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Folk teasers for children. Baby name teasers

Children's teasing is small poems, which are created by children to protect themselves from the abuser. But at the same time, they can be told in such a way as not to offend the baby: not in an offensive, mocking tone, but in an affectionate and loving manner. After all, then no child will feel humiliated and insulted, and will also laugh with you.

Teases teach children the ability to notice the unfair, the bad, the ugly; they develop sensitivity to absurd situations in life; they teach them to select words according to their consonance and meaning.

Greedy,
Pickle
Lying on the floor
Nobody eats it!
***
Regimental commander -
Nose to the ceiling
Ears to the door
And he himself is like a sparrow!
***
Tili-tili dough,
Bride and groom!
***
Fat barrel
Gave birth to a son
Didn't make it to the fifth -
She gave birth to her tenth.
And the tenth one has no ears,
Shouts: “Mommy, sew!”
And the eleventh one is bald,
Running after the rat!
***
Lenka-foam, sausage,
There's a wasp on a string
And the wasp is moving,
Lenka is getting married soon.
***
The simpleton was deceived -
Four fists
On the crack and on the pillow,
To the green frog.
***
thief thief
He stole an axe.
Climbed into the window
Fell into a basket
Can't get out.
Who will help him?
***
Lips, Lucy (name) two arshins,
A car runs across your lips,
Head of the car - driver
and makes a long whistle.
***
Uncle Styopa with a long nose
He came to me with a question:
How to make this nose smaller?
So that it doesn't grow any more? -
You will buy vitriol
And put it to your nose,
Pick with a chisel
The nose will fall off later.
***
I imagined my tail between my legs
And she ran under the stove,
And there's a crocodile under the stove
I swallowed the imaginary.
***
Serves you right - chicken - lipstick.
***
— Reva-cow,
Give me some milk!
What is the price?
- Three spots!
***
Lenchik-donut,
Ate a candy bar
Pig and bull
I drank a glass of milk,
I ate another crate of loaves,
Three baskets of pies.
***
Vovka-carrot
There's a rifle in front
Rear drum
And on the belly there is a cockroach!
***
Mironushka-Miron,
The bosom of crows is full.
The head is a penny,
Straw neck,
Crochet nose,
Hair in clumps.
Myron bought a crow
I paid three kopecks.
***
Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: “Delicious!”
***
Boris the barberry,
Hanging on a rope.
When the rope breaks,
So Boris will turn over.
***
Fedya-copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull,
And fifteen piglets -
Only the tails are hanging.
***
Andrew the Sparrow,
Don't chase pigeons.
The pigeons are afraid
They don't sit on the roof.
***
Vova, Vova the little one
I ate watermelon at my grandmother's.
Grandma swears
Vova unlocks!
- It’s not me, grandma!
This is your cat.
***

IVAN DEMYANOV

Maloyezhka

Doesn't eat bread
Doesn't look at the cabbage soup
That's why he's so skinny.
Went out onto the path -
Knocked off my feet by a speck of dust,
Walked along the panel
The wind blew and he fell.

Baby cat,
Eat more!

Namarashka

The dirty guy didn't wash his hands,
I didn’t go to the bathhouse for a month.
So much dirt
So many abrasions!
We'll put an onion on your neck,
Turnips - on the palms,
There are potatoes on the cheeks,
Carrots will grow on your nose! -
There will be a whole garden!

Hog girl
Hog girl
I chewed a pear for an hour,
Two - I washed my face,
Three - wiped herself off.

In the morning I went to breakfast,
Just came for dinner!

Yakalka

Our duck is a quack,
And Seryozha is a yakalka:
"I can
I can,
I’ll run faster!”
Rest a little
Yakalka Seryozhka!

Sloppy

Kolya,
Little lazy guy
Clean up after yourself!

Your hands are lazy:
Under the table there is a belt and trousers,

There is a shirt on the floor.
Nikolai is a slob!

Braggart
Braggart Ilya,
Where is your courage?
You are from a midge mosquito
Yesterday I climbed under the porch,
I saw a little spider -
And out of fear he fell into the mud!

SAMUIL MARSHAK

Greedy

- Grisha, Grisha, give me the knife.
- You won't get it back.
- Give me a pencil, Grisha.
- You won't give it back.
- Grisha, Grisha, give me an elastic band.
- You bite off half.
- Grisha, Grisha, give me some ink.
- You should run and buy it.

***
Walks, walks
Beggar.
Asks, asks:
Dike,
Dike,
Give me a piece of pie
Give me a sip of milk
Half a cutlet,
half sausages,
Half a candy
Half a radish,
Half rubber bands,
Half a ruler
Half a picture,
Half a kopeck.

AGNIYA BARTO

Howler girl

What kind of howl? What kind of roar?
Isn't there a herd of cows there?
No, it's not a cow there -
This is Ganya the Roarer

Crying
Poured,
The dress wipes...
Uu-uu-u!..

Roar came out onto the porch,
Reva wrinkled her face:
- I'm not going anywhere!
I don't like it in the garden.
Uu-uu-u!..-

Now Ganya has returned to the house,
Tears are flowing like a stream:
- Oh, I'll go back!
It's unpleasant at home!
Ooh-oh-oh!..

Gave Ghana milk.
- This mug is great!
I can't do this!
Give me another one!
Uu-uu-u!..

They gave it to the roar in another,
Reva stamped her foot:
- I don’t want this one!
Better give me some tea!
Ah-ah-ah!..
They put Ganya to bed,
The roar cries again:
- Oh, I won’t sleep!
Oh, put on a dress!
Uu-uu-u!..

People came running here.
To find out: who is roaring?
Who cries all the time?
What does all of this mean?

They see the girl standing,
Very strange looking:
The nose is swollen like a beetroot,
The dress was all wet.
Ooh-oh-oh!..
Uu-uu-u!..

Why are you crying, roar,
Roaring cow?
There's dampness on you
Mold may grow.
***
One hundred clothes
Leaf on a bike,
Three sweatshirts,
Lined
Dress.
Scarf around my neck
The shawl is large,
What kind of ball
Rolling?

