Silly statuses. Wise statuses about stupid people

Few people noticed how the answers of smart and stupid people differ, for example: “Darling, can we go to the cinema today?” Clever: “Come on, I haven’t been there for a long time, only I choose the film” “Let’s go?” Dumb: “What, what kind of movie, why did we buy a home theater then?”

The stupidity of people is so high that he is unable to understand and realize it.

On Saturday, smart girls will be given candy, and stupid but smart boys will get coins.

If others consider you stupid, then you yourself want it or you pretend well.

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Our whole world is a big joke in which smarter people laugh at those who are dumber.

Everyone can hit a little blunt, but you don't have to do it all the time, as it becomes a habit.

Only a complete cretin would pass something to his girlfriend in civilian transport through stranger. It’s impossible, because by such actions you are talking about your indifferent attitude to a loved one.

Fools learn from their mistakes, while smart people stand aside and learn from the mistakes of fools.

You think I'm such a fool, don't you think?

a fool sees only fools around him, smart-smart, wise - both of them.

And how well everyone starts: beloved ... cute ... pretty ... little ... stupid ... fool ... fool ... idiot ... stupid ... cattle ... bastard ... *blanc ... I hate. ©

Life played with me again ... I was left in the cold ...

Live a century - learn a century, but, after all, you will still die a fool

love is when you have no money in your account, the last twenty in your pocket, and you, like a fool, put it automatically on his number.

Thanks to fools: in comparison with them, many consider themselves smart.

Others are not stupid, they are just not you.

Passion often turns an intelligent person into a fool, but no less often endows fools with intelligence.

Don't talk about love. Every fool on earth says he loves someone. But it's nothing! It's only a sound! Your feelings are only important to you. Only what you do for the people you say is valuable love. Only this can be taken into account ... (c)

That's when you come to the store, the seller gives you change, and you pull your hand so that they put it in your hand, but no, he puts it on this plastic crap! And then you stand like a fool, this little thing and pick it out!

It is only fools who overcome all difficulties. Smart people bypass them

The law is not written for fools. If it is written, then it is not read, if it is read, then it is not understood, if it is understood, then it is not so!

For me, a fool, the laws are not written, and if they are, then small handwriting- illegible

Thanks to television, a fool sees a fool from afar :)

Man is the only animal that can be a fool

Is it really all serious .. really not just like that .. it turned out I was mistaken again ... like everyone else, he is just a fool ....

Two fought in me - me and another fool

There were two people fighting inside of me - me and another fool.

Everyone in our family is smart, such a bad heredity

Choose a holiday for yourself today: fools day, humor day, bird day, pasta day, lard day, name day for all Dash

Better to ask and make a fool of yourself for five minutes than not to ask and be a fool for life.

WHO WILL EXPLAIN TO ME FOR A FOOL WHY TO WRITE THIS LIKE THIS????

I'm not so stupid as to pretend to be smart

There is nothing more annoying than to see how a well-spoken word dies in the ear of the fool to whom you said it.

The most annoying thing in this world is that fools are always full of self-confidence, and smart people always doubt.

Fools are those who make a girl suffer without even thinking

They ask like smart, but pay like a fool!

Now you won’t meet a simple fool ... everyone has a higher education!

A fool boasts of his success, but a smart one waits for others to praise him.

To slap at least the one in the mirror: “Hello, stupid girl, how did you manage to lose everything?”

In fact, it's hard to get me mad at all. On the Internet, only fools and viruses succeed in this, and there are aaaaaaaa lot more fools on the World Wide Web than viruses!

“missed calls, like wrappers for fools! and at least your one ...”

What are you, a fool? We are going to drink vodka and drink beer ...

Men's logic is simple and revealing, And not embarrassed to pass for a fool - The poet said that it is desirable for men How can less woman be in love. And I am from the heights of not poetic lyrics And without a touch of mental depths I will say: THE LESS YOU LOVE A WOMAN, THE MORE HER OTHER MEN HAVE!

It’s a pity for the kulak, but you have to beat the fool ...

open new sign zodiac - lol! The horoscope for every day is the same!

And you know, even fools can be sad, but you try to be happy.

Talking with everyone on an equal footing, fools are often not mistaken.

