Georgian parables toasts. Wedding toast to quivering love! Wedding Georgian toasts
The Caucasus is famous for its hospitality, fun, centuries-old wise elders in the mountains and, of course, unsurpassed Caucasian wine. Caucasian highlanders drink wine not from glasses or glasses, as is customary with us, but from a horn. Before that, they make a toast.
The Caucasian horn with wine is not a shot of vodka that can be knocked over by saying short toast"For health!". The fact is that a horn filled with wine cannot be put on the table - it must be drunk to the bottom. Therefore, it was in the Caucasus that the wonderful Armenian and Georgian toasts. The toast should be long and meaningful - you need to somehow mentally prepare yourself to drink the horn of wine to the bottom.
Especially colorful and famously twisted Armenian and Georgian toasts are pronounced at the wedding.
Caucasian residents revere the wedding as a special solemn day not only for the young, but for their entire family. Georgian wedding toasts will make your wedding interesting and unforgettable. And if, while making a toast, you also successfully imitate a Georgian accent, then the performance will be received with a bang, and all other toasts will fade in comparison with yours.
Toast Examples
A wise old man was asked:
- Why does it happen in life: there are many friends who have become enemies, but there are practically no enemies who have become friends?
The elder gave the following answer:
- Look at the house - it is easier to destroy than to build. And the money is quickly spent, but it takes a long time to earn. And a fragile earthen vessel breaks instantly, but it is difficult to create it.
So let's drink to the fact that our newlyweds in their lives create, build and earn.
In one mountain village, a young girl met hot guy. Their love was strong and soon they got married.
We lived well, and then my husband went on a business trip. “Don't worry, dear,” he told his wife. I will be home in five days.
Five days have passed, ten, twenty ... But the husband does not return. The frightened wife remembered ten of his friends living in different villages, and sent telegrams to all of them: “Do you know where my husband might be?” The next day, she received ten identical replies: "Don't worry, your husband is staying with me."
So let's drink to friends who will not let you down!
In the mountains of the Caucasus there are many hundred-year-old elders, strong and healthy. And all because those days that a person spends with his friends, in good company, do not count towards age.
Let's drink to our young people, who have gathered friends for the wedding today and thereby extended their lives!
There lived a cheerful young horseman in the mountains. He had many friends, they often came to visit, and the owner always treated them to good wine and barbecue. When the guy decided to get married, he asked his father to send invitations to his friends.
The wedding was magnificent - all the relatives came, only for some reason there were no friends.
Father, did you invite my friends? asked the puzzled son of his father.
“Of course,” the father replied. - But I wrote briefly "Need help" and, as you can see, no one came.
I want to drink for young friends who come not only to the wedding, but also in those moments when their help is needed.
One man was righteous and a believer. When his life ended, he went to heaven to God. God, for his righteous life, allowed him to live on earth for many more years and presented him with three chests so that he would open them only when he returned home.
On the way to the ground, the man could not resist and opened one chest. Joy fluttered out of him and flew far away. The bewildered man opened another chest - love fluttered out of it and dissolved in the sky.
Clutching the last chest to his chest, the man returned to earth and opened it there. Hope came out of the chest, and the man stayed with it.
So let's drink to the young so that they never lose joy, love, or hope!
Once at a wedding, the toastmaster raised a glass of wine to make a toast. Silence reigned, and at that moment the toastmaster felt with horror that his stomach was twisted, and he needed to release gases. Then he made the following decision: he would say a toast, then he would shoot from a pistol and, under a shot, would do his job. But the weapon failed and did not fire. But the stomach did its job.
Out of great shame, the toastmaster ran away from the wedding high into the mountains and lived there alone.
Ten years later, he went down to the village and asked the first person he met: "What's new with you?" To which he said:
“Eh, how ten years ago one toastmaster farted at a wedding, so there was nothing new.
So let's drink to ensure that our intentions do not diverge from our deeds!
Old Georgian wisdom says:
If you want happiness for one day - drink a glass of wine!
If you want happiness for one month - play a wedding!
If you want happiness for one year - fall in love secretly!
And if you want happiness for life - keep your health!
For the health of the young!
May there be sadness, grief, and trouble in the life of our dear newlyweds. But exactly as much as I leave drops of wine in this glass!
A dog was sitting on the bank of a stormy river. A snake crawled up to him and asked:
“I can’t swim, take me to the other side.”
- Aren't you going to bite me? the dog asked.
“No,” the snake promised.
She got out on the dog's neck. They float. In the middle of the river, the snake bit the dog.
- What have you done! the dog screamed. We'll both drown! You promised me!
“What can you do?” said the snake. This is my feminine nature.
So let's drink to the unpredictable female nature so that it never costs us our lives!
Once in the mountains, a small pack of wolves attacked ten hunters and tore them all to pieces. On another occasion, a pack of wolves attacked three hunters. After a bloody battle, all the wolves were killed.
Why did the wolves tear ten people apart, but could not cope with three? Because the first time it was just ten hunters, and the second time it was three best friends.
So let's drink to the newlyweds, let them be surrounded by friends with whom no problems are terrible!
A young Georgian sits on the bank of the river and catches fish. Not far away, a young girl decided to take a swim. She undressed, and the dzhigit said to her:
“Hey, beauty, it’s forbidden to swim in this river.
“Why didn’t you tell me that when I hadn’t undressed yet?” – the girl was indignant.
“Hey, listen, it’s not forbidden to undress in this place,” the horseman replied.
So let's drink to the women present here so that they ask less unnecessary questions.
The Georgian ended up in Siberia in the winter. All frozen, he stands at the bus stop and curses:
- Your mother, damn Sibyr! I put on two fur coats, and the flock, as if in shorts !!! ..
You gave me such a warm welcome that it’s time for me to scold your regions: “Your mother, damn Si-byr! I’m sitting in a T-shirt and shorts, but it’s as if I put on two fur coats! ..” Thank you for your warmth and hospitality!
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A young man comes up to the river, pushes one bush, another, a third, and so on twenty bushes ... And there, behind the last one, stands beautiful woman and is waiting for him. He took off one dress, the second...
So let's drink to our prospects!
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Drinks a warm group of Georgians, toasts in a circle. One gets up
- I want to drink for our Dato! This a real man: he can drink three horns of wine in a row and fall in love with three women!
Second:
- I want to drink for our Gogi - this is a real man: he can drink ten horns of wine in a row and love ten women!
A third gets up, mournfully looking at the floor:
- And I propose to drink for Vladimir Ilyich Lenin ... I don’t know how much wine he could drink, and I don’t know if he could love women in any way, but only a Real man could avenge the death of his older brother!
So let's drink to real men!
Georgian toasts
Once, an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he beat his beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech: - The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that no one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him. And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, smart, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beauty's daughter screamed in horror: - Listen, atets! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him? And the old father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to good and warm company!
There was a goat on the mountain. An eagle flew across the sky, saw a goat, grabbed it and flew on. A hunter stood on the ground, saw an eagle and fired. The eagle fell like a stone on the grass, and the goat flew on!