A hundred clothes
A hundred fasteners.
Speak the words
Can not.
"So me
Wrapped up
What I do not know,
Am I here?

The girl is grimy

- Oh, you dirty girl,
where did you get your hands so dirty?
Black palms;
there are tracks on the elbows.

I'm in the sun
lay,
hands up
held.
SO THEY GOT TUNED.

Oh you dirty girl
where did you get your nose so dirty?
The tip of the nose is black,
as if smoked.

I'm in the sun
lay,
nose up
held.
SO HE GOT TUNED.

Oh you dirty girl
legs in stripes
smeared,
not a girl
and a zebra,
legs -
like a black man.

I'm in the sun
lay,
heels up
held.
SO THEY GOT TUNED.

Oh really?
Was that really the case?
Let's wash everything down to the last drop.
Come on, give me some soap.
WE WILL RUSH IT AWAY.

The girl screamed loudly
when I saw the washcloth,
scratched like a cat:
- Do not touch
palms!
They won't be white:
they are tanned.
AND THEIR PALM HAS BEEN WASHED.

They wiped their nose with a sponge -
I was upset to the point of tears:
- Oh, my poor one
spout!
He washed
can't stand it!
It won't be white:
he's tanned.
AND THE NOSE WAS ALSO WASHED.

Now you're white
Not at all tanned.
IT WAS DIRT.

EMMA MOSHKOWSKAYA

Couch potato

Gorko lives
Couch potato -
Bed Lounger
High.

Floors from the bed
Far.

Get off Sloth -
Hassle!..

There it lies
Couch potato.

Sleepy Sloth
No deadline.

Already rested
Both sides...

Sleeps and sighs
Deep:

If only
Still would
Two sides!..

Akulina from high

Strangled the gander.
The gander squeaks
He's carrying a hundred rubles.

Anna - Banna,
The leg is wooden
Damn fat
Drive, don't stop.

Alka is a jump rope.

Anna-bath, shoe polish,
There's a hot pancake on my nose.

Nyura walked into the water,
Tied my head
How about Misha, Mr.
I wanted to take one out
And how does Manka come to the rescue -
Nyurka's leg was torn off.

Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: “Delicious!”

Valya is a fool, she blew into the forest,
She ate cones, she told us to.
We don't want, we want:
"Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha!"

Valka is a fashionista,
Vegetable gardener!

Varvara -
Higher than the barn!

Jackdaw-stick,
Jackdaw jump rope

Dunka is a bastard,
Blow up the fire
Kiss Me.

Zinka - basket,
Elastic band in front
Rear drum -
In all cities.

Inca Pig,
Inca picture

Katya, Katya, Katerina,
A picture is drawn,
And from a painting to a portrait,
There is no better Katya than ours.

Katerina - kitten,
Fat pig,
Rolled down the hill
Salom choked.

Lidka - snail,
Pull out your horns
I'll give you bread
A piece of pie.

Aunt Malanya -
Lamb's head
Damn fat
Fresh loaf.

Ninka is a basket!
Elastic band in front
Behind the drum
A cockroach is playing.

Olga is a fool
I blew into the forest,
I went into the forest
I found a penny
I bought soap
I washed the stigma.

Fields, Fields, Polagea,
Three buttons on the neck,
Four on each side
Nose full of tobacco.

Sonya is a fool
Sonya is a fool
I fell in love with the plasterer
The plasterer is not a fool,
I bought Sonya a cap,
Sonya began to put on
Kiss the plasterer.

Tanya - sour cream,
The cat ran
I licked the sour cream.

Thekla, Thekla
I baked pancakes
Dropped the frying pan
She broke her head.

Shura is a fool
I blew into the forest,
Ate the bark
She told us
We didn't eat.

By boys' names

Alyosha-belesha

Costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money per leg -
That's all his price is.

Alyoshka is good,
Covered in leather.

Alyoshka-potato,
There's a louse.

Aleshka's mother
She was going to die.
Didn't die to die
Just spent time.

Andrey - sparrow,
Chushka-pichushka,
A frog is on the move.

Andrey-barmaley
I made a hat out of nails.
He goes to boast
The nails are falling.

Alyoshka - flatbread
Mother is a potato
Father is a cucumber.

Alyosha - three pennies,
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Three money - a leg,
The back and the peritoneum -
Four altyns.

Alekha - Alexey,
The bosom is full of mice.

Andrey - sparrow,
Don't peck hemp:
The hemp trees are crackling,
Sparrows squeak.
Don't bite the sand
Don't get your socks dirty.

Andrey - sparrow,
Don't bite the sand
Don't dull your toes.

Andrey - sparrow,
I slept on the Povet,
Vorobyov carried.

Anton is a hedgehog!
Where are you crawling?
You crawl into a hole -
You won't crawl out.
Anton sells a bathhouse,
Antonikha does not give,
Antonia is crying,
They jump in Spanish.

Arkashka - cockroach,
Arkan - cockroach.

Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself from the nails,
Elbow head.

Boris - barberry,
Chairman of the fat rats!

Boris is the leader of the dead rats.
And his wife, Larisa, is a wonderful rat.
And his son, Ivan, is a wonderful idiot.

Borka - Boris
Hanging by a thread!
The thread is cracking
And Borechka squeaks!

Pinocchio - long nose,
Picking up the dung!

Borka - Boris
Hanging by a thread!
The thread is cracking
And Borechka squeaks!

Borka - Boris
The market has gone sour!
I took the carrots to the market,
They don’t take it at the market
They fight for the ears.

Borka oblique
I went to the salt
I didn't buy salt
And he laid the mare down.

Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
I bought a horse without a tail!
Sat backwards
And I went to the garden.
Ate a pumpkin of cabbage
He growled: “How delicious!”

Like on Vanka’s nose
The devils ate sausage.

Gena-foam, give me a log,
There is nothing to light the stove!
And smoke comes from the stove,
Gena is leading the young lady.

Ivanushka the Fool
Got into the habit of going to a tavern,
Tyatka will come -
He'll give it to you.

Ivan is a fool
Fell from the bell tower
I've been rolling for three years,
Choked on dust.

