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Short funny birthday greetings. Short funny birthday greetings

When planning to send short funny birthday greetings to a friend, first think about his character. Many birthday people perceive humorous phrases and wishes differently. If you know your friend and his sense of humor well, then take a look at our collection of short and funny congratulations. If you are not entirely sure that he will like the idea of congratulating the hero of the occasion in a comic manner, just prepare him a real “masculine” gift for his birthday. The holiday will be a success in any case and will be remembered by each of the guests for its cheerful atmosphere for a long time.

Not a deer or a seal -
Very cool birthday boy,
It's a mystery what kind of animal it is
Did he break into our door for the holiday?
This is our nice man
It's like he stepped out of a painting
I congratulate you
I wish you lovingly
And success and good luck,
Lots of money to boot!

So that you don't get carried away,
And I didn’t bury myself in the sand,
To make it very cool,
And everything was always passionate!
I wish you on your birthday
You have a lot of inspiration
I wish you a lot of joy,
And Venetian sweets,
I wish you steep shores,
And so that everything would be without shackles.

I dream of telling you
So many beautiful, bright words,
I dream of knowing everything in the world,
And give you gifts instantly!
I want you not to get sick in the future,
And I haven’t been sick at all in my life,
I didn’t drink, although I can on holidays,
To you, dreamy prankster.
I wish you all the best,
And a lot, a lot of pennies!

I congratulate you out loud,
So that your strong hair,
So that you don’t sit down, you don’t get sick,
And so over the years I was able to do everything.
To help your family,
Didn't live alone, wore denim
May you always succeed
Well, let him dream more!

Such bright moments
A moment of inspiration awaits here.
Today we congratulate the birthday boy,
We will send him congratulations,
Well, gifts are not socks,
After all, we are very close to him here.
Don't be a prude, be generous
May your path be illuminated!

No ships
We haven’t walked this path,
But your ship won't drop anchor,
He will push back the curtain of happiness!
And it will continue to sail nicely,
And everyone will love you
Don't drink a lot of vodka
Eat some herring.

Living a great, awesome life
Unreal, incomparable,
Amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Tasty, spicy, bright, passionate,
Intoxicating, amazing
With adoration, with inspiration
I wish you on your birthday!

Today is your birthday!
You can get drunk "into the pig"
Play around without looking back,
You can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.

Have fun, walk, dance,
Take your breath away,
Send everyone into culture shock!
And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!

I wish you happiness in your personal life,
Even if I'm not Winnie the Pooh.
May luck be near you
And compliments are soothing to the ear.

I wish you joy, health,
Income, loyal friends.
Always look forward with a smile
Go through life more cheerfully!

Happy birthday!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Let the money suitcase
Will fall at your feet.

Think ahead
So that all life is like sweet cake —
So be happy and dream
And don't forget to love!

Happy Birthday
And I wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, fun,
Lives for many years...

Let the cuckoo not crow
She's a stupid fool.
The main thing is not to panic,
Listen to the nightingale's trills...

I wish on your birthday
Lots and lots of pleasure.
Salary is always in dollars,
To row it with a shovel!

House and yacht in Hawaii,
To make life seem like paradise,
Travel, and friends -
Presidents, kings!

I wish you a bright life
So that there is no place for parking,
So that you can have a rest on the ocean,
The car is cooler than a Ferrari.

So that it bursts with joy,
Health increased strength.
Let a wise life lesson
The island will give you happiness.

Let your eyes sparkle with happiness
On your birthday and always,
Health - eternal wealth,
Let the soul be young.

I wish you, I urge you,
So that all your dreams come true,
You, getting a buzz from life,
Smile tenderly on your holiday!

Congratulations on your birthday!
Let everything turn out the way you want.
I wish you fulfillment
The most incredible dream.

In general, endless happiness to you!
There is only one thing I would like to say:
Let there be no such thing as nothing...
There was simply nothing to wish for.

Happy birthday
And we want to wish
To make life seem like paradise,
Don't bother and don't get bored.

Let all the best come true
May trouble not visit you
And any foreign
Let him tremble with envy!

Congratulations, hugs
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts -
Let all plans be without flaw,
And things are all good!

Let the neighbors have no surprises,
And the boss is simple and sweet!
So that even the TV
He only talked about light things!

Happy Valentine's Day!
A sea of happiness and victories,
I wish on your birthday
Magic, love, sweets!

