The most interesting toasts of epics in prose. Husband's birthday toast

On our site you will find more than 500 original author's birthday toasts. More than 300 authors work especially for you, new birthday toasts appear daily, both in prose and in verse. We have already covered all the "newborns": friend and girlfriend, dad and mom, colleague and boss, etc. And we continue to replenish our database so that you can choose the best, most interesting and suitable birthday toast for your occasion.

Birthday toast

I want to tell this story:
"The pencil master made beautiful pencil I put my heart and soul into it. Before putting it in the box, he said:
“You must know five things. They are necessary to be the best. First, to do many useful and important things, you need to let Someone hold you in His hand and guide you. Second: time will grind you down, and this is very painful, but necessary. Third: everyone makes mistakes, the main thing is to understand and correct them. Fourth: the most important is inside. Fifth: you must leave a mark on yourself, regardless of the state and the surface on which you are used.
Let's wish our birthday man a happy birthday and drink to follow these simple but so important truths.

Birthday congratulations or toast

Listen to this parable:
“Once a man dreamed that he went to heaven, where he could look at hell and heaven. First he went to hell and saw a huge hall there, tables full of food and drinks. Unfortunate people sat at the tables, who could not eat, because they held very long spoons in their hands. Then he saw paradise, where there was also a large hall, tables full of food and drinks. There were also people sitting at the tables who could not eat, as the spoons were very long. But these people were happy.
The man was surprised and asked the angel why people are happy in heaven and unhappy in hell. The angel said, "In paradise they don't try to eat themselves, they feed each other!"
I want to raise my glass in order to congratulate our birthday man on his birthday and wish him more joyful moments in life, good luck and happiness. It all depends on your attitude to life, and in this regard, you are going in the right direction. Bon Voyage!

birthday toast

I wish you to harvest a generous harvest: health, good luck and love.
And to have everything in abundance. And only one was missing:
time to think about where it all comes from.

Birthday toast to friends

Girlfriend is not just close person who is ready to support you at any moment. It's something more:
P - will give tights of the right size;
O - really wants to invite you to the sale;
D - does little stupid things, like any real woman;
R - I'm glad every meeting with you;
U - you can always ask her for lipstick;
G - ready to get involved in any adventure;
Oh, and he just loves you.
So let's drink to the fact that in everyone's life there is such a person who could be considered the best friend!

birthday toast

I wish you seven colors of the rainbow: so that it shines over you
yellow sun and blue sky so you always have
orange mood and purple dreams to give you
red tulips and finally, so that in your life there will be
eternal summer, what's in green color dressed.
Happy birthday!

Birthday toast

They say that once upon a time people did not grow old, but at the same time, they never changed and could not fully understand what happiness is, what love is, what friendship is. And one day they were given the choice to know all this, but in return time became powerful over them, they were scared, but they decided to take a chance and did not lose! After all, without time, we would not know true love, true friendship and true happiness! So let's drink on your birthday, for the time that you lived, and for all the good that it gave you!

My dear friend, today is your birthday, and at this table gathered great company those people who are dear to you and to whom you are dear! So let's drink to the fact that we gather as often as possible and only on joyful occasions! And, of course, let's drink to the birthday girl! May your beauty bloom from year to year, and inner world it just keeps getting better too!

Mom's Birthday Toast

Walking the slopes of life
I'm often afraid to break
Therefore, mother, dear,
I'm holding on to your hand...
My sweet angel, you shine
In my life, like a star in the sky ...
Roads passing all over the world,
I always come back to you!
For the best mom
You are the only one in the world!
For your happiness, dear
I drink the glass to the bottom!

You are worthy of praise and kind words,
Today it is a good occasion to say them.
You brought us together festive table,
We drink to keep you forever young
So that the years multiply your power,
So that the experience becomes wiser, but not spoiled.
Be happy, be ready to help your friends,
Be honest, be healthy and be free!

Birthday toast

One day, a company like ours gathered at the festive table to celebrate someone's birthday. They sit, drink, have a snack, tell table stories, someone has already begun to sing songs, when suddenly one guest gets up, knocks on a glass with a knife and says: “Dear guests! Dear birthday boy! We all love you very much and once again want to congratulate you on your birthday. I want everyone to stand up and unanimously congratulate you on the holiday, and at the same time look who sat on my plate, which the hostess put on a chair during the change of dishes! Dear guests! Let's fill our glasses and drink for our birthday boy and for everyone present in any company to feel at ease!

Birthday toast to girlfriend

I want to drink to the beautiful and smart girl, congratulate her on her birthday and thank fate that she once brought us together and for so many years we have been the closest and best friends. I appreciate you for your cheerful disposition, joyful outlook on life, lack of excessive seriousness. And let some believe that when a person is not serious, this hinders him in many ways. Actually, it is. These words of a famous person I address to you: "Only the mentally ill take each other quite seriously."

Original birthday toast

If you wish someone happiness on their birthday, then the same as a light bulb. Why? It shines brightly, burns forever, and the most important thing in happiness is that there must be a generator nearby! Let's drink to those "energy people" who are responsible for the regular inclusion of happiness!

Birthday toast

I want to raise a glass, I'm standing
So that the world is full of happiness and peace,
And I say my wish
Beauty, let's drink to her!
Let life strike with luck
Your dreams know no bounds
Love always makes the heart happy
And friendship will be true without end!
I want to wish a beautiful woman a happy birthday! You are beautiful and young, delighting us with your excellent mood and cheerful outlook on life! We wish you all the very best!

CEO birthday toast

Once an old man in the blue sea caught a goldfish with a net. She said that she would grant the old man's three wishes. And so he thought and thought, and thought of the first: so that the whole sea would become from vodka. The old man drinks - he is not overjoyed. And the fish wheezes: “guess, old man, let go, or I’ll suffocate.” The old man thought hard, and wished that the river would also become pure vodka. Wish fulfilled! The old man drinks - he is not overjoyed. And the fish was already almost dead, barely whispered: “guess and let go!” The old man scratched his head - he couldn't think of anything. "Ah, God bless you, give me half a liter, nothing else is needed." Let's drink to the fact that every birthday you make only real wishes and fulfill them better than gold fish!

Birthday toast

For your birthday, I want to tell you a toast,
In fact, it is unpretentious and simple!
Wish a lot today and everything
And I want to wish you only one!
May good luck be with you
And you will become much richer!
May they surround you with great warmth,
Treat with great heart!
I wish you much more health
And the children will help you in everything!
But, in general, I wish you happiness in life,
And I will ask everyone to drink to the bottom!

