I have the best friends and brother. Photo Comments

What do we usually display in the status? Something personal, intimate, touching all the strings of our soul. Therefore, it is so often possible to meet statuses dedicated to close people, for example, a brother.

For many girls, a brother is the first assistant and adviser, the best friend who will support in any situation. And, importantly, it will help to understand relationships with the opposite sex. You can ask your brother those very “uncomfortable” questions that you are embarrassed to ask your boyfriend. Brother can give useful advice, look at the situation male eye, he will tell you where you made a mistake and misbehaved. In gratitude, you can put a few warm lines in the status that will warm your brother's heart and clearly show how dear he is to you.

Similar statuses written by men have a slightly different shade. They are simple and sincere, laconic and precise, like a toast uttered in a purely male company. Behind these sometimes mean lines lies gratitude for the first friendship in life, for fraternal support and understanding. Brotherly love does not manifest itself as brightly and noisily as sisterly love, but this by no means means that it is less strong. Statuses addressed to a brother are a great way to express your kindred feelings. These lines will not leave indifferent either the "hero of the occasion" or your friends.

We are selling original scripts holidays at low prices from 99 rubles. In our online store you will find complete holiday SHOW programs and mini-sketches, or competitions that can diversify a large scenario.

The most popular sections of our store:

  • New Year- scenarios New Year corporate parties and performances for children, as well as short sketches and musical fairy tales-alterations by roles. Special attention we devote to the preparation of scenarios with symbols of the year according to Eastern calendar. For example, 2020 will be the year of the White Metal Rat. And we are already preparing a lot of shows for adults, with the release of the Mouse and farewell to the Pig. For children, we compose interactive New Year's theatrical performances with the participation of Mice and Rats. For example: "About Shapoklyak and Rat Lariska". Our materials can be used in the recreation center, at the Christmas tree, cafe, school, at work in the office, in home environment. New on our website - New Year's quests for an exciting gift search.

  • Anniversaries and birthdays - perhaps the largest section of our site. Here we have compiled a collection of detailed celebration scenarios for anniversaries, as well as comic dramatizations in verse and prose for congratulations from guests with and without dressing up. Among the scenes there are from one person and several, from colleagues, relatives, children, friends. Also for the hero of the day we write ditties and congratulations to order.

  • wedding is very bright event in life, so preparation wedding celebration should pass through a beautiful and original plan. We write long entertainment programs with congratulations for the newlyweds, joke scenes from the guests, humorous tales of love by roles, and we also remake the lyrics to the motives you have chosen. Such a program turns out to be original, unique, and if the script is written to order, then it is also very individual.

  • March 8 is the day when men congratulate women with funny scenes and prepare a corporate party according to our scenarios, including various jokes, dressing up, funny parodies, jokes, gentle romantic poems for ladies. Get fresh material from us and surprise your fair sex colleagues!

  • February 23 - page with scripts for strong half humanity - our dear men, in connection with the Defender of the Fatherland Day. To help the facilitators are offered fresh humorous scenes, full corporate programs with cool numbers.

  • May 9 - soulful concerts for schoolchildren and adults on Victory Day. On the occasion of the 74th anniversary of Great Victory thematic programs to congratulate veterans, performances for adults and children, containing fresh poems touching to tears by contemporary authors, mini-performances, the best and rare songs of the war years.

  • graduation and last call- the favorite category of our visitors involved in the preparation of graduation solemn events in schools and kindergartens. We offer not only detailed scenarios, but also comic mini-sketches, cool songs-alterations on modern motifs, for example: Svetlana Loboda (Superstar) and Tim Belorussky (Forget-Me-Not) - break all records in popularity.

  • September 1 - a section with festive performances for the day of knowledge, for the opening of the solemn line, with congratulations and parting words for first graders, teachers and children of other classes. The section is filled with comic mini-sketches for school.

  • Mother's Day - a special catalog of scripts for performances, skits and congratulatory programs for our beloved mothers, dear grandmothers, to facilitate the fate of the presenters and save their time.

  • Teacher's Day - scripts with congratulations and sketches from students, nice words gratitude to teachers, respect and recognition of a great profession - a teacher!

  • Day of the Elderly - new programs for recreation centers, rural and urban leisure clubs, school theater, performances for preschool educational institutions, with wishes to grandparents good health, with soulful songs, comic scenes and ditties!
  • We also have scripts for other holidays: Valentine's Day, child protection, professional holidays(the day of the builder, trade, physician, driver, etc.). A wide variety of activities and plays for the school theater: for summer camp, on KVN, scripts sports events, on the day of health, on topics of traffic rules, healthy lifestyle, environmental protection.
    We did not ignore the preparation for Easter, Maslenitsa, the day of family, love, and fidelity, the day of Russia.

