Fairytale wishes. Scenarios for comic congratulations in the style of fairy tales
Any holiday will become a million times more interesting if a fairy tale is included in its script. At the anniversary it can be presented in a pre-prepared form. Competitions are often held during the performance - they should be organically integrated into the plot. But a fairy tale at an anniversary, performed impromptu, is also appropriate.
The characters of “Tsokotukhi Flies” in a new way
Often guests present funny fairy tales for the anniversary. For a woman, a reworked work by Korney Chukovsky, which is known to everyone since early childhood. Familiar and even slightly boring stories, presented from a different perspective, evoke genuine interest and infectious laughter among the audience. And “The Cluttering Fly” - this will be exactly the anniversary fairy tale that everyone, without exception, will like.
The following characters participate in the adaptation of the fairy tale proposed here:
- A clattering fly, the lady is pleasant in all respects, sociable and hospitable.
- Grandma Bee, a person who considers herself smarter than everyone else.
- Dragonfly, a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even talk to her.
- Moth, a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.
- Flea No. 1, School friend Flies.
- Flea No. 2, colleague.
- Flea No. 3, neighbor in the stairwell.
- Mosquito-hero, an outwardly inconspicuous man with a deep inner world, an extremely well-read and modest young man.
- Spider, a harmful and evil bailiff.
To make the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary more funny, artists should be selected according to the principle: “The more inappropriate, the better.” That is, on male roles Women will do and vice versa. And if the main character, a pleasant lady in all respects, is played by a man, this fact alone will cause the audience to burst out laughing.
Stage costumes
When coming up with funny fairy tales for a woman’s anniversary, you should keep in mind that this part of the preparation for the miniature drawing is extremely important. The success of a dramatization depends half on how creative the characters are. Therefore, in order for the presented fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary to be funny and humorous, you need to choose the right stage costumes.
For example, Dragonfly. Does everyone agree that a stout middle-aged man with a looming or rather prominent belly will play the charming slender woman? She must be in a dress with deep neckline and wearing huge dark glasses. It is best to entrust Grandma Bee to a young man, wrapping him in a shawl, putting on a long wide skirt and putting thick-rimmed glasses on his nose.
Particular care should be taken when making it. It will require sleeves from old clothes and several pairs of gloves. The entire structure will need to be stuffed with synthetic padding, pieces of foam rubber or cotton wool; you can insert wire frames inside the paw sleeves.
“Tskotukha fly” - the exit of the main character
The performance begins with the words of the presenter:
Funny fairy tales for an anniversary
The guests were cooking - look, don’t be timid!
Now the artists will tell us
They will show about Mukha and a skit.
So this Fly
(Not an old woman at all)
Once I was walking down the street.
And here on the road,
Looking at your feet
The beauty found the money.
Without thinking for long,
I forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to your place.
Since today it has become fashionable to play musical tales- jokes for the anniversary, then it would be appropriate to play off the appearance of the Tsokotukha Fly with a phonogram from Verka Serduchka about how she found the pie. The heroine should dance a little to this melody.
Flea Outlets
The fairy-tale skit for the woman’s anniversary continues to be demonstrated, and one after another the characters of the play being performed appear on stage.
The flea came first -
I brought soap for the fly.
The fly loudly, smiling from ear to ear:
- Come on in, godfather!
(Whispers) God didn't give her any sense!
Who gives soap?
Stupid thing!
He continues loudly:
- What a beauty you are!
I like your dress!!!
Flea number two has arrived
I brought a cake for Mukha.
Fly - loudly, smiling just as charmingly:
- Come in, sit down quickly,
It's my anniversary!
In a malicious whisper to the side:
- I brought a cake, why?
He knows I don't eat it!
Everything will go away on its own...
Look, your belly is like a ball!
Loud and sweet:
- Oh, what kind of boots
At the super fashionable Flea!
Then Flea-three came -
She didn't bring anything.
The clattering fly (speaks loudly and smiles sweetly):
- Hello, dear neighbor!
You're as pretty as candy!
(Evil whisper to the side):
- I'm just about ready to eat
For free…(Loud) Can you sit down
At the window. Isn't it blowing?
(Whispers) It still won't blow you away -
Look how much I’ve increased
Kilograms of fat - power!
Moth's appearance on stage
Very often, fairy tales and jokes played out for anniversaries, where close people gather and there are no children, can be somewhat ambiguous. This is where Moth appears on stage, according to the presenter, “a charming young man, unofficially recognized as a local sex symbol.” However, he is portrayed by a young girl - this also hides irony. And since today people increasingly prefer musical fairy tales for anniversaries, it is appropriate to accompany the release of the Moth with a song. Of course, the words in it will be new, but it’s better to take the melody from a famous hit. This, for example, could be the song “Oh God, what a man!”
The moth carries huge bouquet flowers and sings:
- Oh, God, what a fly!
Beautiful clattering lady!
How I want a daughter from you
And a barrel.
I also want a new Mercedes -
You are lovely, you are a peach!
The moth falls on his knee in front of the birthday girl and hands her a bouquet. The fly is embarrassed and answers him in tune with a song to the tune of “The chrysanthemums have long since faded in the garden”:
- Ah, my knight, cowboy,
I give my heart...
You are my dream, my hero!
I'm burning with passion!!!
Exit of Dragonfly and Grandmother Bee
And then “a slender, elegant beauty, unapproachable and proud, about whom all men dream, but are afraid to even speak,” appears (according to the presenter’s text). In reality, Dragonfly is performed by mature man, if possible, without any signs of slimness. Her release is accompanied by a remake song to the melody “I’m ready to kiss the sand,” in which the pronoun “yours” is replaced with “mine.” She is sad and even wipes her tears with a handkerchief.
The Moth notices a new target for its charms, compares them both with a glance, snatches a bouquet from the enthusiastic Fly and hurries to the Dragonfly. His romance is repeated for her.
I'm not a wasteful man...
I want a car from you!
I want a cool car,
An apartment and a dacha!
The all-knowing Granny Bee takes the stage with a loose sock in one hand and binoculars in the other. The phonogram "Old Grandmothers" is playing. She, approaching the Moth and his ladies almost closely, carefully examines everyone through binoculars from top to bottom. Then he takes out his phone, takes a photo of Mukha and dials the number.
Fight between Spider and Mosquito
The spider takes the stage, loudly singing a song to the tune of "Our service is both dangerous and difficult."