So let's drink to the fact that we don't kill eagles, and goats don't fly.
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Eastern sage Khoja Nasreddin fell ill. Creditors began to visit him and asked him to repay his debts - the hour is uneven, he will die.
“Pray everyone that I stay alive until I cry with you!” Hodja told them. Everyone prayed and said with one voice:
- Our prayer will be heard by Allah!
- So, - Nasreddin was delighted, - I will never die?!
Dear debtors, let us raise our glasses to creditors who pray to God for our longevity!
Georgian toasts
A neighbor came to Abdul with a request.
- Abdullah, lend me a donkey to go to the city.
- I can’t, - he answers, - my brother just left on it on his own business.
- It's a pity, - said the neighbor and went out.
As soon as he moved away from the house, he heard a donkey neighing from the estate of Abdul.
- Why are you deceiving me, Abdullah? - says the returned neighbor.
- It turns out that your donkey is at home!
- Who do you trust more: me or a donkey? - he answers.
Let's drink to the difficulties of life! Anything can happen in life - as we see, a donkey can become an arbitrator in a dispute!
Georgian toasts
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot.
The young wife became agitated, sent to ten cities ten true friends telegrams. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.
What's the difference between truth and lies? - asked the sage.
- Yes, such as between the ears and eyes, - he answered.
What we see with our eyes is true, but what we hear with our ears is not always true.
Let's drink to hear and see.
Georgian toasts
The eastern lord once visited a prison where twenty prisoners were serving their sentences.
- What are you sitting for? - asked the lord.
Nineteen out of twenty immediately swore that they were sitting innocent, solely due to a miscarriage of justice. And only the twentieth admitted that he was in prison for theft.
- Immediately release him to freedom, - the lord ordered, - he can have a bad influence on everyone else honest people that are located here.
So let's drink to people whose honesty helps them to be free!
Georgian toasts
The wise man was asked:
- Why is it so easy for friends to become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
- But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it, - the sage answered, - and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.
I propose a toast to the fact that we build, not destroy.
Georgian toasts
He was a quiet and reserved young man. After standing for half an hour near the house where his beloved lived, he saw the door suddenly open and a woman appeared before him, casting a stern look on him. - Who are you waiting for here? she asked. - In ... your daughter, - he answered frightened. "In that case, you'd better get the hell out of here," she said. - You are not suitable for our daughter. When her father was courting me, and I suddenly did not go on a date, he climbed over the garden fence, strangled the dog, put out the window, locked my father in the room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. This is the kind of groom we would like for our daughter. So let's raise our glasses to the brave and dexterous horsemen!
All people in our country have watched the famous film "Operation Y and Shurik's Other Adventures" more than once. It was thanks to him that many learned about the amazing Georgian tradition of pronouncing beautiful toasts per festive table.
Nowadays, many people have the opportunity to visit this mountainous country themselves and see the hospitality of this people and the peculiarities of the feast, which cannot do without Georgian toasts.
Adopt this beautiful tradition and you can make an expressive, meaningful Georgian toast in Russia on celebratory event- for sure all guests will appreciate it.
The article presents the most beautiful and wise Georgian toasts for all occasions.
About the Georgian feast and the rules for pronouncing toasts
There are legends about Georgian feasts. And not in vain. The culture of drinking wine has been formed over the centuries and has become a culture. And the culture of drinking wine and wine drinks for a good snack.
- If you have beer or water in your glass, do not clink glasses.
- Toasts are raised exclusively with a holy drink - with Georgian wine. Or strong alcohol.
- At the right feast, whether it be Tbilisi, Batumi, Adzharia, the resort of Abastumani, Georgia in general, there is always a toastmaster - a respected person and commander-in-chief of the evening. The noisy clown, whom we call toastmaster, has nothing to do with toastmaster.
In general, the word toastmaster is one of many Georgian words that have become international. AT different countries it is used in different ways, but the classic toastmaster is a toastmaster in the Georgian sense of the word.
His task is to lead the general outline of the conversation. At Georgian feasts, you will not see groups of people talking or a couple who are talking about their own separately from everyone else. Georgian feasts are a common thing. No one interrupts anyone, but at the same time everyone can speak.
How does this happen? Thanks for the toast. Toasts are spoken exclusively by the toastmaster. There are obligatory toasts - you need to start with them.
The first toast according to tradition is for peace
It turns out that before the table gathered people from different regions- the Imeretians sat next to the Mingrelians, the Svans next to the Abkhazians, the Kakhetians next to the Kartlians. And since neighbors often had contentious issues to each other, the feast could corny end in a fight. Innate diplomacy and a sense of respect for a neighbor helped the Georgians avoid such problems at the table, declaring a moratorium on showdowns as the first toast.
The second toast is for the reason for the feast
It could be a wedding, a birthday, or a guest of honor. Tamada raises his glass.
Then comes a series of the following obligatory toasts - for parents, for the departed, for those present, for friendship, for children and the future, for the friendship of peoples, for love, for the owner of the house. There are many obligatory toasts, they affect the most different topics and, as the Georgians say, good toastmaster one who sleeps well at night. Because he has not forgotten a single toast and he is not ashamed.
There is one more obligatory toast - for women. As a rule, it begins with a toast to the women present and, in the person of those present, develops into honoring mothers, grandmothers, daughters and all the women of the world.
Interestingly, there is no obligatory toast to men. Moreover, optional - too. A toast to men is bad manners. For men, they can drink exclusively in a male company and already fairly at the end. And it will sound "for us."
- A prerequisite for a feast in Georgia is that toasts are spoken exclusively by the toastmaster. But. There is a beautiful “but” named “Alaverdi”. Tamada voices the toast, develops it into beautiful story and passes the alaverdi to any of those present.
- The one who has taken Alaverdi supplements the toast. But - it is within the framework of a given topic. If desired, other guests can ask for alaverdi too. But this is already fraught with jokes “What, I said so badly that you all want to talk more??!))”
- If the toastmaster does not give the guest the floor, you can ask for the right to say a toast. And the toastmaster will give you the opportunity to speak on any topic, perhaps after a few toasts, but he will definitely give it.
At the end of the feast, a glass is raised for the toastmaster and for the owners of the house.
How in Georgia they drink for the departed
There is another difference from Slavic traditions. For the departed in Georgia they drink clinking glasses. And they drink with tears in their eyes, but with a smile on their face. The toast is: "May their jar always be full." Because the better a person was, the more and warmer they remember him after life. And in heaven, his jug is filled with this warmth.
In general, people in Georgia are very warm and sincere people. And the toast, whether mandatory or not, must come from the heart. And there is not a single memorized toast - after all, the topics about peace, love and friendship are endless. And each toast is unique, like a star in the sky, like a drop in a glass, like a Georgian smile.
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Toasts to Women
In the Caucasus, men appreciate, respect and love the weaker sex. Therefore, in those places a lot of congratulations have been created that are dedicated to women. Here is one beautiful Georgian toast.