Birthday toast

Suddenly, a small sun appeared in the sky. All people looked at the sky and were amazed at its beauty and joyfully stretched their palms to its rays. It was you who was born, a beautiful, extraordinary, sweet woman. The sun was getting brighter, and everyone rejoiced and admired it. So let's drink to you, our sun, which shines more and more every day!

Birthday toast for a young girl

How beautiful you are, young
How much happiness awaits you!!!
I drink to always
You are moving forward with a firm step!
So that only fabulous success
Accompanied you along the way!
Please raise your glasses everyone
And drain my glass!!!

Oriental toast for birthday

May your days be as bright as the silks of oriental beauties,
Let your table be full of food, like a padishah's dinner.
Let the nights be fabulous, like the words that have flown from the lips of Scheherazade.
Let your house become a palace, the pond will dissolve into the sea, and the beds will be overgrown with palm trees.
Let's drink to the fact that imagination always rescued you in Hard time!!!

girlfriend's birthday toast

We have known you since childhood, my friend,
In adversity, they always helped each other,
Both joy and sorrow shared all the time,
AND strong friendship kept for years!
So let's drink today, on your birthday,
Behind best girl, without a doubt!
For joy, success, for good luck in business,
So that you firmly hold happiness in your hands !!!
Let's drink to make wishes come true
And everything worked out without problems!

Birthday toast to a friend

There is not much happiness
As much as you wish.
We all miss him.
So raise your glasses!
We drink so that there is a lot of happiness,
and love over the edge,
And earthly good to you,
Just drink to the bottom!

Birthday toast to a friend

Once a man asked God to give him the meaning of life, and then he gave him love. And the man got what he wanted and became happy, but one day the love passed, and the man felt very bad, then God gave the man a friend who could support him. After all, this is the main quality of a true friend, to be with you when you feel bad! And it is for such a friend that I want to drink, and wish him only good luck in life!

Birthday toast for a man

Listen to this story:
“One day a peasant came to the barbershop. While he was waiting for his turn, he heard the master praise his fellow villagers: “In this village, everyone is so brave and courageous that they even shave dry.” The peasant decided to do the same. But after a few minutes he became unbearable. Then he says: “Oh, but I live from the very edge, so I can use soap!”
Happy birthday, our dear birthday boy! Let's drink to a strong and courageous man who can find a way out of any situation.

Birthday toast to a man

Everyone knows that up to a year each future man sleeps with a pacifier. From a year to six, his dream guards Teddy bear. From the age of six to twelve, every boy dreams of a book. From twelve to sixteen - thinks about his dream. From sixteen to twenty-five he sleeps with a girlfriend, from twenty-five to forty - with his wife, from forty to fifty-five - with his mistress, from fifty-five to sixty-five - with hope. When he turns sixty-five, a closed window becomes his companion. Let's drink for this birthday and wish our birthday boy that his window was always open!

Birthday toast

One a famous person said the following phrase: “People are what they should be and can be. They should no more than they can. And if to be able means to be in reality, then what they are not, they are not able to be.
Let's wish our birthday boy a happy birthday! I want to drink to keep him the way he is! Each person has the right to individuality and uniqueness, to mistakes and shortcomings. However, our love is not getting smaller or weaker! Let's love a person just like that, and not for something! So let's drink to seeing only the best in people

Birthday Toast to Husband

I want everyone in the world to know
That I tremblingly love my husband,
He may be bright,
And gloomy, like the sea at the time of storms.
But I am always calmly near, From various misfortunes, hardships or troubles,
May your house be filled only with joy and light!
We drink for you, be happier than everyone
Do not meet on the way any obstacles or obstacles !!!
Son, we raise our glasses to you -
So that happiness always accompanies you!

Birthday toast to a friend

No one knows how the first friends on earth appeared, perhaps one Neanderthal man helped another to drag the carcass of a dead dinosaur to the cave. And he invited him for tea for this, perhaps one neondertal gave another excellent cut skins of a spotted rhinoceros, and for this she gave her a necklace of saber-toothed fly teeth. History is silent from us, but I know exactly how our friendship began and I will never forget it, and now, on your birthday, I really want to wish you to have in my person the same friend that I have in your face!

Every person often goes to someone's birthday: friends, relatives, acquaintances, and everyone is faced with such a thing as a toast. Every birthday person wants to hear pleasant words in your address, but there are times when you do not know what to say. It is because of this problem that we decided to make this article, in which you will find birthday toasts already invented for you.

It has been time-tested that it is best to enter in the midst of fun funny congratulations, based on this, the article presents more than 80 funny and unusual toasts.

You can easily find a suitable one for yourself, because the article contains great amount toasts from all over the internet. We tried to select for you the most relevant and interesting, so that your words spoken to the hero of the occasion would remain in his memory for a long time.

Birthday toasts

Birthday - wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is only for you. Do not be sad that the years fly by unnoticed, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom gained. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positive, less sad things, a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bjoy, mountains of money, more funny moments and a huge amount of health. Let's raise our glasses to you!

Happy Birthday to You!
And in wonderful years
I wish you good luck
And goodness in addition!

Happiness, life without sorrow,
To surprise everyone around
There was money in the wallet
So that you are always lucky!

I wish that everything breaks at the birthday man: the table - from treats, the wallet - from dollars and euros, and the bed - from pleasure.

I propose to drink not easy for a birthday, but for the fact that there are many in your life pleasant moments, happy days and surprises. Do not stop rejoicing in the little things, because the little things, in fact, make up our mood. So that everything always works out for you, only the way you want it!

I wish you…

I wish you strength like a bull, wisdom like an owl, perseverance like a donkey, grace like a panther, grace like a gazelle, health like an elephant. Well, as much money as all this living creatures weigh.

Here comes your holiday.
And I want to wish
Many happy days, different,
To live - do not lose heart.

To make the house a full bowl,
Everyone who is dear was near,
So that friends call more often
And all the enemies - forgot.

Let health not fail
And spring sings in my soul!
Happy birthday, congratulations
For you I drink to the bottom!

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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! We wish you all that is included in this small but beautiful word- Happiness:
The sun is the brightest
Health - the strongest,
Smiles are the happiest
Love is the most faithful
Friendship - the most devoted.

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!

At the beginning of the celebration

Heed my word
Dear friends:
Today came to the table
We are completely in vain.

Will be famous a hundredfold
Hero of the occasion.
He will love this day.
I vouch for the words!

