhoids, diarrhea and dandruff,
Fly in the soup, big debts
The inability to go to the country,
Enemies at work and at home
Lice, constipation, cockroaches and mites.
I wish you today
To all these creepy things
Never met in fate!

happy birthday congratulations
With great joy!
We always wish you
Happiness with all my heart!
To make the sun smile
Everywhere and everywhere
For all dreams to come true
Like in a magical dream!

I congratulate you on your birthday
I wish simply, without embellishment,
So that life is more wonderful than paradise,
And so that you have everything:

Cars, houses and oil rigs
And a wallet full of money
By the sea, cottages and passbooks,
And at least a small island!

Congratulations are funny, funny in verse

Birthday is a day of fun
We want to celebrate
congratulations creative,
We joyfully cry out:
Happiness, joy, good luck,
Dollar bag.
Let from our gift
There will be a stupor, a shock.

I bring for my birthday
From the sausage store
For vodka delicious cucumbers
And delicious pigeons,

Minerals for healing
For tea sweet biscuits.
Many words for wishes
Gifts, money and love,

Health, happiness and flowers,
And not to be alone
Catch my cool congratulations!

The happiest moments
The best news!
To from warm congratulations
It has become brighter!

Great happiness, smiles, flowers,
Desires of any fulfillment!
Good luck with everything, gentle sincere words,
Love! From the bottom of my heart - happy birthday!

Trust me, birthday is not a reason
forget about sexual hunger,
After all, you are in the heat and even in the cold
I need more than anything in the world!

Happiness and good luck, richer sucker!

Let your tables burst with abundance
And the bed is from love!

We wish you to eat on a golden platter,
Security to stand with an ax,
A fashionable tailcoat and a diamond in the buttonhole,
This is how life should be!

Let the soul warm
Success and happiness forever!
And let it weigh you down
Just a load of cash in your pockets!

Let there be everything in life
Well just wow!
And every new day
Well just AH!
Let the heart of love TU-SPIRIT TU-SPIRIT,
And happiness falls from the sky -
BA-BAH!

Happy Birthday!
I wish you a sea of happiness, joy, fun!
I also wish not to get sick for a second
And always look up with a bright eye!
Let luck accompany you in everything,
In short, be you a real "Macho!"

Happy Birthday to You
Be happy beauty!
Be a hot fire, slimmer than a birch,
So that only princes like it!

Live with pleasure all your years!
Good luck and luck, warmth and love!

Let life give you a gift
An awesome mix of happiness and good luck!

My wishes are not business,
Cool and absolutely simple:
Love and appreciate every moment on earth
And never forget about yourself!

AT healthy body healthy spirit,
We want you to keep it up
Be our support and foundation,
Don't give up your positions!

No matter how many problems
Always know how to relax.
There is beer and there is port wine!
So everything will be fine!

Let life be not just good,
And beautiful, as in best dreams!
Let the panties be in small peas,
And not small peas in shorts!

We wish the crystal of your dreams
Could not break on the rock of misfortune.
And so that in the spring, when gardens bloom,
Your eyes always shone with happiness.

May this day be an example to all days
Fun reigns, lots of laughter.
We sincerely wish you
Health, happiness and success!

Happy Birthday!
I wish you had everything:
And on the table, so that there is a meal,
And a hundred eyes were sitting at the table!

Life without turmoil!
Laughter for no reason!
Rough fun!
Easy hangover!
Happiness endless!
And eternal health!

Comic voice greetings on the phone

Putin makes wishes come true on his birthday

You are a good man, without cockroaches and show-offs!

(To a friend) Congratulations from Arthur Pirozhkov on your birthday

I am not a fan long phrases,
I prefer brevity.
I just congratulate you
Here is an envelope, and in it is cash.

We wish to live and not grieve,
Cherish your happiness
Save money on weekdays
Drink honey and beer on holiday!

You are my dear man
Without you, I'm half!
Let there be no weakness
And there will be joy in life!

A sea of joy and laughter
Birthday is not a hindrance!
So smile wider
Have fun and party!

Do not sweat over trifles,
And get what you like
Let there be few worries
And happiness to the fullest!

Let your life flow without grief
Carry with you affection, joy, light.
I want to wish you a happy birthday
And wish you happiness for many years!

Take the usual proverb
Serving always, everywhere:
We wish you happiness and health,
Cheerful smiles, etc.

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
Flying towards you like a hurricane....
Let them surround, attack and climb
With impudence in your pocket!

