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You worked, you weren't lazy
For a very long time, many years.
As if on rails, life rolled,
And the light was green!

But not only work
The man is alive and happy,
There are a lot of things to do
In our ultra-modern age!

You became a pensioner -
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
Rest to the fullest
Don't rush to work.

We wish you all the best,
Happiness, great joy.
Be loved and beautiful
And, as before, young!

You're already retiring
But the enthusiasm and agility have not dried up.
Now you can be free
It’s great to live and not worry.

Work experience has already been accumulated,
Forget about the work strap.
I worked hard, gaining experience,
Now it's time to rest.

So relax, without knowing any problems,
Without knowing any worries.
And I wish to travel
You are in the world every year.

And don't be afraid of anything
And don’t mope and don’t get sick.
In a word, have a blast,
And not sit on a bench.

Play to the fullest
So that you don't get bored even for a day,
After all, you are in the juice and not an old lady.
In short, happy pension to you!

I wish you at the new stage of life not to be discouraged, not to get sick, not to grow old, but to find for yourself interesting hobby, enjoy life, taste all the delights of idleness, play sports, re-read your favorite books, sew, knit, embroider, or just do nothing!

Retirement is a strange moment:
It seems to be happy, but it seems not.
But there is only one thing we want to tell you:
You have the right to rest.

May your life be filled with meaning,
Songs, joy and optimism.
Remember, retirement is not a death sentence.
Let them bring you gifts and flowers.

You are still in full bloom
And stupefy men with your beauty.
You are tactful, you are very beautiful,
You fall in love sincerely, kind soul.

We wish you retirement
Dreams come true
And for myself, my beloved,
Live as you want.

To lie around to your heart's content
On the paradise islands
And swing to your heart's content
On blue waves.

So that all dreams come true,
So that the heart beats sweetly,
So that everything you dreamed about
It quickly came true.

Don't be sorry that times change.
Look, everything is beautiful around.
Life in retirement is not a problem,
You have so many friends!

You won't be bored, that's for sure
Finally take care of yourself.
You will forget the concept immediately
And you will get everything from life with interest!

We want you to smile
So that your eyes shine with happiness,
So that life turns for you
To a world where miracles simply live!

A lot of days in a row
On the road, meeting the sunrise and sunset,
You came to our team to work.
You can be proud of your life!

Beautiful grandma kind mother,
We are used to working and being on time everywhere.
Today we see you off to retirement
And to the whole team we sincerely wish:

Never be bored, never get sick,
Every day you just get younger,
And you will live to be a hundred years old
No sadness, no grief, no troubles!

Work experience has been accumulated for a long time,
It's time to frolic.
Retirement is a link of rest,
Family fun time:

Bake pies for your loved ones,
Inviting guests more often,
Set the table, mountains of flowers in vases,
And relax without getting bored.

We wish you cloudless days,
There is prosperity in the life of the soul,
Love from loved ones and smiles from friends,
Good luck in all your endeavors.

And may your soul always smell like spring,
We wish you happiness without measure,
With pension, with rest, with new times,
We sincerely congratulate you!

Now you don't have to rush to work,
It's time to just relax.
Retirement is an opportunity to enjoy life
And dedicate time to your loved one.

Well, we wish you great happiness,
An interesting life, less fuss,
Don't be sad that the years are flying by too quickly,
After all, there is still time to make your dreams come true.

You know that retirement is a resort,
Which you need to enjoy to your heart's content,
Going to exhibitions, and visiting people in general,
Create, love, grow and develop.

We wish you one hundred percent rest,
Give yourself time to your loved one.
Always working, it’s easy to stretch your legs,
The time has come to live for yourself.

Of course, it won’t be easy for us without you,
Such specialists are with fire during the day...
But we will try our best
And if not, we will find you and bring you back.

In general, we wish good health
But only positive thinking.
Believe me, retirement is not old age.
Rather, these are new achievements.

You gave yourself to your work,
Sparing no time and effort.
But whether they wanted it or not,
Retirement age has arrived.

Well, we're a little jealous
You are now a free man.
There is more than one road before you,
Time stopped running.

You can sew, knit, go to the theaters.
Rome, Paris and London to visit.
At the pier to see off the sunset...
Make all your dreams come true!

There wasn't enough time for anything.
You, like many, were running somewhere -
Now children, bags, now business, work,
All the time different problems and worries.

But the hour has come - you are celebrating retirement,
You feel a little sad and remember the past.
Doubts away, there is no place for sadness here!
Many people dreamed of being in your place.

Now there is time for yourself and hobbies,
Trips, meetings and even adventures.
I wish you a boring retirement,
Congratulations on such an important event!

Great time has come -
You'll be retired
Understand - this is just the beginning,
You will sing for joy!

No need to go to work now
And in the rain and in the frosts to go,
And you can do it in any weather
Find something to do at home!

I wish that my darling would sing,
And you were busy with yourself
And I did everything I wanted
Going headlong into nirvana!

Let the champagne flow
We are supposed to congratulate you.
Let everything be nothing to you,
After all, now life is just beginning.

You are going on a well-deserved rest,
So away with lack of sleep and worries!
You will find some entertainment for yourself,
After all, you don't have to go to work.

You can sleep longer in the morning,
Don't rush anywhere, don't rush around,
And go for a walk in the forest
And enjoy nature.

So take advantage of your rest,
Try to think more about yourself.
Be healthy, love, flourish,
Travel, read, enjoy.

Freedom pension
The door opened for you
Work experience
You broke records.

Happy first day of freedom
I congratulate you
Life will now begin
You have another one.