The bailiff service is dangerous and difficult,
But then it is immediately visible to everyone.
If someone is somewhere with us sometimes
Something won't pay
We took him by the throat with one hand,
We're already rummaging in our pockets with our other hand,
Let him scream: “Enough!”
The Spider notices the Fly, takes out the phone, compares it with the photo, nods with satisfaction and heads towards the Fly. Grandma Bee is happy, claps her hands, bows to the Spider and leaves.
-Madam, we've heard a rumor...
You have a sin on your hands!
Here's the message: "Fly,
Nicknamed Tsokotukha,
Once I was walking down the street.
And here on the road,
Looking at your feet
The citizen found the money.
Without thinking for long,
I forgot about the debt -
Take down what you find and give it away.
I just decided
How wonderful it would be
Invite guests to visit you."
Well, was it like that?
- Leave me alone!
Leave me alone, I ask you from God!
- Yes, I would be happy to
But the treasure must be given to our treasury!
The spider grabs food from the table and stuffs it into its bag, which hangs on its side. There he also puts rings and bracelets taken from the hands of the Dragonfly, gifts from the guests, then pushes the Fleas off the chairs, folds them and also tries to take them with him. But then Komarik appears. Then you can play according to Chukovsky’s fairy tale.
"Sleeping Beauty" - characters
Most often, remade fairy tales have great success. For the anniversary of the young married man, in whose family the computer and the Internet play an important role, “Sleeping Beauty” is perfect. The plot may be based on Pushkin's style. The fairy tale itself, presented to a man for his anniversary, may well develop according to its own, unique pattern.
The presenter reads the text, and the artists appointed by him or volunteered among the guests perform the actions that are offered to them during the course of the plot. To make this fairy tale scene performed by the guests funny, it is recommended to distribute the roles in this order: beautiful spouse (older man), business traveler spouse (young girl), neighbor (young man), computer (older woman).
Preparatory stage before improvisation
Remade fairy tales are often played for anniversaries today. And to make everything look colorful, you should prepare the attributes in advance: a backpack, a fishing rod, and for a “business trip”; a scarf for tears measuring 60 X 60 cm, on which its purpose is written; a box with slits for the eyes, representing a monitor, the cord from the keyboard should fit into it; three-liter jar with the inscription “For salt”.
"Sleeping Beauty" - the beginning
A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it -
A lesson to the good fellow:
Leaving - leave,
But, my friend, don't forget,
Call your wife
Smileys came more often,
Virtual confessions
Electronic messages
And free gifts
In Odnoklassniki - without a brand
You can send this now,
That is, to fulfill your duty.
Anniversary fairy tale - act one
Prepared for a business trip,
And the wife is alone
I sat down to wait. And at Kompa
I've already looked through all my eyes -
He is silent! Well, what's the matter?!
And fell asleep dead asleep...
Right there - behind the Computer.
Summer has already been replaced by a blizzard -
Wife sleeping soundly:
Apparently she has a virus
It was infected here.
From the Internet he moved in
Into the woman's body and dug
Right in the heart! There's a neighbor here
I knocked on her door for salt,
He looked around and... stayed.
He despised the Internet
Because I didn’t know that soon
He will get a lot of grief
Through your ignorance.
The husband appeared... “Oh my!” -
He screamed. Right away to the neighbor
Hit me from the right - right into the eye!
He already choked on his tea,
Sneezed, swayed
And he fell on a chair,
I was amazed by the friendly meeting.
"Sleeping Beauty" - act two
The presenter continues reading the text, and the presented one is played impromptu by the guests.
The husband rushed to his wife,
He even kissed me. Attempts
Still didn't bring any benefit.
The wife is sleeping. “Well, go to sleep,”
That's what he said. “Bad luck...
How can I be here? And my husband to the dacha
I drove off to think about it.
I did something stupid again!
"Sleeping Beauty" - act three
It should be clarified that impromptu fairy tales for an anniversary should be played with maximum irony. Therefore, inanimate objects with human characteristics and habits are usually the main characters in the plot. And since the fairy tale is presented for a man’s anniversary, some frivolity and eroticism would be quite appropriate in the acting.
And the wife sleeps blissfully.
The computer is next to her. Undoubtedly
He was in sleep mode -
My husband forgot to turn it off
This complex unit
He was not happy with himself!
This incident happened here -
The computer suddenly turned on,
I looked around and... fell in love!
Only a fool wouldn't fall in love
Our computer was not a simpleton...
Our Computer knew a lot of tales,
Knew how modest bunnies could be
To seduce with impudent flattery,
And which ones - and slander.
And without wasting a minute,
Whispers to the lady: “My bunny!
You make me crazy!
It was then that the lady woke up,
I reached out sweetly,
I looked around slowly
And she said: “Good,
Nothing to say, mistress!
Someone calls me bunny
Well, why am I sitting here?
Am I looking around?
My husband will never say that -
I know his breed!
And the neighbor has no use -
He needs salt."
I suddenly looked at the monitor -
I guessed what was going on here!
“Well, my computer, tell me,
Put everything on the shelves!
Where is my husband, answer me, he was hanging around,
Where were you hiding from your wife?”
The Computer gave her the answer:
"Where he was, where he is not
Now, and now at the dacha!”
“Yes, my friend, that’s bad luck.
He is far away, but you are nearby -
Let me sit closer!”
“Sleeping Beauty” - act four, final
When acting out impromptu fairy tales and jokes for an anniversary, the actors must have an excellent sense of humor, because they need to be able to cheer up the whole company with the help of facial expressions and gestures. Therefore, at this point the presenter should take a short break, allowing the artists to show a picture of the Computer and the Spouse flirting. The absurdity of the situation itself is quite ironic, and if the actors have good feeling humor, this scene can turn out super funny.
My wife's soul began to sing.
But... the door creaked quietly,
And then the husband came in! Let everyone
Remembers that suddenly one day
Anything can happen -
And the wife can fall in love.
Your enemy is not always your neighbor,
And sometimes - the Internet!
We wish the hero of the day:
Live together with your wife as a couple,
Stay healthy for many years
Don't let the Internet interfere
Their friendship, love, communication...
Oh, sorry, message
They sent it to me “for soap”!
Goodbye!(Here the presenter addresses the artists) Did you gallop?
With a balloon darling
Piglet
He rushes as fast as he can to the donkey for the holiday,
Winnie the Pooh pot where the honey was kept,
He happily brings it to the donkey as a gift.
