Gorgeous birthday toast. Birthday toast for a woman

A bit of math: a dacha is zero, a car and a garage are zero, an apartment is zero, money is zero, health is one. So let's drink to the fact that the whole life of the birthday boy is a unit with a lot of zeros.

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birthday is great occasion in order to say the best to a person. And I always said, with or without reason, that our birthday boy is a kind and sympathetic person who deserves our attention. I wish dear birthday man (name) to always remain as pleasant in all respects. I raise this wonderful glass to him!

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Birthday is fake. It is better to celebrate it daily, so that for long time have time to list all the advantages of the birthday man. Postcards, all the more, are not enough to enumerate your merits and my wishes. So, congratulations!

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Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy, crossing a crazy intersection, sees the signs on the roads: the way to the right - happiness, the way to the left - to health, forward - to wealth, back - to goodness! And so that you go around this intersection up and down!

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In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying. The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
-Wah! Such a guest, but there is nothing to treat!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!

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Let there be less bitter minutes, salty jokes and sour smiles in our life! Let's drink for sweet moments - beautiful and melting in your mouth, like these wonderful cakes prepared by our wonderful hostess!

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There lived a rich man and a poor man. The poor man had nothing to lose, and he had fun, walked, ate barbecue, drank vodka - in general, he came off. But the rich man did not eat, did not sleep, did not rest, but sat and shook over his gold. And then one day the rich man got tired of this situation. "What is this," he thought, "I'm a rich man, I have a lot of money, and I can't live normally." And then he decided to give all his gold to the poor. And so, since then, the rich man began to live and have fun, but the poor man has changed. Now he stopped eating, drinking, resting - he began to shake over his gold.
So let's drink to ensure that neither money, nor fame, nor love prevent you from remaining a happy and cheerful person.

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One Chinese philosopher said: "A dream is not something that already exists, but not something that cannot be. It's like on earth - there is no road, but people will pass, they will pave the way." So let's drink to the fact that the birthday boy paved his own unique road on earth - the road of his dreams!

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Birthday is perhaps the most favorite holiday of every person. Since childhood, memories of sweets, gifts, hugs and numerous wishes remain in our souls. Time runs and nothing changes, we are still looking forward to this day. But now the wishes are getting more serious, they are filled special meaning. Toasts have always been in special demand at such holidays. These are pre-prepared congratulations, sometimes extremely wise, sometimes quite witty, but always uttered to the point. These congratulations, as a rule, contain some interesting meaning and even a plot. The main thing is to choose something fresh and surprise the guests and the birthday boy.

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You probably know that a marriage is happy if one half snores and the other cannot hear. On this occasion adult daughter says to mom:
- You know, mom, I can't stand snorers! And I will never marry a man who snores at night!
- Perhaps, daughter, you are right, but I ask you to be careful ... when testing!
It so happened that we once sat next to the birthday boy in the theater. During the performance, he fell asleep and slept soundly! But to snore?! There was no such thing! Therefore, taking into account its other advantages, I can safely recommend it to all unmarried!

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"The whole world is related to the magnanimous," says the proverb. And it is true. This proves the number of friends who came to wish my husband a happy birthday.
I know that he loves and appreciates his friends very much. And on this holiday, I would like to wish my husband ... I wanted to say health, but he is "chronically healthy" ... Money, but he has enough of them ... Happiness, but with such a wife, forgive me for indiscretion, happiness he has ... And I wish him to remain as cheerful, as charming, as a joker-joker, generous, kind, as he has always been and thanks to which he has made so many wonderful friends! For my husband! Hooray!

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When friends come to me with spring, flowers, sun, champagne and joy, this day becomes unforgettable for me and nourishes me good feeling for a long time yet. Therefore, let's drink to you, friends, for the fact that you came today and decorated this day, turning it into a holiday!

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Man is like a tree with many leaves, branches and roots. The roots are our past, the trunk and branches are the present, and the foliage is what we will grow in the future. I wish you to always remember the past, boldly move in the present in order to achieve a chic future. And let your life bloom so that there are no sorrows and reasons for doubt.

