Quotes sayings about relationships. About unexpected insights

You can't be angry with someone who makes you laugh.
Jay Leno

Get married no matter what. If you get caught good wife, You will be an exception, and if you are bad, you will become a philosopher.
Socrates

Experience has taught me that if people do something against you, it will ultimately benefit you.
I. Gandhi

Our life is what we think about it.
M. Aurelius

Rumor is the back door for truth, and the front door for lies.
G. Balthazar

If the enemy praises you, then you did something stupid.
A. Babel

They condemn what they don't understand.
Quintilian

Imitation is the most sincere kind of flattery.
C. Colton

No one becomes a woman's friend if he can become her lover.
O. de Balzac

From the habit of swearing in one way or another, a tendency to commit evil deeds develops.
Aristotle

The worst tyranny is the tyranny of the little things.
L. N. Andreev

A smart man will be able to learn a lot from the enemy.
Aristophanes

Women are argued with the heart, not the mind.
M. Arnold

Never provide services that are not asked for.
O. de Balzac

I know of no other sign of superiority other than kindness.
L. Beethoven

To reason with a fool is to light candles for the blind.
P. Buast

Success makes few friends.
L. Vauvenargues

War tests a brave man, anger tests a wise man, a friend tests need.
Al-Harizi

A person who is not interested in his fellows experiences the greatest difficulties in life and causes the most great harm surrounding. It is in the midst of such people that losers appear.
A. Adler

It is easier for a prudent and indifferent cunning man to convince a woman that he loves her and succeed than a passionate lover with his ardent expression of feelings.
J. Addison

Robbers demand a purse or life, women - both.
S. Bailer

Of all the paths that lead to a woman's heart, pity is the shortest.
D. Byron

You cannot step into the same river twice.
Aristotle

Whoever has friends has no friend.
Aristotle

In art, the only way to surpass the greats is with their help.
F. A. Abramov

It is better to resolve a dispute between your enemies than between friends, because after that one of your friends will become your enemy, and one of your enemies will become your friend.
Byant

The worst are always the majority.
Byant

What you don’t understand, what you don’t understand, then scold: this general rule mediocrity.
V. G. Belinsky

I never go where everyone goes.
G. Balthazar

The best revenge is oblivion.
G. Balthazar

The laughter of a smart man is seen, not heard.
P. Buast

People who think that money can do everything, they themselves are able to do everything for money.
P. Buast

Seeking diversity in love is a sign of impotence.
O. de Balzac

Because if you didn’t love, then you didn’t live and didn’t breathe.
V. S. Vysotsky

Need is a lesser shame than stupidity.
T. Hobbes

Stealth is the refuge of the weak.
F. Bacon

Let's forget our tormentors.
Yu. I. Vizbor

By noticing the mistakes of others, we make them ourselves.
O. Guericke

Where stupidity is a model, there reason is madness.
J. W. Goethe

Love is like luck: it doesn't like to be chased.
T. Gauthier

Being kind is very easy, being just is the hard part.
V. Hugo

Divorce is the safety valve of the marital boiler.
A. Decursel

Conjugal love multiplies the human race, friendly love improves it, and immoral love corrupts and destroys it.
F. Bacon

Separation is for love, what the wind is for fire: it extinguishes the weak, it inflates the big one.
R. Bussy-Rabutin

Nothing deceives us so much as our opinion.
Leonardo da Vinci

You can't wish for what you don't know.
F. Voltaire

Of the two who quarrel, the one who is smarter is more to blame.
J. W. Goethe

Evil tongues are worse than a gun.
A. S. Griboyedov

Jealousy is a source of torment for the lover and resentment for the beloved.
C. Goldoni

Who got caught good son-in-law, he gained a son, and whoever is bad, he also lost his daughter.
Democritus

Praises, like gold and diamonds, are valuable only when they are rare.
B. Johnson

Youth is a mistake, maturity is a struggle, old age is regret.
B. Disraeli

Marriage cannot be happy if the spouses do not know each other's manners, habits and characters to perfection before entering into the union.
O. de Balzac

A coward is more dangerous than any other person, he should be feared more than anything.
L. Berne

To assert something without being able to prove it legally is to slander.
P. Beaumarchais

Rushing too quickly to pay for the service, this shows that gratitude weighs on him.
P. Buast