And a wonderful lace, wise woman
Owl
For
I also brought Eeyore as a gift.
Let the heroes of the fairy tale forgive us today - They are not the ones who will visit your house today,
They are not the ones who will give you potted balls,
We can do this ourselves without them,
After all, as they say, we too “have a mustache”!
Let's inflate balloons - that's not a question,
There will be congratulations and gifts - loads,
There will be a lot of toast - just don't yawn,
Drink and refill your glasses!
A mess of fun awaits you today,
No falls - just one take-off!
We will give in to the ardor, we will set the heat - They will be stunned
Eeyore and
Owl for a couple,
Let us smash despondency to dust and smithereens today,
That will even make your jaw drop
Winnie the Pooh,
After all, we are not newbies in matters of fun,
So you're out of touch today,
Piglets!
Just don't drive us away, just don't be angry,
You are the best and most beautiful!
Just know it!
For you today - sun and flowers,
Because you shine for us like the sun!
You smell fragrant and beckon like a flower,
For us you are like a breath of fresh wind!
So burn the candles with a festive fire,
Birthday, be the most wonderful day!
Come true today, dreams and dreams,
So that there is no happier person in the world than you,
So that fairy tale heroes look at you
And, like you, they wanted to go crazy with happiness!
Other congratulations in the sections
On ours on sinners
There is one person on earth: In the soul
God's spark is burning, and there is a good light in the eyes. Father
His parishioners call him Alexander,
He is loved and honored for his wisdom and desire to help.
Sixty years ago he was born,
He was named Vasily, in honor of the holy martyr. A misfortune happened - and in childhood he lost his mother,
His father did not remarry, but took monastic vows. As a boy
Vasily, like everyone else, kicked a soccer ball,
I climbed into the gardens and read smart books.
And in his youth he gave flowers to the girls,
Played the guitar, cherished simple dreams. I loved motorcycles, and I loved the feeling of speed,
He paid his military duty in the army - he served for two years.
At twenty-seven, he decided a fateful question: he accepted monasticism, before
I made a vow to God. For a different life - Alexander was given a name,
Service
I am destined to dedicate myself to the Church. Semi
He was the rector of God's temples,
With diligence he brought them into the most splendid appearance.
Today he is the ruler by rank
Bishop,
Mentor, teacher and shepherd for his flock.
He gives hope to all his spiritual children,
He never tires of teaching obedience and patience. Strives to ensure that parishioners could understand
How important it is to love, respect and forgive each other,
Think about your weaknesses and your shortcomings,
Trying to correct them as much as possible.
He teaches not to make hasty decisions,
So that many mistakes in life can be avoided. And he himself is an excellent example for the “grazing sheep” - Living by the rules
God's spiritual father.
Restore the shrines that were destroyed
He is trying to return them to the Orthodox. Cares about the needs of parishes and monasteries,
To
More people could come to the one church.
We would like to wish you patience and strength today,
So that difficult work invariably bears fruit!
Let it always dawn
You
God's grace,
So that for many years
To you
Continue to serve the church. Congratulations in the form of a fairy tale are original way to please the heroes of the occasion. It will harmoniously fit into the scenario of any holiday, be it a wedding or birthday, wedding anniversary or anniversary.
At the request of the customer, poems can be written in imitation of any famous literary work: fairy tale, poem, verse. As a rule, congratulations on fairy tale form are written in a significant volume, because to tell interesting story in ten to twenty lines is simply impossible.
It turns out very interesting if a person’s entire life is outlined in the form of a tale-narration - the main milestones of the biography from birth to the present day are indicated. Such a work simply cannot help but touch you.
If you liked the examples of poems we wrote and you decide to order a fairy tale congratulation, write to email address: [email protected]. We will be happy to fulfill your order. Thanks to everyone who shared a link to any page of the site www.pozhelayka.ru: Julia
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CONGRATULATIONS ON ANNIVERSARY FROM TOASTS Come out with glasses filled with wine to the music: Greek, 2 Romans, Chinese, German, French, Russian, Siberian, Finnish, Armenian, 2 natives, American, 1: Years pass, but you don’t grow old - Your eyes haven’t lost color. Every year you seem to get younger,
Welcoming the fiery dawn of life.
Bloom and smell, rejoice and laugh,
Live your life playing giveaway with happiness. And don’t even hope for your anniversary,
Why don't we congratulate you? Here we are contrary!
Greek: From all corners of the earth
We have arrived to you
To congratulate and of course have a drink!
We have toast prepared for you too!
Roman 1:
I'll make a toast
The Roman Emperor asked me to tell you
Mark
Aurelius: "Let things go
Yours will be the same
You would like to remember them in your later years."
Roman 2:
And I’ll start a toast to the health of our birthday girl with the words of the Roman poet
Publius
Ovid:
There is no need to count years: people live differently...
The point is not in years, but in deeds - they must be counted.
Let's not drink to the anniversary
G.
I. and for her affairs - past and future, family and professional.
Frenchman:
The French say: “If in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.” you are always in good mood. Your charming smile delights us.
And so the years are over
You are not in control. you radiate feminine beauty and kindness.
On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are.
Chinese:
Chinese wisdom tells the greatest truth that a wise man appears in three changing forms: when you look at it from afar, it seems important and stern; when you approach him, you see that he is gentle and friendly; when you hear his words, he seems strict and tough.
Our
G.
I. is certainly a wise man.
If you come to her with your problems, she will greet you warmly and help, but she can also demand.
Let's drink to our health
G.
AND.!
German: Our dear, charming
G.
I. today is the anniversary. Well said
Schopenhauer: “Just as torches and fireworks fade and become invisible in the light of the sun, so the mind, even of a genius, as well as beauty, fades and is overshadowed by heartfelt kindness.” and drink to the heartfelt kindness of our hero of the day, which warms everyone like the sun us. I wish you health and happiness!
Hooray!
Russian:
Let's drink to good man a glass of wine and let us wish him to always have joy for the eyes, delight for the soul, and may the grains of his labors fall on fertile soil and always yield a rich harvest!
Armenian:
The better the cognac, the more stars on its label!
The older the cognac, the more refined and noble its taste!
We would like to wish
You, so that, than more anniversaries remained for
Your back, the more beautiful, stronger and more self-possessed
You have become!
Siberian:
We have
Siberians say: 1000 km is not a distance,
100 deer are not a herd, 55 years is not an age!
