Found riddles from Soviet-era Murzilka. And laughter and sin: Ambiguous riddles Around the black inside the red

To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)
Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. Or: grew up - grew up, got out of his pants, along the edges of the hair in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)
It's black on top, red on the inside, as you put it in - it's so beautiful. (galoshes)
Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)
Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands. (Shower)
There - here - back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)
What are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (Bed)
The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)
We are daring guys, we climb into the sex gaps! (Cockroaches)
Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs)
In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)
You remember it a little, it will become hard, like a potato. (Snowball)
I will take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard, like a turnip. (Snowball)
The red head climbs into the hole deftly. (Woodpecker)
Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (highlight)
If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy little ones, grandfather’s beaters would freeze. (Mittens)
Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in cap)
Behind approached, stuck and went. (Slippers)
How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)
I take it with both hands, I put it between my legs, I make movements, I get pleasure ... (Bicycle)
As it rises, it will reach the sky. (Rainbow)
The cutest ghost with a motor. (Zaporozhets)
A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E". (Eat blackberries)
Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of shorts. (Mike)
When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, On X ... begins. (Chorus)
From a shaggy cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha. (Dandelion)
Hangs out during the day, but sticks out at night. (Swing door hook)
Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They groan and sleep all night. (Slip door hook and eyelet)
Hanging between the legs, called "X". (Tail)
Inserted dry, removed wet, made up of three letters, ends with "Y". (Tea)
Schwarzenegger has a big one, Jackie Chan has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have it at all, and the Pope hasn’t used it for a long time ... (Last name)
Above the knee, below the navel, a hole large enough to fit a hand in. (Pocket)
They take it with two fingers, insert it into a hole with hair ... Dry and strong go there, from there - wet and powerless ... (Snuff)
What young man is dripping from the end in the morning? (Water faucet)
Go to the garden to pull the shaggy. If you are cool and weak, you can’t cope with a woman. (Cleaning turnips)
Wipe it with your hands, hug it with your lips, put it in her hole, pretend, and she will scream! (Mouthpiece and bugle)
Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man wants to jump up, and the woman will wait. (Tram)
You sweat for half an hour - you get bastard for five minutes. (Sledding downhill)
Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep! (Cockerel)
Red, smelly, shaking between the legs. (Motorbike)
Without arms, without legs, on a woman lope. (Yoke)
What does the boy and the girl have in the same place? A boy has three letters, a girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A. (Chub and Bang)
The thicker and longer - the sweeter the girl! (Scythe)

From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful. and got the best answer

Answer from Yes, it's me![guru]
1. To stroke the front, you need to lick the back.
2. Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage.
3. From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful.
4. Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins.
5. Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. "U" in the middle
6. There - here - back, you and I are pleased.
7. Why are you looking at me? Undress me yours!
8. The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly.
9. We - the guys daring climb into the gaps in the genitals!
10. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.
11. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.
12. You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato.
13. I will take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard like a turnip.
14. The red head climbs into the hole deftly
15. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has.
16. If not for grandmother's shaggy, grandfather's beaters would freeze.
17. Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head.
18. He came up behind, put it in and went.
19. How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back
20. I take it with both hands, I put it between my legs.
clues....
1. Postage stamp
2.Corn
3. Galoshes
4. Eyelids
5.Shower
6.Swing
7. Bed
8.Toothbrush
9.Broom rods
10. Staircase
11. Cinema
12. Snowball
13. Snowball
14. Woodpecker
15. Zest
16. Mittens
17. Pioneer in cap
18. Slippers
19. Hedgehog with an apple
20. Bicycle
Yes it's me!
Oracle
(69531)
Everything is already hackneyed, like an old record

Answer from Tergena[guru]
Galosha....

Answer from Love[guru]
Children's galoshes.

Answer from Ksykoval[guru]
Galoshes))

Answer from yemenych[guru]
Do you work in a sex shop?

Answer from Cheshirsky cat[guru]
Baby, did you take the diary????