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The journalist came to the most remote and highest mountainous Georgian village and asked the oldest 120-year-old aksakal if he feels his old age?
Yes, of course I do! - answered the elder.
- In what? the journalist asked.
- When I was 100 years old, I drank 20 glasses of wine with guests. When I was 110 years old, I drank 10 glasses of wine with guests, now I drink only 9 glasses ... So let's drink to live as long as this aksakal, and complain about old age just like this aksakal!

Beautiful toasts in your own words for your birthday

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One old legend tells of a hare who laughed at the slowness of a tortoise. The tortoise responded by challenging the hare to a competition to measure running speed. The hare was so sure of victory that he lay down and fell asleep. And the turtle crawled and crawled and won. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy always slowly but surely moves towards his work.

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One old parable says that one day a snake crawled to God and asked him to make her a beautiful woman, since she was already tired of crawling. God listened to the snake and turned it into a woman, saying: "Go and feel sorry for the people." The next day, an affectionate dove flew to God and also asked: "Turn me into a beautiful woman." And God also listened to her and turned her into a woman, saying: "Go and bring good to people." Since then, and live in the world two lovely women: one with a black soul, the second with a white one. I don't have the slightest doubt that our dear N. is that kind and gentle dove. So let's wish her many years of life, happiness and optimism!

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What is more eloquent than all words? Actions.
They are the ones who talk about true feelings and thoughts
they stronger than words and serve as a criterion of truth.
What do our actions say?
That we, the guests, postponed urgent matters,
put on a marafet, polished boots,
put on formal suits,
got on the bus then on the subway and came here,
to wish the "newborn" a happy birthday.
This means that he is dear to us.
Let's move our glasses for him, for his good health.

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Once Suren was asked:
What zodiac sign were you born under?
- Under the sign of the Old Goat, - answered Suren.
- Listen, there is no such sign in the astronomical tables.
Suren replied:
- When I was a child, my mother determined
according to the stars my fate and she was told - Capricorn.
- Yes, but this word means not a goat, but a kid.
- Oh, you fools, - objected Suren.
- I know this myself, but since then,
how my fate was determined by the stars,
exactly one hundred years have passed.
And didn’t the goat turn into a goat during this time?
So let's drink to the old-timers.

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Let us ask ourselves: what is a real woman?
The real woman is the one
who knows how to keep her husband's love for life,
and that means a lot loving wife,
beautiful person, a good hostess, caring mother.
I raise a glass to the hero of today's celebration!

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An ancient Persian treatise says:
“The four traits of a person lead
to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame;
irascibility - to repentance;
slander - to enmity; laziness - to humiliation.
Dear hero of the day!
Until now, these traits were unusual for your nature.
So let's drink to the fact that they never appear!

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Two friends are talking.
- Is it true that your loved one's parents hate you?
- Unfortunately, yes. And not only parents, but also his wife!
In our case, everything is different: everyone loves and idolizes the birthday girl! And the husband's parents, and his brothers, and their wives! Let's drink for our favorite, for our birthday girl!

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The building of our life consists of a hall of expectations and a hall of accomplishments. Let's wish the hero of today's celebration not to linger in the waiting room longer than it should be. Let's drink to his patience, courage, luck and health!

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I propose to drink not easy for a birthday, but for the fact that there are many in your life pleasant moments, happy days and surprises. Do not stop rejoicing in the little things, because the little things, in fact, make up our mood. So that everything always works out for you, only the way you want it!

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I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

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What do you wish? Wealth? Good luck?
From life everyone wants their own ...
And we wish you just happiness,
So that it was a little, but everything!

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Let this birthday be a holiday not only of memories and experience, but also of new ideas, dreams, hopes! After all, while a person dreams and hopes - he is alive, he is always young! Let's raise a glass to youth!

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Dear birthday man, I wish you health and mind on your birthday. No wonder they say: “If there was a mind, there would be a ruble. There will be no mind, there will be no ruble. And also happiness to you, joy and fulfillment of dreams!