This means that our dear birthday girl is still a baby and she has everything ahead of her. We wish you, in about 50 years, to emerge from the swaddling clothes of babies and grow up, so that we can say: this is age!
For the upcoming 100th anniversary
G.
AND.
Native
1:
On
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, 350 are sunny. That's what I wish
To you, dear
G.
I. to
There was such a balance of joyful and sad days in your life.
But the natives
The Canary Islands are far from stupid.
During those 15 days when there is no sun, they gather in large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mangoes.
Guests are in banquet hall, standing in a row. The birthday girl enters.
Leading:
- Our dear (name, patronymic)!
We love you, respect you,
and we’ve known you for a long time,
We kindly ask you to start
Congratulations!
Several of the guests come forward in folk costumes. If possible, you can parody the ensemble of Nadezhda Babkina. 3 congratulatory ditties are sung to the soundtrack or live music.
Ditties:
1. We have gathered today
Not to the rally at all
Everyone has come to the court here,
Come in, guests!
To pronounce last word, and the best phrase of this ditty is when they present the microphone to the birthday girl. She invites the guests to come in. You can let her read the phrase from a piece of paper. Music plays, guests take their seats.
2. Oh again, once again,
Today we have a holiday here,
Who will tell the whole truth
About (name) us now?
While singing ditties, guests are given pieces of paper with a written poem. It emphasizes the phrase that the guest must read out loud. The guest follows the poem. When it’s his turn, he reads his line. Then the next one and so on. It turns out to be a whole poem. The lines in the poem: “They said it right, Or is it the other way around,” sing the ditties.
Poem:
At home our (name) is a bunny,
The ideal hostess
and the shock worker of labor
At work, as always.
They said it right, here it is
Or it's the other way around.
Endowed with beauty
and not alone in life,
My husband is still in love
and surrounded by love.
They said it right, here it is
Or it's the other way around. If my husband has a demon in his side,
Suddenly to the left oh-ho-ho,
Immediately (name) finds out
And, as it should, he caresses!
They said it right, here it is
Or is it the other way around?
Our (name) talents
It’s impossible to count at all
Writes, sews, cooks manti
So, lick the saucer!
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
How good are you!
(These two lines are read in chorus.)
The ditties continue:
1. I’ll go dance and stamp my foot,
All who came with envy, Let them burst today!
2. Was (Name) walking in the garden,
The princess herself bowed her head before her!
3. I’ll have a glass and a loan, so that there are no problems, Congratulations, congratulations on coming of age!
The first toast is raised “To the birthday girl.” The guests drink and eat.
Leading:
- The holiday has just begun, but there are already so many good words said to the birthday girl. And for good reason.
After all, today main holiday, a holiday from childhood. In this case, nothing and no one will prevent us all from plunging a little into the world of childhood today. And in childhood, many of us probably wanted to get into a fairy tale. Today such an opportunity will present itself. On this wonderful day we will find ourselves in a fairy tale, not even one, but several at once. And with your permission, I will play the role of a certain storyteller.
And the first fairy tale in which we have already found ourselves... But, however, let the birthday girl herself guess which fairy tale we are in.
The guest comes out. It is better if a young girl plays this role. In her hands is a flower glued together from colored paper. The flower has 7 petals of different colors.
Leading:
- What kind of fairy tale do you think we are in? (“Seven-flowered flower.”)
Girl with a flower:
- On every petal of this magic flower a riddle is written. We will give it to the birthday girl. She will tear off a petal and ask riddles to the guests. Answers to them are our greatest desires. And one petal is empty. His birthday girl will be the last to tear off and wish for her most cherished wish. We will all raise our filled glasses and drink to him.
6 riddles written on petals:
1. Without legs, but they walk. (Money.)
2. He looks at everyone, but doesn’t look at himself. (Sun, sunlight.)
3. It is different for a woman and a man, and everyone finds it in each other. (Happiness.)
4. Her smile inspires much more than all the Red Bulls combined. (Luck.)
5. What determines the weather in the house? (Good mood.)
6. A magnet attracts iron to itself, and it attracts people to each other. (Love.)
The birthday girl tears off the last petal, makes a wish, and glasses are raised for its fulfillment.
Leading:
- Amazing. But you can get to the next fairy tale only through... The dance floor! Everybody dance!
There is a musical pause.
At the end of the musical break, three people wearing bear masks appear on the dance floor. Leading:
- And here are our hosts of the next fairy tale! What fairy tale have we found ourselves in? (Masha and the bears.)
Certainly. Masha ran away from these bears, so they are very angry and will hunt us all. Whoever is caught will be turned into a bear. But they will hunt for a reason. These bears are related to each other. They have one hand tied. And your task is to break into pairs or triplets as desired and join hands. The bears will stand in the center of the hall. You must run from one part of the hall to another so that the bears cannot touch you. The winner is the pair or three that remain undeterred until the end.
Markings are placed in the hall: from where and where you need to get, so that the bears don’t bother you. Those who have been insulted sit down at the table. After the game, all guests sit down at the table.
Leading:
- And now, sitting at the table, we find ourselves in the next fairy tale. And this fairy tale is called...?
The presenter takes out a round piece of bread. Guests:
- “Kolobok”. Leading:
- That's right, the fairy tale “Kolobok”.
Our Kolobok traveled and traveled around the world and returned back to his parents.
And who should I thank for the fact that he was able to escape safely from the hare, and from the bear, and from the wolf? Who taught him all the wisdom of life?
Guests:
- To the parents.
The third toast is raised - to the parents. And the round bread is passed along the table, everyone breaks off a small piece and eats it. Thus, there is enough round bread for everyone present.
Carlson enters (“flies”) into the hall. Heads straight to the birthday girl. This is a guest in disguise. It is better if it is the husband of the birthday girl.
Carlson:
- Oh, incomparable (name)! (He gets down on one knee.) Let me kiss your hand! I, a man in the prime of his life, am smitten by your beauty and charm. Let me invite you to dance!
The game “Dance on the Newspaper” is played. Not only the birthday girl and Carlson take part in it, but also all the guests. After the game there is a musical break.
Then the guests are seated at the table.
Leading:
- And now we find ourselves in a fairy tale for 12 months. In this fairy tale, some interesting adventures also await us. It will take 12 brave people to overcome them.
12 people go to the center of the hall. Leading:
- Now each of you will pull out a piece of paper with the name of the month written on it. After this, your task will be to depict this month using facial expressions and gestures so that others understand what kind of month it is. You can show flowers that bloom this month, play up events, holidays that happen this month, and so on. Words and sounds are excluded.