    To help the hosts of the holidays, we are developing ready scripts with a selection of music tracks that contain songs-alterations, skits and impromptu fairy tales, comic horoscopes, a variety of contests, games, quizzes with questions and answers. Especially such programs are popular in the New Year, for birthdays and anniversaries, at weddings.

    If you do not find a suitable script or sketch in our store, then do not rush to leave. We will definitely help you and write the material to order in short time. To contact us, you can use the feedback form on the website or write to email: ORDER@website.

    • Yesterday they brought my brother from the maternity hospital, he is so small... ALREADY STSUKO LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER...
    • Your brother is not always right, but he is always your brother!
    • I don't care what they say around! My younger brother ik says i'm the best and kids know they don't lie!
    • My brother hit me on the head a lot as a child - I grew up to be a blonde.
    • There are friends we call brothers, there are brothers we can never call friends...
    • And yet, it's cool when there is an older brother! -
    • I quarreled with a girl... I come home... I'm not in the mood... my younger brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: "Well, why didn't you give me something?" O_O...knows how to cheer up
    • - My brother solves crossword puzzles oO - What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.
    • I will give everything, if only my brother was happy.
    • Finally taught little brother flush after you! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!
    • And I have a brother. And as a child, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very hurt... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him...
    • And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, the bride is at least beautiful? - Not a terrible one, but he blows dust particles off her! - Fu, she's also dusty!
    • I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?
    • There is no dearer man than my brother!!!
    • It's so empty right now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he comes from the university.
    • It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother...
    • I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, pops a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this can’t solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”
    • As a child, she dreamed of an older brother, and looked after her younger brother.
    • I know perfect guy! I know his address and phone number! But the most important thing is that I can call him at any time and say: - "I love you." And he will answer: - "I am your sister too."
    • When my brother is at home, it is clear that he is at home. Rubbish and dirty dishes everywhere. And when I'm at home, it's audible that I'm at home!
    • Whoever touches his brother - I will fill up!
    • The little brother found pads from his mother, counted them and with a smart look told her: "You will have enough diapers until Wednesday"
    • My brother and I are like two drops alike, although the difference between us is three years!!!
    • As a child, my parents did not allow me to sit at the computer for a long time, my dad took the cable from the monitor to work. My brother and I bought a new one. They played in turn, one fired ancestors through the window, the second played, and the fan blew on the monitor so that it would not heat up, because. mom checked.
    • My 5-year-old brother said that when he grew up he would be president and buy me a Bentley. cool really;) now I'm waiting. . .
    • I will never leave my brother, because he is good!
    • How the younger brother infuriates me ... He is all the best.
    • My brother's brother is my brother! -

    Relationships are close to ideal. Quarrels, like marital squabbles; sincere conversations, as if with friends; rage like teenagers; touching guardianship is similar to the relationship of a protective brother and a caring sister.

    It annoys and infuriates when you are compared, asking about your brother or sister. A negative answer does not calm the curious, who consider you an insincere person who hides an apparent relationship.

    My brother is getting married. Is the bride pretty or what? “A ugly girl with crooked legs and no waist. He constantly blows dust off her! - Why is it dusty, not washed?

    Nastya: "Vasya, let's play hide and seek?" Seryozha, covering his eyes: “One, hide, two, three, four. The boys instantly hid in the corners as soon as possible.

    Best Status:
    Twenty-two years later, I found my diary, where my sister’s handwriting reads: “Mom reads innermost thoughts in the diary, learning our secrets.” Nearby is a postscript in the mother's hand: "This is not true."

    The opinion of strangers is violet to me and to the bulb. Little brother considers me a queen and a princess. Children are known to be naive and not trained to lie.

    Jealousy is a dear, blood sister of love and passion. The devil is the brother of the archangels.

    It saves from jealousy the fact when your boyfriend - brother closest friend.

    Troubles will fly into your head when, in the process of sorting out the relationship, you take her mobile phone out of the hands of your sister. A hurricane of emotions can demolish a tower.

    A friend can be compared to a brother or sister who was chosen independently.

    With the former as a brother and sister ... it turns out this is possible)

    I know the perfect guy! I know his address and phone number! But the most important thing is that I can call him at any time and say: “I love you.” And he will answer: - "I am your sister too."