There is a legend in one mountain village: when a child is born, God kisses him. God will kiss the child on the mouth, and a magnificent orator will grow up. kiss in the hands, the master of all trades will grow up. So let's drink to the birthday boy, because even God himself does not know where he kissed him.

I wish you happiness personal, cash and non-cash!

What do you wish? Wealth? Good luck?
From life everyone wants their own ...
And we wish you just happiness,
So that it was a little, but everything! pozdravuha.ru

Birthday toasts in verse and prose

  • Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high, almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers together melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.

In ancient times

In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying. The second asked:

  • - Why are you crying?
  • The first one said:
  • -Wah! Such a guest, but there is nothing to treat!
  • So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!

Let there be less bitter minutes, salty jokes and sour smiles in our life! Let's drink for sweet moments - beautiful and melting in your mouth, like these wonderful cakes prepared by our wonderful hostess!

  • There lived a rich man and a poor man. The poor man had nothing to lose, and he had fun, walked, ate barbecue, drank vodka - in general, he had fun.
  • And the rich man didn’t eat, didn’t sleep, didn’t rest, but kept sitting and shaking over his gold. And then one day the rich man got tired of this situation. "
  • What is this, he thought, I am rich, I have a lot of money, and I cannot live normally. And then he decided to give all his gold to the poor.
  • And so, since then, the rich man began to live and have fun, but the poor man has changed. Now he stopped eating, drinking, resting - he began to shake over his gold.
  • So let's drink to ensure that neither money, nor fame, nor love prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.

Live live don't go field

“Life to live is not a field to cross” - says folk wisdom. I think, dear dad, you know this better than anyone else. You worked all your life for the good of the family, passed on your experience and knowledge to us; taught to be kind and fair; Don't give up when you face failure. Your life philosophy is extremely simple, but at the same time very wise: “Do not turn away from people, help, and then people will not turn away from you either.”
On your birthday, I wish you health, inexhaustible optimism, so that every day brings you only joy! For you, dad!

Once upon a time, God gave a man twenty-five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals for fifty years. The man was offended, but God decided so ... The man went to the animals so that they would give him part of their life. And so it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and then for the next twenty-five. years they laugh at him like a monkey.
So let's drink to the fact that N. lived at least another hundred years as a man! Happy birthday to you, dear!

Let this birthday be a holiday not only of memories and experience, but also of new ideas, dreams, hopes! After all, while a person dreams and hopes - he is alive, he is always young! Let's raise a glass to youth!

A Chinese philosopher once said: “A dream is not something that already exists, but also not something that cannot be. It's like on earth - there is no road, but people will pass, they will pave the way. So let's drink to the fact that the birthday boy paved his own unique road on earth - the road of his dreams!

My dear friend … ! I raise a glass so that you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

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Original toasts happy birthday

We sit at a table side by side, we drink, we wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!

Dear birthday man, I wish you health and mind on your birthday. No wonder they say: “If there was a mind, there would be a ruble. There will be no mind, there will be no ruble. And also happiness to you, joy and fulfillment of dreams!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would have luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

Today we will soar in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!

So let's drink to the fact that the hero of our occasion is not afraid to enter his own gates and never misses his chance!

In the East they say: the name of a girl should be like the radiance of a Star or the tenderness of a flower. And only at the age of 2 ... years I recognized the name in which I saw the radiance of a star and felt the aroma delicate flower. This name…

In one parable, described by Kafka, it is said about a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because severe guards stood in silence near them. The man thought that the warriors would not let him through. Time passed and the gate closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
- Eccentric, these gates were opened especially for you, and we were only supposed to let you through them.
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Cool birthday toasts

Behind this day there is a big date, and raising my glass higher, I wish you life sweeter than chocolate to make every day even happier!

Let sweet wine flow like a river on your birthday! So that special effects, like in a movie, cheer up!

On your birthday I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish - to feel the whole buzz in full!

I proclaimthis toast, on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch luck by the tail!

Happy birthday, let all the glasses be filled with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, dear for this holiday!

And your glass is full! I'll drain it to the core! Rumba on the table will perform, happy birthday! Hooray!

Cool Birthday Wishes

With a howl, I will voice a toast from the bottom of my heart: I want to drink so that you live, both in happiness and in love, not knowing grief and misfortune!

Let there be a car of health, let there be a million money! I raise my glass to you, that's it, the toast is over, now I'm drinking!

Dear birthday boy. My humble toast today is to your dreams, to your health, to your cultivation, and to your
resounding success!

I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter minutes in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments just like this wonderful birthday cake!

In the East they say that when a star falls, it is fortunate, and my toast today is for your life to be full of starfalls!

On your birthday, accept congratulations from me, and listen to a modest toast as soon as possible: I wish you many, many impressions and true, devoted friends!

birthday wishes

You know, this birthday is more our holiday than yours. After all, on this day you were born and appeared in our destiny, in many ways changing it in better side!

I want to wish you: a sea of ​​money, an ocean of love, and a lot of time to fully enjoy this happiness!

My toast to your wisdom, generosity, kindness. And for your earthly simplicity. You are the best, dearest. I congratulate you with all my heart!


On your birthday, I wish you health as a marathon runner, intelligence as an academician, and wealth as an Arab sheikh!

Accept congratulations today, on your glorious birthday! I also wish inspiration, and so that there is always love!

We wish you a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bfriends, smiles, and greetings. Happy, lasting, and endless meetings!

I won’t get tired on your birthday, fill the glass to the brim! And if I can, my friend, I will get up to say a solemn toast!

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Birthday cakes are funny and funny

A bit of math: a dacha is zero, a car and a garage are zero, an apartment is zero, money is zero, health is one. So let's drink to the fact that the whole life of the birthday boy was a unit with a lot of zeros.

  • The student was late for class.
  • - What's happened? - asks his teacher.
  • - I was attacked by an armed bandit!
  • - Oh, what a horror! And what did he do?
  • - He took away ... home crushing!
  • I, too, was attacked by an armed bandit, who took away from me the flowers that I wanted to give to the hostess. I'm kidding, of course! I just feel embarrassed that I couldn't get them.
    I apologize and raise toast behind birthday girl .

A moonshiner was raided with a search

The militiamen raided the bootlegger with a search.
They knock on her door.
- Who's there? - asks the hostess.
- Open! This is the police! We know that you have moonshine! ... We even know where you hide it!
“Wait,” the hostess asks, “I’ll ... hide it now!”
I rang the doorbell today and they didn't open it for a long time. “Probably, the products are hidden! - I thought. But when I entered here and saw this table, I realized how wrong I was.
I want to apologize for the bad thoughts and thank you birthday girl for this abundance!