The most tender flowers, confirmation in love
For every day, so that there is relish in life!
I warmly congratulate you on your birthday!
Successful career, harmony, strength!

Roses and mimosa, gifts and poems,
And crazy dreams, we give you.
We hasten to congratulate, give happiness.
After all, today is a holiday - you were born!

I wish you sunny days
Fluffy white clouds
Bottomless blue skies
And pants full of happiness!

greeting card

Live, show off, believe and wait -
Your luck is ahead!

I want you not to be discouraged
Like a golden ingot shone
The wallet was full of rubles
And your house was full of friends!

Let life be easy
Everything is always lucky!
What you want - gets
Nobody gets it!

May this day, shining in the rays,
Life will make your dreams come true.
I sincerely wish you
Love, kindness and beauty!

Short cool congratulations in prose

I wish your life to be dirty and dark... So that money is like dirt, but from happiness it darkens in your eyes! Happy birthday!

Be healthy, be beautiful, be lucky, happy, so that your portrait does not change until the very age of one hundred!

I wish you to be young and loved on your birthday, to have more money and beautiful guys!

I wish you everything and more on your birthday: a mountain of diamonds, a raging river of love, an endless sea of \u200b\u200bpleasure, an immense valley of happiness, well, children, so that you have to build your own Kindergarten.

You are a diamond among men and the best of people. Let under the tent of shining stars and sunny day always live happily and happiness awaits you!

I want to radiate happiness
And from orgasms only scream.
I want a cottage in the Maldives
On a yacht it is beautiful to dissect.

So that in the wallet - one currency,
So that the house glows with comfort,
So that on the table - delicacies,
And not to break the stress.

Good, good luck, laughter, peace,
Brighter than Instagram broadcast,
So that there is no anxiety in the heart,
The flow of love has not dried up!

I want whiskey and cognac
After all, we can't do without it,
Caviar, salmon and sausage,
And so that everything is left by the morning.

Fun, songs, dances, laughter
Do not stop so that in a century,
A hundred gifts, two are better,
Wake up in the house, not "Where?".

To have water at hand
Lemon and lots and lots of ice.
Well, then happiness, light,
More joy and laughter!

Rest - so in the Maldives,
Get - so a million!
May good luck, happiness, joy
Surrounded on all sides
Don't let you pass
On weekdays and weekends
Let the wave of love take over
And cover with your head!

I want to always be myself!
And to have someone to keep warm in winter,
And so that there is always something on the table,
And so that decently rustled in the wallet!

So that life surprises you every day
Work so as not to get bored!
And so that all wishes come true
Well, the glasses were always filled!

May every moment be wonderful.
And every day, and every year,
Let the avalanches go around you
Worries of life and adversity.

Everything you dream about will come true!
Walk the right path.
And let the frowns
You will not meet along the way.

Do not know punctures, injuries,
Do not hear how they grumble around.
Love, health, optimism...
And, of course, money.

Enter your dream lagoon
Do not hide hope under lock and key.
I wish to snatch from Fortune
You have a big piece.

The best restaurants,
Rest only in the Bahamas,
Lots of gold in the basement
So that the cops do not find
Cognac only the oldest,
Forever broken radars
So that no one dares to interfere
Celebrate birthday!

Birthday has come
Whatever you want, guess.
You can blow out the candle
Mutter softly under your breath:

Mercedes, apartment, cottage,
Vacation, plane to boot,
A lot of money, a yacht in the sea,
And a diamond mine...

Everything can work out
If you strive for it.
I wish you everything
Let fate pamper you.

Today is your birthday -
Everyone admires you
Bouquets give and attention
And, of course, love.
I hasten to keep up with many -
You rather wish
Confidently ride through life
And never back down.
And suddenly you stumble with your foot,
So that about a gold ingot.
And don't let your hands rest
They're squeezing something all the time...
To make a choice:
In one - a crane, in the other - a tit!
I want a crunch at the ATM,
All sorts of salary increases,
Breathe with all your chest, love life
And a very, very long life.

I don't want to be too sad
And don't miss your life.
Let her beat the key
Leave suffering for later.

Do not dare to get sick, do not dare to be bored,
Just think about the good.
Onward to adventure!
And enjoy every moment!

Live luxuriously and comfortably
May there always be money.
All sorrows will leave without a trace,
And the vanity will rush away!

I wish you good health
Love and faithful only friends.
May life be a blooming May
So that there was a lot of light in it!

And with leaps and bounds
I wish luck I go
And all that was just a dream
AT real life get!