Vaska - Vasyuk,
Fly to bitches
They're fighting a cat there,
They'll give you a paw.

Vaska - Vasenok,
Skinny pig
Stuck in the grass
Shouts: "Meow"
I won’t get out!”

Vasya with a scythe,
Don't run in a lane
Run on a perch
Shake your face.

Vitya-titya - toddler
I ate a watermelon from my grandmother,
Grandma swears
Vitya unlocks it.

Vitya, Vitya is a little king!
Mom doesn't give titi!
Vitya cries and yells -
Everyone is invited to the factory!

Vovka - carrot,
There's a rifle in front,
Rear drum -
In all cities!

Like a mountain eagle
At the top of the Caucasus,
Our Vovan is sitting on the edge of the toilet!

Grishka - yaryzhka,
Bare ankle.

Grishka, Grishka
Stole an ax
Escape to the yulelet;
Escape to my brother
Stole a hut;
Escape to father
Stole a sheep.

Grishenka the Fool
Got into the habit of going to a tavern,
They beat him there
They beat him
With four clubs,
Heel - aspen -
I drove it on the sides.

Our Danila was driving
On a gray mare;
The mare fell
The skin is not lost:
Boots made from skin,
From the hooves - scallops,
It was twitching from the tail,
He played the violin.

Guard! Guard!
Uncle Mitya drowned!
Neither in the swamp, nor in the river,
Just in sour milk.

Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandfather Yegor is coming.
The girls loved him
They fed us butter porridge;
Buttered porridge, painted spoon,
The spoon bends, the nose shakes, the soul rejoices.

Our Yegorka is a hero,
A blister appeared on my nose.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
Stay at home, don't go out,
Don't look out the window
Don't tease girls.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
He threw his hat on the barn,
The hat is spinning
Kolya is angry.

None at Luke's
No salt, no flour,
No butter for pancakes.

Oh, Grandpa Martyn,
Don't go to the tyn:
The weather there is great
Will carry the old man, -
The kids will be sorry -
More often they will beat them with a stick.

Mironov's children
They sit on the poveti,
Little shoes are weaving.
Who wants some paws?
To the fat master -
Myron the Red.

"Mishka is a bear,
Teach me to roar."
- “I can, but I don’t dare,
I'm afraid of the owner."

Petka the rooster
It's rotten at the dump,
laid the egg,
He took him to the market,
They don’t take it at the market
They pull Petka by the ears.

Necessary, red face,
She looks like a Tatar.
Seven hundred piglets
Everyone is hanging on...(name).

Called names with her tail between her legs
And she ran under the bench,
And there's a crocodile under the bench
I swallowed Aunt Motya.

Petka is a fool
Smokes tobacco
Doesn't sleep at home
Steals matches
Kisses girls
His mom is looking for him
And he whistles through the trash heaps.

Sanya is a fool
I bought a talyanka
With a fist,
Climbed into a hole
Blows into the talyanka.

Senka - monk
In cashmere pants
Who will pull the thread?
Who will remember the parents?
Remember the slave
Seru mouse in a coffin.

Senya-merringue,
I was taking the woman on a sled,
Sleigh - hop,
Senka - in the forehead!

Sergey - sparrow,
Don't chase pigeons.
The pigeons are afraid
They sit on the roof.

Sergey - bergey,
Red nose,
He stole the priest's pie,
He went to the market
I told all the traders.

Fedya - copper
Ate a bear!
Fell into a hole
He shouted to his mother.

Owl nose
Grew up under the stove!

Yurka, Yurchonok,
White pig!

They teased those who repeated after someone:
Repeat, Uncle Piggy
And the name is pig
I licked the whole trash heap and didn’t say thank you,
And in the trash heap the diver ate you and saved me.
***
And it’s not easy and it’s not okay
It's cool in your panties!
-And cool is good!
There's g... in your panties!
***
Repeat - Uncle Piggy
out of the trash can!
the cat kissed you
and the dog licked it!
***
Who will repeat after me,
He dives into the restroom,
And in the restroom there is a red light,
You dive, but I don’t!
And the light in the restroom went out,
You dive like a rooster.
***
Repeat pig,
Old old lady
And the old lady is 40 years old
She goes to the toilet.
The toilet breaks down -
The old lady is freaking out.

Call the one who roars:
Crybaby-wax-shoe polish, there's a hot pancake on your nose!
***
Roar-cow, give me milk!
***
Cry - I'll give you a roll!
Roar - I'll give you three!
A tease for those who command a lot:
Regimental commander, nose to ceiling,
Ears to the door, and he himself is like an ant.
Name-calling for fashionistas:
Imagination number 5,
Let me punch you in the face!
***
- Imagining, first class, where are you going?
- To the resort!
With a white suitcase, kissing a boy.
Teases for short-haired people:
Bald! Bald!
Go and try!
Answer:
- Hey, shaggy! Go crap!
***
- Bald head, give me some pie!

For those who laugh all the time:
It's funny for a fool to have his mouth on his side.
***
Serves you right, lipstick chicken.

Name-calling for snitches:

Yabeda-koryabeda,
Green cucumber.
Lying on the floor
Nobody eats it!
***

Teases for debaters and bullies:

Whoever argues is not worth it!
***
He who is afraid of an argument is the one who swarms in poop.
***

Name-calling for those who responded to a tease with “That’s what you are”

You you you!
Booty you smell the flowers,
Through the rear apparatus,
Release the scent!

Teases for those who were deceived:

Fool fooled
Four fists!
Everyone - toffee,
And clean up for him!
Everyone - a watermelon,
And he's in the belly!
And the fool listened
I ate three frogs!

Teases for greedy people:

Greedy beef, empty chocolate!
Greedy beef, pickled cucumber,
There's no one lying on the floor eating it,
And the fly flew in, smelled it and ate it.
***
You are no longer my friend
I'm not your friend anymore.
Take your toys
And don't pee in my potty!
Give me my poop
Take your papers!
Mom will buy me a goat
I won't show you!
And the goat's name is Marusya,
I'm afraid of her myself.