What would you like to congratulate? ... I congratulate you on the fact that you have someone to congratulate you! This, you see, is important. And this is your merit. Because I have never met such a smart, cheerful, sociable person. Stay the same forever! Congratulations!

I hou wish

I want to wish my friend birthday the health of a marathon runner, the mind of an academic, and the wealth of Bill Gates. (Name) has everything else: wonderful parents and reliable friends. For you, (name)! For our friendship!

Let's drink to your coffin... which is made of oak... which is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born... I wish you to live for another hundred years!

In one ancient Persian treatise it is said: “Four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame; irascibility - to repentance; slander - to enmity; laziness - to humiliation. » Dear birthday boy! Until now, these traits were not characteristic of your nature. So let's drink to the fact that they never appeared.

Inveterate summer resident


Dear birthday boy

Dear birthday boy if you woke up early in the morning with an incomprehensible feeling of happiness and peace, haunting; bright sun breaks into the room through the open window, and the warm breath of the wind slightly shakes the curtains ... If you have a clear head and thoughts, your stomach does not ache, your legs are not wadded, your kidneys do not ache, your back and joints do not ache, there are not the slightest traces on your face after yesterday , the wife does not nag, the children went to school without waking up with a din, the facts of the next coup or catastrophe are not shown on TV - it means that you must have died ...
I want raise a glass so that everything in your life is exactly like this, and you, nevertheless, continue to live happily ever after!

Life story

Friends, listen to one very vital story:
A bunch of climbers conquers one mountain peak. And suddenly the snake stung the first climber in a bunch right on the man's dignity. Along the chain, he passes to the lower climber (the fact is that the doctor was the last in the bunch):
- Stung by a snake, what to do?
- Stung by a snake, what to do?
- Stung by a snake, what to do?
The doctor, having received the question, replied:
- Immediately suck!
- Immediately suck!
The answer has already reached the second climber in the bunch. The victim is experiencing:
- Well, what is there? What the doctor said?
- The doctor said ... that you will die!
Dear birthday boy, I wish you that a faithful and beloved woman always walks with you in one bundle!

Life is a strange thing

Life is such a strange thing that it’s not always possible to get what you want on time. So today I wanted to congratulate you first, but I’m probably doing it last. But I hope this will not make you any less pleased. right time in the right place. This will be called the favor of fate towards you. Stay the same everywhere her darling. Heartily Congratulations!

Dear birthday boy , we wish you a sea of ​​​​smiles and greetings, a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bflowers and fans, a sea joyful meetings, happy minutes and the Canary Islands during your holidays!

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Soulful and cheerful toasts for a great mood on a woman's birthday

This beautiful woman, birthday, I want to wish a lot. But I'll drink to correct behavior the letter “D” in her life: so that money is in abundance, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and wildly a lot of love.

They say women are like chocolate sweets: you never know what filling will come across. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! The way she will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only - the sweetest and most desirable!

I wish you today, dear birthday girl, so that big problem in your life there was a choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!

For most women

For most women, birthday not only leaves a smile on her face, but also brings sadness, because a woman becomes a year older. But let's still remember how methodically pearls are created by nature.
And what brandy is valued the most? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, slaying everyone on the spot, like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as now!

They say women don't have rules, there is only mood. What a mood - such rules! I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl so that her rule is to always have a good mood!

In the Caucasus, it is considered that the life of a woman can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition!

So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!

One young man

  • One young man really wanted to get married. The family was looking for a candidate for a long time, and finally, the relatives picked up the best woman, as it seemed to them, for him. But the young man said that he would ask only one question about this woman: how old is she?
  • Relatives replied that they asked her, but the lady replied that she had forgotten how old she was. “Clearly,” the newly-made groom replied, “this woman is over forty, because all women over forty somehow suddenly forget their age!”
  • And the wise man answered him: Wise woman forgets her age because a real man does not need to know him, the main thing is not how old she is, but how old she feels! So let's drink to our hero of the day, forever young at heart!

According to legend, God said:“Whatever you take from people, you will lose. But everything that you give to people will return to you a hundredfold.”

So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which she always treats her friends!

If I were a soldier

If (name) were a soldier,

  1. She led the regiments behind her
    If (name) were an astronaut,
    Quickly flew to Mars and back
  2. If (name) were a climber,
    Then Everest would conquer quickly
    Only now (name) is not a soldier at all,
    And he can't hold a gun
  3. And not explored space gave
    Somehow rockets without (name) flew
    I put an end to mountaineering
    In figs, the giant Everest surrendered to her ???
  4. Maybe some evil foe insidious
    He will even declare that (name) is mediocre ...
    But it is clear to everyone that this is not so,
    So the last fool can think!
  5. (name) smart, witty, beautiful
    (name) works amazingly for all of us
    For this I intend to drink to the bottom,
    There are many heroes, but (name) is one!

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To this beautiful woman

This beautiful woman on her birthday would like to wish a lot. But I’ll drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in her life: so that money is in abundance, fools are far away, friends are marvelously sincere, achievements are in business. And also longevity, kindness and wildly a lot of love!

Let's raise our glasses to the beautiful birthday girl! Let the whole next year luck smiles at her, fortune accompanies everything, luck will become good friend, A Blue bird take under your wing! May a lucky star shine above her head, pointing the way to the fulfillment of her cherished desires!

They say women are like chocolate sweets: You never know what stuffing will come across. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! The way she will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only - the sweetest and most desirable!

I wish you dear birthday girl

I wish you today, dear birthday girl, that the biggest problem in your life is the choice between a weekend in Bali and a vacation in Bora Bora. Happy birthday!

I want you to fall into hysterics only from laughter, so that your head is spinning, and your heart is trembling solely from love. Let the tears in your eyes come only from happiness, and everything that is done, let it be for the better. Happy birthday!

How nice it is to attend the birthday of such a person! But there is one problem - I don't know what to wish you! After all, you already have everything you want on such days! Then I wish that everything dear and beloved is always there and does not leave, otherwise let what is missing appear in the near future!

For most women, a birthday not only leaves a smile on their face, but also brings sadness, because a woman becomes a year older. But let's still remember how methodically pearls are created by nature. And what brandy is valued the most? So let's drink to you shining like the most beautiful pearl, slaying everyone on the spot, like aged cognac, and at the same time remaining as unsurpassed as now!