He who spares the enemy does not spare himself.
F. Bacon

Don't look for scoundrels. Good people do bad things.
A. V. Vampilov

The art of liking is the art of deceiving.
L. Vauvenargues

Love is the strongest of all passions, because it simultaneously takes possession of the head, heart and body.
F. Voltaire

All limited people strive constantly to disgrace people of a solid and broad mind.
K. Helvetius

Depravity, whatever it may be, exhausts the soul, leaves grains of poison that will always act.
A. I. Herzen

© Compiled by: Shamir Tilyaev, 2007
© Published with the kind permission of the author

Too bad we realize too late. That the relationship for which we were ready to move mountains turns out to be just a one-sided illusion of happiness. And the person whose name is kept your heart- just a bunch of words, and total absence actions or deeds.

Toxic relationships take away great amount energy. Tension and conflict drain strength, good attitude and the opportunity to be yourself - inspire and energize.

When love comes, the soul is filled with unearthly bliss. Do you know why? Do you know why this feeling of great happiness? Only because we imagine that the end of loneliness has come.

Most good way to ruin a relationship is to start sorting it out.

Any relationship with people taught me only one thing. Loneliness values.

Of the two who quarrel, the one who is smarter is more to blame.

Relationships are always the work of two people doing their common work.

People usually torture their neighbors under the pretext that they wish them well.

It always seems that we are loved for being good. And we do not guess that they love us because those who love us are good.

It is better to resolve a dispute between your enemies than between friends, because after that one of your friends will become your enemy, and one of your enemies will become your friend.

Separation is for love, what the wind is for fire: it extinguishes the weak, it inflates the big one.

You can not condemn other people's relationships if they differ from your ideas.

Most of all, it is not the mind that enlivens the conversation, but mutual trust.

Sincerity - in human relations this is basic.

If the enemy praises you, then you did something stupid.

Relationships are such a complex thing that outsiders should not interfere and give out all sorts of smart advice.

Love, friendship, respect do not connect like that as a common hatred for something.

The husband will not enjoy when the wife does not like pleasure.

A dispute even between friends has something rude, hostile and contrary to friendly relations.

Good relationships between people can be perfect without the presence of love between them, but love is completely unthinkable without the presence of good relations between lovers.

Sincere people are loved, but deceived.

It is impossible to know absolutely everything about other people's relationships, even if they are your parents.

The point put in the relationship is a fat cross.

Praises, like gold and diamonds, are valuable only when they are rare.

Friendship is the foundation of any relationship.

The common views and interests of people make their relationship pleasant, but it is the differences that make them interesting.

Permanent relationships were not his element. Not his calling and not his destiny.

Sometimes even the most long relationship do not cause all-encompassing feelings, and lasting only one moment - lead to great love for life.

Friendship is a matter of feelings, money is a matter of power.

Being kind is very easy, being just is the hard part.

Relationships are a luxury that people like us cannot afford.

There is only one undoubted happiness in life - to live for another.

Relationships are when people common interests and when two soul mates find each other.

Get married no matter what. If you get a good wife, You will be an exception, and if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher.

IN harmonious relationship always the third extra.

Only a man who respects a woman can part with her without humiliating her.

Stealth is the refuge of the weak.

During my relationship with her, I experienced an irresistible craving for suicide, and when we shared our jointly acquired property, for murder.

A decent woman blooms without blooming.

They say that there is no friendship between a man and a woman. Sooner or later, they begin to show sympathy for each other, and friendship turns into love. Is it so? By and large, the opposite sex can communicate, and even be friends, but this does not mean that this will always be the case. We offer you a selection of quotes, aphorisms and sayings about the relationship between men and women.

Share wise statuses with each other and do correct conclusions. And here funny statuses about the relationship of opposite sexes will cheer you up and help you playfully get out of any situation.

If representatives of the fair and stronger sexes do not need to be friends, then fate itself tells them to love each other. Love is designed to bring men and women together and make them happy. However, love is also different. It can be forbidden, unrequited, or completely self-serving.

An ideal relationship between a man and a woman should be built on trust. Men should always treat ladies gallantly, and Lately for some reason they began to neglect elementary rules etiquette and fulfill your men's duties. And then everyone says that women have become independent, self-sufficient and independent.

True, women also have one feature - they know how to fantasize and can think of any suspicious fact, whether it will be a five-minute delay from work, or an unfamiliar number in the phone book.