Toast 1
Once, one sunny day, a snake crawled to Allah and said: “I'm tired of crawling, I want to remove my scales. Turn me into a woman And I can sting people anyway. It doesn't have to be a snake."
Allah helped and turned her into a woman. Soon a white dove flew to him and asked for the same request as the snake. And so it happened.
Allah turned the dove into a woman and said, "Go and do good." Since then, there are two women: evil and kind. So let's drink to good, lovely ladies, who are more than bad and harmful with a black soul.
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Toast 2
A young Caucasian took the girl to the cinema. And what is a movie without kisses.
Behind sat elderly woman who made the remark:
- Could you kiss in a non-public place?
- I wouldn't mind, but my wife is at home.
Let's drink to the fact that we only kiss our wives!
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Toast 3
It was in a tropical country. The daughter complained to her mother that her husband was cheating on her. And the mother said: “This is fixable. Bring me two tiger whisker hairs." - "What are you, mom," the daughter was frightened. - "And you try, you are a woman, you should be able to do everything."
- Daughter thought. Then she slaughtered a ram and with a piece of meat went into the forest. Sat in an ambush - waiting. A tiger appeared and furious rushed to her. She threw the meat and ran away.
- The next day she came again with a piece of meat, and when the tiger rushed at her, she threw the meat, but did not run away, but began to watch him eat.
- On the third day, the tiger was waiting for her, and when she appeared again with meat, he joyfully beat his tail. And the woman began to feed him directly from her hand.
- On the fourth day, the tiger happily ran up to her, and having eaten a piece of meat, laid his head on her knees to the girl and dozed off. And at that moment she pulled out two hairs and brought them home to her mother.
“Well,” said the mother, “you have tamed a predatory beast such as a tiger. Now go and tame your husband either by cunning or by kindness. Remember, in every man there is a tiger: ..
So let's drink to the women who tame the tigers in us.
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Toast 4
One young horseman kidnapped his bride from a neighboring village. The girl's relatives quickly found the brave man and asked their daughter: does she want to be his wife? The girl agreed on the condition that she would leave her husband once a year for one day. Dzhigit, without thinking twice, agreed.
After the wedding, they lived happily. Once a year, the wife went away for a day. At first, the horseman was calm about this, but in the end he was taken apart by curiosity, he decided to find out where his wife was going. Waiting for next day her departure, he began to follow her. A strange picture opened up before his eyes.
Climbing high in the mountains, his wife turned into a snake and began to hiss. So let's drink to women who hiss only once a year - and then far from their husbands!
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Toast 5
In Georgia, above all else in a girl, her honor is valued. A girl who has forgotten her honor becomes disgraced.
You can sacrifice honor only for the sake of saving your people. So let's drink to the fact that women always retain their honor!
Toast 6
- As a true horseman, I propose a toast to women - to our mothers, who gave us life, raised us, caring and educating us, warming us with warmth and affection!
- For our sisters, whose hearts worry for us if we are far away, and rejoice if everything is all right with us!
- For our wives who love us and experience with us all the moments of happiness and grief that fall on our life path!
- For our daughters, in whose veins our blood flows and who will prolong the human race, preserving the traditions of their people, honoring their fathers!
In a word, for the women surrounding us, for the sake of whom and thanks to whom we, horsemen, live in this world!
Toast 7
One horseman was asked: “If your wife were guilty, what punishment would you choose for her?” The jigit thought for a moment and answered: - If I wanted to punish my wife harder, I would buy her a lot of jewelry and lock her in a room without a mirror. So let's drink to the fact that women will never be subjected to such a punishment!
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Toast 8
An eagle flew high in the sky. And the Eagle had a beautiful neck Pearl necklace. Suddenly, a golden eagle flies out from behind a cloud and says to the Eagle: “Give way to me!”
But the proud Eagle said: “No!” and did not give way. And they began to fight. They fought day and night and no one could win. In the heat of the fight, Berkut accidentally broke the necklace and the pearls scattered all over the Earth...
So let's drink to those Beautiful Pearls that sit here among us!
Toast 9
A woman came to the sage and began to ask him to help cure her husband of his addiction to drinking.
- I am not a doctor, the sage told her. But I can give advice. Does your husband have any big dream? Of course, not fabulous, but one that can be performed?
- Yes, she thought, the woman said.
- Very well! the sage rejoiced. - Promise him: if you quit drinking, then you will fulfill this dream.
- Okay, I’ll try,” the woman said and, bowing, left.
- And when she came home, she explained to her husband: Here's what I'll tell you, dear: if you stop drinking, every day I will put you half a liter.
So let's drink to the fact that our wives can always fulfill their wishes, turning a dream into reality!
Toast to love
A lot of poems and songs are written about love. There are probably as many toasts, if not more. They are not only about women, men, but also about strong feeling. Georgian toasts are famous for their simplicity and beautiful sayings. Indeed, in the Caucasus it is not customary to say wishes in a rude form.
Toast 1
A long time ago in Georgia there lived a very clever man. He decided to marry. When choosing a bride for himself, he asked all the girls one question:
Tell me, woman, how much is twice two? One of them answered: - Three. - The wife will be economical, - the man thought. The second said, “Four. - A smart girl, the man decided. The third decided that two plus two equals five, and the man thought that she would be a generous wife. Which of the three girls did he marry? The one that his heart pointed to. And the voice of reason was not heard by them. So let's drink to love affairs We have always listened only to our hearts!
Toast 2
In ancient times, a frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one Georgian was able to escape - he grabbed a piece of the mast and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later emerged from nowhere beautiful girl and grabbed the other end of the board. The Georgian looked at her and began to cry.
The girl asked him: - Why are you crying? The Georgian said: - Wah! Such a girl - and I can’t take care of it properly! So let's drink to resourcefulness in love, which will always tell you how to take care of a girl !!!
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Toast 3
High, high in the Georgian mountains, there lived a shepherd. He fell head over heels in love with the daughter of a local rich man. And he could not marry his beloved, because he, a poor shepherd, would never receive the blessings of her parents. Then he began to work harder than before, and built his own beautiful and large house.
FROM with a pure heart the horseman went for his beloved, and when he came to her, he saw that she was being given in marriage to another. The guy was indignant, but decided not to give up, because this woman was destined for him by fate and heaven. Then he invited the bride's father to check the feelings of applicants for the girl's hand.
- To do this, you need to take two apple branches and plant them in the ground, one for him, the shepherd, the other for the opponent.
- Whoever this branch blooms in the morning will become legal husband beauty.
The father agreed, and, of course, our shepherd's branch was in full bloom the next morning, while the rival's branch withered. This wedding, perseverance and love of our hero were remembered in those places for a long time. So let's raise a toast to real feelings that help ordinary people create incredible miracles!
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Toast 4
By mountain Georgian road Three strangers were walking along. They walked for a long time until they had drunk all the water in the wineskins. They looked around, and nowhere did they find a single well or stream. And suddenly one of them saw a lonely orange tree with fruits among the rocks. They were very surprised and delighted at this, because they had never seen such trees growing among the rocks.