Let the man be

Let the man be yours like a cactus: so that he does not require much care, he protects you with his thorns and gives you flowers. And you to be like a tulip: beautiful, modest and desirable.

Tradition says that God once decided to bestow special gifts on women from different countries. He gave the Indian woman diligence, the French woman gave sophistication and piquancy, the African woman - burning passion, the German woman - scrupulousness and thrift, and the American - business acumen. But a surprise happened: his bag was torn, and all the remaining gifts fell on the residents of our city. Now you know where our (name) has so many talents. So let's drink to them!

Women are like books: there are smart ones, there are beautiful ones, there are sexy ones, there are household ones, there are needlewomen, there are mystery women, there are business ones, there are domestic ones. I want to drink to a library woman who combines all qualities harmoniously.

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Birthday toast for a man

We bring to your attention original toasts for a man's birthday:

In each person, nature springs up either as cereals or as weeds. So let's drink to the timely watering of the first and exterminate the second! For that beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!
I propose a toast to the fact that the culprit of today's holiday was always young and handsome, that he was a little wasted and dumb, that he was both a playboy and his boyfriend and, as always, generous and broad-minded.

Random fellow travelers talking:

  • - Do you have children?
  • - Yes son.
  • “Son is good. Tell me, does he smoke?
  • - Yes you…
  • - It's great! You know, tobacco is poison!
  • - Yes, for sure ...
  • — Excuse me, does he play cards?
  • - Well, what are you ...
  • - You are very lucky! You have a wonderful boyfriend! You rarely see such people now ... And how old is he?
  • - Yes, already ... six months!
  • Now let's turn to the birthday boy. He also does not smoke, does not play cards, although he has already become a completely independent young man. These are really rare to find! I want to wish him great success in the next life!

Birthday is an annual gift


Birthday is an annual gift given to man in order to rejoice in the love and disposition that close friends have for him. And so we resolutely declare that this event is valuable and dear to us. May the days of your life go long, and may your love and affection for us always be. Long live the birthday boy.

One artist of the Bolshoi Theater said that the director honestly told her:
“You will never make a career because you don’t have… bitchiness!!!
Our birthday man made a great career and at the same time remained an honest and decent person. I'm happy to raise a glass to him!

There is a legend in one mountain village: when a child is born, God kisses him. God will kiss the child on the mouth, and a magnificent orator will grow up. Kiss in the hands, the master of all trades will grow. So let's drink to the birthday boy, because even God Himself does not know where he kissed him.

German philosopher


18th century German philosopher Georg Christopher Lichtenberg said: “The duty of every wise man is to see the king in the shoemaker, to pay tribute to everyone according to their deserts and to appreciate the greatness of the soul, talent and ability not only by noisy effects.” I propose to raise our glasses to the fact that the hero of today's celebration will always be such a wise man, and then, as today, he will have many real friends and more and more more luck!

  • Celebrate at the table
    Me, his wife, girlfriend,
    I want to tell about it.
    Neither heat nor cold are terrible,
  • The upheavals of troubled years,
    Behind my own husband
    I am not afraid of adversity and troubles.
    With him it is easy to go around the world.
  • Find an answer to a question.
    There is no better husband in the world
    And neither are the men.
  • Be always beautiful, okay.
    Be gentle and simple...
    For you, my beloved,
    Raising this toast!
  • In one parable, described by Kafka, it is said about a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because severe guards stood in silence near them.
  • The man thought that the warriors would not let him through. Time passed and the gate closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
  • “Eccentric, these gates were opened especially for you, and we were only supposed to let you through them.
    So let's drink to the fact that the hero of our occasion is not afraid to enter his own gates and never misses his chance!

God gave to man


Once upon a time, God gave a man twenty-five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals for fifty years. The man was offended, but God decided so ... The man went to the animals so that they would give him part of their life. And so it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five years they laugh at him like a monkey.
So let's drink to the fact that N. lived at least another hundred years as a man! Happy birthday to you, dear!

The building of our life consists of a hall of expectations and a hall of accomplishments. Let's wish the hero of today's celebration not to linger in the waiting room longer than it should be. Let's drink to his patience, courage, luck and health!

People are different. There are sadly existing people, there are gray existing people. There are people who have some kind of charge in their souls, an explosive device of gaiety, energy and joy. Our "newborn" is just such a type of people. He is cheerful, and everyone around him receives such a charge from him. So let's proclaim a toast to our hero.
We wish him good health, happiness, many years of life. We wish you to always carry the torch of a joyful attitude and always warm our hearts.
many summers!

Friends!


Friends! Today we are celebrating the birthday of our N. We have glasses of champagne in our hands, and fun reigns at the table. This day once gave us our friend. He is very dear to us, his heart is always with us. Therefore, with all my heart and on behalf of all your friends, dear N., I wish you joy, so that she will continue to be your life partner. For you!

The mountain peoples have one good proverb: “The camel gave birth to a camel - the neighbor did not hear. The hen laid an egg - cackles all over the world. Let's raise our glasses to our humble birthday man, who knows his business very well, but does not ring about it all over the world!

There is this riddle:
The head is like a cat's. The body is like that of a cat. The tail is like a cat's. But not a cat! Who is this? Answer: cat!
And I have my own riddle: handsome - like mom and dad. Smart - like mom and dad. Kind - like mom and dad. Who is this? Everyone knows the answer: it's our birthday!!! I invite everyone to raise their glasses and drink for his health and well-being!

Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say ... we don't care what to drink for, but he is pleased!

  • “The whole world is related to the magnanimous,” says the proverb. And it is true. This proves the number of friends who came to wish my husband a happy birthday.
  • I know that he loves and appreciates his friends very much. And on this festive day, I would like to wish my husband ..
  • . I wanted to say health, but he is “chronically healthy” ... Money, but he has enough of them ... Happiness, but with such a wife, forgive me for indiscretion, he has happiness ..
  • . And I wish him to remain as cheerful, as charming, as a joker - a joker, generous, kind, as he has always been and thanks to which he has made so many wonderful friends! For my husband! Hooray!

drink for a friend


I propose to drink for our friend! He is such a bright personality that I want to put a lampshade on him

  • All of you know the legend of Icarus. Long ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird. Icarus made himself wings from feathers and broke away from the sinful earth.
  • He decided to rise above the trees - and rose. I wanted to fly higher than the mountains - and took off.
  • Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, he rose high - high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax with which the feathers were fastened melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.
  • I want to wish our birthday man that: everything he dreams of comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he would never fall to the ground!
  • So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people as we have gathered!!!