Every day now
It will be a day off
Every month of the year -
Calm, vacation.

I wish you
Enjoy life
Let the pension be
A reason for happiness.

A little sad, but
You won't have to work anymore
No one will quarrel
That something is not working out there.

The time has come to rest,
Think about yourself, beloved,
Whenever you want, take a nap,
Get carried away by an interesting book.

All the best to you
With all our hearts we wish
And with the fact that the pension has come,
Congratulations today!

Retirement is a strange moment:
It seems to be happy, but it seems not.
But there is only one thing we want to tell you:
You have the right to rest.

May your life be filled with meaning,
Songs, joy and optimism.
Remember, retirement is not a death sentence.
Let them bring you gifts and flowers.

You are still in full bloom
And stupefy men with your beauty.
You are tactful, you are very beautiful,
You fall in love with a sincere, kind soul.

You are not afraid of reform,
The pensioner gave the go-ahead.
Be both pensioned and in shape
Out of spite for the cunning fund.

You deserve it, enjoy it
Wear your status with pride.
Don't give in to the years
Be healthy, don't be sad.

Our dear (patronymic name)! You combine all the qualities that you should have real woman: You - loving wife, exemplary mother, hardworking employee and faithful friend. Retirement is beautiful time, when you can look around and think about how much has been achieved in life, and how much new things still remain to be experienced! Good luck to you in everything, happiness and prosperity.

Now you don't have to rush to work,
It's time to just relax.
Retirement is an opportunity to enjoy life
And dedicate time to your loved one.

Well, we wish you great happiness,
An interesting life, less fuss,
Don't be sad that the years are flying by too quickly,
After all, there is still time to make your dreams come true.

Great time has come -
You'll be retired.
Understand this is just the beginning
You will sing for joy!

No need to go to work now
Go in the rain and in the cold.
And you can do it in any weather
Find something to do at home!

I wish that my darling would sing,
And you were busy with yourself
And I did everything I wanted
Going headlong into nirvana!

Freedom pension
The door opened for you.
Work experience
You broke records.

Happy first day of freedom
I congratulate you
Life will now begin
You have another one.

Every day is now yours
It will be a day off
Every month of the year -
Calm, vacation.

I wish you
Enjoy life
Let the pension be
A reason for happiness.

You're already retiring
But the enthusiasm and agility have not dried up.
Now you can be free
It’s great to live and not worry.

Work experience has already been accumulated,
Forget about the work strap.
I worked hard, gaining experience,
Now it's time to rest.

So relax, without knowing any problems,
Without knowing any worries.
And I wish to travel
You are in the world every year.

And don't be afraid of anything
And don’t mope and don’t get sick.
In a word, have a blast,
And not sit on a bench.

Play to the fullest
So that you don't get bored even for a day,
After all, you are in the juice and not an old lady.
In short, happy pension to you!

Work experience has been accumulated for a long time,
It's time to frolic.
Retirement is a link of rest,
Family time to have fun.

Bake pies for your loved ones,
Inviting guests more often,
Set the table, mountains of flowers in vases.
And relax without getting bored.

We wish you cloudless days,
There is always prosperity in life,
Love from loved ones and smiles from friends,
Good luck in all your endeavors.

And may your soul always smell like spring,
We wish you happiness without measure.
With retirement, with rest, with a new era
We sincerely congratulate you!

You gave yourself to your work,
Sparing no time and effort.
But whether they wanted it or not,
Retirement age has arrived.

Well, we're a little jealous
You are now a free man.
There is more than one road before you,
Time stopped running.

You can sew, knit, go to the theaters.
Rome, Paris and London to visit.
At the pier to see off the sunset...
Make all your dreams come true!

A miracle date has come in your life,
Only time is to blame for this,
But it was wrong this time
Because you are a classy woman!

Young, cheerful and energetic,
And I’m accustomed to work from an early age,
Can you rest now?
Or continue to plow for the rest of your life!

We wish to always be beautiful,
Slender and desperately happy,
Spend more time with your grandchildren
Have fun and don't be discouraged!

How many years you devoted to work!
You gave all of yourself to her.
You did everything diligently and with dignity,
Without a doubt, we are satisfied with your work!

May your holiday continue to be bright,
May your mood always be excellent.
Thank you very much for your patience,
Our team will never forget you!

With colossal life experience and long years of work behind me, the time has come to accept congratulations on your retirement. Not everyone can easily come to terms with the idea that tomorrow they don’t have to rush to work, and the main activity they have to do will be raising a cat and discussing latest news in the company of peers on a bench at the entrance. However, for many people, only the most important things are connected with pensions. positive emotions, since this is the time to implement completely different, new plans! You can finally devote yourself to your grandchildren or visit relatives whom you have not seen for so long. So retirement is the beginning of a new period of life, brighter and more carefree.

Stop working hard,
I'm already tired of it.
You can't make everyone's money,
You need to give your soul rest.

Wake up early in the morning
Well, in the evening - home.
How much can you mock
Every day on yourself?

I congratulate you on this day.
Retirement is like heaven on earth!
I sincerely wish
Rejoice with all your soul.

That's it... Now walks, rest,
Chess and dominoes.
Let the house be full of happiness,
And on holidays - wine!

Long-awaited well-deserved rest!
It has arrived for you today.
You have devoted many years to work.
And work, and investments, and effort.

We all gathered together today,
To see you through to retirement.
We wish you health from the bottom of our hearts,
Don't get sick, don't be sad, don't be sad!