    Congratulations! My brother was born at 16.14. Another great meaning of life has become more.

    There are friends we call brothers, there are brothers we can never call friends...

    And my sister was just born ... for the first time I roar with happiness ..)) and I don’t care, let this status be deleted ...

    A sister is the best friend you can't get rid of.

    even my little sister, when she saw his photo, said: yes, nature joked quite well ...

    Whoever touches his brother - I will fill up!

    And yet, it's cool when there is an older brother!

    All people are brothers! - Exactly! And they live as if they are dividing an inheritance among themselves.

    I will give everything, if only my brother was happy.

    The little brother found pads from his mother, counted them and with a smart look told her: “You will have enough diapers until Wednesday.”

    When my brother is at home, it is clear that he is at home. Rubbish and dirty dishes everywhere. And when I'm at home, it's audible that I'm at home!

    It's so empty right now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he comes from the university.

    I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, pops a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this can’t solve them. ”After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

    - you are brothers? No, twins. and what, twins, not brothers? - not always. we are sisters...

    Why do I have so many left-wing people in VKontakte friends? - I thought for a long time and deleted them, until I realized that I was sitting on my sister's page ...

    There is no rivalry in the family more acute than between sisters, and there is no friendship stronger than the friendship between adult sisters.

    By the way, my brother does karate! - Think! My sister is taking care of your brother!

    Dear, what is that sheep in the photo next to you??!?!? -Sister! -.. How cute =)))

    Dates are flashing - I feel fine, my brothers are with me, the truth is behind us ...

    It's so empty right now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he comes from the university.

    How the younger brother infuriates me ... He is all the best.

    And still you believe ... you believe ... in love ... my little sister ...

    The sisters hardly forgive each other the grievances experienced at the age of five.

    I will never leave my brother, because he is good!

    My 5-year-old brother said that when he grew up he would be president and buy me a Bentley. really cool;) now I'm waiting ...

    Finally taught my little brother to flush after himself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!

    All sorts of people are added to VK, for interest I ask my mother who they are: and she, “this is your uncle”, “your aunt”, “your sister”, “your brother” How many relatives do I have? O_o

    My brother got me already, sings all the time: - Sex and whiskey, Caribbean coke, boobs beckon, fresh radishes.

    My brother hit me on the head a lot as a child - I grew up to be a blonde.

    As a child, she dreamed of an older brother, and looked after her younger brother.

    It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother...

    Sister is going to swim, looks in the mirror. - Naaast, but what do you think, when I grow up, my prince will recognize me?

    There are friends we call brothers, there are brothers we can never call friends...

    And I don’t have a lot of friends .. there is only a sister and a brother whom I believe!

    My brother's brother is my brother! 🙂

    Whoever touches his brother - I will fill up!

    My sister is 4 years old, and she is already downloading games from the Internet, they have come!

    we are sitting with a friend. we say that we want to drink a martini with olives. then her 4-year-old sister runs in and says: okay, you will drink martini, and olives, what kind of garbage is this?)))

    Stole her from her sister Personal diary Let's say YES to slavery! :))

    Who has an older sister / brother and when you have a big fight with them, you say I won’t talk to you anymore and you start talking anyway :)

    Today I’m taking my brother to kindergarten and then he gives out: “Vika, just don’t tell anyone that you are my sister. And then I’m ashamed to walk with you without makeup. ” Lived up 😀

    Can you play the balalaika? -No. -And your brother? -Yes. -What "yes? - He can't either. 🙂

    I call a friend. Picks up his phone younger sister. - Hello, is Anton there? And Anton is pooping.

    The girls are standing on the sidelines. Nobody goes to dance, because they are in Dagestan and each of them is watched by a brother ...)

    – My brother solves crossword puzzles oO -What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

    - We are looking for Petrov Ivan Nikolaevich. So this is my twin brother. Can you describe the appearance?

    Yesterday they brought a brother from the hospital, he is so small ... AND ALREADY STSUKO LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER ...

    I don't give a fuck what they say around! My younger brother says that I am the best, and children, as you know, do not lie!

    – My brother solves crossword puzzles oO – What is so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

    My brother and I are like two drops alike, although the difference between us is three years!!!

    Only my sister can walk with a handbag from Gucci, IPhone 3gs and at the same time count 2g in a minibus. 25 kopecks 😀

    I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

    Statuses about brother - There is no dearer little man than my brother !!!

    Of the two sisters, one is always watching and the other is dancing.