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Funny toasts happy birthday to a man short with humor

When the old man caught a fish and asked for a trough for the old woman, she got a trough, when he made a new house - she got a new house, when he made a third wish, everything disappeared ... So let's drink for moderate dosing;)!

There are moments in life when a black streak covers us headlong, and therefore I propose to drink so that each of us, if such a streak comes, then it will definitely become a take-off! ????

Life is like mathematics... And I wish that in your mathematics there were as many pluses, multiplications and percentages of happiness as possible????

Let's drink to a four-stroke engine, because it is he who, in his 4 cycles, allows us to keep up with everything everywhere, buy and start toasting at the table on time!

I propose to drink for the great word "let's" because it is it that can be perfectly harmonized with at least important word"Let's drink"!

If you look long

If you look at the fire for a long time, you can feel the warmth. If you look at the water for a long time, you can feel freshness, if you look at a glass of vodka for a long time, you can’t stand it and fall asleep???? so, I suggest not to watch, but to use it for its intended purpose! ????

The speed of the sun is approximately 217 km / s, the speed of the earth is about 29.765 km / s, so I suggest drinking so that each of us is in no way inferior to these two planets ????

I propose to drink and wish the birthday man to place his life under a waterfall of good luck, joy and prosperity. And so that this waterfall is not inferior in size to the waterfall from Central Asia (Burkhan-Bulak).

One of the wise men said - “it's time to collect stones”, so I raise a glass so that our stones will always be diamonds and set in precious metals!

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Let's drink to joy! Let this be the only thing that comes into our lives without an invitation!

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to ELK! To want, to be able, to get richer, to fuck, - for the moose!

How good it is when everything is good! And my toast to that. Let everything be just wonderful, unusual, awesome, magnificent and incomparable!

Believe in dreams! They come true.

Wish you…


I wish you good luck and a summer cottage by the sea!

May your youth not fade, And with it - love and kindness. May peace and happiness, peace and warmth be an eternal guest in your home.

Let's drink to that...

  • Let's drink to
  • For everything to be good for you
  • So that dreams always come true
  • To laugh at problems!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would have luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

So that your life becomes like mathematics, two negative situations give one positive one, the bad one multiplies itself by zero, and everything beautiful and positive has the sign of infinity!

Woman ... How much affection, understanding, kindness in this word! Each of you is unique, inimitable and mysterious. Congratulating you (name) today, I want to wish you to be always desired, loved, tender, to enjoy success and attention. And I also wish to remain always beautiful, kind and infinitely happy! Always be a woman!

Youth is a state of delightful anticipation and the feeling that anything is possible. Let's drink to the hero of tonight's spiritual youth, good health and success in achieving goals!

Please accept my sincere congratulations


accept my very my sincere congratulations Happy birthday! I wish you success in all your affairs and undertakings, health and optimism, self-confidence and good luck! I want to wish that everything you do brings joy and pleasure, and that there are always relatives and friends with whom it is so pleasant to celebrate success!

  • They say that once upon a time people did not grow old, but at the same time, they never changed and could not fully understand what happiness is, what love is, what friendship is.
  • And one day they were given the choice to know all this, but in return time became powerful over them, they were scared, but they decided to take a chance and did not lose!
  • Indeed, without time, we would not have known true love, true friendship and true happiness!
  • So let's drink on your birthday, for the time that you lived, and for all the good that it gave you!

Beloved, dear, faithful friend! On this day - your birthday, I want to raise a glass of wine and wish you success in business, success in love and that you live a long and happy life. Happy Birthday, my dear!

Happy Birthday to You! I wish that every moment, every day and hour brings you happiness and be lived for the benefit of you! So that only the right things appear in your life and only the right events happen!

Our life is like the sea. It is calm and the sun shines, then strong wind And big waves. I wish you to always catch your wave, stay on it and never go under water.

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Let's raise our glasses and drink

Let's raise our glasses and drink!


Women are flowers. And the flowers are beautiful when they bloom. So let's drink to promiscuous women!


All our wishes come true, all our dreams come true!


I suggest to drink to the iron! To keep everything running smoothly!


Let's drink to late at night we were walking down the street and we were attacked by money! But we couldn't fight them off!


A girl's weapon is her clothes. Let's drink to general disarmament!




Let's drink to those beautiful ideas which have nothing to do with fraud.


I propose to drink for the most gentle, the most charming, the most affectionate, the most patient! For us men!


Let's drink to the fact that everyone can do at least something, but better than others.


I wish you happiness, health and creative Uzbeks.


I wish you good luck and a summer cottage by the sea!

Vodka is our enemy - it must be destroyed!!!

Why are we here


What we have gathered for - to drink, let's drink so that we gather more often!


Let's drink to those who, absent, are invisibly present here!


Let's drink to world peace and in our own apartment!


A shooting star is said to bring happiness. So let our life be an eternal starfall!


So that everything stands, except for the heart!


Linden trees are blooming in the park - this is an occasion to drink!


Let's drink to the fact that we sometimes get gingerbread.
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Short birthday toasts

Energy, power, speed! Take everything from life!

With you, this world seems brighter! I want to wish it to sparkle for you with all its colors!

Congratulations!

Dear birthday boy! We wish you not to know irreparable losses and smartly adjust your outlook on life so that you are always happy. Cheers!

I wish you good luck and a summer cottage by the sea!

So that everything stands, except for the heart!

For health in the body, for success in business, for warmth in bed and without rigmarole.

My dear friend (name)! I raise a glass so that you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

For you to always feel like a king on the throne!

Sophistication and sophistication - that's your style. Never change him!

Eastern people say: when a star falls, it is fortunate.
So that your life is a complete starfall!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would have luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, all the glasses, let them fill with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, dear for this holiday!

I raise my glass

For your birthday, I raise a glass of sparkling wine, and in this toast I wish you to feel all the buzz in full!

Let's drink to having a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Let's drink to make your desires go nuts from your capabilities!

Happiness! Good and green dough! For you!

  • We all know the fable about the industrious ant and the frivolous dragonfly.
  • So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy skillfully combines the qualities of both of these heroes.
  • Behind your skill work and have fun!

Let's drink to the fact that the birthday man lives better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies are!

Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!

I propose to drink for our friend! He is such a bright personality that you just want to put a lampshade on him.

Let's drink to those on board. Who is overboard, he will get drunk!