A pantomime competition is being held to guess the months. Leading:
- So all 12 months have been solved, which means another year away. And we are already celebrating another birthday. And what a feast would be without a real Russian song!
But we will sing for a reason. I will be the conductor, and the rest will be the choir. According to the gesture of my hand, the choir will sing more quietly or loudly. Hand high, sing loudly, in the middle - medium, and below - quietly. The song chosen is any folk song known to everyone. For example, “Oh, frost, frost.” Everyone sings according to the conductor's hand.
Leading:
- We have just a magnificent choir. But this was only a warm-up, that is, a chant.
And now, in honor of the birthday girl, we sing the song “Happy Birthday” to a soundtrack (or live music). The song “Happy Birthday, love until dizzy...” is performed by the guests.
There is applause. Reply word provided to the birthday girl.
(After each competition, the winners may be awarded small incentive prizes.)
Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.
It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.
This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.
1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.
An impromptu fairy tale made according to the plot by everyone known history about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how inanimate objects play out their roles: the Pot and the Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).
Characters and lines:
Ball:"Best gift"
Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”
Piglet:“Free until Friday”
Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"
Preface(read by presenter)
They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).
Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is your favorite balloon- delicate, light and beautiful. So, actors out!
Fairy tale text:
Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.
And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best best honey in the best Pot, Vinny stopped, put the Pot down, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.
What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.
At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinnie quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!
Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.
Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ, ordered fiery music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and all the guests began to gather to dance for the sake of the hero of the day, a common cheerful dance.
“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.
2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from
The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”
Characters and lines
Girl: “Oh, how fun!”
Guests: “Congratulations!”
Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”
Cake: “Finger lickin’ good”
Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”
Holiday: “Hurray!”
Text
“Once upon a time there was a very beautiful and very kind girl, more than anything in the world, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. That's why every birthday turned into real holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew on the lit Candles with all her might. The girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from powdered sugar from Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.
It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”
3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”
For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.
The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the plot, as if directing the process ( approximate version comments attached).
Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.
Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (distribute roles among participants).
Text
Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.
So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).
Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),
The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).
But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).
They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).
The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump, it’s hot).
From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).
They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.
Travelers from last bit of strength rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it (Drink, bend lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).
Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”
Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man is great woman, such as ours... (Name)
To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.
This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.
Characters:
Red Yagodka - birthday girl,
Two Mosquitoes,
Gooseberry.
Text
So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,
But maybe on strawberry,
In general, in a beautiful clearing,
Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,
Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,
And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!
We don't know what year she was born,
But our Berry was in its very juice!!!
And traditionally on your birthday,
She accepted congratulations from everyone:
All her fans always gather
Berries are trying to capture the heart.
Her neighbor Oak is playfully tickling her with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?
The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,
And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.
Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,
Only royally accepts courtship!
But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,
A well-known treacherous lover in the area.
He pushed everyone away with his thorns:
He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:
So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,
And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.
Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...
But here former fans became bolder:
The oak waved its branches at the opponent,
The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,
The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,
And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!
Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,
And under passionate pressure he gave in.
He was only ready to let me win,
And not these real cool guys!
Berry watched the battle playfully
And I felt like a prom queen!
And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,
And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:
The oak tickles playfully with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?
The breeze blows and gently caresses,
And the Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.
Berry was amused and waved her hand:
This is a sign of approval for a kiss!
Fans are allowed to kiss her,
And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)
Now is the time to crown her! (bring in the crown)
And everyone can congratulate!!!
The tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a thematic anniversary ceremony, for example, "The Queen's Suite", which you can watch.
5. Impromptu theater "English scene"
Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.
Characters:
Lame, fat king Sigismund III,
Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)
The stick (which always creaks)
Poodle Williams,
A curtain,
Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.
Text:
Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!
Picture 1.
The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs away after him. The curtain closes.
Picture 2.
The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.
Picture 3.
The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.
Picture 4.
The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!
6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”
To participate in this fun, the host invites the hero of the day and seven male guests. Preferably costumes for gnomes and Snow White (or caps for gnomes and big bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance ( musical arrangement prepare in advance)
Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.
They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had one more thing favorite hobby which they all did together...
and then Snow White was the most happy woman all over the world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.
They don’t drink to health—they pray for it;
They don’t drink for happiness—they fight for it;
They don’t drink to love, they do it;
Let's drink to your dreams - let them come true!
I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and happy nights
good friends you and your friends!
Let your life not be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The car key is in your pocket
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa
I wish you not to know grief,
So that there is a sea of happiness,
And I would never get sick
And not grow old for a very long time...
Get more money
But don't sweat from work.
Sleep softly and eat deliciously,
May it bloom in all its glory!
In general, I wish you happiness -
Happy birthday!
Believe it if you want
If you want it, don't believe it,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.
This animal is called "moose"
“It’s been like this for a long time.”
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you would like and be able to
So that happiness does not end,
To dream about good things,
So that the matter succeeds
May everything always come true!
Wish good health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
For pleasure once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
So that there is no alarm clock - damn it,
And wild sex woke you up!
I personally wish with all my heart,
So that, like a domestic cat,
You've always had a great time
Both at work and at home!
If you are the sun, shine!
If you are a bird, fly!
If you are a fish, swim!
If you're going to be cancer, call me!
So that the table is bursting with food,
And the bed is a pleasure.
To have something to wear
and in front of whom to undress.
Congratulations on your birthday.
And I wish you not to get sick.
Sweet life, like a jar of jam.
And love, and not growing old at all!
Funny birthday greetings
I wish you a self-assembled tablecloth,
And she’s wearing a beer with a battering ram,
Expensive coffee beans,
Cognac with black caviar,
Shish kebab with fragrant smoke,
And better champagne,
Pineapples and bananas
Ten kilograms of all,
And also a bag of money,
And a box of miracles,
A chest of health,
So that you are always cheerful,
Live a hundred years enjoying yourself,
Happy birthday, kisses!
I wish you to smile forever,
Always swim in gold
Don't lose good friends
Which you can trust.
Live on a positive note
Keep your warmth.
Love, be friends, know how to forgive,
Relatives should be valued and respected.
Always have good luck
Everything else is just water.
Let this one a year will pass to "ok"
No regrets or hassles!
I want to wish you a happy birthday! To wish for something simple
human happiness and unearthly love. May it always be on you
money suddenly attacks, and don’t even think about fighting back. Let yours
desires are crying because of your possibilities, and don’t rush to calm them down.