The best birthday toasts in prose

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There is a big date behind this day, and raising my glass higher, I wish you life sweeter than chocolate to make every day even happier!

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On your birthday, all the glasses, let them fill with a mountain, and let everyone be happy to drink, dear for this holiday!

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The glass is filled for you! I'll drain it to the core! Rumba on the table will perform, happy birthday! Hooray!

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They say that the most important thing in life is health. I don't think so. There are also healthy whiners. In my opinion, today the main thing is good spirits and optimism. Therefore, I wish you to look at everything in life with a smile, and then all the hardships of life will be on your shoulder!

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They say that even the smallest good deed weighs more than huge promises. Therefore, I want to raise a toast to our birthday man and wish him that he would be surrounded by people who can appreciate all those kind and good deeds that he does for them!

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We wish you that your life be bright, like a clear sunny day, full, like this glass of champagne, cloudless, like the sky over the desert. And let, like stars in the night sky, the lights always burn in the windows of your friends and relatives, the lights of hope. Be healthy, happy and lucky!

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May you have as much money as your wife wishes for you, and as much health as your mother wishes for you. And if you don't come home late at night, let it be for the reason that your wife thinks, not your mother.

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We wish you all the best. And if not good, then very good. And if not very good, then great! May everything you dream about come true!

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Pour wine and drink to the bottom
For the birthday boy health!
To love life and be happy,
Don't forget your friends!

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We sit at a table side by side, we drink, we wish you happiness. Please accept our congratulations on your wonderful birthday!

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Today we will soar in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!

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So let's drink to the fact that the hero of our occasion is not afraid to enter his own gates and never misses his chance!

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In the East they say: the name of a girl should be like the radiance of a Star or the tenderness of a flower. And only at the age of 2 ... I recognized the name in which I saw the radiance of a star and felt the aroma delicate flower. This name...

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In one parable, described by Kafka, it is said about a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because severe guards stood in silence near them. The man thought that the warriors would not let him through. Time passed and the gate closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
- Eccentric, these gates were opened especially for you, and we were only supposed to let you through them.

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The militiamen raided the bootlegger with a search.
They knock on her door.
- Who's there? - asks the hostess.
- Open! This is the police! We know that you have moonshine!... We even know where you hide it!
“Wait,” the hostess asks, “I’ll ... hide it now!”
I rang the doorbell today and they didn't open it for a long time. “Probably, the products are hidden! - I thought. But when I entered here and saw this table, I realized how wrong I was.
I want to apologize for bad thoughts and thank the birthday girl for this abundance!

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The mountain peoples have one good proverb: “The camel gave birth to a camel - the neighbor did not hear. The chicken laid an egg - cackles all over the world. Let's raise our glasses to our humble birthday man, who knows his business very well, but does not ring about it all over the world!

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If you look at the sky and look closely at the stars, you will notice that they are all as different as people. A man is born and appears in heaven new star. If a person is healthy, then his star shines brightly, if he is sick - dimly, dies - his star falls from the sky.
Let's drink to your star shining very bright and never falling.

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Each of us has different moments in life. We all want something and always go to something. I want to raise this glass to such a thing as motivation. After all, we often lack it to finish what we started or start something new. So let's drink to the fact that the incentive never disappears from the horizon of our lives.

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For your wonderful years, for always and everywhere good luck and luck never ends. For you, for your home, for wealth and health, I will drink to the bottom with great pleasure. Happiness to you, patience, people you can always rely on and amazing events. Happy birthday! May a ray of hope always burn in your soul.

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May the weather in your heart always be sunny, and your life be bright like a rainbow, in case of rain - so that you always have an umbrella with you, and let thunder and lightning be only gusts of happiness! Happy birthday!

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With the birth of a person, a new star appears in the sky. Depending on how his life goes, it shines either brighter or dimmer. I want to wish you that your life is rich in impressions, positive emotions and joyful events, respectively, so that your star shines brightly, eclipsing all the others around!