You can have everything in life: love, money, wealth, houses and cars. This is all temporary. But if there is no harmony in the soul, then it is impossible to become happy man. I wish you to find peace of mind and achieve harmony and enjoy life in peace!

Many people, because of the gray everyday life that surround them, began to forget about what a wonderful sky they have above their heads. Which beautiful month, trampling the moonlit path at night in a small planting, near the house and how beautiful, simple, wild flowers scattered around. Let's drink so that we don't forget to live and enjoy life behind the daily bustle!

Today there are so few people who can be faithful, honest and kind. Let's raise a glass to those whom life has not broken in difficult situation and they remained people with a capital letter. Who are ready to help in a difficult situation and help in any way they can!

I want to drink for our years. For all the wisdom, for the experience they gave us. For everything beautiful that was and will be, for the people whom I call friends, for the love that warms the heart, for the parents who have become our support and a worthy example!

Once upon a time there were three women of fashion and beauties. One was very worried about her weight and completely refused food - she fell ill and lost her beauty. The second, on the contrary, thought that no amount of sweets would harm such a beauty. She got fat and also lost former attractiveness. Well, the third did not go to extremes and very for a long time was pretty, fit and attractively rounded in right places. So let's drink to the ability to find a balance between your capabilities and your abilities in order to stay on the crest of the wave for a long time.

Everyone knows that the concept of happiness is individual. After all, candy can make someone happy, and someone is unhappy without a cool car. But often the realization of real happiness comes at some turning point for a person. And then he begins to understand how good he was. Let's appreciate what we have, because this is real happiness!

According to ancient Indian wisdom, the one who is far away will always be close to you if he is in your heart. The one standing nearby will remain infinitely distant if he is not in your thoughts. For dear people to have a place in our thoughts and hearts!

Time is running out as fast as we empty our glasses at this table. We cannot make every moment beautiful. But we can fill the glass again. So let's drink to this opportunity!

I would like to raise my glass,
For loyalty, sincerity and honesty,
I wish not to lose these qualities,
After all, life becomes more wonderful with them!

I also want to drink and for that,
So that kindness surrounds everywhere,
So that everything was only good,
So that every desire comes to life!

They say: "What you sow, you will reap." So let's sow joy and goodness so that happiness and love return to us like a boomerang. And let's drink to that!

To say toasts during a feast is amazing tradition not only in our country, but also in other parts of the world. The beginning of this custom, according to the assumption of many sources, was laid by the Romans. Today, toasts and congratulations have become an integral part of any celebration. Therefore, it is worth having a few universal speeches in reserve that will help out at any moment.

Why toast?

Speaking during a feast creates a special atmosphere. It is toasts and congratulations that help to fully express one's attitude to the hero of the occasion or to the people who have gathered at the table.

The speeches that are made before emptying the glasses can tell a lot about the speaker. That is why you should keep in mind at least a few sayings that will fit perfectly into any event.

Birthday toasts

Toasts in your own words for a birthday will help to say more than they convey in poems. For example, you can take the following ideas:

  • "Let's raise our glasses to the birthday boy who gathered around him so many wonderful people".
  • "Dear birthday man, I want to wish you that every new day gives a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bpositivity and life experience which will be very useful in the future. Let's raise our glasses to wisdom and the ability to use it."
  • "When a person is born, the sky lights up new star. The stronger the health, the more worthy the person and the fuller the life, the brighter this luminary shines. Let us raise our glasses so that the star of our hero of the occasion shines and illuminates his life path.
  • "I wish you never to count money so that you can buy what you want without thinking about expenses. I also wish you good health so that you have the strength to spend your millions and travel the world."
  • "One man dreamed of wings. He created them himself from bird feathers. Putting on ready-made wings, a man waved them and ended up on top of a cliff. Then he wanted to fly up to the highest mountain, and he succeeded. Charged with confidence, he wanted to climb straight to sun. Everything was fine until the bright and hot rays burned his wings, and the dreamer returned to earth from a bird's eye view. Let our hero of the occasion be able to overcome any vital elements and rise to the height that he wants to achieve, and never falls to the ground."

  • "For some, a dream is something unattainable. Other people, headlong and risking, are moving towards the fulfillment of their desire. Let's raise our glasses so that our hero of the occasion is strong in order to tread the road to fulfill his dream."

Such toasts, uttered in your own words, will help express sincerity and gratitude to the hero of the occasion. Therefore, it is worth taking note of them.

The best toasts for a banquet at work

Almost everyone spends most of their time in the office. On thematic holidays or birthdays in large groups, as a rule, banquets are arranged. Therefore, it is worth taking the time to prepare for such an event and have a few toasts in reserve that will be appropriate at the event. For example, they might be:

  • "We all work for money. But often there is not enough time for ourselves. Let's raise our glasses so that our salary is high and there is free time to make your wishes come true."
  • "Let's raise our glasses to make every employee's dream come true in our team. And also to career which will allow us to satisfy our ambitions and show high level professionalism".
  • "Each of us has wings behind us. Let's drink to those wings that will lift us to the desired height, and they have the power to keep us flying."
  • "Some people honor knowledge, others crave titles. I propose a toast to ensure that our knowledge is enough to obtain the highest titles."
  • "Let's raise our glasses to the fact that we are not afraid of our leader, but worried about not letting him down."

  • "Dear colleagues, I propose to raise glasses for our leader. After all, we are very lucky with him. Let him be for us not only a guide in right direction link, but also a comrade, support.

Such toasts, uttered in your own words, are perfect for a banquet. It is worth taking them into account.

Toasts for the New Year

The advent of the new year awakens excitement in everyone, the expectation of miracles and faith in a fairy tale. That is why it is worth choosing the best toasts for such a holiday. It is worth looking at these ideas:

  • "Let coming year will bring us maximum acquisitions. Those who lack health will suddenly be healed, people who lack money will become rich. And let each of us have the most cherished dreams come true, we deserve it."
  • "New Year is a holiday smelling of spruce, tangerines and magic. May everyone present at this table have a wish come true, made under the chimes.

  • "Let our life be bright like a rainbow, multifaceted like sheer cliffs in the coming year, and let our mood be playful and cheerful, like champagne in our glasses. Happy New Year, friends!

Such speeches are perfect for the New Year's celebration. The best toasts will be remembered by everyone present and will leave a pleasant aftertaste in the hearts of loved ones. Therefore, it is worth preparing in advance.