Name-calling for fat people:

The fat barrel gave birth to a son.
Before she had time for the fifth, she gave birth to the tenth.
She laid her on the bed and began kissing her ass.
She put it in the cradle and gave it to her.
And the son says: “You are not a mother, but a bandit!” (And the son has no ears and shouts: “Mommy, sew it on!”)
***
- Fat, fat - a passenger train!
***
Fat-meat-processing plant-sausage-lemonade!

Call names for those who wear glasses:

The bespectacled guy has a ball in his butt
I went to football.
His glasses were broken
They said: “This is a goal!”
***
Whoever has a checkered shirt looks like a stool,
Anyone who has striped pants looks like a cigarette.
He who has four eyes looks like a diver
Answer:
This song is old, it's time to crap it

Some teasers are directly related to some word that they are asked to say.

For example:
- Say pillow!
- Pillow.
- There's a frog in your panties!
***
- Say towel!
- Towel.
- Your mother loves a German!
***
- Say glue!
- Glue.
- Drink a jar of snot!
***
- Say: three!
- Three.
- Wipe your butt. Not with a piece of paper, not with a handkerchief, but with a hot hammer.
***
/Please do not post an adult tease about a tractor driver in the comments/

Name calling

- Petka is a fool, smokes tobacco, steals matches, doesn’t spend the night at home!
***
Our Volodya the fool ate a container of maggots!
***
Sergei the Sparrow was riding on a spit.
I ran into a birch tree and was left without pants!
***
Lenka-foam-sausage! There's a wasp on a string.
***
Svetka is a fool, she puffed up her tail and swam down the river!
***
Tanka is a fool, she puffed up her tail, ate cones, she was stunned!
***
Vanya (any name) we have one like a green crocodile,
White as a toilet
Scary as phantomas
And ears are like valves
Stuck to his face.
***
Natasha-poop, there's a piece of wood in her butt!
***
Seriously!
***
Fedya-Fedya ate the bear!
***
Katya-Katya-Katerina, a picture has been drawn.
***

Irka is a pussy, there's a hole in her butt!
***
Kolyan boo-boo shits down the pipe.
The chimney is on fire, Kolyan farts.
***
Tolya is not a bad guy
He just pisses and is deaf!
***
Only polka sausage,
There's a wasp on a string.
And the wasp bites
Only smiles
And the wasp is moving,
Tomorrow Tolka is getting married.
***
Svetka - candy, newspaper, tubaret!
***
Misha, Mishenka the bear,
Teach me to fart!
***
Sasha is the smartest
Potty duty!
***
The mandarin duck was rolling
Named Irinka
Didn't go to school
Got a D
And then I went for a walk
Got the number five
And then I went home
I got the number zero.
***
Muravyov Anton /any name/ fed the sparrows,
Threw them a loaf of bread, killed forty of them...

A few more children's sayings

- The first word is more valuable than the second!
- The second word was eaten by a cow!
- This first word was eaten by a cow!
- The second word is more valuable than any!
***
- The chicken stood up - the place was gone.
***
Raised my butt, lost my place
***
- Fooled a fool by 4 fists.
***
- Give me a bike ride?
- Your butt is no good!
- If the butt is no good, then you need to go for a ride
***
Be a friend - nasri all around.
Be a comrade - nasri valishem.
Be a sister - Nasri a star.
Be a friend - nasri cheesecake.
Be a brother - nasri square.
***
- Give me money?!
- Get on the broom, go without money.
- Every knot is worth a penny.
***
Lenka foam sausage on a braid string
Hands, feet on the balcony, head to the stadium.
***
Today is Sunday - jam for the girls,
And the stupid boys, with a fucking stick on their sides.
***
Strongman Bambula,
Pull up three chairs
And a third bed
But you can’t pick up a match!
***
Don't be afraid of the knife
And be afraid of the fork -
One hit,
Four holes.
***
Don't be afraid of the knife
And be afraid of a spoon -
One hit,
And the skull is in crumbs.

Replies to name-calling

It's funny to you, but it offends me, it's shit to you, but it's jam to me
***
Whoever calls himself that name is called that himself.
***
I'm a Snow Maiden girl
My dad is Santa Claus,
And mommy is a violet,
And you are a snotty nose!
***
The school is closed, I have the key
Whoever calls names is at himself.
***
If you speak to me, you translate to yourself!
***
Cash desk is closed
I have the key
Who is calling names -
On yourself!

Collections for the game

Tai-tai, fly into a real game,
I won’t tell you which one, guess for yourself.
Devils with mustaches (and you stick your thumb out of your fist and everyone hangs on it).
***
Whoever is making mistakes, gather yourselves, people!

When you play but need to go away:
***
Ducks, ducks, I'll be there for three minutes!
***
Kvass, kvass, I'm here for the whole hour!

Prosilki

- Forty-eight - we ask for half.
- Forty-one, I eat alone.
***
- If you give one, you will go to the bottom.
- If you give two, you’ll already be at the bottom.
- If you give me three, wipe your snot.
- If you give me four, keep your pocket wider.
- Give me five - at the bottom again.
- If you give me six, I’ll eat it myself.
***
- Fifty-two, let me take a bite!

Teases and adaptations from songs

Based on the song “It’s fun to walk through the open spaces together”
It's fun to walk on the lawns together, on the lawns
And water the flowers with acetone, acetone.
***
Fried chicken, steamed chicken,
I went for a walk around the city.
He was caught and arrested
They told me to show my passport.
He took out his passport
Punched me in the face
and got ready to run
There's a chase behind him, four horses
And the policeman without panties
***
Interpretation on a lullaby theme
Sleep my joy, sleep
The lights went out in the house,
The eyes are on the shelf,
The ears are boiling in a saucepan.
Leg sticking out in toilet
The hand lies on the sofa,
Sleep my joy, sleep
The lights went out in the house...
***
From the cartoon about Winnie the Pooh
Where are we going with Piglet?
To the meat processing plant.
Did you take a fork (spoon, knife)?
Of course not!
Then let's go back!
***
From the song “Blue nights flutter with fires”
Fire barrels of gasoline.
We are pioneers, children of Georgians.
Dad with a thick belt is approaching,
The pioneer's cry - let's escape!
The pioneer's cry - let's get away...
***
To the tune of a song about musketeers
Bye-bye-we'll dismantle the school stone by stone,
We will strangle the teacher, and we will kill the head teacher,
We'll force the director to write a test,
And if he doesn’t write, we’ll kick him in the ass.
We'll flush the English teacher down the toilet,
Let the English diver swim.
And if he doesn’t swim, he’ll fly out the window:
Let the English shit fly away...
***
Song from a pioneer camp based on the tune from “The Elusive Avengers”:
Fatigue is forgotten, the child is swaying,
And again the boys are knocking on our wall.