Travel, walk more,
Your holiday will be “top class”.
But don't forget about us,
Well, we won’t forget about you.

A wonderful time has come in which you can choose - relax or work. Or both together. I would like to wish you energy and enthusiasm. Wake up every day with the pleasure of being able to come up with something you like and having a lot of time for it. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement!

Looking forward to this holiday
This is not the first year you've been waiting.
Where, pension, do you go?
And when will you come?

And she came today
He humbly knocks on the door.
Letting her in on the threshold,
Believe your eyes.

It's not an old woman on the threshold
In an old dress with a stick,
And the beautiful young woman -
The look is cheerful, mischievous.

I wish that together
We moved forward through life with her,
Let retirement become a song
And it grew from year to year.

You have successfully passed the exam -
They worked on it for so many years.
Freedom of choice is yours -
To continue working or not.

And no matter what you do,
You have respect and honor.
You deserve this vacation
And you have a lot to do.

Family, books, hobbies,
Friends, trips, home and garden...
After all, time for fun
The worker does not give the way.

I wish you health, prosperity,
Gain strength, don't get bored.
And if life gets boring,
Then come back to us again!

Now demobilization has already arrived,
After all, you plowed yours.
So many years and so many winters
You dedicated your work!
And now with a pure soul
Relax with your family.
Hobbies, cottage, entertainment -
There will be time for everything.
Live in pleasure.
The world, perhaps, look.
You are strong, full of strength,
Give all the young people a head start!
And now with enthusiasm
Please accept congratulations!

You'll get more in retirement
Live cloudless days.
Travel around Poland,
Visit Paris and Vienna.

Visit the Himalayas
See the temple in Tibet.
On earth to understand that heaven is
You couldn't find a better place at home.

Grandchildren's joyful faces
They will bring you tenderness.
Don't let you sit at home,
Go relax.

The pension has arrived
Relaxation, brought joy,
More sleep and less sadness
And your health will be better!

Will you be walking in the garden?
You will read more
Will you play sports?
Plunge into carelessness!

You will be happier now
There will be more power now
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
Let your dreams come true!

Look, don't be discouraged,
Don't be bored at work
Relax and have fun
Enjoy your new life!

Now you will live -
You're going to retire!
It will be possible to sleep off
Rest and relax.

Only all this is a dream.
Everyone knows, and so do you,
Who is ready to fly in his soul -
There is no time to be bored.

We wish you good mood
Strength, vigor, movement.
Live actively, with sparkle.
You and I will still party!

Your boss is no longer a decree,
Monday doesn't annoy you
Congratulations on your retirement!
The golden time is coming:

If you want, sleep, if you want, read
Or you can just take a walk
Whatever you want, choose
We wish you to enjoy life!

When I've done a great job,
You can have a great rest!
Former cares to be brushed aside,
Cling to the sweet peace,

Manage your time wisely
And contemplate the world with a smile,
And take in everything at once,
Having arranged a glorious feast for the soul.

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Now you have become a pensioner

You worked for a very long time
Anyone has learned to work,
And you considered it your duty,
Plow without getting tired.
Well, the pension was sitting,
And I was waiting for you, waiting...
The whole poor thing turned grey,
But I saved the money.
So you became a pensioner,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
Hurry boldly to the spheres,
Where the days are good:
Pick mushrooms, go to the dacha, to the park,
To the forest, museum, theater, hammock,
Don't be sick and don't be bored,
Drink wine, cognac and tea.

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A woman who has reached the retirement age of 55 years

You are 5+5 today
I hasten to congratulate you from the heart
Hug and acknowledge
And kiss you deeply and deeply.

I have one piece of advice from the sages
I want to introduce you now.
They worked for many years
To make a forecast like this:

There is life - a huge mountain
We climb it first,
And with shouts of Hurray! Hooray!
We are in a hurry to stand on the pedestal.

And then one fine day
You go back down from the mountain
One step, another step,
And life goes away forever.

One is flying, the other is in a hurry,
And the third one completely rolled,
The fourth endures and is silent,
He clung to life with his claws.

What if fifty and five
Then you're walking on top
It's time to calculate your income
Feel like a goddess.

I wish you many years of creativity
And don't go down any longer,
And live in happiness for a long, long time,
And more joy to you.

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Congratulations to you warmly

And we wish you carefree
New looking for concerns.

Let your pension open up
New paths.
And they will always be able
Trample them on your feet.

Let your pension show you
There are surprises in our world,
And in the end, let me
All sorts of whims for yourself.

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Well hello, pensioner!
Did you feel your freedom?
Life came without problems:
You can go to nature.
You can pick mushrooms
Listen to the birds and sing with your soul,
Enjoy walking
Jog in the morning.
Read and lie down
Have a good chat on Skype,
And click on read
Live sparklingly, with dreams and drive
We congratulate you:
Be healthy, rich, calm,
Younger day by day
You deserve a great life.

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Life has begun!

Here's your pension, congratulations!
Don't think that it's all over
We tear off a leaf of that life
Everything is still ahead of you

You have plenty of time now
Create and sculpt whatever you want
Thoughts will wander in the open
Hobby way, start living!

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Happy well-deserved rest to you.

Happy well-deserved rest to you,
And exit, retirement!
For experience, without a share of rest,
We wish you to live a blissful life!

For your experience and wisdom,
For future happiness,
We wish you to live without frowning,
And don’t face bad weather!

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Credit to you for your life!

Congratulations on your “retirement”
We hurry in admiration.
Millions of smiles for you!
And “Hello!” From the heart.
Someone who has become a pensioner
He deserved respect for a long time.
You have become an example in everything,
Credit to you for your life!

congratulations on your retirement

Retirement is fast approaching!
According to work and honor!
But in powder flasks
There was and is gunpowder!