Thirsty, they reached the tree and saw three oranges hanging from it.
- The first wanderer was so thirsty that he immediately tried to squeeze the long-awaited juice out of the fruit. Because of the thick rind, he only managed to get a few drops, and his thirst was not satisfied.
- The second of them tried to eat an orange, but again, everything was spoiled by the peel. It was very bitter and hard, and stuck in the wanderer's long dry throat.
- The third one was the smartest. He put the last of his remaining strength into peeling the orange. Thus he was saved from a tormenting thirst.
Let us raise our glasses to the fact that our newlyweds peel off the rind from the strife and drink the life-giving moisture of the fruits of their love!
Toast 5
One aksakal said: “My son is a doctor. He has been treating people for decades. During this time, he prescribed a lot of different medicines for his patients. But you know what my son tells me? He says he came to the conclusion: the best remedy from all ailments - this is love!
But it doesn't always help, does it? I ask him.
“Then you just need to double the dose!” my son answered me.
So let's listen to the opinion of the doctor, let's be treated with love. I propose to raise a glass to love!
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Toast 6
Once a man died who believed in God and was righteous all his life. However, he so wanted to return to earth that he asked the Almighty about it. God for his righteousness allowed him to live on. However, before lowering him to the ground, he gave him three chests with gifts, with the words: "Do not open them until you come home." After these words, God lowered him to the ground.
This man was walking home, and curiosity got the better of him.
- So he opened the first chest, and from there joy flew out and quickly flew away.
- He opened the second gift and saw love, which also suddenly ran away. The man did not want to risk a third time. He clasped his chest in his arms and quickly walked home with it.
- Soon he came to his land, went into the house, firmly closed the door and only then dared to open the third chest. There was also hope, which began to live in the same house and help her master in everything.
So let's drink to the fact that our newlyweds never lose their joy, hold fast to love and live with hope.
Toast 7
There is a mountain of Love in Georgia. Many ancient legends are associated with it. Once a young shepherd and a princess fell in love and ran away from home. The old prince sent a chase after them.
The lovers climbed the Mount of Love. The prince's servants overtook them. And then the shepherd said: - Let me jump first! “No,” said the princess, “then I will die of torment.” And the princess was the first to rush down. The shepherd looked at her lifeless body and descended from the mountain of Love. So let's drink to those men who get out of the elevator first!
Toast 8
In the ancient Indian treatise "Peach Branches" it is said: the needs of the soul give rise to friendship, the needs of the mind - respect, the needs of the body - desire. All three needs give rise to true love.
Let's drink to the fact that we always have these needs, and we would love and be loved.
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Toast 9
A young horseman asked an old neighbor:
- Tell me, until what age does love burn in the hearts and does not leave us alone?
The old man replied that he did not know, although he was already white with gray hair. Love never gets old, because its breath is eternally young, it will warm everyone with its warmth, and if someone asks how long its life-giving light burns, the oldest Georgian will answer you: “I don’t know, forgive me, ask someone older!”
So let's drink to love that is forever fresh and young!
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Toast 10
Somehow one zhigit decided to marry and came to his father. At that time, my father was sitting in thought under the canopy of an old tree and was drawing something with a twig in the sand. The jigit approached him and said:
Father, I need your advice. I met an amazingly beautiful girl and I want her to become my wife. Father, not looking up from his thoughts, drew a zero in the sand.
Father, I'm sure she'll be an excellent hostess. Father, still not looking up from his thoughts, drew another zero. The dzhigit continued to enumerate the girl's virtues, but the old father all this time drew nothing but zeros. The guy finally despaired and exclaimed:
Father, we love each other ... After that, the father respectfully looked at his son and drew a unit in front of all the zeros. So let's drink to love, which is able to increase all the virtues a thousand times!
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Toast 11
Met two Caucasians. After the usual stormy Caucasian greetings, one asks the other:
- Listen, Vakhtang, dear, they told me that you got married? This is true?
- Yes.
- When I saw you in last time you were a confirmed bachelor. Why did you get married?
- You know, I could not eat what they sell in canteens.
- Well, and now?
- Oh, now I eat in the dining room with pleasure!
So let's drink to love, which can radically change our view of the world!
For parents
When they congratulate the birthday man, they always say to him beautiful words. However, in many countries, including Georgia, parents are not forgotten. After all, it was they who gave birth to a birthday boy.
Toast 1
Two friends are talking.
- One says: “When my husband Goga does not communicate well with me, and I don’t see respect from him, then I promise him to go to my beloved parents in the village. The husband immediately changes and becomes kinder.
- Another woman adds: “And in case of disrespect from my husband, I threaten him that I will bring my parents to live with us. That's when my Vano becomes not only kinder, but also the most affectionate in the world.
So let's drink to the fact that our parents are with us now. We are always glad to see them, and especially today, at our festive table.
Toast 2
A wise aksakal lived in one village. How long he lived in the world, no one knew, but only the inhabitants of the whole neighborhood respected him very much and always asked for advice or in order to resolve a dispute between fellow villagers, because this old man was as wise and just as he was old. He lived alone - without a wife and children, and whether he had any, no one knew.
And somehow a man from a neighboring village came to his saklya and began to complain about life:
- Neighbors offend in vain, fields and gardens do not give birth to a harvest year, and the wife does not please - she constantly swears and scolds. But my grief is this - my wife and I have no children. No matter how we asked God to have mercy on us, the wife does not give birth, and that's it! Help, old man, advise what to do - after all, you have lived longer than all of us and know more about life.
Here is what the sage answered him: “Do not be sad, your misfortune is fixable, because you really happy man and don't mind me! But you will have to wait before you and your wife get everything you have dreamed of for so long. Pick twelve bunches of grapes from my garden and take them home with you, but do not eat them yourself and do not give them to your wife, no matter how much she asks - they are magical. Squeeze juice out of them and make wine. Drink it with your wife when it's in full force."
- So did the peasant. When the wine was ripe, he called his wife and handed her a full glass of wine from the "magic" grapes, not forgetting to pour himself.
- They drank it all to the bottom, looked at each other and laughed.
- And after a while, the wife turns to her husband: “You know,” the wife says, “our prayers reached the ears of the Almighty and he sent us great joy. I went to the sorceress, and she said that we were waiting for an addition to the family.
The peasant was incredibly happy about this news and went to the neighboring village to thank the elder for the “magic” grapes, but, going into the hut, he saw that the old man was dying, and his neighbors were sitting at his head, whom he helped more than once with his good advice.
Seeing the peasant entering, the sage said: “There are many sorrows in life, but life alone and without love deprives you of your last joys. Do not live alone until a ripe old age, love your wife - then you will know all the joys of life and you will be truly happy. Your children will add to your joy - it has always been so and will be forever. The old man said this, and in an instant his heart stopped beating.