Counselor with a belt.

There is pasta in your pocket and you need to be in time
Lubricate the boys and warm them up with a mop (another option... and watch your dreams).
And we have no peace, night or day,
By the beds, by the beds, by the beds, by the beds
Counselor with a belt.

Do you think children only learn to swear from adults? No, they themselves have something in stock. Teasing, calling names, hurting others with offensive words - kids learn all this already in kindergarten from their peers.

Of course, “in the beginning there were adults,” but even if they teach, they teach the most harmless things, like the pedagogically justified “greedy-beef” or “sneak-sneak.” And it’s a rare parent who will teach their baby something like: “Alla, Alla, Alla, I stuffed matches in my nose.” However, children prefer exactly this – more assertive! So that, like a joke, like hooliganism! For adults to react. Well, more offensive, of course. Is it good? At a minimum, this is natural, psychologists say, and in general, it’s even good.

Children's folklore - teasing and name-calling - was, is and will be, because without it there is no childhood. Yes, this is a manifestation of verbal aggression, the first scolding of children, but from this experience children learn to understand what it is like to be the object of someone's ridicule, and learn to resist it.

Whoever calls names calls himself that...

What it is? Children's teasing and name-calling is a phenomenon children's folklore, an obligatory part of the children's subculture, in them naturally all human shortcomings are reflected. This genre reflects children’s life, their attitude to the world around them, the relationships between them, and child psychology.

Children's teasing and name-calling are aimed at identifying some characteristic that a person does not like - glasses, hair color, fatness, thinness, height, a name that rhymes with something. Or behavior that goes beyond the boundaries of morality accepted in society is humiliated: sneaking, greed, tearfulness. Often there are name-calling nationality, they exist and existed everywhere, in all societies. And in children's too.

Linguists believe that offensive words types of name-calling and teasing have existed since very ancient times - since those very days when people tried to intimidate their enemies with words, tore their shirts, smeared their faces and used other various military traditions.

What are they needed for? Children's teasing can be called a peculiar primary school life morality. A child who finds himself in a group of his own kind understands that this is not a home where there are only affectionate parents, here is life, with all its difficulties and even sorrows. And, alas, you also need to get used to this. And learn to fight back! Usually the offender tries to call the person called “weakly,” thus outlining to himself psychological boundaries what is permitted, and provoking the other to defend, build and defend their borders. Happening mutual education, training, hardening. Thus, teasing and name-calling perform an educational function, helping a child who is being offended to defend himself in the form of verbal defense, training emotional stability and self-control. It is also important that teasing verbally removes children’s aggression - they speak out and go their separate ways. Children's teasing and name-calling are a way to establish norms of behavior in the children's community. For example, they can tease in order to warn about something: “Snatch-snatch, Pickled cucumber, Lying on the floor, Nobody eats it.” In other words: if you tell lies, no one will be friends with you.

What should someone who is being teased do? Firstly, you should behave correctly within your society, for example, a group kindergarten. Don't stand out! Then there will be no chance of even teasing by name. (Although the variant of teasing, as flirting or coquetry, also, of course, takes place, such as pulling girls’ pigtails). And if you stand out, know how to stand up for yourself. Secondly, parents need to teach children to perceive teasing correctly and adequately. The goal of all teasing is to hurt your opponent by making him look funny, which means this goal should not be achieved! Best option- respond to a tease with a tease, “make excuses”, give verbal change. And under no circumstances should you give in to fear, anger, or resentment. Parents of offenders, in addition to the need to rein in estranged offspring, being upset about this, should take into account that a large vocabulary (in poetry, especially) is a sign high intelligence their children, because memorizing or even independently selecting rhymes is quite difficult task. Another thing is that the channel of this intellect should be redirected.

Variety of species

Precise in sound and maximally offensive in essence - this is the ideal of children's teasing and name-calling. The genre of children's folklore, the teaser, assumes almost any rhymed form: from more or less aesthetically complete - in two words, to full-fledged teaser-verses. By the way, teasers in verse help speech therapists a lot in developing and correcting the speech of their little charges, because they are remembered quickly and with pleasure. And how they are used later!

The most common subject of children's teasing is names. Fortunately, you can find a rhyme for any name. Called names appearance, according to behavioral characteristics, mental characteristics, character traits. The so-called absurd teasers are very interesting. The random stringing of words here is not at all accidental. Here, humor is carved out of the absurd, which children understand perfectly well. Such teasers can be compared to Kharms’s poems, so beloved by children.

Teases are used:

* as a habitual appeal to someone who is always offended (for example, to a fat child);
* as a way to attract attention (for example, from people of the opposite sex);
* as a randomly coined rhyming, well-suited and funny definition of a shortcoming or situation.

Teasers that make fun of this or that quality and teasers-warnings:

These teasing and name-calling are aimed at ridiculing specific negative, from the point of view of the offender, qualities. And also warnings.

Reva-cow,
Give me some milk.
What is the price?
Three spots.

Greedy beef, pickled cucumber
You lie on the floor, no one eats you.

I imagined the first grade,
I took it and went to the resort,
I got sick at the resort
And he died under the bench.

I imagined my tail between my legs
And she ran under the stove,
And there's a crocodile under the stove
I swallowed the imaginary.

There is a Jam in our class -
Instead of a nose - a nail puller!

Repeat - Uncle Piggy
I licked the whole trash heap
And he didn't say thank you.