Everything is exactly as it was:
There is salt in the salt shaker,
There are two soaps in the soap dish,
There are beans in the tureen!

There are needles in the syringes,
There are knives in the sheath...
The only thing missing is a shelf -
Put your teeth down!

Congratulations on your retirement, she
It was deservedly given.
And “labor” as a verdict
Your years will confirm everything.

Work places career,
After all, “labor” is like a tail:
You carry it with you everywhere,
She has experience and length of service in her work.

Congratulations on your pension, freedom,
Now life is just beginning!
We wish you good health
And the joy that never ends.
It's so nice to enjoy
Rest, deserved in labors.
Let life boil, and let everything you sow
It will rise in abundance, happiness and flowers.

Congratulations on your retirement!
With the rich life experience!
You've been working for a long time, it's time
You can take a well-deserved rest!

And may you have less to do,
So what! But now
Children and grandchildren are next to you,
And let them make you happy!

Retirement is a well-deserved rest,
Your busy schedule is too complicated,
Many years of work
Allowed to live without care.

We congratulate you on your retirement
And we wish you long life,
Good health, prosperity
And love life to the fullest.

You know, a pension is the same salary
But you don’t have to work hard;
There is no need to suffer, there is no reason to be upset -
On the contrary: it will be easier for you to meet
With friends, with girlfriends, with grandchildren... In general,
We’ve retired and we live and don’t complain:
After all, it is impossible to imagine a better destiny!
And I want to congratulate you on this fact!

Don't think down on your pension
The day will come
You yourself will probably understand
That the years are like bullets to the temple,
And every moment is precious to us.

Retire with your head up,
You go and cheer up,
Let the beautiful globe bloom,
Spring in the soul, and inspiration in the heart!

Let everything be as I dreamed in my youth:
Fishing, dacha, strawberries, girl, -
Another countdown, another wheel,
To whom are you a groom, and to whom are you a grandfather!

It's time to look for a job
Yes - to storm a career,
But then the time comes
Just live and relax.

Everything they wanted to do,
But we didn’t have time with work,
All hobbies and interests,
Grandchildren, dacha, entertainment:
There is time for everything!
This is called a pension!

Congratulations on your retirement

You are in your seventies.
This is good!
Shovel
Money in the bag!

No matter
All the work comes later!
Stay alert in body and soul
Belly up!

It's not boring without work!
Lots of ideas -
Don't sweat, eat!
Eat and sweat!

The way out, believe me, is not leaving yet,
Pension, you know, let it wait.
There is gunpowder, and of course there is a fuse,
And work is a complete mess.

So, congratulations - congratulations,
We won't send it just yet
You are “honored”, as they say,
There will be a pension and a salary!

So many years of work without a break
They give you the right to live for yourself,
We wish you to live with dignity and beauty.
We even envy you a little,
And we’re counting how long until we retire.
Let the pension be large, regularly,
The state pays you gratefully.

Congratulations on your retirement!
We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!
And we wish you endless happiness
And conquer new heights!

We wish you spring sunshine
And be close to family and friends,
So that everything in life is harmonious!
Relax, love yourself!

How many years have you been in work?
Both in troubles and in care,
It's time to rest
Breathe a sigh of relief.

We congratulate you on your retirement!
Now the cherished hour has come,
When you can forget about all your worries,
We sincerely wish you to live to be a hundred years old.

Well, it happened after all -
The time has come for you to rest;
You have worked well and hard;
Just pull the strap!
Don't bend to the ground, but flutter,
Not seeing work in a dream!
Don't think, just relax -
Your vacation is well deserved!

Pension is a consonant word with a song,
Helps us build and live,
Both at the dacha and with grandchildren together
Inspired to love and create!
So let those who retire
Not afraid to start something again,
Otherwise, his blood will ferment in his veins,
You can sing, or you can dance.

So much has been done, but how much more is needed?
For yourself, for everyone and for everything.
And let the cannonades roar in our brains,
And in my soul the river overflows its banks!

A new milestone has been taken, but not a career one.
You are retired from now on.
You remain faithful to your work,
Still work in it.

But we will treat you with more care:
You already deserve a rest.
We have a lot to learn from you,
While you are still in the team!

Congratulations on retirement

Finally with you
Five and fifty.
Bosses above the soul
They don't hang anymore.

Golden time!
Rejoice, don't cry!
Quickly foot in the stirrup
And jump on your husband!

Be strong on your throat
The horse has a hand!
Is Orlik tired?
So saddle up Gnedka!

Seen off for the first time
Only with the exit we will you.
Days and months flowed by
You worked as hard as you could.

And today on the second day,
We will accompany you home.
An example for an enterprise -
Our dear pensioner.

You lived your life with dignity,
We achieved everything through our own labor,
Today we see you off to retirement,
You look just great.
We wish you good health, happiness,
More holidays have a nice chat.
You are always welcome, come visit us,
We wish you good luck in all matters.

Retirement is a well-deserved rest.
And you deserve it.
Now you have enough time
To those who are most valuable.

Congratulations on your retirement!
And may you not be bored
Endless good troubles
And the roaring laughter of the grandchildren!

Youth passed so quickly
Now it's time to retire
But the main thing is not the years,
And so that the soul is young...

I'll have to retire soon
There is no other specialist like him...
So let us wish you happiness and goodness,
Have a lot of health and live to be a hundred.