Let your goals catch up with you, and let your dreams be stunned by yours
fantasies. I wish you to experience incredible uplifts and such successes,
that will take your breath away.
I wish you success, great prosperity,
So that money sticks to your hands... and to your heels!
And the main thing is to have more friends in life,
And many sunny, joyful days!
I wish you health and a rich life,
A luxurious dacha, a big salary.
Let everything in life be just “Wow!” yes "Ah!"
Let both ears ring with happiness.
A trip to Cyprus and a coat from Gabbana.
And unscheduled bonuses in both pockets.
May your mood always be great
And your birthday lasts for weeks.
Happy birthday
And we wish for simple things:
So that everything in the soul rejoices,
And my heart beat to the beat.
What was dreamed came true.
Everything was bought and sold.
For houses to be appreciated,
Instead of a chair, they bought a throne.
Respected at work
All ideas were accepted.
To go on vacation - to resorts,
We did the repairs ourselves.
And the account flowed steadily
Large cash flow.
Today is your birthday!
You can get drunk "into the pig"
Play around without looking back,
You can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.
Have fun, walk, dance,
Take your breath away,
Send everyone into culture shock!
And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!
Happy birthday
And I want to tell you
What I wish for:
Never be discouraged
Be an optimist in life
It's just a joy to notice
Don't compromise
Get everything from life.
Let everything be just great:
Money, children and love!
Know that life is always beautiful
Smile again and again.
Happy birthday!
I wish you a lot of money!
So that my head doesn't hurt,
And let the soul always sing!
May life love you!
She generously gave!
Well, for those who disagree,
In your hands - a flag! And the path is clear for them!
Let dreams come true,
Goals are being achieved.
The budget is multiplying,
Career is developing.
Health is strengthened,
And your spirit is tempered.
Let problems be solved
And they don't appear in the future.
Let misfortunes and adversity
They won't find their way to you,
Trouble will not set foot on the threshold.
Please accept congratulations as a gift!
I wish you happiness, laughter,
Luck, success.
And life is just a fairy tale,
And from relatives only affection.
Let your dreams come true
Friends just smile.
Let problems be fun
Money rustles in my pockets.
Good luck - full chest!
Keep your feet up!
Funny SMS happy birthday greetings
“What is a birthday?”
What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
The guests are drunk at the end
Everyone with lipstick on their face!
Oh, what a pity, today I
I can't be with you
But I’ll congratulate you via SMS,
Be beautiful and lovely!
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed! “I wish you on your birthday”
I wish you on your birthday,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
So that there is both fun and peace,
The husband was a king, the lover was a prince!
And money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep and an apartment in the center,
So that the breasts only become larger,
A sip of love, but a hundredweight of happiness! “Happy birthday, darling!”
Happy birthday, dear!
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!
Let them give you diamonds,
Hurry up to accept them!
Let more money will,
And love - in a million!
Don't let people judge you
You are a champion in life! "More laughter in life"
Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All the problems and worries
They were like a microbe!
And more laughter in life,
To be the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And know love to the fullest! "Let there be less critical days»
Let there be fewer critical days,
And more – cloudless, passionate!
Let there be plenty of money in your bag,
And fewer dangerous connections!
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups! “What is more important to you?”
What is more important to you:
Be richer or smarter?
I wish you in one fell swoop on your BD
Become a smart oligarch!
To keep the money flowing
And the brains worked.
Well, who will I be?
Your first deputy! "To eat and drink..."
To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and where.
So that in a glass of wine
There was a sip for me too! “Sweet honey would flow down my mustache...”
Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat coat,
And your kitchen is a throne room,
In the corner there is caviar with balyk!
Let the queen enter with a knock,
And the servants bow to you,
There were so many drinks,
Sweet honey would flow down your mustache! “I hasten to congratulate you personally”
The year flew by as usual
Birthday has arrived.
I hasten to congratulate you personally,
Let everythnig will be alright.
Let them shine with a smile
Your tender lips.
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty! “We wish you red girls”
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sherbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you! “I wish pestilence and destruction...”
I wish you pestilence and destruction,
You will receive subpoenas,
Fire, all sorts of bad things...
Successful in life AVOID! “We congratulate you, buddy!”
Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone “horseradish”, “stump”,
We congratulate you, buddy,
Have a wonderful birthday! “Darling, I can’t wait!”
Darling, I can't wait
Come to the new address,
Entrance two, apartment twenty,
Knock once, ring three! "Let's put aside the jokes"
Let's put jokes aside
It's time for great things!
Equal share for birthday
Spill the bottle! “We are all sadder after thirty”
No, dear, no matter how you look at it,
No matter how much noise you make when you hear congratulations,
But every year after thirty
We are all sadder on our birthday! “I’ll download the file of your love”
I'll download the file of your love,
I'll put it on the computer
And then you erase it,
So as not to end up with someone.
I will launch the LOVE program
A little scared.
I think I got there
Some kind of virus is complex. “I immediately appreciated the joke”
I was walking, smoking, a dog was running,
And he says - did you buy the cake?
Today is my brother's birthday!
How? Did you appreciate the joke right away? “Carried on wings...”
I bought you the gift you needed,
He carried it on wings - and then he broke it,
I'm sitting downstairs at the entrance,
I don’t have the strength to get up! « Merry wishes»
Congratulations! I wish you
Male strength and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can I say it again female attention…
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world! "Happy birthday my friend!"
Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servants,
Your own yacht!
In the center is a personal apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams! “May everyone stare at you!”
I wish you on your birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no end to men,
So that a manicure is always in order,
And appearance is pure ideal,
In love, let it be only sweet,
May everyone look up to you! “More cold beer”
I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me! “I wish there was plenty in my pocket”
I wish there was plenty in my pocket,
Bananas and cabbage were blooming,
And smile from ear to ear,
A smile suits you so well! "Always catch men's views»
Always catch men's gazes,
And only choose a prince!
And money - we don’t need enough -
May life resemble paradise!
Let your hair be stylish
And cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
Love gives us health! “How important it is to have time for everything in life”
How important it is to have time for everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday today,
Be happy and healthy! “You will meet your prince!”
My dear friend!
On your birthday
You're like that frog in a fairy tale
You will meet your prince!
If you don’t meet me, it doesn’t matter!
There is a short recipe:
Even a weirdo will become a prince
If you drink vodka! "Like a man to a man"
Like man to man
I want to wish
Let it dispel the melancholy
Everything is within your reach!