So let's drink wine and enjoy life, as our parents did when we were born! May happiness and happiness be added to their hearts with every drop of this magical drink. eternal love to each other, as a result of which we were once born!
bludakchr.ru
Toast 3
Somehow the highlanders gathered in the house of their friend, a successful hunter and joker Vano, who was famous for his fearlessness and courage. All the walls in his house were hung with trophies: the skins of bears and the horns of mountain goats. In addition to his hunting talent, Vano was famous for his ability to tell ancient legends and interesting stories who happened to him.
The guests sat at the festive table for a long time, they raised their glasses many times, filled to the brim with excellent wine, said a lot kind words in honor of the hospitable hosts, sang their favorite old songs, funny and sad, and it was the turn of the respected hunter to tell old tradition, one of the exciting stories from his hunting life.
The assembled guests asked the merry fellow Vano to tell the most terrible incident in his life. Vano thought for a while, frowned, and began his story:
- Once I hunted a lynx, which got into the habit of dragging my chickens, but I couldn’t shoot it at the yard: it was very old and cunning, and therefore immediately felt my approach and ran away into the forest. Once I tried to watch for her, but she sensed something was wrong and, unnoticed by me, took her far away, into the very wilderness, where she disappeared altogether. I found myself in an unknown and frightening place where I had never been before.
- Here Vano thought a little, smiled and continued: Suddenly a crunch was heard behind me, I turned around and was stunned: in front of me was a bear, so huge that I was confused and froze in place, as if rooted to the spot. Without thinking twice, he grabbed me and squeezed me with his paws so that I dropped the gun. What do you think he did next? Picked up my gun and put the muzzle to my chest!
- And then there was this. The bear spoke with a human voice and said that if I did not marry his daughter, he would shoot me! Turns out it was the disguised father of the woman I'm still married to. Well, I had no choice and there was nothing left for me to do, but I am not offended by the resourceful father of my beloved wife!
- So Vano said and made the next toast, to which we join.
So let's raise our full glasses and drink to those fathers who are ready to do anything for the happiness of their beloved daughters!
For welfare
Toast 1
- - Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can't with women!" - Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- - Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money ... and he allowed me everything!
Toast 2
A merchant and a scientist sailed on a ship. The merchant was rich and carried a lot of goods with him. Suddenly a storm arose and the ship was wrecked. Only the merchant and the scientist were saved. The merchant sees that the scientist is sitting, mournful, and says to him:
- - Why are you sad? It was I who lost all my wealth, and all yours is with you.
- - So let's drink to the wealth that cannot be lost.
Toast 3
Oriental sage Khoja Nasreddin fell ill. Creditors began to visit him and asked him to repay his debts - the hour is uneven, he will die.
“Pray everyone that I stay alive until I cry with you!” Khoja told them. Everyone prayed and said with one voice:
- Our prayer will be heard by Allah!
- So, - Nasreddin was delighted, - I will never die?!
Dear debtors, let us raise our glasses to creditors who pray to God for our longevity!
Toast 4
One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can't with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money ... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!
grandmatanya.ru
For health
Toast 1
One old wise Georgian said: “If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk.
- If you want to be happy for one week, get sick.
- If you want to be happy for one month, get married.
- If you want to be happy for one year, get a mistress.
- And if you want to be happy all your life - be healthy, dear !!!
So let's drink to the happiness of all those present. For health!
alco.moscow
Toast 2
Far away in the mountains, at the very peak of height, there lived an ancient mountaineer. He was so ancient that generations succeeded other generations, and he lived and lived. There was only one secret to this: he had beautiful and complaisant wives.
So let's drink to the fact that life does not take us away from the only one thanks to which we can save our nerves, be forever young and live forever!
Toast 3
- In Georgia, they say that for money a real horseman can buy everything he wants.
- What he cannot get for money, a real dzhigit will get for a lot of money.
- What he cannot get for a lot of money, a real dzhigit will definitely get for a lot of money.
So let's drink to something that not a single horseman can buy for any money. Let's drink to health!
tosty.ru
In honor of the birthday
From time immemorial, Georgian toasts have been valued for their depth of thought. Their artistic style of presentation, solemnity, emphasis amaze and touch many people. Georgian birthday toasts are beautiful and vital.
Toast 1
In Georgia, in one driving school, a student is asked a question during an exam and the situation on the road is explained: you are driving along a narrow road, there are high mountains to your left, and a steep and large cliff to your right. Suddenly you saw that right in front of you is beautiful girl with a terrible old woman. Question: what will you push?
The student answers: "A terrible old woman." The teacher says: "Wrong, you need to press the brake."
Let's drink to the fact that in any, even the most difficult situation, the birthday man does not forget to press the brake in time.
Toast 2
Once, a long time ago, God gave man only 25 years of life. For some reason, he decided that this was enough. Animals (horse, dog, monkey) God gave as much as 50 years. However, the man decided that this was not fair, went to the animals and asked for a request. He begged the horse, the dog, and the monkey to give some of their lives.
- Since then, it has become customary that the first 25 years a person lives well. Him happy childhood, carefree youth and no problems.
- For the next 25 years, people work, that is, they plow like a horse, not sparing themselves and their strength.
- For the next 25 years, the man lives like a stray dog. The children left him, many acquaintances forgot about him, no one needed him anymore.
- For the last 25 years, man has been living in the manner of a monkey. Those around him laugh at him, because he is an old and weak old man (old woman).
So, let's drink to ensure that our hero of the day lives another hundred years, not as an animal that no one needs, but as real man without worries, problems and hassles. So that children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren and friends never forget about him.
For the owners of the house
Toast 1
In Georgia, they say that it is difficult to be satisfied with a little, but it is even more difficult to be satisfied with a lot. They are telling lies! Take a look at this rich table - how can you be dissatisfied here?
Let's drink to our dear hostess and her golden hands!
Toast 2
There is a court. A young beautiful Georgian woman, recently married, is divorcing her husband, a small and puny man.
- Why are you divorcing your husband? the judge asks her.
- - Yes, the whole village laughs at me - weak, frail, cannot jump on a horse. Is it a jigit?
- The Georgian jumps up and shouts indignantly: - Wah-wah, you're telling a lie, woman! She doesn't feed me! Give me one bowl of soup and the whole village will be jealous!
Let's drink to our hostess, who takes care of her beloved and of us!
Toast 3
In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one Georgian was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long board and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later, the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of this board. The Georgian began to cry.
The second victim asked:
- Why are you crying?
Georgian said:
— Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests!
Toast 4
A house that does not have a good foundation collapses. A house, a family without a smart and kind owner will go bankrupt. In a house, in a family where there is no kind and hospitable host, there are no guests.
So let's drink to the owner of this house, hospitable and kind!
For friendship
Toast 1
There lived a beauty in the mountains, better than which was not in the world. And two other horsemen fell in love with her.
- One came and confesses his love to her, and she answers: “Do you see that mountain over there? If a fire burns on its top all night, I will become yours.
- Dzhigit rode away. Another came, confesses his love, and the beauty emy: “On that mountain the fire will burn all night. If you put it out, then I will become yours. Dzhigit galloped off and began to climb the mountain.
- In the morning he climbs to the top and sees a burning fire, and next to him is a sleeping friend. Then he throws firewood into the fire and says: “Sleep well, friend!”