50th anniversary toast

When a person celebrates half a century, it is important for him to hear warm and good words from native people. As an example, you can take the following congratulations:

  • "50 years is only the beginning of the journey. I wish you to adequately walk the path that fate has prepared for you and reach the highest peaks."
  • "Each age has its own opportunities and advantages. At 50, a person has a whole bunch of important qualities. Let's raise our glasses to his wisdom."
  • "Our hero of the occasion is very soft and a kind person. I propose a toast to the fact that, despite his gullibility and faith in people, no wind will bend him."

The birthday boy will remember the best toasts for a long time. They will make his holiday unique and bright.

Funny and original wedding toasts

Marriage is one of the most anticipated and impressive holidays. Therefore, if you are honored to be a guest of such a celebration, you should first think over the speech. Short wedding toasts - what you need. The following speeches can be taken as an example:

  • "Two rings, two people and two hearts... Today all these words are intertwined. Be close, no matter what, and love each other, erasing everything sharp corners encountered along the way."
  • "Today we witnessed the birth new family. Let gold rings give you endless love that flies from heart to heart. Advice to you and love, dear newlyweds.
  • "I wish you wisdom and patience. May you have enough strength to understand each other and accept everything personal characteristics for granted. Bitterly!"
  • "Let your life be sweet, like the most exquisite dessert. And today, dear newlyweds, feel a little bitterness. Bitter!"

Such short toasts convey the mood and feeling of celebration to the wedding. Young people will certainly like speeches directed in their direction. Therefore, it is worth taking into account the short wedding toasts presented above. They will dilute the holiday and make it special.

Short universal toasts

If people gathered at the table without special occasion, it is worth adding a twist to the celebration and making unusual speeches. cool and funny toasts, as well as serious and deep meaning, may be as follows:

  • "Women are flowers, and men are gardeners. The better the gardeners take care of the crop, the more beautiful it is. Let's raise our glasses so that our men are excellent gardeners and women are the most beautiful flowers."

  • "Let each of us have unlimited luck and a cottage on the seashore."
  • "Let's raise a glass to our parents and their children."
  • "I propose a toast to two things - "everything" and "nothing". May we have everything we need for a fulfilling life, and nothing that could spoil our mood."

so funny and funny toasts can be used at any celebration. The main thing is that the speech should be delivered from the heart and fill the hearts of those present. positive emotions. Toasts and congratulations will make any holiday brighter and more colorful.

The best toasts. How do you know which toast will arouse the most interest among guests? You can arrange a competition for the most best toast, having assembled a jury of representatives of each "group" of guests of the holiday. Maybe the best will be the most concise, or the most imaginative, or the most unexpected ...

In verse

  • Life has its own laws:
  • Man is born with a cry
  • He dies with a sad groan,
  • And he lives with a smiling face.
  • So let's drink to laughter
  • That paints our faces with smiles,
  • Let there be more fun in life
  • After all, laughing is so beautiful!
  • There are women who give love
  • There are women who bloom like roses
  • They always stir our blood
  • And sometimes the heart is treated for neurosis!
  • So let's drink those who do not drink our blood,
  • Who heals wounds very languidly,
  • For those who give us and bloom.
  • For bright, unbridled, immodest!
  • Everyone wants something in life
  • Who - a drop of happiness
  • Someone of passion on a dark night
  • Someone - delicious sweets.
  • Who needs dollars
  • Who has enough copper
  • All desires are important
  • But for sure
  • It's better to ask God
  • Everything, everything and a lot!
  • In order not to be in trouble,
  • You drink with me for this!
  • Happiness is like a blue, rare bird!
  • Someone dreams of falling in love faster
  • Someone so wants to get to the Bahamas,
  • Who - just to see my mother.
  • Everyone in the world has his own purpose,
  • Someone so wants inspiration in verses,
  • Someone asks God for health
  • Someone at home wants a hall.
  • Let's drink, now for dreams,
  • To make them come true faster
  • And so that on our life path
  • Happy people met more often!
  • Your holiday has come and the guests at the table,
  • We wish you well in your old, good home!
  • To have something to eat and something to drink!
  • And so that you live very happily in the house.
  • Do not quarrel with relatives, meet friends,
  • Your loved ones so as not to upset,
  • Shine with the light of faith, and a spark of goodness,
  • You will know all the torments of a writer's pen!
  • So that dumplings and strong tea stand on the table,
  • Neighbor so as not to disturb you with a drill,
  • In general, today we can drink for you,
  • Let's fill the glasses, we, friends!
  • I wish your hopes come true
  • And do not meet ignoramuses in this life,
  • Meet only smart people good people
  • And new, loyal friends!
  • The sea embraces you warmly,
  • Everything that happens is good!
  • Whatever didn't work, let it work!
  • Luck be your companion!
  • And if you dreamed something good,
  • Then let it come true too!
  • For this we pour glasses,
  • For your happiness now we drink!

In prose in your own words

All people in the world are endowed with feelings. These feelings make our life more interesting, richer and more beautiful, others can ruin life and make it sadder and harder. TO wonderful feelings treat love. Love can inspire a person, love can move a person to certain actions, love paints life bright colors. Without love, our life becomes dull, boring and sad. Without love, there is no desire to develop and move forward. My toast to love is the brightest, most beautiful and unforgettable feeling on earth, capable of working miracles and even healing from diseases!

When a person has money, he feels confident and liberated. Money works wonders - it cures diseases, gives new opportunities, opens up the world with new side. I make life rich and interesting. Money opens all locks, money opens all doors. Money gives new sensations. Money is power, money is power. I propose to drink for you to have money, always and in large quantities.

One day a woman had a baby. He was born very weak and frail. Years passed - the child was sickly. Everyone thought that it would be of little use to him. Only person who believed that a strong and self-confident person would grow up from this child - it was his mother. She knew that she would put her whole soul into it. She knew that she would nurse him and develop him. To teach everything that she knows herself and what others can teach. As the years passed, a healthy, strong, intelligent and confident person grew out of this frail child. A mother's love has done wonders. I want to raise my glasses to motherly love, which has worked wonders for each of us and allowed us to grow into real people!

One friend wizard allowed me today to fulfill someone's cherished desire. I immediately remembered your birthday and rushed to you from the other end of the city. Rather, think of it before he changes his mind, and for my part I wish that luck does not leave you on gray days. Congratulations

I will tell you a secret. Nothing ever comes back but old favorite movies and songs. The past does not exist, and if you suddenly want to return to some time, then instead of yourself there find another boy and you probably won't know. The present is only one day, and everything else is just what was or will be. And on this single day you have a birthday, on which I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!


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