    My three-year-old sister once said, "I love to poop - it makes me feel better." Try to disagree.

    Sister (6 years old) says to me, with a serious look: I am my mother's daughter, grandmother's granddaughter, grandfather's fidget and your little one. :DD

    I had a fight with a girl… I come home… I’m not in the mood… my younger brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: “Well, didn’t you give something?” O_O...knows how to cheer up

    The younger brother accidentally discovered pads from his mother, and since he learned to count, he issued a summary: “With diapers - order, enough until Wednesday!”

    When I was little and offended by my brother, I cried, and he laughed and called me a roar. Now I am grateful to him, he taught me to be strong and hide tears.

    I am familiar with the perfect man! I have his coordinates, phone number! It’s nice to realize that at any moment you can contact him and exhale in one breath: “I love you” and hear in response: “Me too, sister.”

    Younger brother - a good student, learned to flush after himself! Quite a bit and will save electricity by turning off the light behind you!

    My brother is into crossword puzzles.
    - What are you talking about? And what's so amazing about that?
    - And the fact that he solves them not in the “library”, without creating a queue in the family toilet.

    Best Status:
    The good news is that my brother is getting married. Question:
    Is the bride beautiful?
    Quite the opposite, but he blows dust off her.
    - FI! So it's still dusty!

    In line at the supermarket checkout, you need to pay for pads, brother: “I also want this so that I can sleep soundly at night and not sit in bed, otherwise I’m too lazy to wake up.” The queue was crying with laughter.

    I really don't care what they say about me. I am the best and most beautiful, so my brother says, and there is no reason not to believe him, you will not deceive children!

    A true friend to the question will you go for a walk? He will answer: “Of course, brother!”

    I’m sitting at the computer, my father comes up to me and says in a whisper: “Why are you scattering your things?” And holds out a condom. Me: "It's not mine!" After that, my younger brother comes up to me: “Did you happen to find a prezik here?” (My brother is 12 years old, I'm in shock).

    I love my older brother, although we see each other very rarely. But I understand that I could spend my whole life holding his hand.

    I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, pops a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this can’t solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “And so?”.

    Well, understand, he is my brother, why be jealous of him?

    The little brother found pads from his mother, counted them and with a smart look told her: “You will have enough diapers until Wednesday.”

    I love my brother. :* Oh, how lucky his future girlfriend is. 🙂

    - you are brothers? No, twins. and what, twins, not brothers? - not always. we are sisters...

    I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, pops a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this can’t solve them.” After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

    Sitting with my younger brother watching a movie. There, a guy and a girl begin to kiss, the brother sits in shock and asks: “Why does he eat it?”

    With a joyful cry, “Look what sweets Nastya bought me!!!” my younger brother snatched brand new condoms from my bag and ran to his parents.

    My brother and I are like two drops alike, although the difference between us is three years!!!

    How I want to hear again: “I love you, sunshine. Sweet dreams!" Damn... Well, when will my brother come again...

    I listened to a song about my brother and burst into tears again ... And now I’m writing here because I can’t tell you how much I love you ... After all, you haven’t been with us for a whole year and a half ... But I still cry and still love ...

    And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, is the bride at least beautiful? - Not very scary, but he blows dust off her! - Fu, she's also dusty!

    I’m sitting upset, my little brother comes up, pops a candy, I tell him: “Dima, I have adult problems and this can’t solve them. ”After 5 minutes, he comes with a bottle of martini and asks: “So?”

    Here we live with my brother soul to soul, a fist to the eye, a heel to the forehead.

    Oh, I remember how my little brother I went under the table ... And then I cleaned it!

    God, how I love my older brother!

    I’m standing with my little brother at the checkout in the supermarket with pads, he told me: “This is so as not to hiccup at night, right? Can you buy me too? Too lazy to get up at night.” The whole line was roaring.

    I have the coolest brother in the world ... We talked heart to heart. He is 11 years older than me - a cousin ... In general, he told life, showed where you don’t need to be stupid, I adore him, this is his heart.

    – My brother solves crossword puzzles oO – What is so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

    Do I love my brother?

    Statuses about brother - There is no dearer little man than my brother !!!

    When my brother is at home, it is clear that he is at home. Rubbish and dirty dishes everywhere. And when I'm at home, it's audible that I'm at home!

    We are driving in a car with my brother, I ask him a question: “And who am I to you?” He: “You understand, you are like a splinter! It hurts and is uncomfortable, but I don’t want to pull it out!”