So let's drink to the real male friendship!
Toast 2
Once an old man lived in a distant Georgian mountain village, and his beautiful daughter was beaten. And so he decided to marry her.
He called the jigits and said to them this speech: “He who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet will catch a mountain sheep there, bring him to my feet and slaughter him so that no one drop of blood will not fall on my snow-white robe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him.
- And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, intelligent, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him.
- Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first.
- And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too.
The beauty's daughter screamed in horror: “Listen, atets! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him? And the old father said to her: - For the company! So let's drink to good and warm company!
Toast 3
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don’t worry,” he says to his young wife, “I’ll be back in three days.”
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
— Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.
For children
Toast 1
Human wisdom is immeasurable, and one of the immortal sayings says: "A tree is judged by the shadow it casts, and a man by his deeds and the number of envious people."
So let's drink to our parents, whose deeds provided them good memory forever! And we will all envy them with white envy and always ask their advice in order to gain parental wisdom!
tostvam.ru
Toast 2
Once upon a time, when my great-grandfather's great-grandfather used to walk under the table, he lived alone good man- and his name was Katso. And one day Katso went to the market to buy himself new boots, and he began to bargain in order to leave some money for sweets for his grandchildren.
The merchant said to him:
- If you want good boots, pay good money.
To which the wise Katso replied:
– Good boot – important thing and the joy of my grandchildren is much more important.
So let's drink to the fact that our hero of the day lives not only to grandchildren, but also to great-grandchildren, and is always surrounded by their love and respect!
Toast 3
- In the Caucasus, they say that the first lesson that parents should teach their child is obedience.
- Only then will the second lesson be what they consider necessary. The tradition calls for raising children in obedience to their parents and in obedience.
I propose to raise our glasses so that our children will always be obedient to their parents, follow their good advice and choose their own path in life with their help! But let their obedience not turn into complete dependence and weakness of character, but, on the contrary, teach them to accept right decisions on one's own. And may all children honor their parents all their lives!
tamartour.ru
Toast 4
Folk wisdom says that the first and best school for children is their family. Let's drink to the fact that our family is truly the most beautiful school for all our children, so that the teachers in it are both kind and strict, and can give their heirs the most correct idea of the world around them.
Let's drink to our children being the most the best students. So that they do not skip classes and do not be impudent to teachers, so that lessons at this school become a real holiday for them, and the teacher is their best friend.
Other toasts
Toast 1
A flock of sheep descended from the mountains into the valley. Suddenly, an eagle flew from the sky, grabbed and dragged the lamb. All this was seen by a small bird. She decided: “Why shouldn’t I do like an eagle? Yes, and what a lamb, I’ll take away a whole ram. ”
The bird flew higher, folded its wings and rushed down. But the matter ended with the fact that she hit a ram's horn and was killed to death.
A fly also once wanted to roll a stone, - said the shepherd, holding a dead bird in his palm.
So the bird, wishing to be compared with an eagle, achieved that it was compared with a fly.
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities!
pixel.in.ua
Toast 2
There was a goat on the mountain. An eagle flew across the sky, saw a goat, grabbed it and flew on. A hunter stood on the ground, saw an eagle and fired. The eagle fell like a stone on the grass, and the goat flew on!
So let's drink to the fact that we don't kill eagles, and goats don't fly.
Toast 3
What's the difference between truth and lies? - asked the sage.
- Yes, such as between the ears and eyes, - he answered.
- What we see with our eyes is true, but what we hear with our ears is not always true.
Let's drink to hear and see.
Toast 4
The wise man was asked:
Why is it so easy for friends to become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it, - answered the sage, - and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.
I propose a toast to the fact that we build, not destroy.
Toast 5
A certain king was crooked. With him was a skilled painter.
For some reason, the monarch disliked him and was looking for a reason to find fault.
“Paint my portrait, but such that it looks exactly like me,” he once ordered the artist.
- So my end has come, - the artist thought contritely. - If I draw him crooked, he will execute me. If I portray him as sighted, he will say:
“It doesn’t look like it!”, - and he will also cut off his head.
An acute situation breeds resourcefulness. The painter painted a deer, and next to the king with a gun in his hands, one eye, blind, covered, as if the king was aiming. In this form, he presented the portrait to the ruler. He could not find fault with the painter, and his life was saved. This toast is for the talented and resourceful.
Toast 6
One monarch ordered his minister of food:
- Get me a meal, the sweetest of which is not in the world! The minister went to the market and bought a language.
The ruler was delighted with the skillfully prepared dish.
And a day or two later, a new order came from him:
- Get me a meal, which is not bitter in the world.
The minister again went to the market and bought the language again. - I demanded a bitter, you again brought the tongue. How so?
And the minister explained:
- Sovereign, there is nothing more pleasant in the world smart words and there is nothing worse than bad words. It all depends on the language...
My toast is to skillfully manage your tongue.
Toast 7
Once a swallow with her little chicks escaped from predators and ended up on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask:
- Mommy, move me, and I will always love you!
- You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
- Mom, move me, and someday I will save you too! - said the second chick.
- You're lying! - said the swallow and also threw him into the abyss.
And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and when I grow up, I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow, and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!
(recorded by Shurik et al.)
My great-grandfather used to say: “I want to buy a house, but I don't have the opportunity.
I have the opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.”
So let's drink to ensure that our desires coincide with our capabilities!
And then one small but very proud bird said:
- Personally, I will fly directly to the Sun!
And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
So let's drink to the fact that each of us, no matter how high he rises, never breaks away from the team!
At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains traffic situation:
— You are driving down a narrow road. To the left is a high-high mountain. On the right is a cool-cool abv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
“Of course, old lady!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to difficult situation We didn't forget to hit the brakes!
On the beach, a girl asks her mother: “Mommy, why do aunts have smooth bathing suits, while uncles have bulging ones?” The mother was embarrassed, she wanted to spank the girl, but then she said with a serious look:
- "And the uncles, daughter, put money there."
I propose a toast to rich wallets!
There is one old Georgian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But, oh horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: “What happened during this time?” “Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened,” he replied. So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds!
One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: “You can’t drink! No smoking! You can't with women!"
- Poor fellow! friend sympathizes.
- What kind of poor fellow am I? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!
I am walking one night through the park, the moon, the stars, and the guy and the girl are kissing on the bench. I go another time: the moon, the stars... and the same guy on the same bench is kissing another girl. I'm going to next time: night, moon, stars... and the same guy, on the same bench, already with a third girl.
So let's drink to the constancy of men and the inconstancy of women!
Once a swallow with her little chicks escaped from predators and ended up on the edge of a deep mountain gorge. And the first chick began to ask:
“Mommy, move me, and I will always love you!”
- You're lying! - said the swallow and threw him into the abyss.
“Mom, move me, and someday I will save you too!” said the second chick.
- You're lying! - said the swallow, and also threw him into the abyss.
And the third chick said:
- Mom, save me, and when I grow up, I will also save my children!
“But you are telling the truth,” said the swallow, and saved him.