Let your hopes come true
And the income will become more noticeable,
Ten times larger than before -
You'll be lucky!

Happy birthday! Good luck,
Money! Well, how could it be otherwise?
Friendship, happiness and love.
Here is your star, catch it!

So that the authorities respect
Let evil pass by
To have enough strength for everything,
May the lighthouse shine in the night!

So that friends more than once
On this day they shouted: “Cool!”

On your birthday now
I give you this order:
The lottery is the age of luck,
And don't know the word "doctor".

And a wad of money from work,
So that there is enough for a nest egg.
Half on the side
And to the nearest zucchini!

Happy Birthday!
Let life be more fun
Let your imagination run wild
Brighter, happier, faster...

With faith in miracles along the way
Step towards luck
May there be a lot of success -
Let the envious cry!

I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
WITH happy holiday Birthday!
I'm sending a lot of happiness
Along with this congratulations!

Lots of sunshine and light for you,
A big arc of the rainbow,
Peace, joy, fun,
And a horseshoe according to Feng Shui!>

Happy birthday, love,
Make your dreams come true
Be surprised, don’t know troubles,
Never be discouraged!

Happy birthday,
I wish you happiness and profit.
The house is beautiful and cozy,
Where relatives are always waiting.

Let your cherished dreams
Yours always come true
Only happiness and goodness
Let your house be filled.

Let your dreams come true
What will you wish for today?
Blowing out a lot of candles on the cake.
And I wish you warm meetings,
Health, optimism, strength,
And so that peace reigns in the soul.

There is so much I want to say:
I wish you health and happiness,
Not knowing losses and not knowing troubles,
And live long, don’t lose heart,
Multiply your victories,
Don't forget true friends.

May every day bring good luck
And joy will fill your life.
May fate give you happiness in addition
And all wishes will be fulfilled.

Honey, happy birthday! Love to the point of dizziness!

Happy Birthday! Bright life
Full of joyful surprises!
Will be the best of gifts
Let the love of family and friends.

I wish you plenty of happiness and good luck,
And only this way, and not otherwise!
Stay young, beautiful,
Elegant, sweet and loved.
Live to be a hundred years old,
All the worries are driven away,
And let the green light burn
On yours sunny road! ^36v

We wish you joy and happiness,
There is no reason to be sad.
And in perfect health, of course,
Live to see your great-grandchildren's wedding! ^30v

Congratulations on your day and send my very best best regards! Remain charming, attractive, beautiful, kind, generous! May health, success and love always accompany you! I hug you tightly!
^49v

Let surprises delight you
Gifts and flowers,
And they are fulfilled sweetly
All plans and dreams!
Let every day come
To give joy!
And more often there will be a reason
Be the happiest! ^46v

I wish you comfort, joy, love and health! Cheer up! And of course, grandiose, simply the most mind-blowing happiness! ^39v - Short congratulations happy birthday to woman

Happy wonderful birthday,
Fun, mood,
So that everything is fine,
Live optimistically.
Let there be a fairy tale in life,
And affection from loved ones.

Happy birthday, I hasten to congratulate you,
I want to wish you well,
So that happiness is always nearby,
May your health last for years!

I wish you human happiness,
I wish you a sea of light and warmth,
Let everything in life be like in a fairy tale,
Happy wonderful birthday to you.

Happy Birthday!
May good luck come to you
All dreams come true
Wishes come true.

Let life be filled with bright colors,
I wish to draw some inspiration from her,
The moments will always be only beautiful,
Good luck and health to you. Happy Birthday!

Let him give you a birthday
Happiness, joy, beauty,
Many joyful moments
And a wonderful dream.

More sunny days, more clear weather,
Loyal friends nearby, a sea of happiness in the family!
Let grievances pass, let adversity not touch you,
Let life be easy, as if in a fairytale dream!

I wish you happiness on your birthday,
Always live brightly and beautifully,
Good, colorful mood,
And a lot of positive things!

Congratulations
On your birthday,
My wishes for goodness and love,
Good luck to you, great achievements
And the fulfillment of a cherished dream.

I wish you to shine with joy,
Have fun on your birthday
And don’t be sad on weekdays either,
And live happily and long!

Let the cake be the most delicious,
Every gift is the best,
And life is beautiful and bright.
Happy birthday! Hooray!

Happy birthday!
Let peace live in your soul,
Let there be fun in the house
Mixed with kindness!