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Once upon a time, no matter how many years ago, a little man was born in one of the maternity hospitals in our country. And with his appearance, life has become more beautiful for parents, grandparents, educators, teachers and, of course, friends. Let's raise our glasses to the person whose birth has adorned our lives!

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One guy had a birthday and all his friends gathered. They were drinking and suddenly the guy's father came. The father told his son that he was in a hurry to see him for his birthday and knocked down a man. This man lies dead in the trunk and the father asked his son to tell all the friends present about this so that they would help get rid of the corpse. The guy told his friends and everyone immediately had some urgent business. They all parted, leaving only the guy's girlfriend (who loved him more life) and his best friend. They went down to the car father opened the trunk of the car. There were two cases of vodka in the trunk.
So let's drink for real friends who do not throw in difficult situations!

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All of you know the legend of Icarus. Long ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird. Icarus made himself wings from feathers and broke away from the sinful earth. He decided to rise above the trees - and rose. I wanted to fly higher than the mountains - and took off. Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high, almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers together melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke. I want to wish our birthday man that: everything he dreams of comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he would never fall to the ground!

I wish your life to be luxurious - it would have luxurious well-being, luxurious mood and luxurious prospects. Happy birthday!

Beautiful birthday toast

It's time annual holiday when you need to be reminded of who you are good man, list all good qualities and wish you the very best for the future. But! Any good person himself knows about his qualities and what he strives for, so let's not waste time and start celebrating!

original birthday toast

Artificial intelligence wonderful thing. Today I told my robot that it's my birthday. He looked at me and issued a pearl "You need to update the owner." For "Artificial Intelligence" and our birthday boy!

Delicate toast for a woman's birthday

Woman ... How much affection, understanding, kindness in this word! Each of you is unique, inimitable and mysterious. Congratulating you (name) today, I want to wish you to be always desired, loved, tender, to enjoy success and attention. And I also wish to remain always beautiful, kind and infinitely happy! Always be a woman!

The best birthday toast for a man

Listen to this parable:
“Once a student asked his teacher: “What would you say if I fell?” The teacher replied, "Get up." Then the student said, “What if I fell again?” The teacher answered again: “Get up!” Then the student asked in surprise: “And how many times do you need to fall and rise?” Then the teacher looked at him and said, “Fall and get up as long as you are alive! After all, if you could not get up, you would not be alive!
Darling, I want to drink for you, for the fact that you are always ready to help, you know how to find a way out of any difficult situation, for the fact that I have you!

Short birthday toast

Let's drink to the fact that we live better and better, no matter how disgusting it is to others!

cute birthday toast to girlfriend

In order for a person to see himself, he needs to look in the mirror, and in order to see himself from the inside, he needs to look into the eyes of a true friend! And such eyes, I found with you, my dear friend, and it is for them that I want to drink, let them be just as honest and beautiful, and always tell me the truth about myself!

Cool toast for a friend's birthday

Two friends meet. One says:
- Lend me a thousand.
“I can only give you five hundred. No more. The remaining five hundred
I will have to.
Let's drink for real friends and that we have such
there were more.

Funny birthday toast

It is better to be full than hungry, it is better to live in peace than in anger, it is better to be needed than free - let's drink to that!

Funny caucasian birthday toast

One horseman had a favorite donkey. The dzhigit loved his donkey so much that a miracle happened - every night the donkey began to turn into a beautiful girl. So let's drink to the wild fantasy that made the horseman see such a metamorphosis!

Happy birthday toast

Let's drink to those on board. Who is overboard, he will get drunk!

Wise birthday toast

While cleaning the room, the servant found a ruble and gave it to the owner.
"Since you're so honest, keep it to yourself," he said.
A few days later the owner lost the golden pencil and asked the servant if he had found it in the room.
“Found it,” he replied, “but kept it to himself for honesty.
Let's drink to the fact that we lose less and find more.

birthday toast in your own words

They say that once upon a time people did not grow old, but at the same time, they never changed and could not fully understand what happiness is, what love is, what friendship is. And one day they were given the choice to know all this, but in return time became powerful over them, they were scared, but they decided to take a chance and did not lose! After all, without time, we would not know true love, true friendship and true happiness! So let's drink on your birthday, for the time that you lived, and for all the good that it gave you!