So let's drink to the bitter truth!
Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink so that you always have money for something that is better!
Let's drink to the fact that you have lived for 132 years.
And so that at the age of 132 you died.
And not just died, but killed.
And not just killed, but slaughtered.
And not just stabbed, but out of jealousy.
And not just out of jealousy, but for the cause!
Friends! Let's drink to our enemies. So that they have everything: a country villa, a luxury car in the garage, Persian carpets, a swimming pool, a fireplace, and of course, a satellite phone that they would only call on 01, 02 and 03!!!
No need to chase a woman like a departed tram. Remember that the next tram is coming from behind.
So let's drink for trams to run more often!
Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like a scrawl on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop drew his gun and shot at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!
A girl's weapon is her clothes.
Let's drink to general disarmament.
An eagle flew high in the sky. And the Eagle had a beautiful pearl necklace around his neck. Suddenly, a golden eagle flies out from behind a cloud and says to the Eagle: “Give way to me!”
But the proud Eagle said: “No!” and did not give way. And they began to fight. They fought day and night and no one could win. In the heat of the fight, Berkut accidentally broke the necklace and the pearls scattered all over the Earth...
So let's drink to those Beautiful Pearls that sit here among us!
Women are flowers. And the flowers are beautiful when they bloom.
So let's drink to promiscuous women!
People say: "If you want to accept the right decision, consult with your wife and do the opposite. I drink to our wives who give us the opportunity to difficult situation find the right solution.
One wise Georgian said:
If you want to be happy for one day, get drunk.
If you want to be happy for a week, pretend to be sick.
If you want to be happy for a month, get married.
If you want to be happy for a year, get a mistress.
If you want to be happy all your life - be healthy, dear!
And for this every day, do exercises!
So let's drink to the happiness of all those present - to health!
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is.
And a man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her real husband.
Let's raise our glasses to real men!
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don’t worry,” he says to his young wife, “I’ll be back in three days.”
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return, ten times three days have passed, and Shota is still gone.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
— Don't worry, Shota is here!
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble!
A toad crawled over the rails. A train drove by and cut off her legs. The toad crawled away and thought: “The legs were beautiful, we should return.” As soon as she climbed onto the rail, the train again passed and cut off her head.
So let's drink to not losing our heads because of beautiful legs!
Two disputants came to the wise Georgian with a request to judge them. He first listened attentively to the plaintiff, and when he had finished speaking, he told him:
- "Yes, you are right!"
Then the defendant began to make excuses. The wise man listened to him very attentively. And then he said:
- "You are absolutely right!"
Here the sage's wife intervened.
“How can it be that both disputants are right?” she asked her husband quietly.
The sage thoughtfully kept silent, thought and said to her:
"You know what, you're right too!"
This toast is for those who are always right!
It was once said by a Georgian sage: "Beware of the goat in front, the horse behind, and the woman on top."
For if you gape, she will sit on your neck. Men, if you have osteochondrosis of the neck, do not start it, treat it ... and most importantly, take care of your eyesight. Your vigilance is guarding the boundaries of personal sovereignty!
Somewhere high-high in the mountains of Georgia, where the air is clear as a baby's tear, and the bistra wrecks are like a misl, Gil-Bil, a young horseman, a katori grazed sheep (he beat a shepherd). And then one day, when he was tending his sheep, the ringing silence of the mountains was cut through by the trill of a mobile phone. All the rams stopped living grass and turned their heads to the young shepherd. The shepherd took out a telephone and turned to the sheep and said:
- Calm down, this minya!
So let's drink for the fact that no sheep would interfere with us to communicate today!
In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying.
The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
— Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests.
Dear... I drink to your coffin, made from a hundred year old oak tree that I planted this morning.
What do you want to be, Gogi, when you grow up? the visitor asked the kid.
“I want to become a businessman like dad,” Gogi answered. “Yesterday he took me to the office, and I really liked the way he works and spends time there.
- And how will you work?
“In the morning I’ll go to the office, sit down at the table, light a long cigarette, start saying that I have an awful lot of work to do and that after dinner I’ll have to start. Then after dinner I will go with a businessman friend to a restaurant and eat and drink, then I will return to the office and I will scold everyone for not doing anything. Then I'll go home and, terribly tired, lie down on the sofa and watch TV.
So let's drink to the children - our future!
There is a mountain of Love in Georgia. Many ancient legends are associated with it.
Once a young shepherd and a princess fell in love and ran away from home. The old prince sent a chase after them. The lovers climbed the Mount of Love. The prince's servants overtook them. And then the shepherd said:
Let me jump first!
“No,” said the princess, “then I will die of torment.”
And the princess was the first to rush down. The shepherd looked at her lifeless body and descended from the mountain of Love.
So let's drink to those men who get out of the elevator first!
Vano is walking in the mountains. Suddenly, Vano hears a terrible scream. Vano sees the entrance to a dark cave. Vano enters the cave. He walks, he walks... Suddenly he sees: a Phoenix bird sits with its bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yells.
Wano asks:
- Listen, Phoenix bird, why are you sitting with your bare ass on a hot frying pan and yelling?
- Wow, Wano! If I hadn't been sitting with my bare bottom on a hot frying pan and yelling, then who would have paid attention to me?
So let's drink to our women, who don't have to sit bare-assed in a hot frying pan and yell just to get attention!
Once an old man lived in a distant Georgian mountain village, and his beautiful daughter was beaten. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and said to them this speech:
“The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his feet, catches a mountain sheep there, brings him to my feet and slaughters him so that not a single drop of blood falls on my snow-white bathrobe, and so, one of you will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will kill him.
And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, intelligent, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet - and his old father killed him.
Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain sheep to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the sheep, in the sense, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell, stabbed, next to the first.
And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, dexterous and handsome. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut the throat of the ram without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But his old father killed him too. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror:
- Listen, atez! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you slaughter him?
And the old father said to her:
- For company!
So let's drink to good and warm company!
A man was driving from one village to another. The road passed among the mountains of Georgia, winding between rocks, along cliffs and abysses. Suddenly the donkey stopped - and not from a place. The owner began to pull him, goad him. The donkey stands rooted to the spot. The owner began to scold him with bad words, call him names, whip him with a whip. But the donkey, as it stood, remained standing. Then he went. And then a man saw a huge stone around the bend, he had just fallen, and if his donkey had not stopped, then ... The owner hugged the animal and thanked.
So let's drink to the fact that we always listen in a dispute to the opinion of another person, even if he is a donkey!
Let's drink to the fact that you have lived for 132 years.
And so that at the age of 132 you died.
And not just died, but killed.
And not just killed, but slaughtered.
And not just stabbed, but out of jealousy.
And not just out of jealousy, but for the cause!
Once a young horseman was riding through the mountains of beautiful Georgia with his beautiful wife. He struck strong as a bull, fast as a mountain river, his eyes were like those of an eagle, his dagger was sharp, like an attack of appendicitis, his mind was tortuous, like a scrawl on a hat ...