You have found the beginning of a new life!
We wish you to experience it fully:
You worked honestly for the Fatherland,
Now let her work for you,
Endowing with various benefits
And encouraging in every possible way more than once;
And we all heartily congratulate you!..
But will we be here without you?

We want the songs to sound
Retirement is not retirement yet
Every year so that we congratulate you,
Let your boat sail proudly.

Waves of life, boundless roads
You will be carried away into the abyss of affairs,
But we will always remember with tenderness
You and your valiant work.

You worked honestly, giving of yourself
To the work of my beloved in full.
They were rooting for the cause, knowing no peace,
And often without even sleeping.

And now the time has come to part,
But we don't say goodbye, no!
We need your rich experience and knowledge,
We need your wise advice!

Congratulations to those retiring

It's time for the harvest
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
Like the words of a great oath
Good for pensioners:

"To cradle on your knees
And grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
To know what “Lenin” means,
And not knowing what “chat” means.

To live like a horse in the wild,
Not pasha, but only rust.
Let evil befall
Those who did not keep their vows!

You, having raised a worthy replacement,
Go to rest now.
May your pension be decent
You can be proud of yourself.

For your work we bow to your waist,
We are all in a hurry to congratulate you.
Let joy not shun you,
And let there be great happiness.

Wonderful age- middle of life!
Pension is an equal sign - freedom!
The employees are a little jealous of you.
If you don’t believe me, ask the people.
A young pensioner sounds great,
May you never be lonely.
You didn't live your life in vain,
Don't forget us, we are always glad to see you.

You have worked for many years
Sparing no effort.
You lit that bright light
Which shines for the young.

And accompanying you to rest,
We wish you many years to come!
Of course, happiness and health,
And also dreams come true!

Retirement age is a time of wisdom,
Until now you have carried a heavy burden,
Now you can forget about work
Dedicate all my time only to my grandchildren.

Laugh, enjoy life,
Do your favorite thing in life,
And so that you don’t forget us,
They invited me to visit them more often.

Comrades, thank you very much
For the world that you were able to create!
You could still work with us,
And we will miss you very much;
But time, as always, is inexorable
He flies forward, barely breathing from haste...
You and I are still inseparable!
And I’m not in the mood for congratulations...

Your contribution to the development of everything is invaluable,
What is growing and thriving on earth now,
Therefore, wherever you go,
The whole people appreciates and respects you.
Retire, friends.
Passing the baton to the younger ones,
We swear: we won’t let you down, not in vain
The work will be ours and your continuation!
We wish you health, vigorous strength,
Olympic records on the site,
Worthy grandchildren, earthly joys,
And greenery in your pockets and in the garden!

You are retiring
Your heart is aching with sadness,
But you shouldn't be sad,
Let a new day come.

You will love your holiday,
New things to do,
Those who are at work
I just didn't get around to it.

Well, if you get bored -
Come visit us!
Always here, no doubt
We are all very glad to see you!

Congratulations to someone retiring

New feeling inside:
Yesterday I was a boy
And now here you go, smoke it
Work record book.

The lights are burning out
Work experience.
Let's face it, guys,
Somehow strange!

Only years without cursing
Stay healthy and fit:
Nicotine will kill the horse
Pension will feed you!

You leave gray
Experienced and important
And the way to the young,
Just like you one day,

You will give in now.
Our congratulations!
The door is always open for you
In our institution!

Let me congratulate you on this day,
Retirement - great time!
You’re not retiring, you’re going into a free life,
Where flowers and children await you.
The equator of life you have crossed,
In the prime of life, wisdom and experience.
About the fact that you are already retired
Don't tell anyone, even in a whisper!

The deadline has come to an end,
A long-awaited vacation looms ahead.
But it's too early to sum it up
Looking at the past years.

Now they will call you a pensioner,
And this means experience, intelligence and wisdom.
And we wish you no problems,
And time has turned back again!

Retirement was long-awaited for you,
After so many years of work, I became desirable,
Now we are going to see you off
And wish us not to be forgotten.

In retirement you will have your own worries,
Family and country work.
May every day bring only happiness,
All the bad weather goes around your house.

You are leaving... You are leaving after all
After so many fruitful years...
You don’t take your eyes off the familiar walls,
And they... They are silent in response!
Well, go with God! Delay
It will not save you or us from emptiness.
And there is no point in our congratulations -
It would be better if you stayed now...

They say that old age is inevitable
The one that extinguishes our dreams,
Only age is hardly a hindrance to her,
It's too early to draw the line.

May your soul still burn
Enjoys every day
Children and grandchildren come more often
For some soulful tea with your native light.

Seeing you off to retirement,
We're a little sad
You must confess my respect
And we want you in love.

For your help and advice
We're used to it, you know!
But we can handle it, don't think
Feel free to relax at home!

Congratulations on your retirement

Retirement has arrived
Rare luck!
How much is it in Celsius?
Isn't it time to go to the dacha?

There and at the accountant's
The blood will begin to sparkle.
Women in bras
They pull carrots.

What if the clasp cracks?
What if the straps slip down?
Retirement - you are a song
Both in soul and in body!

We didn't know, we didn't know
That you changed your status.
An example of hard work,
You are now a pensioner.

Please accept congratulations,
Bring certificates and statements
With a thin work book.
On this day you are our hero.

Today you are retiring
We are, of course, sorry to part with you.
However, you can't turn back time,
And don’t worry about pensions.
You will now have the opportunity
For bright meetings, interesting activities,
For relaxation, communication and hobbies -
Let there be no gray and bland days.