Toast in prose for a birthday

Birthday - wonderful holiday. All the best on this day is just for you. Do not be sad that the years fly by unnoticed, you need to rejoice in the experience and wisdom gained. With all my heart I wish to see only the best in life, more positive, less sad things, a sea of ​​\u200b\u200bjoy, mountains of money, more funny moments and a huge amount of health. Raise a glass to you!

Nice birthday toast

Dear hero of the occasion! As is our custom, I will not name the number of years you have turned today. But, as Bernard Shaw said: "Women can be endured in society, starting from the age of thirty, since from that time they begin to improve." So let's drink to your cultivation and wild success in society!

Cool short birthday toast

Let another year go
He was full of luck and happiness!
We will drink for you, and here
All bad weather will pass by!
Let's raise our glasses to the birthday boy, to whom we wish sincere happiness and fulfillment of desires.

Birthday toast for a girl

If you look at the night sky and look closely at the stars, you can conclude that they are all, like people, just as different. When a person is born, a new star appears in the heavenly space. Star healthy person shines brightly, if a person is sick, his star dims. When we go to the “other world”, our stars fall from the sky. Today I drink to the fact that your star, dear birthday girl, always shines very brightly and never falls.

Mom's birthday toast

Mom's birthday is a holy day for me. I am a mom, I wish you a beautiful and rich life. And let your life be accompanied by a guiding star. Like a wild fire, let my love for you warm you. I wish you all the best, and also find peace of mind for you. Happy birthday mom!

Husband's birthday toast

I want to wish a happy birthday to my beloved and dear husband! I want only luck to wait for you in life behind every turn of fate, so that your work always brings you pleasure and a lot of money, your health does not fail. And of course, I want to wish you love, which I promise to always give you, which will warm you in cold and hard times. Thank you for having me. For you!

Birthday toast to wife

My wife's birthday is today! Therefore, I am full of inspiration. All the flowers are dear to you, all the joyful and happy moments. You are beautiful today, as always, for many years. Your sparkling eyes and smiles are not enough for me now. I drink for your birthday, dear, at this moment and hour!

Happy birthday toast

On your bright birthday
Wine for health let it flow like a river!
Desires of any fulfillment
Fate let it crumble generous hand!
For joy, health, luck, love,
For a life without problems and for your happiness
Fill the glasses to the very brim
And let's drink to the bottom! And let's drink again!

birthday toast

I wish you to harvest a generous harvest: health, good luck and love.
And to have everything in abundance. And only one was missing:
time to think about where it all comes from.

Beauty is a concept eternal, unimaginable and loved by all. And this is not only about physical beauty, which can be seen or touched. No. It can also be embodied in spiritual things. In things that can only be heard or imbued with them. For example, in toasts. holiday toast- This is a special ritual, which is always given special significance. Every person who does not have the gift of eloquence frantically searches for ready-made toasts at the most crucial moment. And what is his disappointment when he fails to find anything original and interesting. Well, if you really need beautiful toasts for your birthday, we won't let you down. On our site you can easily find everything you need and even more.

He did everything possible to ensure that you approached the upcoming holiday fully armed. So that no other guest, who decides to show off his eloquence and originality, can outdo you in this difficult matter. And the best thing about it all is that you don't have to put in much effort to succeed. You just need to select interesting toasts in our collection and say them at the festive table.

Guests, as well as the birthday man himself, will be delighted. Trust our experience!

Today I want to remember everyone known history about Icarus. In ancient times, Icarus lived in the world. And he wanted to become like a bird in order to fly wherever he pleases. Icarus built wings for himself from feathers and managed to break away from the sinful earth. He wanted to fly higher than the trees - and he took off. I wanted to rise above the mountains - and I did. Then Icarus wished to soar above the Sun, he rose very high, almost reaching the Sun, but the wax that held the feathers together melted, Icarus fell down and died. That is why today I wish our dear birthday boy that all his dreams come true, that he can easily conquer any heights and that he never falls down at any high rise!