And now, on a rock, above the road, a mountain goat appeared. And the horseman at full gallop pulled out his gun and fired at the animal, but not a single muscle trembled on the goat's muzzle. Then he stopped his horse and, taking aim, fired again, but the goat did not even move. Then the horseman got down to the ground, and kneeling down, fired again, but the goat only jumped aside. And when the horseman wanted to lie down for a shot, the goat had already disappeared. Both the young horseman and his young wife died of hunger.
So let's drink to ensure that such goats do not come across on our life path!
In the ancient Indian treatise "Peach Branches" it is said: the needs of the soul give rise to friendship, the needs of the mind - respect, the needs of the body - desire. All three needs create true love.
Let's drink to the fact that we always have these needs, and we would love and be loved.
In ancient times, in the beautiful country of India, there lived a padishah who had three wives. The padishah also had an astrologer who predicted his fate. And then one day the padishah calls the astrologer to him and says:
- You lived with me for a long time, but you never predicted anything bad for me. And so I wanted to reward you. Choose any of my wives.
And now the astrologer comes up to his first wife and asks:
- Tell me, woman, how much is twice two?
“Three,” she says.
What an economical wife, thought the astrologer.
The second answered him: -Four.
What a smart wife, thought the astrologer.
The third answered him: - Five.
And this is a generous wife, thought the astrologer.
Which wife do you think he chose? He chose the most beautiful!
So let's drink, friends, for our beautiful ladies sitting at this table.
In ancient times, an old frigate was wrecked in the ocean. Only one person was able to escape - he grabbed a floating long plank and remained on the surface of the water. Half an hour later the second victim emerged from nowhere and grabbed the other end of the plank. The first one started crying.
The second asked:
- Why are you crying?
The first one said:
-Wah! There is nothing to treat such a guest!
So let's drink to dear hosts who will always find something to treat even uninvited guests.
There is one old caucasian toast. The toastmaster gets up, raises a glass of "Kindzmarauli" ... and suddenly feels that he has begun to fuss in his stomach. He decided to make a toast, fire a pistol and at the same time free himself from anxiety. And so he did. But horror! The gun misfired, but this case didn't misfire. A shame! He went to the mountains. After 10 years, he returns and asks the boy: "What happened during this time?" - "Since the toastmaster farted, nothing interesting has happened," he replied.
So let's drink so that thoughts do not diverge from deeds.
It was a very long time ago, when the mountains of Armenia were even higher than they are now. Ashot stood naked by the rock, he had a hat on his head. A primitive naked woman approached Ashot. Ashot covered his lower abdomen with a hat. The woman first removed one of Ashot's hands, then the other. The hat continued to cover the lower abdomen.
So let's drink to the strength that held the hat.
At a driving school in Georgia, a driver's license applicant takes an exam. The inspector explains the traffic situation:
- You are driving in a car on a narrow road. On the left - high-high mountains. On the right - cool-cool abriv. Suddenly on the road - a beautiful girl. And next to her is a terrible, terrible old woman. Who will you press?
- Of course, the old woman!
- Fool! .. You need to press the brake!
So let's drink to the fact that in a difficult situation we do not forget to press the brake!
And then one small but very proud bird said:
- Personally, I will fly directly to the Sun!
And she began to rise higher and higher, but very soon she burned her wings and fell to the very bottom of the deepest gorge!
So let's drink to the fact that each of us, no matter how high he rises, never breaks away from the team!
One Georgian tells a friend:
- Understand! I went to the doctor, and he says to me: "You can't drink! You can't smoke! You can't be with women!"
- Poor fellow! sympathizes friend.
- Yes, what a poor fellow I am? I gave him money... and he allowed me everything!
Let's drink to rich people!
A woman came to Nasreddin and began to ask him to help cure her husband of his addiction to drinking.
- I'm not a doctor, - said Nasreddin. But I can give advice. Does your husband have any big dream? Of course, not fabulous, but one that can be performed?
“Yes,” the woman said, thinking.
- Very well! Nasreddin rejoiced. - Promise him: if you stop drinking, then you will fulfill this dream.
- Well, I'll try, - the woman said and, having bowed, left.
And when she came home, she explained to her husband:
- Here's what I'll tell you, dear: stop drinking - every day I'll put you half a liter.
So let's drink to the fact that our wives can always fulfill their wishes, turning a dream into reality!
The wise man was asked:
- Why is it so easy for friends to become enemies, but it is very difficult to turn enemies into friends?
- But in the same way, it is easier to destroy a house than to build it, - the sage answered, - and it is easier to break a vessel than to make it, and it is easier to spend money than to earn it.
I propose a toast to the fact that we build, not destroy.
A certain prince invited a musician to his house to entertain him. The musician began to play.
- Oh, bless your hand! The prince praised him. - I give you a silver azarpema. The musician thanked him and sat down to play on.
- I will not spare my horse for you! - dispersed the prince.
The musician tries even harder.
- I pity you a cow, - the owner became generous.
The next day, the musician comes for the promised gifts.
- What azarpema, what horse? - answered the sober prince. - Yesterday you made me pleasant with your game, and I did you with my promises. The same thing that is left of your game today is left to you of my gifts.
Let's fill our glasses and drink so that we can always and under any circumstances keep our word.
Let's drink to those on board. Who is overboard, he will get drunk!
***
On the mountain road two jigits met.
- Hello, Vakhtang.
- Hello, Shalva.
- Vakhtang, why don't we drink some wine for the meeting? I just have a bottle.
- Excellent, Shalva, I just have cheese and bread. We drank, we ate, we talked, we sang.
We are sitting well, Vakhtang. Wouldn't you like to have another drink? I just have a wineskin with wine strapped to my saddle.
- Excellent, Shalva, now let's slaughter my lamb, cook a barbecue. We drank, we ate, we talked, we sang.
Over time:
- We sit well, Shalva. Wouldn't you like to have another drink? I just have a barrel of wine in my cart.
- Excellent, Vakhtang, I have a bull, let's roast it on a spit. Vakhtang, hold the bull so that he does not run away.
Shalva took a club, aimed at the bull between the horns, and struck... But the bull calmly stood still. Then Shalva took aim again and struck a terrible blow with a club ... But the bull stood, as if nothing had happened.
Here Vakhtang pleaded:
- Shalva, please aim better. If you miss again and hit me in the head and not the bull, I won't be able to hold him, he will run away, and we will be left hungry.
So, I propose to drink for strong male friendship, which nothing can destroy, and also for the fact that we always stand firmly on our feet and with dignity hold any blows that fate inflicts on us.
***
Suliko and Shota lived and fell in love with each other. They fell in love and got married. Just got married, Shota has to go on a business trip.
“Don't worry,” he says to his young wife, “I'll be back in three days.
Three days have passed, three times three days have passed, and Shota does not return. Ten times three days passed, and still no Shot.
The young wife became agitated and sent telegrams to ten faithful friends in ten cities. And telegrams came from ten cities from ten true friends:
- Don't worry, Shota is with us.
So let's drink to true friends who do not fail in trouble.