To stand... on the table
You have a whole feast!
So that everything I wanted
In life you got it! “Let the vodka flow over the edge”
Let the vodka flow over the edge
And the tables are bursting!
Celebrate your birthday
Like the best balls!
Let the girls always come to you
They fly to the light,
We wish you happiness and goodness,
So that I can do everything in the world! “We wish you to eat on a golden platter”
We wish you to eat on a golden platter,
The security should stand with an axe,
A fashionable tailcoat and a diamond in the buttonhole,
This is how life should be! “Let’s do THIS with you...”
Let's do THIS...
Let's celebrate your birthday! "Friendship from friends"
Friend! Live, bloom and smell,
Fall in love, burn and play the fool!
But I have two requests: don’t waste away from viruses
And, if you can, don’t forget us! "Two Rules"
To live life, you need to know a lot.
Remember two rules to start with:
You're better off starving than eating crap
And it’s better to be alone than with just anyone. "Happy Birthday"
Happy Birthday,
Put the kettle on gas quickly.
I'm bringing you cookies
Let's celebrate now.
There will be a lot of jokes, laughter,
Pour tea into mugs.
I'm almost there
Meet me in five minutes! “So be healthy!”
So be healthy!
Live richly
So much will allow
Your salary!
And if the salary
He won't let you live -
Well, don't live
No one is being forced! "Health, happiness, money"
Health, happiness, money, buddy,
We wish! May your soul be full!
And remember: you can't argue with this,
Whatever the buddies want. “Sending SMS via SMS”
I was quickly coming to your holiday,
And a hedgehog ran along the road,
He poured out his needles,
And he gave me a flat tire!
Now I'm freezing here alone,
And I send “SOS” via SMS,
Send me a trailer if possible
With a supply of brand new wheels! "Birthday"
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's all the fun
I didn't leave!
Funny birthday greetings to a woman
Forget today that you are someone else's
Friend, grandmother, wife.
You are a woman -
And you will have to drink this cup to the bottom!
It's time to awaken coquetry in yourself,
After all, Birthday is just around the corner!
It's time to fall not into insanity, but into childhood
And wish the best for yourself.
Down with the neighbors on the bench,
Let it be there today without you
They discuss enviously
What a madam you have become!
On this day a flower bloomed,
Nothing sweeter or more beautiful.
Happy Birthday to You,
Our solar one!
So that the smile intoxicates
All the men in the world
To be taken to work
In a convertible.
May fate send a horse
And a prince for the set.
To read poetry lovingly,
Until dawn.
May happiness surround you
Spreads its wings.
Love yourself every moment
And the world will become more beautiful.
We are pleased to congratulate you now
One of the most bright women.
Shine as a star, rule your family
Yes, you will live for a hundred years, no less!
Grow vigorously in your career,
And captivate men with beauty,
Do everything in your own way
Live desperately and brightly!
Let passions and love boil
It will melt the ice and excite the blood.
You will be happy again.
How can you congratulate a woman?
A bouquet of colorful flowers,
And to leave a postcard in it
WITH pleasant smell spirits
Well, I’ll write in the message
Only part of what you can wish for:
Love, hot kisses
And dance without getting tired.
Health to all family and friends,
Robots with big profits.
And so that no risks
They didn’t tug at your soul!
I was once born on this day
You are mine beautiful Goddess,
To become a joy for us,
Life-giving moisture in the desert.
From the bottom of my heart, dear, congratulations
And today I want to wish
So that you don’t get tired when you’re with friends
You celebrate your “sixteenth birthday”.
So that luck is a devoted bird
Flew on your shoulder
So that you can be proud of yourself,
May everyone love you dearly.
So that they rush after you: “Beauty!
Dazzlingly beautiful... Young!
Strike the male sex with direct fire,
As if Hollywood star!
Be successful, kind and gentle,
Let your eyes shine with love,
Your life is a boundless ocean
The storm will pass by.
May your dreams come true soon
And the soul rejoices and sings.
Happy Birthday, dear! The best
It will be your coming new year!
Of course it's morning for you
There are a lot of important things to do:
To caress your husband tenderly,
Give him the trousers so he can put them on,
Feed the child, the cat,
Take a sip of coffee on the go,
Wave your hand through the window,
Breathe a sigh of relief.
But today is a special day!
Don't rush to get up
And when you wake up, be ready
Accept congratulations.
Coffee, kisses, roses -
Everything, dear, is for you.
There are tears in my eyes from happiness,
You hug us, loving...
We all love you very much,
We respect your work.
To be happy -
On your birthday we wish you!
Today we all have no time to sleep,
Your spring is coming to you!
And he promises a birthday
Surprises, fairy tales, miracles.
Let them fade into the background
Work, kitchen, laundry,
And your eyes will light up again
As before, from a bouquet of roses.
We congratulate you together
And together with the odes we wish
Be slim without dieting
Be known as fashionable and stylish for many years.
So that every social outing is yours
Scared envious people with novelty,
And all the men are surrounded
They smoked nervously behind their backs.
Let things be meaningful
There is an envious noise around you.
Let it be bright women's spring
And the angel will not forget the address.
Bright birthday celebration
I knocked on your window.
I wish you good luck,
Drink wine to the bottom of your life,
It's so beautiful to smile
Radiate warmth for everyone.
To summarize, in short -
We are all very lucky
That we know you. Eventually,
Let me ask you this.
Don't be too strict
If something is wrong, we will take it into account.
You are beautiful in spirit
And, of course, externally too.
And I would like, I won’t hide it,
Wish you happiness. Maybe,
Do you have any wishes?
Let everything come true then!
Light, a sea of charm,
Let your fantasies rise
always accompanies you,
Let them give stars from the sky.
Let friends give smiles,
Not allowing sadness to come to you.
I wish you sunny happiness,
And on this day and hour and moment
Let your wishes come true
And Brad Pitt will come to visit.
And compliments like fireworks
Let them sparkle endlessly.
Men's smiles, girlfriends' envy,
May they always make you happy.
Flowers - armfuls, and gifts
More and only expensive ones.
Let luck turn your head
And the world will freeze at your feet.
You are an angel, you are the most beautiful of all,
Where you go, there is always success,
I wish you a lot of happiness,
So that the limousine is at the doorstep!
Luxurious house and everything with it,
So that every day brings good luck,
On the Caribbean islands, a dacha,
Luck, joy, success,
Health, money, lots of laughter.