Repeat - Uncle Piggy,
And the name is Turkey.
I licked all the plates,
And he didn’t say thank you!

Greedy
Stuffed with sausages
She's angry with me.

Greedy,
Evil chocolate.

Greedy,
Pickle,
Who doesn't eat it?
Well done!

Greedy,
Pickle,
Lying on the floor
Nobody eats it.

Crybaby, polish, shoe polish,
There's a hot pancake on your nose!

Salty sneak,
Boiled over the fire!

Yabeda-trouble,
Cockroach food!

Yabeda-koryabeda,
Bass drum,
Who plays it?
That nasty cockroach.

Teases making fun of appearance:

Fat, fat,
Passenger train!

Fat-industrial plant,
tits-tits-lemonade!

The fat barrel gave birth to a son,
And my son has no ears,
At least sew on the ties.

Fat donut
Give me a ticket:
There is nothing to light the stove!

Who has 4 eyes?
he looks like a diver.

Regimental commander -
Nose to the ceiling
Ears to the door
And he himself is like a sparrow!

Red-red, freckled,
killed my grandfather with a shovel.

Toothless hag,
The cat gave birth to you
The priest baptized you
And he pulled down his pants.

Red-red,
shameless redhead!

Name teasers:

Agashka - Dirty shirt.

Akulina from high
Strangled the gander.
The gander squeaks
He's carrying a hundred rubles.

Andryukha - pig's ear.

Anna - Banna,
The leg is wooden
Damn fat
Drive, don't stop.

Alka is a jump rope.

Anna-bath, shoe polish,
There's a hot pancake on my nose.

Boris is the leader of the dead rats.
And his wife, Larisa, is a wonderful rat.

Valyukha - without an ear.

Vasya with a scythe,
Don't run in a lane
Run on a perch
Shake your face.

Vladik is a pancake.

Vovka is a carrot.

All Veras are fools beyond measure.
Varvara - Higher than the barn!

Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market!

Verka is a snuffbox!

Jackdaw-stick.
Jackdaw jump rope

Dinka is a piece of ice!

Dina - rusty trolley

Dunka is a fool,
Blow up the fire
Kiss Me.

Zinka - basket,
Elastic band in front
Rear drum -
In all cities.

Inca pig.

Inca picture.

Irka is a hole.

Katya, Katya, Katerina,
A picture is drawn,
And from a painting to a portrait,
There is no better Katya than ours.

Katerina - kitten,
Fat pig,
Rolled down the hill
Salom choked.

Kostik is a rusty nail.

Lena - snot up to her knees!

Lenka - foam, sausage,
wasp on a string.

Larisa is a rat.

Lidka - snail,
Pull out your horns
I'll give you a piece of the pie.

Lisa is a suck-up.

Maha Dashing - crushed the rooster
She went outside and killed a chicken.

Masha let go of her braids,
And behind her are all the sailors.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
He threw his fur coat on the barn,
The fur coat is spinning, Kolya is angry!

Natasha is a poop.

Olga is a fool
I blew into the forest,
I went into the forest
I found a penny
I bought soap
I washed the stigma.

Fields, Fields, Pelageya, Three buttons on the neck, Four on the side, Nose full of tobacco.

Sonya is Monya.

Sonya is a fool, Sonya is a fool, I fell in love with a plasterer,
The plasterer is not a fool,
I bought Sonya a cap,
Sonya began to put on
Kiss the plasterer.

Sveta is candy.

Sergey - sparrow,
Don't chase the pigeons!
The pigeons are afraid
They sit on the roof.

Tanya - sour cream,
The cat ran
I licked the sour cream.

Thekla, Thekla
I baked pancakes,
Dropped the frying pan
She broke her head.

Fedya - copper,
Ate a bear.

Shura is a fool
I blew into the forest,
Ate the bark
She told everyone.

Julia is a saucepan.

Universal name teaser for boys:

(any name) - raven-raven-sparrow
I drank a jar of snot.

Absurd teasers:

Whoever has a checkered shirt looks like a stool.

It's Sunday
Girls - jam,
And to the stupid boys -
A thick stick on the sides.

I'll tell you in your ear
About the green frog.
Do not tell anybody,
Because it's you.

Chokli-mokli,
Mokli-chokli,
Your eyes are wet.
If you cry for a long time,
You will begin to croak like a frog.

Lips, lips two arshins,
A car runs across your lips,
Head of the machine - driver:
“Lips stop, stop!”

Strongman Bambula lifted four chairs!
But he barely lifted the match in three weeks!

Say “glue” - drink a jar of snot

Say “basement” - the skeleton kissed you.

Say "towel"! – You have two Germans in your nose!

Situational teasing

They deceived a simpleton
Four fists
And one more fist -
It turns out to be a fool!

Fool fooled
Four fists
And the fifth one blew away,
May you be inflated!

Fool fooled
Four fists.
Another fist, completely stupid.

Crybaby, polish, shoe polish
There's a hot pancake on your nose!

Tili-tili-dough
Bride and groom,
Suddenly the bride is under the bed,
And the groom is looking for her!

Tili-tili-dough
Bride and groom,
Let's go for a swim -
They started kissing!

Tili-tili-dough
Bride and groom,
Rolled on the floor
They kissed hard.

Teasing excuses, defensive:

The crocodile walked and walked, swallowed your word, but left mine and put a seal on it!

Nothing hurts, the chicken is happy

And I’ll put up a ladder and rearrange all the letters

Black cash register, and I have the key, stop calling yourself names!

Whoever calls himself that name is called that himself!

If you speak to me, you translate to yourself!

Same thing ten times over!

Don't teach a scientist, eat some smoked shit.

It's funny to you, but it's offensive to me. It's shit for you, but it's jam for me!

If I hit you in the head, you'll fly off on a potty!

Repeat, Uncle Piggy,
And the name is Indian,
Who repeats after me,
he dives into the restroom.
And in the restroom there is a red light,
You dive, but I don’t!

Selection of records

Teasers: history and types of teasers, 32 teasers per different qualities character. Answers to teasers. The story “Sasha is a teaser.”