Man is like a tree with many leaves, branches and roots. The roots are our past, the trunk and branches are the present, and the foliage is what we will grow in the future. I wish you to always remember the past, boldly move in the present in order to achieve a chic future. And let your life bloom so that there are no sorrows and reasons for doubt.

Once upon a time, no matter how many years ago, a little man was born in one of the maternity hospitals in our country. And with his appearance, life has become more beautiful for parents, grandparents, educators, teachers and, of course, friends. Let's raise our glasses to the person whose birth has adorned our lives!

In each person, nature springs up either as cereals or as weeds. So let's drink to the timely watering of the first and exterminate the second! For that beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!

There lived a poor man and a rich man. The poor man did not worry about anything - he walked, had fun, drank vodka, ate barbecue - in general, he lived for his own pleasure. And the rich man did not rest, did not sleep, did not eat, but sat all and worried about his gold. But one day the rich man got tired of such a life. “Well, what is it, really?” he thought, “I am rich, I have a lot of money, but I cannot live normally.” Then he decided to give the poor man all his wealth. Since then, the rich man began happy life and the poor man has completely changed. He has now stopped resting, drinking, eating - he is constantly shaking about his gold. Let's raise our glasses so that neither fame, nor money, nor love prevent you from remaining a cheerful and happy person.

One old legend tells of a hare who laughed at the slowness of a tortoise. The tortoise responded by challenging the hare to a competition to measure running speed. The hare was so sure of victory that he lay down and fell asleep. And the turtle crawled and crawled and won. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy always slowly but surely moves towards his work.

One old parable says that one day a snake crawled to God and asked him to make her a beautiful woman, since she was already tired of crawling. God listened to the snake and turned it into a woman, saying: "Go and feel sorry for the people." The next day, an affectionate dove flew to God and also asked: "Turn me into a beautiful woman." And God also listened to her and turned her into a woman, saying: "Go and bring good to people." Since then, two beautiful women have lived in the world: one with a black soul, the second with a white one. I don't have the slightest doubt that our dear N. is that kind and gentle dove. So let's wish her many years of life, happiness and optimism!

Young is the one who still knows how to be surprised and get carried away. Our respected birthday boy is young, despite his years. See how much youthful enthusiasm he has, how much sparkle in his eyes. Health to you long years and endless optimism! Happy birthday!

Let's drink to the fact that today the sun, illuminating the world, remembers the birthday of the birthday girl and let her send her a ray that can fulfill her every wish!

They say women are like chocolate sweets: You never know what stuffing will come across. I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl and drink to her unique filling! The way she will be a surprise for everyone, and for her only one - the sweetest and most desirable!

Dear (Name)! I have always admired your virtuoso performance of the roles of wife, mother, grandmother, mother-in-law and a wonderful person. Looking at you, once again you are convinced that gold is not the true wealth on earth - but people. I congratulate you on your birthday and drink for you and your friendly family!

Beautiful, gentle and cheerful, charming, crazy, always loved and in love, forever young in soul, with fire in your chest, with a dream in your heart, unattainable like a star, and an unsolved mystery, you stay forever! For you!

The brook that ran to the sea, saw in front of it boundless blue expanses and mingled with this great blueness, should not forget that spring high in the mountains, from which its path along the earth began and all that rocky, narrow, rapids, winding path that it had to overcome.
So let's drink to the fact that we never forget our origins!

They say that women have no rules, only mood. What a mood - such rules! I want to raise this glass to our birthday girl so that her rule is to always have a good mood!

Something a glass is sad,
A congratulatory toast asks
Who will we drink to?
That's why we bring it.
We drink to Valya, a charming, charming woman, whose name day we are celebrating today! Health to her, happiness, bright life!

Know no worries - live happily
So that everyone always says:
Like this the woman is beautiful,
How infinitely young!