And you will let happiness into the doorway,
Reading the rhymes of these lines!
Cool congratulations on your housewarming
The hut-ward pampers,
He invites everyone for pies.
IN former house- a bit cramped
We need to expand our circles!
Let guests into the mansions,
Celebrate housewarming.
“With cheerful happiness, with a new home!” -
We will shout to you together!
If the cat enters the house first,
This means that comfort has settled in him,
If the light is blinking in the window,
This means the owners are waiting for us there.
Congratulations to the guys on their housewarming,
Let the aroma of pies beckon!
And with broad spiritual aspiration
Everyone will be happy to see each other here!
May dear guests come to you
And ringing laughter flows, the table breaks,
After all, from now on say goodbye to nostalgia
And accept new house the turn has come!More short congratulations Happy housewarming → Congratulations on your housewarming,
Oh, the mansions are good.
Pour it quickly, master,
Only generously, from the heart!
I wish that in the house
There was cognac on the table,
And there was caviar to go with it -
This is a very good sign.
May your floor be very strong,
Don't let the bed creak.
So that there is strength in the body
You need to complete your family.
Congratulations on your housewarming!
Guests rush to you in a crowd,
There will be celebration and fun -
Let the brownie bother
Helps with housework
And it saves wealth.
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Friendly life without worries!
Happy housewarming to you, friends,
Today I congratulate you.
Enjoy your space
I wish it from the bottom of my heart.
You can walk safely
In slippers, robe
According to its legal
And to my native ward.
Smoke in the toilet
It's already possible too.
Will never be in the house
You may be worried.
More housewarming greetings to friends →
What kind of strange fun is this?
Housewarming has arrived!
Gather your guests - Only.
sincere people
We want to wish you
Live and get along together,
There is only happiness in the new house,
Kindness, love and passion!
Forget your shitty life -
The gloomy world of slum apartments: We moved into a new apartment -!
To a new home, as in
new world
Let the family, taken separately -
Yours will be in this country
And prosperous-rich,
And doubly happy!
And with borscht - cabbage soup - pilaf
(I won’t eat a portion in a day!)
Let the children grow up healthy
Love and happiness to you all!
Repair - repair...
But for housewarming
We are waiting for an invitation!
Fun is coming!
Funny birthday greetings to a woman I wish you immodest profits. A huge account in a Swiss bank. A large dacha outside the city. Good health to boot.
Big victories
in the affairs of the amorous Canaries and the Cote d'Azur, all sorts of successes in life, and most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish that WOW! And never OHHO-HO! A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away. Of course, to be WOW!! And so that FU absolutely
not enough. So that sometimes WOW! “WOW!” is not nonsense, “NOT
MAYBE!” - this is real, “FUCK IT!” - albeit virtually. WOW! —
so that it would surprise more often, “WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough. And at will
EGE-GEY! And to make it come true, come on, pour it!
I wish you more
relax, swim and sunbathe at the sea. Celebrate this holiday with dignity
dashing, To wake up with a sore head!
But before these
after the banquet Have a fun night until dawn! Fabulous days and
Have fun nights, Good girlfriends and friends to you!
Basket of success,
a bag of luck, a bag of fun for your birthday, health
a backpack - on fragile shoulders, a tight wallet with a wad of bucks - for
meeting!
go easy.
Let the horses gallop past too, only giving a horseshoe
good luck. Well, if trouble awaits you somewhere, a real man
let him come to the rescue!
Happy birsday, my dear! Live forever without knowing troubles, So that the salt does not spill, The cup fortunately breaks,
They didn’t give me a watch. So that black cats can go around a mile away. Dogs at
so that the windows don’t howl, and so that your affairs are definitely not down the drain!
Dear and innocent Charming, bright Divinity of our everyday life,
Rare, cherished, Naked soul, Proud like a queen,
Frank like Putin
Simple-minded, like Eva, Beautiful, like
Brezhnev Absolute, like power, Sincere and polite, Precious,
Like a treasure, On you, dear, Sparkling speeches, How we congratulate you, Our hearts are already lighter. To my dear lady on her birthday, It’s so nice to wish... A suitcase of great fun, To laugh all your life!
Barrel
full of love
So that every new day you can get drunk and bloom, driving out melancholy and laziness! We wish you happiness and a little sadness, We wish your friends not to upset you,
So that pain and grief do not meet, So that joy and jokes do not end,
So that there would be spring in the middle of winter and summer, So that there would be a lot, a lot of light. AND
Let everything planned come true, After all, it was worth being born for this!
On your birthday, congratulations from us - this is the time. We send good words- that's two. Being ahead all the time is three. Live with everyone in
friendship, in the world - it seems to be four. Never lose heart is
five. Multiplying everything you have is six. Be considerate of everyone
- that's seven. Always be in
normal weight
- that's eight, nine,
ten. Well, and in addition to this - Happiness, joy, good luck! My dear candy! Happy Birthday, my darling! Let it happen
gorgeous drunk in your nice cozy little apartment. Let them fill up
guests have been invited to you and they will shower you to the brim with foreign gifts
From Paris, Milan, Alaska. Wish you health and joy, Sea love and success, scarcity, goodies, sweets, happiness feminine, cheerful laughter!
Today is your birthday, how long
it hit - it doesn't matter. So be forever young, After all, life is given to us
only once! We wish you a life full to the brim, so that there is no
bad weather, In short, without
you want it yourself. Love to you, faith, hope, goodness!
Happy Birthday
Congratulations And with all our hearts we wish: To be loved for a hundred years And that’s all
forget sorrows. To be healthy, young and attentive wife, kind
always a daughter and for many years an exemplary mother and a faithful friend!
Live, dear, for a long, long time and don’t count your years! Let happiness
joy and health always accompany you! It doesn't matter how old you are
you today, After all, it won’t matter anymore. We wish you happiness, good
health, and the most beautiful things that have been given to us in life!
We wish
there is a lot, a lot of happiness, We want the path you took in your young life
It did not become a narrow path. We wish you more love, Huge, pure, like
tear And so that your happy eyes smile more often!
If the wind is in your face, don’t bend, If trouble strikes, be strong, If there is joy in your heart, sing, And always be yourself!
One more year to live. No problem! This is the secret of life, always stay young, even if the year gets longer!
I wish you good health, so that your chest does not hang like a rag. And cunnilingus
once a week, someone would do it for you. And early in the morning at dawn,