In relations between a man and a woman there should not be someone else's opinion and someone else's advice.

You can never be guided by someone else's opinion and live by someone else's mind, nature for some reason gave you its own.

A man always treats a woman the way she treats herself.

If a woman loves and respects herself, a man will not dare to treat her differently.

A wife listens most attentively to her husband when he talks in his sleep...

What the husband does not say, the subconscious will tell ...)

Men's follies for the sake of a woman are just sandboxing compared to the adventures that women are capable of for the sake of men.

It's not for nothing that women are called abnormal ...)))

A woman must be loved! And to love in such a way that other men would be excruciatingly sick that they do not know how.

Male power lies in the ability to love, not to humiliate.

A man who gave a woman wings will never wear horns!

In order for a woman not to cheat, she must be happy.

In order not to annoy a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to annoy a woman, a man changes women.

Throwing away old dresses, a woman can throw away an old man, so, by inertia ...)

Smart sayings and wise thoughts about relationships

Step forward - a wise decision! This is our happiness and salvation, this is not heroism, this is life!

Those who do not know how to take steps towards each other simply do not know how to live.

Nothing in the appearance of a man irritates a woman like the lack of money.

Handsome is good, but handsome and rich is even better.

Whatever you give to a woman, she will give you more ... you will give her a seed, she will give you a baby ... you will give a house, she will give you comfort in it ... you will give your smile, she will give her heart ... a woman multiplies and increases everything ... so, making her bad, get ready for more!

A woman gives much more in return, but she also takes away ... much more)))

If a man opens the car door for his wife, then it is either a new car or a new wife.

To open the door from etiquette, men do not have enough intelligence or good breeding, they just have to brag.

How prettier woman, the faster a man's time and money fly by.

Beauty is not a pity for money or time!

Women have made themselves such an instrument of influencing sensuality that a man cannot calmly treat a woman. As soon as he approached her, he fell under her dope and went crazy (L.N. Tolstoy).

They say that all women are witches ... Maybe there really is something in this?))

A man who allows himself to be pushed around by a woman is neither a man nor a woman, but simply nothing. (Napoleon Bonaparte).

As a woman is pushed around, so she is compliant, so a man - so nothing at once ...)))

When a man and a woman are together, she thinks: "Finally we are together!", And he - "Finally we are alone!"

In the end, both are glad that they stayed together and alone!

Quotes and aphorisms

The most important thing in a relationship is not to do anything to spite each other.

Each other needs to make surprises, surprise and delight.

The ideal husband is a man who believes that he has perfect wife. (Bernard Show)

Still, because his wife is his choice.

Real men have a happy woman. The rest are strong.

How much strong women on the ground…

Women's and men's dreams they are similar only in that they do not come true due to the fault of the opposite sex.

It’s good that the opposite sex exists, there is always someone to blame your failures on ...)

A real man can be seen in a woman.

So what now to drive her everywhere?

If you give a woman only words, then she has to love you only with her ears ...

Women are not greedy, but they will not give too much!

Everything that a woman forgives - she will still remember you.

And so that she forgets what exactly needs to be remembered. give her a coat and a ring.

A woman differs from a man in that she thinks over not her steps, but her gait.

That's why men walk like this... they just don't think about it!

Jokes and statuses about the relationship of a man and a woman

Arranging a scandal out of the blue is not as easy as it might seem. First, you have to be born a woman.

Well, or the floor should be changed at the very least ...)

Misunderstanding the reasons female resentment does not absolve a man from responsibility.

It’s better to pretend that you understand and apologize, otherwise there is a double punishment for misunderstanding ...

The ability to feed a man makes a woman 1.5 times more beautiful and increases her breast size by 1 size. And to drink - increases all of the above by about three times.

They feed, drink, and then they itch, then they are fat, then an alcoholic ...

When a man loves a woman, the cockroaches in her head seem like ladybugs to him.

At the most, I suppose, the bugs are sitting there ...)

It is enough for men to know that they believe in them. It is enough for women to know that they are loved. And that they are beautiful, and that they are not fat. In short, they need to know everything!

Everyone finds out, and then they sob, it would be better if they didn’t know this.

From a kiss to a quarrel is one step, and from a quarrel to a kiss a week, and even new boots!

It's in best case. At worst, a month without sex and a credit card at zero ...