This beautiful woman, on her birthday, I want to wish a lot. But I'll drink to correct behavior the letter “D” in her life: so that money is in abundance, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and wildly a lot of love.

I propose a toast to six N!
For our beloved, unique, extraordinary, irresistible, incomparable, necessary N! All the best to her in life! Happy birthday!

In women, a birthday leaves twofold emotions, bringing along with joy a little sadness that a year has been added to age. But it is worth considering that elite alcohol and antiques only increase in price with age and become more desirable and

One a wise man said: “Happiness is when you don’t have to convince yourself that it’s not about money.” I want to drink that from now on you will be accompanied by happiness also in this understanding.

I want everything in your life to depend on your decision and desire. Let your smile illuminate the road of life brighter than the headlights of a Mercedes, and let the ride along it be exciting and safe!

Woman ... How much affection, understanding, kindness in this word! Each of you is unique, inimitable and mysterious. Congratulating you (name) today, I want to wish you to be always desired, loved, tender, to enjoy success and attention. And I also wish to remain always beautiful, kind and infinitely happy! Always be a woman!

If a woman is a book
Which is hard to understand.
Let there be a man
Who can read you.
Who won't tear the pages
And crush the expensive binding.
Who will not put you on the shelf,
And always take it with you!

Glasses up and drink at once!
May life be your reward
Live in love, live in fun
And don't worry about a hangover!

For always being fresh manicure,
And to have enough money for a haute couture dress.
So that Louboutin would sew shoes for you,
And you did not faint from its prices.
So that lobsters for lunch, foie gras for dinner,
And so that you are slim at the same time! For you!

Let your eyes shine with happiness
And we will glorify you in a toast!
Let fate change for the better
Good luck in life and career growth!

They say that a woman is a complex riddle.
The main thing is that having solved it, it would not become disgusting to us.
But you, beauty, I know 100 years.
And there is no more beautiful woman in the whole world! For you!

I want to raise a glass for you!
So that the fire of goodness in your chest does not go out,
To make you glow with health
And they went through life only with love!

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One old parable says that one day a snake crawled to God and asked him to make her a beautiful woman, since she was already tired of crawling. God listened to the snake and turned it into a woman, saying: "Go and feel sorry for the people." The next day, an affectionate dove flew to God and also asked: "Turn me into a beautiful woman." And God also listened to her and turned her into a woman, saying: "Go and bring good to people." Since then, two beautiful women have lived in the world: one with a black soul, the second with a white one.
I don't have the slightest doubt that our dear N. is that kind and gentle dove. So let's wish her many years of life, happiness and optimism!

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The child is asked:
Who do you love more, dad or mom?
“I won’t tell you,” the child answers and adds: “Otherwise dad will be offended!”
If they ask me: who do I love more in this family - the owner or the mistress? I won’t tell either, because not only the owner will be offended, but also my wife! But, since today is the mistress's birthday, no one should be offended by our love for her! So, I propose to drink for the newborn!

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In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah who had three wives. The padishah also had an astrologer who predicted his fate. And then one day the padishah calls the astrologer to him and says:
- You lived with me for a long time, but you never predicted anything bad for me. And so I wanted to reward you. Choose any of my wives.
And now the astrologer comes up to his first wife and asks:
- Tell me, woman, how much is twice two?
“Three,” she says.
What an economical wife, thought the astrologer. The second answered him:
- Four.
What a smart wife, thought the astrologer. The third answered him:
- Five.
And this is a generous wife, thought the astrologer. Which wife do you think he chose? He chose the most beautiful! So let's drink, friends, for our beautiful ladies sitting at this table!!!

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I dreamed of expressing more than once
All the things that you mean to me
I was looking for unique phrases,
Looking for words that are so rich
But speech is not subject to feelings,
And I accepted it as an inevitability
That I can't put into words
Endless tenderness.

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We are talking about everything good, clean, bright. I propose a toast to all black. Let's drink to the fact that the birthday girl had a husband in a black suit with a black diplomat, so that she would go on a black Mercedes to rest to the Black Sea and eat only black caviar and drink black coffee!