Congratulations on your retirement!
One more milestone has been passed!
You put a lot of effort into your work,
Now your vacation is ahead of you!

Let her spoil you now -
We think it won't be superfluous
Congratulations again!

We congratulate you on your retirement,
Years long life and we wish you good health,
So that all your wishes come true,
All the most cherished desires.

With many years of work you have earned a rest,
We gained invaluable experience during this time,
Became a pride for loved ones, relatives,
After all, you raised us to be mischievous.

Tell us how we can connect you – and your pension?
Where does this turn of fate come from?
May life give you many difficulties,
But you live simply and easily;
We hope you, to everyone's surprise,
Reveal your secret of vigor!
Well, in the meantime, congratulations
And wishes for many, many years!

Childhood, childhood, where have you gone...
The years have flown by.
So your pension has come to you,
She took me into the ocean of life.

Pass on your great experience to everyone,
Let the blood boil as if
At twenty years old and going fishing
The moped is carrying you.

And I want, I want to wish you,
Grow gardens and water beds,
And sing songs and dance dances,
Be healthy, don’t be discouraged at all.

Please accept our congratulations,
Although you may be sad now,
And yet you have no regrets
Listen to the words from us:

You did a great job here
Your experience is an example for us,
Take the news as an honor,
What are you - a pensioner!

Congratulations to the pensioner

Dear pensioner,
Honor and glory to you!
You are an example to everyone,
You are an example to the right!

We come to you with all our hearts,
Let's honor:
If someone is carrying a bag,
Let him show you what's there?

Is the dump truck carrying bolts? –
Drop a couple of buckets!
Here, comrade, if only you
He was healthy and boder!

You are an example to all men,
Young pensioner.
Fashionable jeans, baseball cap,
And the eyes are like that double-barreled shotgun,

Everyone is shooting at the girls.
We congratulate you together
With your pension, it
Given to you by age.

Your brave appearance, enthusiasm in your eyes,
Worthy of respect.
A young soul lives in you,
She needs sports, movement.
And your love of life
An example for us all!
May happiness be with you,
Health and success.

Retirement is a solemn moment!
After all, after so many years of work
The document will be received
That you are a pensioner and you are entitled to rest.

You worked hard and taught us
Move forward stubbornly and boldly,
Make a decision in difficult times
We congratulate you, thank you for this!

Over the years, gray hair has appeared,
There has been more than one job in your life.
Now that the hour of reflection has come
Please accept our congratulations.

Today you became a pensioner
You've been waiting for a vacation for so long.
All the difficulties and problems are behind us,
Peace and happiness lie ahead.

On a good day, on a fine day
We can't be on the sidelines
And we should congratulate you;
We won't talk for long:
To people who don't know you
I don’t understand how needed you are -
Even as a pensioner
You remain an example
Positive for everyone
Guiding us for good;
Well, we congratulate you,
Our dear man!

Your honor - a sad pension,
For some it is final, and for others it is initial,
You're death in white slippers, wait, don't call.
If diseases come, crush them!

Your Honor, the pension has been calculated,
For some it varies, but for you it’s brought up.
You will plunge into business completely headlong,
You will spend money with your lovely wife.

Your Honor, old age pension,
For some it is kind, but for others it is simple.
You are happy to catch good luck in your net,
You will be lucky in happiness and love in retirement.

Congratulations on your retirement,
You honestly deserve your rest,
Know that we are all your merits
Over the years these have not been forgotten.

We wish you good health,
And we would like to note in our speech:
We all see you off with love
And hope to see you soon.

Congratulations to the pensioner

Who walks in beauty
Like Bond's grandmother?
Who is fighting an unequal battle
WITH pension fund?

Who, breaking into Sberbank,
Lay down in a trench?
Who drives the family tank?
With grandchildren around your neck?

For long years and many forces,
Have a joyful life!
Just don't ask
New trough!

You are as smart as a pioneer
Energetic and slim
You are now a pensioner -
Let the country be jealous.

Having repaid the debt of labor to the fatherland,
Congratulations.
And now for my personal life
There will be fabulous days.

You don't tell anyone
That you have been retired for a long time.
It's simply impossible to believe
You are like a movie actress.
The gait is easy, and spark
In the eyes, where wisdom and love are.
We cordially congratulate you,
We wish you happiness again and again.

Considerable work experience has been accumulated,
Huge rich experience.
We congratulate you today!
And we see you off to rest.

Being a pensioner is not so easy
There is also a lot of work at home -
You need to give your family all your love,
But these are pleasant chores!

There are no age barriers for a woman,
All her life she is like a precious treasure,
Smart, graceful, forever young
There is only kindness in her eyes.

You became a pensioner today,
But we didn’t notice old age in you,
After all, as before, you are beautiful and smart,
And as always, gorgeous and slim.

Very rarely do we get the chance
Express everything that is on your heart:
Know that it never fades
Beauty, and you can only become prettier,
Live to the fullest, breathing in full breasts
And consider sores all a whim...
Well, we will all congratulate you -
And now, and on every holiday of yours!

Oh, madam, you are going to retire,
Congratulations, may you be lucky
You are young, you will blossom,
Let your husband not smoke or drink.
Congratulations, you can rest
And don’t let your body weaken,
Fitness – visit clubs and swimming pools,
To stay in shape and not grow old.
I believe that everything will be alright
Let TV give you joy,
And the fruits delight you in the garden,
Let harmony reign in your soul!

They came to work as a girl in color,
Leave as a mature lady.
The years have flown by, changing the planet,
And you have changed over the years.