Answer from Irina[guru]
and ... Vasil ... mixed up five pills ...

Answer from 3 answers[guru]

Hello! Here is a selection of topics with answers to your question: From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful.

There is a legend on the net that in the region of the 80s, very ambiguous riddles were published in the Murzilka magazine, which was published for children of primary school age. Either this "secret sex educational program" was a sophisticated author's revenge on puritanical censorship in the USSR in general and editors in particular, or it was just entertainment. Or maybe even an unconscious Freudian projection of sexual complexes into creativity.
I don’t remember anything like that in Murzilka. Yes, and I heard some of them much earlier than the 80s, and before I started reading. I think they should be attributed to oral folk art.
Riddles, however, are in circulation to this day: who has not heard the famous “back and forth, it’s nice for you and me” or “which young man is dripping from the end in the morning”?

Puzzles
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To stroke the front, you need to lick the back.
(Postage Stamp)

What fellow always drips from the end?
(Teapot, samovar, water tap)

Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage.
(Corn)

From above it is black inside it is red, as you put it in it is so beautiful.
(galoshes)

Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins.
(Eyelids)

Back and forth, you and I are pleased.
(Swing)

What are you looking at me? Undress me yours!
(Bed)

The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly.
(Toothbrush)

We, the daring guys, climb into the crevices of the genitals!
(Cockroaches)

Lies on the back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy.
(Stairs)

In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure.
(Movie)

Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has.
(highlight)

You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato.
(Snowball)

I will take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - It will become elastic and hard, like a turnip.
(Snowball)

The red head climbs into the hole deftly.
(Woodpecker)

If it weren’t for grandmother’s shaggy little ones, grandfather’s beaters would freeze.
(Mittens)

Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head.
(Pioneer)

Behind approached, stuck and went.
(Slippers)

I take it with both hands, I put it between my legs, I make movements, I get pleasure.
(Bike)

Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. It consists of three letters, in the middle "U" stands.
(Shower)

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat blackberries)

When he works, he stands, When he finishes, he bows, It consists of three letters, On "x" ... it begins.
(Chorus)

As it rises, it will reach the sky.
(Rainbow)

How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ...
(Hedgehog with an apple)

Without arms, without legs, but climbs out of shorts.
(Mike)

From a shaggy cannon, Petya threw a pebble. Guess, children, what Petya threw to Masha.
(Dandelion)

Hangs out during the day, but sticks out at night.
(Swing door hook)

Baba substitutes a hole - grandfather fills the tip. They groan and sleep all night.
(Slip door hook and eyelet)

Dangling between the legs, called "x".
(Tail)

Inserted dry, removed wet, made up of three letters, ends with “y”.
(Tea)

Schwarzenegger has a long one, Jackie Chan has a short one, Madonna doesn't have it at all, and the Pope has not used it for a long time.
(Surname)

Above the knee, below the navel, a hole large enough to fit a hand in.
(Pocket)

They take it with two fingers, insert it into a hole with hair. There goes dry and strong, from there wet and powerless.
(Snuff)

Go to the garden to pull the shaggy. If you are cool and weak, you can’t cope with a woman.
(Cleaning turnips)

Wipe it with your hands, hug it with your lips, put it in her hole, pretend, and she will scream!
(horn)

Long, red, not dangerous in appearance, the man wants to jump up, but the woman will wait.
(Tram)

You sweat for half an hour - you get crazy for five minutes.
(Sledding downhill)

Red head, under it - a beard, gets up early in the morning, does not let Masha sleep!
(Cockerel)

Red, smelly, shaking between the legs.
(Motorbike)

Without arms, without legs, on a woman lope.
(Yoke)

What does the boy and the girl have in the same place? A boy has three letters, a girl has five? Hint: the boy has the letter U in the middle of the word, the girl’s word ends with A.
(Chub and Bang)

The thicker and longer - the sweeter the girl!
(Scythe)

A hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)