If it seems to you that there are only fools around you, then you are central

The norm has no signs. It's the spaceless point between the crazy and the fool

If you are called a fool, do not demand proof with foam at the mouth, otherwise you will get it.

A fool boasts of his successes, while a smart one waits to be praised by others.

fool .. but I loved you ..

We are not afraid of fools - why be afraid of ourselves ...

A fool does not grow wiser with age, but becomes an old fool)

Fools think alike

I've come to believe that God likes fools. Otherwise, why would he create so many of them.

A smart person sometimes just needs a drink. To take your mind off the fools.

Every fool knows that you can't get the stars from the sky. But I'm not stupid, I'll try!

I sometimes realize that he's just a fool that he didn't choose me...

One of the most vivid manifestations optimism - the phrase: "What a fool I was!"

There is nothing more annoying than to see how a well-spoken word dies in the ear of the fool to whom you said it. © Charles Montesquieu

There is no life without you, fool.

Girl, I only need you, hear? darling, I'll only be with you now come here hug me!!

It is only fools who overcome all difficulties. Smart people bypass them.

a man went to the toilet. He took off his pants, sat down. Then he hears a voice: - Hello. He: - Hello. - How are you? - Normally. - What are you doing? - Guess! there's some kind of idiot behind the wall.

A smart person is not proud of his knowledge, usually fools give advice.

There are few fools in the world, but they are arranged so competently that they are found at every turn.

An aphorism is a phrase of one smart person, which is repeated by every fool.

Fools are not mammoths, they will not die out

Two Russian troubles - fools and roads - are compensated by one Russian happiness - vodka. Drunken fools the state of the roads @ yu.

For me, a fool, laws are not written, and if they are written, then in small handwriting - illegible ...

Fools are those people who, having bought a piggy bank and put five rubles in it, immediately break it!))

I stopped giving advice a long time ago, I stopped when I realized that only fools give them and only fools use them.

[...Fool, weakling, drunk, man without a future...].

I have panties with polka dots ... here panties are so cowards! all the guys in our class - show them, show them! Well, you, big fool, why don’t you pester me!? I have panties with polka dots! don’t you know?

you look at him, well, it seems that he is not a fool, but he says such nonsense.

At 12 o'clock, and in the heart of Dejavu. And I'm walking down the street, and I love you. It's naive, but you shouldn't hide your feelings, but I seem like a fool, but it's not empty inside. I’ll save all our love once. We won’t go aground, we’ve already been there, we’ll grind all the hardships, because we need it (c)

What could be worse than a fool??? Fool with initiative

You're a fool. And I'm tired...

It's better to ask and make a fool of yourself for five minutes than not to ask and be a fool for life.

He acts like a moron, behaves like a fool, and does not understand anything .. so why do I love him ?!

Man is a being, once smart, sometimes not.

And where is your girl who came to you? - She's gone, she's gone. But she loved me very much... - And you? -And I'm a fool, mom, I'm a fool ... (c).

The fool has a great advantage over the educated man: he is always pleased with himself.

Do not argue with a fool, he will first lower you to his level, and then crush you with experience.

If a person deceived you once, then he is a scoundrel. If a person deceived you twice, then you are a fool

Fool! Naively thinks he can live without me. So we have already been privately married, and they are expecting children ... And the opinion of the public in our time means a lot !!!

A smart person sometimes just needs a drink. To take my mind off the fools

that mascara is blurred, and the eyes are wet .. fuck you all, give me some vodka. I will never go back to him. he is a fool, and I .. I will go and get drunk .. and tomorrow ?? what tomorrow? I will get up again and I will be bored again ...

Without a sucker life is bad, but without a fool it is easy)

Fool of my life)

A real intellectual will never say "you're a fool", he'll say "you're not qualified enough to criticize me." Here you go everyone

If they constantly make a fool out of you, then you are fertile material for this!

Today is Sunday, cookies for girls, and boys, fools, with a thick stick on the sides! =))

And I ran away from home yesterday. I'm 38. I'm a fool. (C)

If someone said “Fool!” to you, do not rush to think that he is smart; maybe he just introduced himself.

To mess around with a fool, to shit in nettles

One fool will ask so many questions! That a dozen wise men are unable to answer them...

Statuses about stupid people– what you need for emotional discharge. Tell your friends about what shocks you with the following phrases.

Does stupidity have a right to exist?