Money ruins a man! Therefore, a woman should be nearby - to remove damage.

They show very clearly what is happening in our lives between men and women. No wonder they say that "Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus."

A man cannot be more than the woman he loves allows him to be. Pablo Picasso
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prolong youth mature man can only happy love. Any other instantly turns him into an old man. A. Camus.
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A woman grows wiser from love, and a man loses his head. Erich Maria Remarque
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A man always wants to be a woman's first love. Women are more sensitive in such matters. They would like to become last love men. Oscar Wilde
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A girl must be loved so that she does not even suspect that someone can love her even more!
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For a lover, even that reward is enough to love whom he loves.
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Love does not know saturation, but, constantly enjoying loved ones, it ignites more and more. John Chrysostom
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If in the early spring of youth it was possible to discern something more behind the external features and charm, which in time will develop into a mature one, adult feeling- then these people meet their autumn and winter together. And they live happily ever after...
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There is no sight in the world more beautiful than the face of a loved one, and there is no music sweeter than the sound of a beloved voice. J. La Bruyère
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Some women are worthy to fight for them... But some are worthy to die.

What is unlawful for women is equally unlawful for men.
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Most men demand virtues from their wives, which they themselves are not worth. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy
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If a woman shows character, they say about her: “ Harmful woman". If a man shows character, they say about him: "He is a good guy."
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At fifty a man is more dangerous than at any other age, for he possesses costly experience and often a fortune.
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A man becomes greedy only because of the whims of women. If there were no women, there would be no money, and men would be a tribe of heroes.
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Men leave quickly, but often return. Women think for a long time before they leave, but they leave forever ...
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The way to the heart of a woman, men are looking, as a rule, is not at all in the right place. And they do find it!
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Men are convinced of the weakness of women, and they themselves are their slaves.
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There are men I could spend eternity with. But not life. Kathleen Norris
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It is difficult to make a man happy by dooming a woman to suffering. Victor Marie Hugo

Aphorisms about the relationship between a man and a woman
(continuation)

Women usually not out of malice, but by their nature, hate those whom their husbands love.
Thomas More
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Women claim that men are fickle, and men prove that women are flighty.
Jean de La Bruyère
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Main idea and purpose family life- parenting. Main school education is the relationship of husband and wife, father and mother.
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If a woman belongs to someone else, she is five times more desirable than one that can be obtained - an old rule.
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Congenital female deceit constantly breaks off on the acquired male misunderstanding
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The naivety of women is a myth carefully kept for the benefit of men.
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The paradox lies in the fact that the more stupid and mediocre a man is, the more claims he has against a woman.
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woman counting smart addition who shares her opinion, not the opinion of her husband. Jean Rostand
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“How long could you love a woman who doesn't love you?” - “Which does not love? All life". Oscar Wilde
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Women's sensuality is the source in which men's spirituality is renewed. Karl Kraus
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Goddesses married gods, gave birth to heroes, and loved shepherds. Marina Tsvetaeva

In love, the most interesting thing, especially for men, is victory and separation; everything else is rigmarole. M. Donne.
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Girls believe in love at first sight, men - in love at the first opportunity. Unknown German author
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Love is a story in a woman's life and an episode in a man's life.
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Every man dreams of a woman who will captivate him with her nobility and sublimity of feelings, as well as another woman who will help him forget about it. Helen Rowland
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Therefore, I want them to sincerely say to each other: “We love each other; let's see if we will love in the future! Or is our promise wrong?
"Give us time and a brief union to see if we are fit for a true union! It is a great thing to always be together!
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A woman was created to be loved, not to be understood. O. Wilde
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It is clear why a man and a woman cannot understand each other - because they want completely different things. A man wants a woman, and a woman wants a man.
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No matter how badly a man thinks of women, any woman thinks even worse of him.
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A man looks like April, when he is courting, and December, when he is already married.
William Shakespeare
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Women are much better than men able to say "no".