Let the house be full of happiness
In which you live!
Let the path be clean and clear
Which way are you going?
Let your companion
Luck will be forever!
And life will light the way
Happy Star! ^37v

I wish you everything - very much,
Better health, simple happiness.
So that family and friends are healthy,
So that all dreams are the purest.
May the sun smile on you from the bottom of my heart
And everything you want will come true, of course! ^37v

We wish you happiness in life,
Luck was a faithful companion,
And so that you are always on the road of life
There was plenty of sun and warmth! ^39v

May your birthday be bright!
Will give the warmth of heartfelt words,
Smile, kindness and congratulations,
And the enchanting aroma of flowers! ^31v

I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday! Let everyone Your wish comes true without delay! Love to you, good luck, happiness - and not to know any problems in life! ^40v

I wish to succeed in everything in life
AND full house have everything
Maintain health and vigor
And live happily, don’t worry! ^35v

May the sun shine brighter on this day!
Flowers spread like a carpet under your feet!
We wish good health, happiness, laughter,
And everything that is called good! ^44v

Happy birthday and we sincerely wish you to remain cheerful, pretty, the youngest and most energetic! To grow younger year after year, not get sick, have plenty of happiness and joy! ^39v

May your heart not be empty! Let those feelings that brought us into this world burn throughout our lives! Love to you, health, happiness and good luck - and only this way and not otherwise! ^38v

This is what I propose, with an unexpected ending (after all, the birthday is in to a large extent one big joke):
We wish you not to know grief, and that there is a lot of happiness, and that you never get sick, and that you never grow old for a very long time. Oh, what else would you like to rub in?

More smiles, fun and laughter,
Life and youth in a warm heart,
Faith, hope, good luck to boot,
True friends and strong love!
Get the best of everything on this day!

I want to wish you to always stay a real woman, beautiful and graceful, a little mysterious and of course, happy!

May there always be loved ones around you, may there be peace in your soul, and may there always be warmth, comfort, happiness and joy in your heart!

I want to wish you
Carefree life
Parties, discos,
Awesome holidays
So that your rivals
They groaned and sighed
And men are out of love
They were losing their heads!

To wish you on your birthday
Give smiles and shine with happiness
Good luck wagon and bag of luck
I wish your wallet to be full
A good boss and friendly colleagues
Health to you and all your loved ones forever!

I wish there was plenty in my pocket,
Lemons and cabbage were blooming,
And smile from ear to ear,
A smile suits you so well!

I wish that life seems
A real fairy tale for you,
A bale of health, a bag of love
And a big box of money!

How important it is to manage everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife.
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today
And I’ll try to visit!

Be beautiful like Malvina
And how cute Cinderella is!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes!

Hello, my friend! Like an obsession
Your appearance is before me.
Let me congratulate you on your birthday
You today, my dear!
I finally decided at least a line
Send you at least a few words.
Well, that's all for now. Kisses on the cheek!
Be cheerful, happy and healthy!

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!

Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat - coat,
And your kitchen is a throne room,
In the corner there is caviar with balyk!
Let the queen enter with a knock,
And the servants bow to you,
There were so many drinks,
Sweet honey would flow down your mustache!

I wish you happiness and smiles,
Love, mutual understanding!
And fifteen goldfish,
May all your wishes come true!

I want to wish you on your birthday
Always remain blooming like this.
Smile more and don't be discouraged.
There is harmony in the soul, but not peace.

Let them do things for you,
Let them give gifts, attention, passion.
So that there is always enough money for purchases.
Work so that you enjoy it, and relax to your heart’s content.

Real love, so that your legs tremble,
And let your head spin with happiness.
In arms so that strong hands held.
But the main thing is to be healthy.

One wise old Georgian said:
-If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk.
-If you want to be happy for one week, get sick.
-If you want to be happy for one month, get married.
-If you want to be happy for one year, have a mistress.
-If you want to be happy all your life, be healthy, dear!

I wish you to get drunk on this day,
Get lost in your apartment.
I don’t recognize friends and family,
And you can't find your bed.

Happy birthday,
I wish you happiness and joy!
Pound of health, horseradish upright,
beer, vodka, snack!

So that you don’t forget your friends
and he also gave it with him.
All! Good to read
Isn't it time to pour!
Happy birthday!

With all my heart I wish:
So that the pug does not grow old,
So that your pussy doesn't hurt,
Let your tits stick out upward,
Guys, let them finish!