Teasing is a constant occurrence in children's interactions. Although adults often tell children that they should not make fun of another person, teasing still remains with us for many years and persists in the children's subculture. Why? What are teases and responses? Can teasing teach you something useful in life? Let's try to figure it out together.

Teasers

In this article you will find:

types of teases,
tease story,
answers to teasers,
a collection of teasers on different qualities of a person’s character,
story "Sasha - a teaser."

Teasers: types of teasers

There are different types of teasers.

The first type is teases - mockery are name teasers in which children tease each other. There are such teasers for both girls' and boys' names. Mockery is an offensive joke, ridicule.

The most common name teasers have two lines: the first is a line with a name, the second is a rhyme to it (Red is shameless, Arkhip is an old mushroom).

Second type -teasers - teasers. Undershirts are designed for simpletons. Subjects consist of questions and answers. First, the player asks the player to repeat the word after him, then the dialogue turns into a joke.

For example, they will show the child a piece of paper on the ground and ask: “What is your coupon?” If a child bends down to see what it is, they shout to him: “Thank you for the bow!” (this is a tease of previous years when there were coupons).

Or teasers with questions that require you to pay attention to your words:

- Let me tell you, and you add: “And me.”
- I will go to the forest.
- And I.
- I'll cut down the tree.
- And I.
- I'll cut the deck.
- And I.
- I'll knead the pigs.
- And I.
- They will eat.
- And I.

- Say: “Watermelon.”
- Watermelon.
- You are a toddler!

- Say: “Shiloh!”
- Shiloh.
- There's soap on your nose!

- Say: pillow!
- Pillow.
-You are a slippery frog.

- Say: “Forest”!
- Forest!
- Your brother is a fool!

- Say: “Oats”!
- Oats.
- Grab your nose! (grab nose)

Say "cheesecake"!
- Cheesecake.
- You have a frog in your hands!

Say: “Matryoshka!”
- Matryoshka!
- Hello, granddaughter of Grandma Yozhka!

Say: “Tasty and sweet!”
-Tasty and sweet!
- Cockroach legs!

The third type is teasers about a person’s character traits. They are invented and passed on to each other by the children themselves in their yards. These teasers educate, teach to be generous, honest, fair and kind, brave.

Teasers about character traits:

A teaser for an inattentive person:

Boggle-eyed owl –
Eyes like a spoon,
He doesn't see a crumb!
Look straight-
There's a hole ahead!

A tease for an overly gullible person

The simpleton was deceived -
Four fists
On the crack and on the pillow,
To the green frog.

Teasers for crybabies

Crybaby, polisher,
Gutalin,
Swallowed
Burnt damn.

— Reva-cow,
Give me some milk!
What is the price?
- Three spots!

Crybaby, crybaby,
Three kopecks of polish!

Teasers for sneaks

Yabeda - koryabeda.
Bass drum.
Who plays it?
Sasha (child's name) is a cockroach!

Yabeda - koryabeda,
Pickle.
Lying on the floor
Nobody eats it!

Salty sneak,
Boiled in a pot,
Stuffed with cones (another option - stuffed with potatoes)
So that you don't be angry!

A tease for a braggart who shows off something new or acts arrogantly towards other children:

Sailor - a break from the stove!
Stretched out like a worm!

Or:
Imagining the first grade,
Where are you going - to a resort?
Hat with pompom,
And you're driving under a trailer! (street children used to ride under the trailer)

Regimental commander -
Nose to the ceiling
Ears to the door
And he himself is like a sparrow!

Fu-you. Come on,
The legs are bent.
Hands on hips
Eyes to the ceiling!

If the driver violates the rules of the game and constantly catches up with only one player out of all, then they shout to him:

- There is no race for one,
You'll catch a pig.

Or:
— There’s no race for one!
The man is not a five-tonner!

Tease for the impolite (did not say “thank you”):

Uncle piggy - I repeat,
And the name is Indian.
I licked all the plates,
And he didn’t say thank you!

Teasers about cowardice

Coward, coward, boy!
He fought in the war.
When I saw the machine gun -
I got scared right away!

You, Vasenka (child’s name), my friend,
Don't run into the meadow
On the steep bank.
The mouse will eat you
Or a swallow
Or a little gray top
Because of a bush
Or white dog
From under the bridge.

Teases for greedy people

Greedy,
Pickle.
Lying on the floor
Nobody eats it.

Greedy,
Empty chocolate.

Greedy,
Pickle,
Stuffed with sausages
That's why I'm angry!

Tease about sadness:

What are you, Vasya – Vasilek (child’s name)
Are you frowning, not happy?
I lowered my clear eyes,
I hung my head!

A tease for the person who screams all the time:

Make a log,
Place it on your knee
Growl
Yes, shout!

A tease for a person who interferes with other people's conversations:

Don't poke your nose in front
Don't push me from behind
Don't touch the middle
Don't follow me

Teases: The History of Teases

To understand teases, you need to know and understand their history. Teasers have existed since a very long time, and teasers for almost all Russian names have survived to this day.

The teaser reflects a very ancient, archaic phenomenon - causing damage to a personal name.

I quote: “Verbal manipulations with a personal name for the purpose of causing harm, damage to its bearer reflect the characteristics of archaic consciousness, which does not make a clear distinction.” between words and things“, from the standpoint of which a personal name is assessed not as a conventional distinctive sign, but as a substitute for a person, completely identical to its bearer, which determined various prohibitions with the use of personal names in speech.” (S.N. Smolnikov. Antonyms in children's teasers//Russian culture of the new century. Problems of studying, preserving and using historical - cultural heritage. – Vologda: Book Heritage, 2007). Many scholars believe that taunts and other offensive couplets have been around since the times when people tried to frighten their opponents with words or gestures.

Teasing is most often not a characteristic of a person, but attribute to him “anti-behavior” which is not encouraged in society.

The teaser is a world of fable and fantasy, not a reflection real world. The hero of the teaser lives “in another world” - “a world in reverse”, “a world of fables” and is often described as if he is not a person: “Alyoshka is a flatbread. Mother is a potato”, “Anna is a bathhouse, her leg is wooden”, “Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai, sit under the bench and bark.”