Both carelessness and youthful dreams are gone,
You have become more patient since then,
You have become calm, wise, and serious,
Remaining as beautiful as before.

Comic congratulations on retire

Without getting into the wilds,
I'll say this, guys:
No offense to the zebra,
Life is not striped!

We can congratulate you
And it's not too early.
Life - it seems
Like a baboon.

He's gray and ugly
But from the rear it’s red.
Everything will be alright -
Retirement is wonderful!

The pension has arrived
Finally found you.
You have worked for many years
And she came at lunchtime.

Congratulations! What should you do?
We need to drink away our pension.
Well, about the same as a salary,
This is accepted and sacred.

When retirement is not soon -
Everyone dreams of relaxing.
And they retire -
They begin to bend their backs.
At the dacha, at home, in the garden,
Like a squirrel spinning in a wheel.
Having time to go to the sanatorium,
And, sometimes, get married.
Life will only begin in retirement,
Let her be joyful.
And never let loneliness
He won't look out of your window.

Seeing you off to retirement,
We envy you a little
Raising a glass of champagne
And a glass containing one hundred grams.

We wish you happiness in retirement,
Less worries and hassle.
We've already worked - that's enough,
It's time to kick the bucket, people!

Cool congratulations with a pension

In the kind eyes of a pensioner
You can see the pioneer
That mischievous little flame
So cute and funny.

You are now a pensioner
Not a worker, not a sapper,
We are happy to congratulate you
And we will glorify all the merits.

Imbued with white envy
I look at you with delight:
How much can you do?
For the first sovereign advance -
Play in the casino little by little,
Partying with the girls at the club...
That's just who will pay taxes
Should I pay for all this joy?

Anyone who is afraid of retirement is wasting their time.
You cannot become famous through fear and illness.
“Don’t go to the tavern, because there’s an old woman sitting there.”
Nicknamed Shapoklyak.”
Those who are proud of their pension do not waste time,
He is vigorous, healthy and cheerful from spring to November.
Therefore, I advise everyone:
“Work miracles! And the old woman will run away
Into the dense forests.

In life, everyone has very different
Bright, personal, kind holidays.
Let's celebrate with fun, celebrations and songs
Celebrating retirement from work!
New life this day begins
Your back straightens proudly on this day!
The soul is free, like a bird flies.
A pensioner sounds proud!

Congratulations on your first pension

The holiday will be like clockwork -
Let's sit and drink some wine
For these banknotes,
Unusual from the face.

It seems like you look - the same thousands,
But if you take a closer look, it’s not like that!
Happy first pension, my friend -
Two kopecks for a nickel!

Okay, is it enough, is it not enough,
After all, it’s good in the heart -
You are innocence, buddy,
Deprived of an honest pension!

Here it is, a joy for the soul!
Happy first pension to you!
Not a freebie, but a reward.
Fingering with a wad of money

You'll be surprised at first
For children and grandchildren, “unbuckle”
Give it to your wife so she doesn’t grumble,
And you'll laugh a little.

The first pension is like the first love,
Life is all about dry numbers.
And let young blood not warm so much,
Stay always young.
You deserve a rest, live for yourself,
Enjoy your health and freedom.
After all, the first pension is only the first step
To a new life - that's what people say!

Congratulations on your first pension!
And it will always be like this now -
Each month will be charged
And it will be translated.

Relax and enjoy life,
Enjoy every day!
Well, the pension will be accrued,
You deserve it!

Received salary at work
Now they've taken their first pension
There is no need to work, but there is money,
For relaxation, clothes and delicious food.

We want to congratulate you on this kind of payday
Celebrate your merits and glorify your name.
We wish that decent pension was,
Enough for your family to live.

Hooray! Power at last
I started paying off my debts to you!
Yes, really, with such funds
You can't really fatten up
But there’s no need to squirm
Day after day, year after year...
May peace be your reward!
Let your pension grow!

With your first pension,
Happy first pension!
May it be enough for you for everything,
For bouquets of flowers, for peaches,
To take the train to Sochi sometimes.
With your first pension,
With the first pension
We congratulate you with all our hearts!
It may not be years, but the main thing is,
To make your soul smell like spring.
Remember the feats of arms,
And work, and you sometimes.

Do you remember your first scholarship?
And the first salary at work
And a bonus for the heights taken,
For which we have always been held in high esteem.

I have now received my pension,
But is this a reason to stop?
After all, we still have to study and study
You have both your knowledge and skill.

Congratulations on your military pension

I won't lie
I won't hide anything.
Officers like Gazmanov,
I'll sing this song:

Congratulations to the officer
I feel sorry for my stomach,
Who hasn't given up their career?
And he lives on his pension!

Don't go to heaven
To forgive us from there,
Better buy some bread,
Meat, vodka, pineapple!

You served honorably
Your demobilization hour has struck
You are to the fatherland, like a bride,
He served faithfully.

Now, he has resigned.
Accept congratulations,
Sitting with my grandchildren on a bench,
Put on your old jacket.

Brilliant mind, and bearing, and become,
And experience, and in the hands of male power.
Women look at you -
And the shape fits you so beautifully.
May the army remain in that life
Start now new, from scratch.
The whole world is at your feet, what is your pension?
The world is waiting for you, its king!

Today there is no war - and, thank God!
Today there is no war - thank you!
You have given yourself to serving the people,
It's time for us to honor you too!

We are grateful to you and congratulations!
We wish you to rest - not to grieve!
After all, there are no former military men -
We are always ready to honor you!

Congratulations to a military pensioner

For all services to his homeland
A couple of days left until retirement
Now you can live in peace
Do what you love, create.