Aphorisms about the relationship between a man and a woman
(continuation)

Women rarely love strong men, they still do not understand that only strong man can correct their habits.
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They fall in love with desperate guys, and marry reliable ones.
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A good husband... when he finds his wife's stash... must add money to it!
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If a man likes a woman, he wants to be her first! .... If a man is in love, he wants to be her only one! ...and if he loves, then he will think about being the last!!!
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Women distrust men too much in general and too much trust them in particular.
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For a long time I remain under the impression that I made on a woman. Karl Kraus
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Only by examining many women can a man understand himself. Vladislav Gzheshchik
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Most women give up not because their passion is strong, but because their weakness is great. That is why enterprising men usually have such success, although they are by no means the most attractive. François de La Rochefoucauld
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No matter how much a young woman loves, she begins to love even more when self-interest or ambition is mixed with her feeling. Jean de La Bruyère
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A man who allows himself to be pushed around by a woman is neither a man nor a woman, but simply nothing.

Wives listen most attentively to their husbands when they are talking to another woman.
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The most difficult task for a woman is to prove to a man the seriousness of his intentions.
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A woman can forgive a man, even if he is not guilty of anything before her.
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A woman is the image, style and standard of living of a man.
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The more favors a woman gives to a man, the more she loves him and the less he loves her. Jean La Bruyère (“In the same way and vice versa” - from the author)
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A man falls in love with images, a woman with feelings.
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Still, no man can truly own a woman. He temporarily gains access to her body if he's lucky, but can only glimpse into her soul. Guy Gavriel Kay
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If a man does not provide material support to a woman, then sooner or later, he will be replaced. Unknown author

The most mysterious and at the same time the most beautiful phenomenon is the relationship between a man and a woman. And no matter how much a person tries to define the whole variety of manifestations in one phrase, he covers them only partially. Relationship statuses for social networks- an attempt to emphasize in this phenomenon what he himself experienced. Or make it clear important person how you treat him.

Original statuses about the relationship of a man and a woman

  • and a woman is possible. Assuming some degree of physical revulsion towards each other."
  • "Worse than losing a relationship can be losing yourself in that relationship."
  • "Distance is perceived amazing adventure if they are waiting for you at the end of the road."
  • "Why words, if looks are so eloquent?"
  • "Only the one who gives warmth himself can hope for the warmth of others."
  • "IN ideal relationship everyone feels as easy as in solitude, and as fun as in society."
  • "The best development of relations is to switch not to you, but to us."
  • "Nothing characterizes a person better than his behavior after a breakup."

Funny and woman

Relationship statuses are often humorous.

  • beloved woman for me ladybugs.
  • "Before the wedding, my wife and I agreed to eat more vegetables and less friend friend."
  • "I didn't know I was in a relationship with her until she started looking into it."
  • "Our relationship has shifted to new level when I started taking the trash out of her apartment."
  • "Only those women who are fed with words love with their ears."
  • "Why didn't they tell me earlier that this is not a marriage certificate, but another labor certificate?"
  • in two cases: if it is the current former and the former current".
  • "Men would never leave if the presence of a woman was as desirable as the intimacy with her."
  • "A smart woman never forbids her husband to go fishing. A wise woman helps to pack things and ... children there."
  • "Working women sometimes also want to have a wife."
  • "Women are smart as long as they are not in love."
  • "Next to a woman, any man can turn into a millionaire. From a billionaire."
  • "If a man stares into a woman's eyes, then he has already considered everything else."

Beautiful statuses about relationships

  • "Each of us is an iceberg. Until we recognize the warmth of another person."
  • "The attitude of a man to a woman directly depends on the attitude of a woman to herself."
  • "It costs great effort, having burned one, not to punish the other."
  • "Love is too dangerous to play. But it's so beautiful that it's worth it."
  • "Nothing saves a person like the embrace of a loved one."
  • "You don't have to be perfect. You have to be perfect for each other."
  • "In promises, men are all equal. Their actions stand out."
  • "A woman doesn't want to be the best. She wants to be the only one."
  • "No one causes so much pain as the one who gave the highest pleasure."

Statuses about relationships are more popular, the more beautiful they sound.

Statements about relationships with meaning

  • "The easiest way is to love for one quality. And try to love everything in a person ..."
  • "Even one thread in a relationship can keep people close, if not pulled like a tightrope."
  • "The fear of losing another cannot be the foundation for long term relationship. Everything just falls apart because of him."
  • "What is the point of cheating? If you want to be with a person, don't change. If you want to change, don't keep the person."
  • "A man can understand himself when he looks at his woman. For the worthy, she shines with happiness."
  • "Not so damaging to relationships heavy conversation like an understatement."

Relationship statuses help social network users to hint or say directly dear person about what's in your heart. Also, don't forget to be frank in private conversations.


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