    And I have a brother. And as a child, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very hurt... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him...

    There is no dearer man than my brother!!!

    Yesterday they brought a brother from the hospital, he is so small ... AND ALREADY STSUKO LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER ...

    I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

    It's cool when I go with my brother, who is 10 years older than me, and they take him not even for a guy, but for dad! Either I look like a juvenile, or he is fucking preserved ...

    – My brother solves crossword puzzles oO -What's so strange about that? - The fact that he does not solve them in the toilet.

    Your brother is not always right, but he is always your brother!

    I had a fight with a girl… I come home… I’m not in the mood… my younger brother (6 years old) comes up and asks: “Well, didn’t you give something?” O_O...knows how to cheer up

    This morning, my brother and I wanted to go to McDonald's, so I skipped the institute, he did work, and then we went to the circus. I'm 20, he's 28, I love him)

    How the younger brother infuriates me ... He is all the best.

    Yesterday it was so bad, I went up to my older brother, just hugged him ... And he whispered in his ear: “I love you” ... How touching it was, I already cried! Brothers, say this more often! We love you too!

    My brother's brother is my brother!

    It's good when your boyfriend is your best friend's brother...

    In 44 days my brother will come from the army. Updated 31 days ago, I'm having a blast.

    Whoever touches his brother - I will fill up!

    As a child, my parents did not allow me to sit at the computer for a long time, my dad took the cable from the monitor to work. My brother and I bought a new one. They played in turn, one fired ancestors through the window, the second played, and the fan blew on the monitor so that it would not heat up, because. mom checked.

    And yet, it's cool when there is an older brother!

    Always dreamed of an older brother.)

    When my brother was 5, he wanted to marry me, and now, when he is 9, he says that he will not take his eyes off my fiancé so that I am happy.

    My brother (4 years old) is bathing in the pool, and air got into his swimming trunks. He says: “Mom, it seems to me that the butt with the p * titty pouted” ...

    And yet, it's cool when there is an older brother!

    My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they have been dating for 2 months, he didn’t cheat on her, I’m happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he couldn’t live without her. I'm happy. They are together again.

    It’s very, very hard to wait for a loved one from the army… Even if it’s a brother…

    Finally taught my little brother to flush after himself! A little more and he will turn off the light behind him!

    My 5-year-old brother said that when he grew up he would be president and buy me a Bentley. cool really;) now I'm waiting. . .

    There is one guy, he is the best! This is my brother! Although he is still in the army, but I love him very much and miss him terribly, see you soon dear!

    PPC… survived. Teaching big brother to drive

    Lived ... My younger brother teaches me how to breed men for sex ...

    There are friends we call brothers, there are brothers we can never call friends...

    I will give everything, if only my brother was happy.

    And I have a brother. And as a child, when we quarreled and I started crying, he teased me with a roar, etc. Then I was very hurt... But I learned to hide my tears... Thanks to him...

    There are friends whom we call brothers, there are brothers whom we can never call friends...

    I love you very much - you were my best friend and the most amazing brother ... And I still regret that when you were alive, I never told you this. I hope now and almost every night you hear it ... I love ...

    My brother hit me on the head a lot as a child - I grew up to be a blonde.

    The younger brother burned out. 🙂 I tell him: “Misha, it’s not good to be greedy!” He: “Who is not well? I like." 🙂

    It's so empty right now. My brother left for the army. So lonely. And you sit and wait, out of habit, when he comes from the university.

    I'm wondering how my little brother (7 years old) knows what sex is?

    My brother is a womanizer, he always cheated on girls, and now he has another one, they have been dating for 2 months, he didn’t cheat on her, I’m happy for him, yesterday he left her, and he felt so bad, because he realized that he couldn’t live without her. I'm happy they are together again.

    Brother is taken to the army ... It's a shame. At first I cried, I know that it will come in a year and everything will be as before, but something terrible is happening in my soul.

    His brother said I'm better than his ex... Nice.)

    As a child, she dreamed of an older brother, and looked after her younger brother.

    Congratulations! My brother was born at 16.14. Another great meaning of life has become more.

    And my brother is getting married soon! - Well, is the bride even beautiful? -Not very scary, but he blows dust particles off her! - Fu, she's also dusty!

    I will never leave my brother, because he is good!

    I came to visit my cousin brother .. He is 6 years old .. We see each other once every half a year ... He tries to fill me up on the sofa .. I succumbed ... To which he said to me: Well, did you taste the heroic silushka ?! I love him...

    
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