You will leave with a new rank -
Retired military man, under the roof of his home
You will forget the danger forever,
We wish you happiness and long life.

So our secret dreams have come true -
A military pension has burst into your life!
And from now on you - on military pension –
Life will become more fun and interesting:
After all, from material satisfaction
You will have a lot of fun -
Salaries don't even compare!..
Therefore, congratulations!

You have served, you are going to retire,
Changing your military style to civilian style,
Today you and your friends are drinking vodka,
And tomorrow you will make a film like Polanski.
You are still young, full of strength and respected,
All paths are open for creativity,
We congratulate you on your anniversary,
We want to keep up with the times.
We wish you to live longer according to your will,
Keep an officer's honor like an amulet,
Be happy and rejoice in your lot,
What new horizons I was able to give you!

The military retires early
You can perform your service properly
More years to teach yourself a change,
Be an example for everyone, of course.

But it's time to rest,
It will be difficult for you to get used to it
But don't worry about us,
We will serve, and you relax!

Happy birthday to a pensioner

All the relatives and the whole neighborhood
It rushes towards you like a battering ram,
On a birthday - a holiday of childhood,
As one sheep said.

Childhood holiday - Landing Day:
Tag, hide and seek, pampering...
But at your top ten
Birthday is a celebration!

There is a significant base here -
One hundred grams for each year.
Oh, I wish I could celebrate twice -
God does not give sclerosis!

What to buy on your birthday
What, tell me, should I give?
Backgammon? Maybe domino?
You have been retired for a long time.

Congratulations on your holiday
We'll board the table,
We'll eat everything and drink everything,
“Happy Besday” we will sing for you.

Let me congratulate you on your birthday!
And wish you health and warmth.
So that the love of your children and grandchildren warms you,
And so that life can make you happy.
May there be many days filled with sunshine,
Let your phone ring more often.
And children's laughter rings in your apartment,
And may your angel always protect you!

You have retired
But we haven’t forgotten - today is your birthday!
And we congratulate you and wish you
Good mood!

May your loved ones love you, may your friends love you,
We join them.
May the sun always shine on you,
Our dear pensioner!

A pensioner's age gives away
But good spirits live in him all his life
Neighbors and friends gathered today,
Beloved wife, daughters-in-law, sons.

Today is your birthday
We wish you great luck,
Health and love, prosperity and goodness,
Although youth has passed, the soul is young.

Forget about minor troubles!
Now you shouldn’t bother:
You, having retired to a well-deserved rest,
Finally starting to live!
And don’t let everyday life scare you,
Doesn't make you sad!
Happy birthday, our kind, wise one,
Our wonderful man!

Happy birthday to you,
Dear pensioner,
We wish you prosperity and happiness,
So that you can live like a millionaire.

Let everything come true as you dreamed,
Let the illnesses go away in fright.
We will describe it in the book of honor
Your exploits and military work.

You will find joy in running,
And in verses that excite hearts,
But the shoots of your labors are fresh,
They will bloom here endlessly.

You are retired, but on your birthday
Calls from work are heard again.
Everyone wants to express their gratitude
To wish you something from myself.
Over the years, your holiday has become ours,
We will always congratulate you in the future,
Long life, patience and health
Let’s not get tired of wishing every time!

Happy birthday to a pensioner

I will say it in verse, not prose
On this day from better days:
You look like a rose on the outside
And it’s even straighter inside.

You and the lily in part,
Here - yes, but here - no.
Birthday is happiness
Well, with a pension - triple!

You are a tulip, I can tell you for sure.
Poppy drunk for trouble.
God give you such soil,
Like in the Tauride Garden!

In the morning there are chores, worries,
This is the birthday.
Even in retirement - from work
There will be congratulations.

All the relatives congratulate
A bundle of telegrams.
You are not alone today
Everything is with you today.

Happy birthday, we wish you good health,
Let your eyes shine with joy.
Let troubles and bad weather not touch you,
And happiness warms your life.
May God give you health, strength,
And life will be bright and colorful!
And next to you will be someone who is so dear to you,
Care will warm the home.

Another year is put in the piggy bank.
But it doesn’t matter, because with him
Experience accumulates, and your smile
Makes this whole world good!

We wish you a happy birthday!
We wish you health to the top,
Smiles, joy and fun to you
Our dear pensioner!

Gentle hands, affectionate look,
Everything is the same as before, years ago.
Pensioner, but still young,
Beautiful, wise and so kind.

Today is your name day,
Here all the relatives and friends have gathered,
We wish the ocean happiness,
A sea of ​​health and love like a hurricane.

Looking at you, we understand clearly:
Women have no ages!
That's why we are on this wonderful day
We want to tell you a lot kind words:
Let your wisdom, your convictions
And your experience will be an example to everyone!
Let me congratulate you on your birthday!
And let there be no problems!

Today is your birthday -
Fifty-five cool years
They brought you congratulations as a gift
And beautiful festive bouquet.

Pink roses- joys and tears,
Yellow mimosas - retirement has arrived.
White gladiolus - you walk boldly,
The song of the wildflowers did not pass.

Let the chestnuts bloom! Let the fanfare sound!
And the crops in the field will joyfully sprout.
So what if age is not old age?
May the rest of your years pass happily!

They say there's a time to throw away stones
And there is time to collect them.
Now you can be with us more often,
Give us more time.
Remake everything that you dreamed of in life,
Yes, with work, how can I have time?
On your birthday we wish you optimism
And also - never get sick!
Author: Natalia Sukhomlin