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The ancient sage advised to marry. He said: "If you're lucky, you'll become happy; if you're not lucky, you'll be a philosopher...". I was lucky, I did not become a philosopher, but I have happiness, thanks to my beloved wife, who supports me and inspires me. What else does a man need?
Darling, I want to wish you eternal beauty. It will not be difficult for you, because, I will tell the guests in confidence, you are friends with the goddess of love, Aphrodite. And the beauty of a woman is half of her health. I wish you the second half, and you will be immortal. Thank you for your kindness. Living next to you is wonderful. So stop, just a moment... Happy birthday, dear!

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One man admonishes his girlfriend: I explain to you unreasonable. On the nose
kill yourself: the smart one is drawn to the smart one, but, as you can see, I am going to you! (O. Butaev)
If the birthday girl asks why we are drawn to her, we will answer: you are smart and beautiful, and therefore we are drawn to tabe! Long live our birthday girl!

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The American poet Robert Frost said:
“It is very annoying when a wife knows how to cook, but does not cook; however, it is even worse if the wife does not know how to cook, but wants to.”
But the best thing is when a woman knows how to cook, wants to cook and cooks like our birthday girl!!! I invite everyone to raise their glasses and drink to her health!

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My dear! I have always admired your virtuoso performance of the roles of wife, mother, grandmother, mother-in-law and a wonderful person. Looking at you, once again you are convinced that gold is not the true wealth on earth - but people. I congratulate you on your birthday and drink for you and your friendly family!

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Some stupid people have a peculiar defect of vision - they see only shortcomings in people and do not pay attention to their dignity. So, the hero of today's celebration has the opposite gift: she sees only the good in people and therefore loves us all so much, and we love her. I propose to fill the glasses and drink for this wonderful quality (name) - to see the best in people, to uplift and love them!

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I want to wish the culprit of today's celebration to always be as charming, as attractive and as seductive and appetizing as the cake baked by her hands, and like this festive table.

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Children ask Krupskaya to tell about Lenin.
What was he like, you ask? she began. - He was very kind. I remember: children came to our estate, and at that time Lenin was sitting on a bench.
- Vladimir Ilyich, play with us! Vladimir Ilyich, play with us! - shouted the guys.
And he screams at them:
- And go to hell! - and the very eyes are so ... kind, kind!
Our birthday girl, unlike Lenin, loves children very much. She loves her family and friends! She is an exceptionally kind person, which is why her eyes are so kind, kind! For the birthday girl!

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Do not be upset that you have become one year older. If you look from the other side, you have become more beautiful, more attractive and smarter for one year! And you can't stop on this path. Congratulations!

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Dear N.! I raise my glass to your charm, to your health and well-being. Let me also wish you happiness and success cute friends gathered around this table!

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The morning will come and
In a moment, the petals will dissolve the rose ...
Let tender eyes your
They don't know what tears are.

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Urgent emergency call:
- Hello! Come urgently. Student hostel number 5, building 2, room 361.
- And what happened?
- Here we gathered a company ... and one student swallowed a corkscrew!
- Okay, let's go.
After a while, another call to the ambulance:
- Hello! We called you that our friend swallowed a corkscrew. But you don't have to come anymore!.. That's how we opened the bottle!
I noticed that the table was beautifully set. There are no problems with opening bottles. You don't have to make an emergency call.
Let's thank the birthday girl for this!

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Darling! Everything is shameful without you:
Moon and stars, midnight and dawn...
And even the sun shines on me sadly,
When you are not by my side.
So let only happiness accompany you
Good luck will overshadow you with a wing.
And may my love, the hope of participation
Protect and protect your home.
Since I saw the birthday girl in last time she got older whole year, but mind you - not a bit aged. For a secret eternal youth which she possesses

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Let there be less bitter minutes, salty jokes and sour smiles in our life! Let's drink for sweet moments - beautiful and melting in your mouth, like these wonderful cakes prepared by our wonderful birthday girl!