Don't take it, Lord, for drunkenness - take it for medicine.
We don’t drink, Lord, but we heal.
And not a teaspoon, but a tea glass.
And not every other day, but every day.
And not for the sake of drunkenness, but so as not to get out of the habit.
So go away devilry, stay pure alcohol,
Yes, do not harm the servant of God.

Everything will be great!
Everything will be great!
You're the coolest
and it's wonderful!

Chemist girls drink until they lose their reaction.
Female doctors drink until they lose their pulse.
So let's drink to the girls physicists,
who drink until they lose resistance!

You begin to lead a righteous life when there is no longer any strength or money left for a sinful one.

10 years of fun, laughter,
And a mountain of gifts awaits,
You are the best in the world.
Happy Birthday HURRAY.

For the health of those who still have it!

I wish you pure happiness,
With whom on the way.
Like a radiant sun,
Shine with a smile.
Happy Valentine's Day =)

If you send a fool for a bottle, he, the fool, will bring one.

The only time I answered that I wouldn't drink was when
I didn't understand the question.

There is nothing more hopeless than having fun according to plan.

I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
To enjoy once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And at dawn, early in the morning,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,

The more a Komsomol member drinks, the less the hooligan drinks!

There is nothing more sudden than love. It's an upset stomach.

You are 10 years old today!
There is no more beautiful date in life!
Let every day be like a birthday
Surprises and entertainment await!

My dear! Happy birthday!
To spite all the devils, I want you to always be lucky in everything!

I want to wish three Sh:
-Car noise in the garage,
-The rustle of money in the wallet,
- sweetheart whispers in your ear.
love, happiness, success.

Our village is huge: four sobering stations.

Beloved son-in-law, good one!
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you nice days,
And joy in everything!

Good health,
May peace reign in the family,
May you always live with love
And he didn’t bother anymore.

So that my wife respects me
The kids took care
Your mother-in-law wishes you
To be the navel of the whole earth.

My dear son-in-law, today is your birthday, which means that your mother-in-law will definitely congratulate you. I have many, many words that I would like to give to you today. You know that you are my favorite best son in law in the world! I wish you always and in everything to be the very best!

My dear son-in-law, dear!
Are you happy with me?
You're not mad at me
For all the past deeds?
Happy Birthday,
I wish you luck!

Dear, beloved son-in-law!
What can I wish for you?
Joy, warmth, good luck,
Happy birthday, dear son-in-law!
Take care of your wife
Otherwise I'll kill you!

Today is my son-in-law's birthday!
AND positive aspects he has a lot!
He is kind, honest and smart,
Always sincere, strong!

I wish, dear,
So that not a single foot in grief
You never did!
And he didn’t hurt my daughter!

I wish you to live
There are still many years left!
So that life would be like a dream!
So that the plot is bright.

I want to thank the Lord for giving my daughter a wonderful husband! You are kind, caring, hardworking! Loving and beloved husband and father! My daughter has found true happiness next to you! Be the same as you always are now! Happy birthday!

The relationship between mother-in-law and son-in-law is different! Some constantly quarrel, some maintain relationships only for the sake of their daughter, some do not support at all! But I proudly tell everyone that I have a golden son-in-law! Happy birthday my golden one!

Oh, my beloved son-in-law,
Happy birthday from the bottom of my heart
I wanted to congratulate you
Mother-in-law is in a hurry to see you.

I love you all the time
You're like my son
Eat a lot of butter with your porridge,
Don't lie on your right side

Birthday to celebrate
From the heart and more cheerfully,
I'll dance a rumba for you,
I'll sing the song soon.

My dear son-in-law,
You are like my own son.
Happy Birthday!
All wishes come true!
May honor come to you
And today you will be lucky.

I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.

I wish you all the most beautiful things,
Happiest:
Health - chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is endless,
Youth is eternal,
Smiles - strawberry!
And life will be easier.

We wish you health, a cheerful gait,
More herring, port wine and vodka,
And life and youth in a warm heart,
And we want a sultry chick to boot.

I wish you have everything in life.
. AND THE EXPECTED ADVANTAGES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES!

May you always have cash
What you spend it on is a personal matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha,
And then you can treat your friends for change!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servants,
Your own yacht!
In the center is a personal apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!

Happy birthday, or what?
Happy holiday of the soul!
But don’t rush to grow up yet.
Be a diligent daughter
Make your mother happy more often.
Well, that's all, in short!
In general, don’t get sick!