1. They say, human brain unlimited. But in our case, we are talking only about boundless stupidity.
2. The ability to objectively assess one's own capabilities, and oneself, is already a sign of intelligence, regardless of education.
3. Don't complain about failures. They alone are able to protect you from your own stupidity.
4. The stupid can be right, just as the right can be stupid.
5. In our society, it is generally accepted that madness committed in the name of love is not madness at all.
6. To try and fail is experience; to try, fail and repeat is stupidity.
7. A smart person stays that way because he is constantly evolving. Stupid development is useless, he knows everything anyway.
8. The more you try to change the people around you, the more human stupidity you have.

Silly dreams are even in smart heads

It is not worth claiming that not very reasonable people are right, because it will still remain with them. It is much more appropriate to view statuses about stupid people.

1. Even a PhD doesn't rule out the possibility that you'll someday sneeze and hit a wall at the same time.
2. The stupidity of people who get used to their soul mates - in the thought that this very half does the same ...
3. Living with a stupid person is not so bad. But when he plots something, it's a real disaster.
4. Do not search perfect person It's not a sign of stupidity at all. But just the opposite.
5. Tired of waiting, I will allow myself an incredible stupidity: I will write first.
6. If in a drunken state we called not the past, but the future, we would be much smarter.
7. Paying attention to stupidity is worth it, but researching it in detail is generating other stupidity on your own.
8. Sometimes to proclaim your thoughts before analyzing them is to set yourself up for success. But remember that this is extremely rare.

Laughter is clever phrases in the mouth of a fool

Statuses about stupid men - especially for reassurance beautiful ladies. In addition, this is a great opportunity to make a subtle hint to your loved one on the social network.

1. When a man with a bewildered face tries to understand the principles of make-up, it's cute. And when at the same time he tries to teach you something else, it’s scary.
2. In my opinion, this is stupidity, to find out whose logic is cooler. Especially in a country where the word "logic" is feminine.
3. The horror of our society is that having ideas doesn't necessarily mean they're smart.
4. A stupid man is not only one who does not allow himself too much, but also one who does not allow himself too much even when necessary.
5. According to many men, not standing out from the herd is not so scary. By at least, not bad.
6. A man who behaves like a woman is not stupid. And the woman who is next to him at this time is stupid.
7. I'm amazed at how many bad guys there are. Yes, she is not freezing, but really waiting for the first step!
8. The stupidity of a man is that he often overestimates his own independence. And very often - it is not in their hands.

Stupid woman - she is in legends

It's amazing, but "narrow-minded" girls are the most annoying other girls. In general, people of either gender can set statuses about stupid women with meaning.

1. No need to cut a man. So you give him the opportunity to offend you, and at the same time still stay close.
2. Talking to a stupid friend is dangerous by sinking to her level. Always choose your friends carefully!
3. You look at some women and think: “Well, of course, where is the brain for such a fragile one?”
4. For real clever woman can make a man think that he is smarter. This is the wisdom of the fair sex ...
5. Have you ever seen happy girls? Have you noticed that they are mostly stupid? ..
6. A person visits the circus for up to 10 years, but the clown, as a rule, watches all his life.
7. If you still can't find smart and beautiful girls stop searching. They are either just smart, or just beautiful, or pretend to be one of them.
8. Even a smart woman understands when she is being deceived, but still hopes for the best.

Crazy things happen to us at absolutely any age.

Statuses about stupid people with meaning make you think. And the thing is that a smart person most often sees himself in them ...

1. A person who is just starting a career should shamelessly lie on a resume, and constantly say untruthful compliments to the boss.
2. Remember that a wise man, zealously adhering to his point of view, in most cases alone.
3. Hearing praise from the enemy means doing something that is contrary to your interests.
4. No matter how much we trust stereotypes, it is impossible to remain stupid all the time. How to stay smart.
5. You can not criticize a person for the same shortcomings that you have. But selected fools prove otherwise!
6. Interethnic stupidity - to consider some nation worse.
7. If you go to a university to get smart, it is possible that you will become stupid.

Let not the smartest people meet you exclusively in the lines of statuses!

I never cease to be amazed at how many people in our country live with someone else's mind!

Do not trust people who often wear tinted glasses.

Some people are so beautiful on the outside that you even want to kiss them... And when you listen to them, you want to puke and run away...