I can't find flattering words
All in all, here's what I'm getting at
Happy anniversary
Well, this is what I want:

Lots of happy laughter
And continued success.
What would health be strong
And don't take any pills.

To always live in abundance,
Don't wear patched pants.
Eat only in the restaurant
And do not think, "Can we pull it?"

To have a car, a summer residence
And more love to boot!
Well, what else to say?
I wish peace and quiet!

Anniversary joke wishes

On this round anniversary
Gather your guests soon!
We are with gifts to you -
To the best on earth!

We hurry to wish you
Conquer the hearts of men!
There were difficulties - did not bend,
Don't turn away from your friends!

Be happy always
For all the years!
Laugh, sing and be merry
Just strive for the best!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary cool

We are imperceptible by the hero of the day.
That he lived for six decades.
It can be seen that he, the sly one, visited somewhere
Eternal youth is a big secret.

He is handsome a special breed
Visible even to the blind
All over you can see that he is the road
I haven't forgotten about women's hearts yet.

Yes, and the women around shine
Next to the hero of the day!
Let the sun warm your day
The wind caresses your face!

May a faithful friend be by your side,
Spare nothing for you
And deeds to you, not words
He hurries to help in difficult times.

Comic congratulations on the anniversary short

I wish cupid
Shot you with an arrow
And on your birthday
Success kissed.

I also wish the wine
Glasses filled so
So that you know where their end is,
I never fell asleep in a salad.

Comic congratulations on the anniversary in verse

You are our beauty at forty-five,
Don't let monsters like us suffer.
Let us be somewhere near
Feeding you timidly with chocolate.

Don't let us fall off the stairs by accident,
When our eyes fight with your legs.
What kind bright eyes and what a wonderful nose
Your husband, neighbor and boss are drunk on you.

So let's drink so that you can
Pierce the hearts of men like a thin needle!
And without getting stuck, it's easy to get out of the heart,
Leaving in it tangled threads of love!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary beautiful

I want to swim every day
In love, luck and money
And do not stay without intimacy,
And to rest, so on the seas.

twist holiday romances
To the envy of yourself and your friends,
And so that there is no deceit,
Pour a glass of vodka.

I wish you more
Eat a pie with caviar
And finally, I guess
Live one more year.

Comic congratulations on the anniversary with humor

I wish you a birthday
Attention of your friends!
So that together - to the rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, to tennis and to the museum!

So that life was - well, just super!
It had fairy tales and flowers!
And you were so that the queen,
Master of your destiny!

Comic congratulations on the anniversary funny

Congratulations on the anniversary,
I wish that always
The dollar was a stash
Your secret is complete.

To decorate your table
Only delicacies.
Shooting in the Bahamas
From work stress.

Congratulate jokingly on your anniversary

We wish you a birthday
So you go through life,
So that the Wise Helen
We just met along the way.

To make a self-assembly tablecloth
Gave a lot of sweets
Well, sadness and adversity -
To make a good tablecloth!

And make a wish
Between friendly smiles
For them to be fulfilled
A whole hundred goldfish!

Comic congratulations happy birthday happy anniversary

Forty-five today
Much less yesterday
Why be so despondent?
Let the men tremble!

Rattle with your gut!
Put your enemies in their place!
Make me row with an oar
The one who breathes flattery.

Let him take you
Towards wild beaches
Where is, who is lucky,
And those who are there with experience.

On my birthday
I wish you well
Tailwind and
To have a place for love! ©

Congratulations on the birth of a man
I wish you great joy
So that you grow strong and healthy,
So that you are not a noodle. ©

I wish my friend good luck
The strongest health, affection in addition.
I wish you unearthly love,
And have friends by your side. ©

Let cherished dreams come true
So that you always enjoy life.
Burning so that your eyes are always
Let miracles happen all around. ©

I wish you inspiration in work,
And this holiday is full of impressions.
In the eyes of enthusiasm, joy and affection,
To add bright colors to life. ©

I wish you a fabulous and bright life,
So that cherished dreams come true.
Happy birthday, I heartily congratulate
On holiday, let your favorite flowers be given. ©

We are very happy to celebrate your birthday,
And cheer you up to the sky.
So that the smile on the lips always shines,
And there were many adventures in life. ©

I want you to get richer
To be happier for everyone, and not otherwise.
Always achieve your goals
And always remain a wonderful friend. ©

Happiness let your eyes be filled
Secret desires will come true.
Let joy and positivity overwhelm
Friends congratulate you heartily. ©