I wish you health, success and prosperity!
And let the money stick to your palms and heels!
I wish you good luck and true friends
Great happiness and sunny days!

I wish on your birthday
It's cool for you to take a walk.
Just head in the morning
It would be better not to lose.

Remember everyone who is for health
I raised my glass, my friend,

If your loved one or just a friend’s birthday is coming up, then you need to carefully prepare for it. First of all, you need to choose a gift. What it will be depends only on you. You should know the birthday person well enough, so imagine what he would like to receive on his birthday. If in doubt, ask the relatives of the hero of the occasion. They will definitely be able to help you. Don’t forget to add to your gift for a woman beautiful bouquet flowers, and the man - a bottle of good cognac. In addition to the gift, you will also need a happy birthday greeting that is fun and memorable. You have a chance to show your creativity and sense of humor. Come up with beautiful congratulations in prose or poetry. First of all, the birthday person should like it, so take into account his tastes, sense of humor and other characteristics. You want to congratulate the person, not to amuse others.

Always both sad and pleasant
Celebrate your birthday:
Years go by forever,
Just have time to count them.
But time seems to flow
Nothing can hold you back.
Today is your birthday
We want to wish you happiness,
Good luck, joy, success,
To be healthy, not to know troubles,
Obstacles in life and obstacles
Easy and quick to remove,
More laughter, less sadness -
And never lose heart.

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
WOW! - not nonsense,
CAN'T BE! - it's real,
FUCK IT! - let it be virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED! - it wasn’t enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you
On your birthday
Health, success,
Good luck and luck,
Easy roads,
Happy returns,
My most desirable
And the most beautiful!

The clock is knocking, another year has passed,
The fallen pages of the calendar rustle,
Let the best that was not go away
And let the worst never happen again!

An old legend says:
When was a person born?
The star in the sky will light up,
To shine for him forever.
So let it shine for you
By at least up to a hundred years old
And happiness guards your home
And joy will always be in him.
Let everything be wonderful in life,
Without grief and adversity,
Let everything be light and clear
For many, many years to come!

We wish you laughter with all our hearts,
Fun, joy, success,
Don't be sick, don't be sad,
Eat normally, sleep soundly,
Never worry
Don't get angry, don't swear,
Be healthy, smile!
Let your life flow like a river
Among the rocky shores
And may they always live with you
Hope, faith and love!

I wish you to be happy!
Bloom more magnificently than any roses!
The road to happiness is hasty
Pass without grief and without tears!
I wish you happiness, songs, laughter!
More joy, more success.
I wish you to live a hundred years,
Without knowing grief, tears and troubles!

May your life go peacefully.
Live without knowing sorrow and troubles
And may your health be strong
For many many, many years.

Stop, years, for a moment,
Take your time! Time, don't rush!
Love and happiness, eternal bloom
I sincerely wish, from the bottom of my heart!

May this day be beautiful, clear,
May happiness never pass you by.
Let the mood be wonderful
May your wishes always come true

When planning to send short funny birthday greetings to a friend, think first about his character. Many birthday people perceive humorous phrases and wishes differently. If you know your friend well and his sense of humor, then pay attention to our collection of short and funny congratulations. If you are not entirely sure that he will like the idea of congratulating the hero of the occasion in a comic manner, just prepare him a real “masculine” gift for his birthday. The holiday will be a success in any case and will be remembered by each of the guests for its cheerful atmosphere for a long time.

Not a deer or a seal -
Very cool birthday boy
It's a mystery what kind of animal it is
Did he break into our door for the holiday?
This is our nice man
It's like he stepped out of a painting
I congratulate you
I wish you lovingly
And success and good luck,
Lots of money to boot!

I congratulate you out loud,
So that your strong hair does not thin out,
So that you don’t sit down, you don’t get sick,
And so over the years I was able to do everything.
To help your family,
Didn't live alone, wore denim
May you always succeed
Well, let him dream more!

Today is your birthday!
You can get drunk "into the pig"
Play around without looking back,
You can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.

Have fun, walk, dance,
Take your breath away,
Send everyone into culture shock!
And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!

I wish you happiness in your personal life,
Even if I'm not Winnie the Pooh.
May luck be near you
And compliments are soothing to the ear.

I wish you joy, health,
Income, loyal friends.
Always look forward with a smile
Go through life more cheerfully!

Happy birthday!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Let the money suitcase
Will fall at your feet.

Think ahead
So that all life is like a sweet cake -
So be happy and dream
And don't forget to love!