Teases: features of teasers

Teases, mockery and other similar persistent texts in folklore are called "children's satirical lyrics"(the term was introduced by G.S. Vinogradov).

Usually in teasers a person’s name or behavior characteristic rhymes with a consonant word: Andrey is a sparrow, Lena is foam, Svetka is a pipette, Fedya is raving, Mishka is fir cone, Igoryonok - little pig - ill-mannered child, crybaby - blackax, sneak - koryabeda, reva - cow. Usually in teasers they name the characteristic of a person that the teaser does not like (glasses, red hair, figure, name, character of the person).

Very often, teasing becomes almost traditional and stable, which is known to many generations. They determine the meaning of the name in a given culture, the perception of the name by the bearers of the culture (“Kolya-Kolya-Nikolai, stay at home, don’t play around”; “Andrey is a sparrow, don’t chase the pigeons”). Often children change the text of the teaser or come up with their own texts, introducing into the teaser lines from songs, tongue twisters and sayings, fairy tales, riddles: “Lidka is a snail, stretch out your horns. I’ll give you bread and a piece of pie.”

The tease is always spoken sing-song and loudly, savoring the words. Often from a safe distance and in unison (to escape, if anything happens).

A teaser is a fable in its meaning. Logic or correspondence to reality is not important in it, but rhyme is important.

Most often, teasing occurs in the communication of children from 6 to 12 years old. Teasing, teasing, and mockery are more often used by boys. Girls prefer silence, peace or counting rhymes. In the communication of older preschoolers, there are also teasers - especially persistent traditional teasers and teasers that ridicule character qualities (greedy - beef, sneak - koryabeda and others). Children themselves, through teasing, “educate” the little dog and teach him to be fair and honest.

Teasers and mirilki belong to situational folklore. Often they were used just for fun, sometimes to make fun of some quality (greed, snitching), and sometimes to attract attention. Teasing often allows you to avoid fighting, especially if the tease is answered with another tease. If the teaser is funny and harmless, then you can laugh along with the teaser. Or even come up with other teasing options. But if the tease is angry, offensive, aggressive, then it requires an answer.

If your child is teased with teasers: folklore responses to teasers are “anti-teasers.”

You need to be able to perceive a tease with humor, respond to it with dignity - a smile or another funnier and more meaningful rhyme or tease, and not be offended. This is a kind of “school of life”, the ability to respond to a “blow”.

It is very important to teach children how to respond to teasing. The correct response to a tease returns the offense to the offender . This is a very important life skill - not to be offended, to take everything with humor, lightly, without perceiving teasing as an attack. This skill is also practiced in responding to teasers. Teach this to your children; together with your child, come up with your own response to the teases based on the answers given below.

If hurtful teasing is repeated day after day and goes unanswered, it can affect your child's self-esteem and relationships with peers. After all, sometimes teasers (if the situation has not been resolved and there remains a strong resentment towards the teaser) remain with the child for his entire life and prevent him from becoming a bright personality.

Of course, a child can remain silent in response to teasing, come and cry at home. Of course, you can feel sorry for him, scold the teaser and talk to the offender yourself and tell him to stop teasing your baby. But...but this will not give the child the opportunity to learn a life lesson and learn how to respond to teasing and teasing.

It is better to teach your child how to properly respond to teasing. And you need to respond easily and cheerfully - with a capacious rhyming formula, perfected by generations. Together with your child, come up with your own worthy responses to teasing. Try it - it's a lot of fun. It is not necessary to come up with offensive options; it is quite enough to come up with a bright figurative phrase - an answer. And then make peace with the help

Here are examples of folklore responses to teases that exist among children - as ideas for your creativity.

Although I imagined
I didn’t call anyone names!

Don't poke your nose in
In someone else's question,
And then the question
Bite off your nose.

Cash desk is closed -
I have the key.
Who is calling names -
On yourself!

Call me names for a hundred years
You're still an old man.

For every rotok
You can't put on a scarf!

I'm not listening to you
I’ll salt it and eat it.

At least call me a pot,
Just don’t put it in the oven!

Left behind you
It doesn't suit me!

You call me names, you turn it on yourself.
Whoever calls himself that name is called that himself.
Call me names for at least a year
You're still a hippopotamus.
Call me names at least forever
I'm still human.

The crocodile walked and walked
Your word swallowed
And he left mine -
And I stamped it!

Meli, Emelya, your week.

If it were me (if it were me), but it’s your turn!

I'm the same ten times

Say “I am your mirror” and show the caller your open palm so that he seems to see his reflection in it.

Whoever calls you what is called what!

Call me names all the time
Anyway, I'm human.
I won't be bothered by teasing
They will tie it to your collar.
They will lead you around the village -
They will sing a lot of songs.

You call me names
You translate it to yourself.

How best to react if you are teased, your child will understand from the wonderful story of N.M. Artyukhova “Sasha the teaser”

Learning to respond to teasers

Sasha is a tease

Sasha loved to tease his sister. Lyalya was offended and cried.
What are you crying about, Lyalechka? - Dad asked.
- Sasha is teasing me!
- Well, let him tease. Don't be a tease.
It was very difficult not to tease, but Lyalya tried it once, and this is what came out of it.
The guys were sitting at the table and having breakfast.
“Now I’ll eat,” Sasha began, “and I’ll hang your doll by the legs from the chandelier.”
“Well,” Lyalya laughed, “it will be a lot of fun!”
Sasha even choked in surprise.
“You have a runny nose,” he said after thinking. - They won’t take you to the cinema tomorrow.
- But I don’t want to tomorrow. I'll go the day after tomorrow.
Sasha looked around and shouted:
- I have more orange than you!
“Eat to your health,” said Lyalya, “get better.”
Here Sasha could not stand it and began to cry.
What are you crying about, Sashenka? - Mom asked, entering the room.
- Lyalka offends me! - Sasha answered, sobbing. - I tease her, but she doesn’t tease!

Discuss this story and figure out how else Lyalya could respond to Sasha’s other words (if he took a toy from her or threw a ball at her, think of situations that were in your child’s experience or similar in meaning).