Some people, like birch trees, bend and bend all their lives, but never break. And others, powerful and slender, like oak trees, stand straight all their lives, do not bend and bend under pressure, and then - once! And - broke, and there are none.

Some people you rarely see, but you quickly forget.

There is nothing more stupid than to give up and admit your own defeat.

Why do people swear? Are they really so lazy that they cannot expand their vocabulary at least a couple of words?

Why do the people who know the least know it the loudest?!

Some people get smarter with age, while others just get older.

Very often, a person's weakness is his real, hidden strength.

A parody of a person does not have to be funny if the person himself is serious.

A pessimist is a person who looks at milk banks and jelly rivers and sees in them only calories and cholesterol.

Putting your hand on your heart and speaking with a clear conscience - 80% of people are born by chance.

Progress is being made by the laziest of lazy people in the world looking for another way to make this universe as simple as possible.

Anyone can solve easy problems.

FROM two-faced people so hard to communicate. It's much easier to just cut them out of your life.

Most happy people don't care about everything. They just learn to extract the best from everything and notice only the good in everything. Love generously! Take care of your heart! Speak softly! And leave everything else to the discretion of the Lord God.

There are three types of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Only stupid people do only smart things.

Only fools believe in random luck and luck.

Only the weak are afraid of problems. Strong personalities solve them and make fortunes on them.

Only the one who is not in a hurry to get anywhere manages to snatch the most important thing from the hustle and bustle of life and win.

A smart man often has to pretend to be a fool. To prove that he is smart.

A smart man sees a lot, speaks little and hears everything perfectly.

Success successful people that they never give up and always keep moving forward.

The person who provokes others to "Weak?" is usually a weakling himself.

The crazier the leader, the easier it is for his followers to believe him.

The less often a person makes mistakes, the less experience he has.

In order for other people to help you, you need to learn how to ask for help correctly.

This world is full of wonderful, diverse personalities that we must accept for who they are...even if most of them are complete idiots.

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People do the real stupidity when they are upset about what could be better. Only they do not understand the simple truth about how to rejoice in the fact that it has not become worse.

The smart and the fool differ not in the mind, but in the imagination. A fool repeats only other people's nonsense, and a smart one invents only his own.

Most people make mistakes when they do the same stupid thing, and hope that the result will be completely different.

Nonsense with friends is the result of the life of psychopaths.

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Cheerful people do such stupid things that even sad and sad people laugh at.

While you're too young, don't do something stupid that could cost you your life.

All the funniest stupid things are done in the world with serious expression faces, hence the conclusion: smile!

Before you do something foolish, think carefully. But this process turns me on so much that I do the unreasonable in double size.

Before you commit stupidity and part with it, think about whether you can still love someone like that, because love is a fickle feeling ...

Here's what we stumbled underwater in the Bermuda Triangle

It may sound stupid, but it's the stupid things that are remembered the best...=*

Think before you do something stupid, because stupidity will make you!!!

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meh, really human stupidity limitless...

I understand what your problem is. You are too serious. All the stupid things on earth were committed with this facial expression... Smile, gentlemen... Smile...

Drink coffee and do stupid things with more energy!

marriage is a lottery, and you draw lots in your youth, at the moment of maximum stupidity and confusion ...

I always think before doing stupid things. Sometimes I think several times. Sometimes it inspires me so much that I do two stupid things...

The biggest stupidity is to do the same thing and hope for a different result.

Sad people do less stupid things than happy people. However, the stupidity of the sad is much more serious.

Fuck smart stuff. I'm old enough to do stupid things.

Damn… I wanted to do the biggest stupidity in my life, but he doesn’t pick up the phone bitch….

Stupidity is contagious. So back off and don't breathe on me!

Difference between smart person and a fool in that a fool repeats other people's nonsense, and a smart one invents his own.

What kind of stupidity is it to be upset about what could be better, if you can rejoice at what could be worse?

Love rules the World? Nonsense. Photosynthesis rules the world...

Someday I'll be all grown up. I will stop fooling around in the street, talking nonsense and taking everything to heart. Someday you'll miss the old me...

Love is the only stupidity of the wise and the only wisdom of the fool.

I always think before doing stupid things. Sometimes I think several times. Sometimes it inspires me so much that I do two stupid things...